Hua Hin

[Ixgzca]

Syzygies,

Yes that's both of them. It's quite obvious that they're Knocking shops disguised as massage shops. One could quite literally just walk in and ask for sex but I quite like the build up before. Adds to the intensity. My missus always has a lie in on holiday. Me on the other hand, doesn't matter where in the world we go I'm up and out by 6.30 so no suspicion. Really never expected any action at that time of the morning but quite a few places open for business!

I had good luck at Orange Massage many times in the past. One slim 18 year old cutie in Orange let me fuck her up the ass repeatedly. No massage at all. We'd go up the stairs she'd grab the oil and I'd be balls deep in moments. Between Tinder, bars, massage shops and clubs I've never had an issue finding a cutie to bang in Hua Hin. LT can still be had for 1 k to boot.

[Nipav]

Mate,

Have you tried hotels in hua hin, basically I am looking for budget girl friendly hotels beach side, I am going with my girl there.

Girlie prices are HH is around st 1000-1300 , LT 1500-2000 bht. Last November.

[Member #4698]

I did 3 trips to Pattaya and back using the Hi-speed catamaran ferry. IMO, it is the only way to go. About 2 hours each way. For details google it.

I have written before that Hua Hin gets a bad rap for being stocked only with old uglies. <snip> there are PLENTY of doable women in the bars of Soi Bintabaht and Soi 80 and in the massage shops. The bars on Soi 6 Pattaya are brothels packaged as bars. The massage joints on Soi 57 and area in Hua HIn are brothels packaged as massage joints. You do not have to get a massage at all, just go for the sex, usually 1,300 baht, like Soi 6 Pattaya. There are some young lovelies there if you seek them out and that is your thing. <snip>

It is very quiet in Hua Hin right now and the girls are eager. If you bring the attitude that you will have fun, and you are willing to work at it a little, you will succeed. There are zero gogos there though if that is your thing.

Thanks for the Info. I particularly liked your comparison of Pat Soi 6 bars with Hua Hin massage joints. That was insightful.

[Buksida1]

I highly recommend the bus service. It is worry free and safer than van or taxi. 300 baht each way makes it a bargain too. I book online at Bell travel service.

[Ricky81]

Thank you mr Mhf. What you think Sirin hotel or JeePee hotel? Could you recommend good girly bars from HH (names)? And what girls charge ST and LT.

Mate,

Have you tried hotels in hua hin, basically I am looking for budget girl friendly hotels beach side, I am going with my girl there.

[Crazy4Thai]

I am back in the US after wrapping up a 7 month stay in Hua Hin a month ago. I did 3 trips to Pattaya and back using the Hi-speed catamaran ferry. IMO, it is the only way to go. About 2 hours each way. For details google it. I have written before that Hua Hin gets a bad rap for being stocked only with old uglies. Some of the oldest providers I have ever seen are there, no lie. But there are PLENTY of doable women in the bars of Soi Bintabaht and Soi 80 and in the massage shops. The bars on Soi 6 Pattaya are brothels packaged as bars. The massage joints on Soi 57 and area in Hua HIn are brothels packaged as massage joints. You do not have to get a massage at all, just go for the sex, usually 1,300 baht, like Soi 6 Pattaya. There are some young lovelies there if you seek them out and that is your thing. As an older punter I only dabble with the young ones. I usually go for the MILFS who really deliver on service. It is very quiet in Hua Hin right now and the girls are eager. If you bring the attitude that you will have fun, and you are willing to work at it a little, you will succeed. There are zero gogos there though if that is your thing.

[Achmmc]

After reading Captainoneeye post below, I am wondering if a few days in Hau Hin be worth the visit for me as a westerner who has a great time for years visiting in Pattaya and Bangkok? Or would I find that the extra travel effort vs what is actually available there not worth the bother. I truly enjoy Soi 6 and some of the more outlandish gg bars of Bangkok and Pats. I expect that to be non-existent. And I generally do not like massage places, but reading Captain, I wonder if I just need rethink. So, I have set a low bar for Hua Hin and maybe there are some good times to be had. I tend to have a good time anywhere I visit, but certain places make that very easy.

Thoughts / Comments?.

[Allover]

I took a bus to Hua Hin once from Pattaya. It stopped at Bangkok airport to pick up and drop off passengers. I believe it was the suwanapu airport. You can check that out.

Has anybody taken a boat from Hua Hin to Pattaya? I know a service started up a few years ago but I haven't heard of anybody actually taking the boat trip.

[CaptainOneEye]

Syzygies,

Yes that's both of them. It's quite obvious that they're Knocking shops disguised as massage shops. One could quite literally just walk in and ask for sex but I quite like the build up before. Adds to the intensity. My missus always has a lie in on holiday. Me on the other hand, doesn't matter where in the world we go I'm up and out by 6.30 so no suspicion. Really never expected any action at that time of the morning but quite a few places open for business!

https://goo.gl/maps/4XUBv8R7vb6q44W78

Says "Phop khwaam Happy dai thi raan nii" (you can find happiness at this shop) ha ha. Happy happy endings.

Is this the Orange shop?
https://goo.gl/maps/1ceDFF4f6gMM4pF17

Quite clear its a Massage shop. We can see "....sage" on the sign and also read "nuat oiy" meaning oil massage, I guess (Oil spelled funny).

I guess a Farang Mrs would never imagine what the husband could get up to at 6.30AM. My Thai Mrs would not be that naive, I think. She just rang me to ask what I am doing at 8PM. In Hotel room. She does not believe it. haha. "Tohlae" (meaning bullshit artist can't be trusted). I offered to switch on the video. She could easily check I am sleeping alone in the morning too. Ha ha.

[Zman429]

Anyone know where to catch bus from Bangkok to Hua Hin and back?

Must you book in advance or can just rock up at bus on the day?

Plus any escort agency worth checking or is it mainly just bar girls at random bars near the Hilton the way to go if want a girl in your hotel room?

I'd take a cab more money much less hassle. The bus is at same location Pattaya bus is in BKK airport.

[Lefeu]

Anyone know where to catch bus from Bangkok to Hua Hin and back?

Must you book in advance or can just rock up at bus on the day?

Plus any escort agency worth checking or is it mainly just bar girls at random bars near the Hilton the way to go if want a girl in your hotel room?

I took a bus to Hua Hin once from Pattaya. It stopped at Bangkok airport to pick up and drop off passengers. I believe it was the suwanapu airport. You can check that out.

[Syzygies]

Anyone know where to catch bus from Bangkok to Hua Hin and back?

Must you book in advance or can just rock up at bus on the day?

Plus any escort agency worth checking or is it mainly just bar girls at random bars near the Hilton the way to go if want a girl in your hotel room?

Are you aware of the "Southern Bus Terminal". Its in Taling Chan district of western Bangkok. Cross the Phra Bin Khlao bridge and follow Boroma-ratcha-chonanai road (sorry that name is a mouthful) which veers to the left. From Southern bus terminal you can get buses going to southern Thailand and certainly Hua Hin is a possible destination. I don't have a timetable. Google Maps may have. Possible to show up and buy next available ticket, if not a busy holiday time I guess. I have caught buses going south before. I may have been going to Prajuap, or Petchaburi, Cha Am, Hua Hin etc.

There maybe buses departing from Bang Lamphu from travel companies, I can't say.

[Syzygies]

Is this the shop?

https://goo.gl/maps/4XUBv8R7vb6q44W78

Says "Phop khwaam Happy dai thi raan nii" (you can find happiness at this shop) ha ha. Happy happy endings.

Is this the Orange shop?
https://goo.gl/maps/1ceDFF4f6gMM4pF17

Quite clear its a Massage shop. We can see "....sage" on the sign and also read "nuat oiy" meaning oil massage, I guess (Oil spelled funny).

I guess a Farang Mrs would never imagine what the husband could get up to at 6.30AM. My Thai Mrs would not be that naive, I think. She just rang me to ask what I am doing at 8PM. In Hotel room. She does not believe it. haha. "Tohlae" (meaning bullshit artist can't be trusted). I offered to switch on the video. She could easily check I am sleeping alone in the morning too. Ha ha.

[Buksida1]

Just got back from HH. Was with wife but up early every morning at 6. 30. Found 5 massage parlours open at that time. If you walk down Dechanuchit road from pier and turn left down Poon suk road towards walking. The 1st parlour on the left there is a lovely 30-35 year old by the name of Kinty. 300 bt house fee for oil massage 1000 bt for full sex. BBBJ and CIM. I returned next day for round 2 and got to say her BJ was incredible. Deep throat and took full load with swallow. She loved sex and sucking. I was on my way and relaxing by the pool by 7. 45 am. The massage shop opposite (orange) had fully nude BJ off a lovely 20 something girl no CIM but still enjoyable for 500 bt +300 bt house fee. Loads of massage places with FS on offer. Go for the slightly older ones and you get a half decent massage first too with great sex where anything goes.

Thank you for your report. I dropped by Poonsuk road and found the massage shops. Or rather. Knocking shop. Samila massage is on the same side as Diamond bar about a block north. Basic cubicle with a mattress on the floor and a few towels. There are few water buffalo aunties and one 26 year old spinner named Lucky. Lucky has a lovely smile and a good attitude but severe baby damage. To quote her every thing is OK but no bum. A stimulating oil massage with a great blow followed by a CIM with swallow. 300 baht to the house and 1000 to her. The wet wipes are included.

[Ixgzca]

Just got back from HH. Was with wife but up early every morning at 6. 30. Found 5 massage parlours open at that time. If you walk down Dechanuchit road from pier and turn left down Poon suk road towards walking. The 1st parlour on the left there is a lovely 30-35 year old by the name of Kinty. 300 bt house fee for oil massage 1000 bt for full sex. BBBJ and CIM. I returned next day for round 2 and got to say her BJ was incredible. Deep throat and took full load with swallow. She loved sex and sucking. I was on my way and relaxing by the pool by 7. 45 am. The massage shop opposite (orange) had fully nude BJ off a lovely 20 something girl no CIM but still enjoyable for 500 bt +300 bt house fee. Loads of massage places with FS on offer. Go for the slightly older ones and you get a half decent massage first too with great sex where anything goes.

Is this the shop?