Bogota Reports

[World Travel 69]

Centro Internacional, Transversal 6 #27-85.

Tel: +57 1 3814666. https://hotelibisbogotamuseo.com-bogota.com/en/.

I added it to the Map.

Ibis is the unofficial ISG hotel!

[BKKguru]

Greetings all,

I have been in Bogota the past week and enjoying the scenery (even with the rain last week). Started off the week at Ibis Hotel and eventually made my way up to Zona Rosa (Hotel B3 Virrey) for the weekend. Both hotels are guest friendly. On Thursday I saw a guy sign in a guest at Ibis in the middle of the day, shamelessly, in front of everyone. Whoever you are. Respect.
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Walked to Mezzanine 14 as well and wasn't as enthused by what I saw and decided to pass on a massage there. The quality was 5-7 but I felt like I was being swarmed immediately as I walked up the stairs. It made the whole experience uncomfortable so I just walked away.
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Lastly, as much as I'd like to meet up with other members, I didn't get a membership before departing on this trip so I don't have the PM feature. My mistake.

Thanks for sharing your experience. Newbies should note the safety tips in your report for Santa Fe.

Hotel B3 Virrey: I have never stayed here. Based on feedback from others, I believe they have a Guest "Fee" policy (at least on paper).
Are you saying you were not charged for bringing a Guest back? Did you see other guys bring back girls? Can this Hotel be declared "Guest Friendly"?

La Mezzanine 14: Yes, the first time can be a little overwhelming. Give it another try. Walk around and take your time.
The big negative for me is the Casket like room. Hopefully, you are not claustrophobic!

Look forward to your second update. Thanks again!

~BKKguru

[Roman713]

How would you know it was going to be a GFE before the action had started? You usually find out a chick is GFE after the price has already been set. Unless he is talking about paying her more the next time. But why offer to pay more for the same thing that you are getting for less?

It used to be there were regulars in Arg Priv, who could be relied on. In other locations, there were certain locations where the girls were well coached and selected.

[Woodman09]

How would you know it was going to be a GFE before the action had started? You usually find out a chick is GFE after the price has already been set. Unless he is talking about paying her more the next time. But why offer to pay more for the same thing that you are getting for less?

GFE happens, paying more does not necessarily create a connection with your ho. I have had GFE paying $10 and some of the hottest girls too.

That is why speaking Spanish can make your experience 10 x + Better.

A wad of cash guarantees nothing. Persuasion counts for more.

[ShadowJ]

I'm currently booked at the Tequendama. But I wondered if there were a place around Parque 93 that meets all my needs:

1. Girl Friendly. No fee in the daytime, less than 60,000 overnight. Or as close to that bogey as possible.

2. Great WiFi. I'm willing to pay more to have a business hotel where I can consistently use Verizon's WiFi calling on my phone.

If those two are impossible to meet around Parque 93, are there hotels in other nice areas that would work?

[Mr Enternational]

Then you say you can pay a premium for a hot, GFE.

How would you know it was going to be a GFE before the action had started? You usually find out a chick is GFE after the price has already been set. Unless he is talking about paying her more the next time. But why offer to pay more for the same thing that you are getting for less?

[Roman713]

La Mezzanine does have potential. It is also an under reported venue compared to Santa Fe.

You saw a hottie at Mezzanine, but passed on her since she quoted 150 K. Then you say you can pay a premium for a hot, GFE.
Please clarify this contradiction.

~BKKguru

1) I am both a hypocrite and an idiot.

2) Never pull the hottest girl in a lineup if you want a good attitude. Dumb probably but it seems accurate.

[BKKguru]

A few notes on the Mezzanine.

I had three very similar sessions. <snip>

I did see one real hottie, but she quoted 150 so I went to a back up. My advice, take your time and checkout each section. The girls seem to calm down if everyone gets to make their pitch. Overall it is an awesome value, an hour for 80-100 k.

Now my question. What's the play if I don't want value? Prices are so cheap, I would like to find the unicorn. Smoking hot, great attitude, real GFE (covered) and in this market, I would be happy to pay the premium.

La Mezzanine does have potential. It is also an under reported venue compared to Santa Fe.

You saw a hottie at Mezzanine, but passed on her since she quoted 150 K. Then you say you can pay a premium for a hot, GFE.
Please clarify this contradiction.

~BKKguru

[Routard]

A few notes on the Mezzanine.

I had three very similar sessions. Very pretty women, pretty faces, small, yet saggy breasts, slender figures. Let's say 6 or 7. Good actresses, they must be coached, as the sessions were similar.

I did see one real hottie, but she quoted 150 so I went to a back up. My advice, take your time and checkout each section. The girls seem to calm down if everyone gets to make their pitch. Overall it is an awesome value, an hour for 80-100 k.

Now my question. What's the play if I don't want value? Prices are so cheap, I would like to find the unicorn. Smoking hot, great attitude, real GFE (covered) and in this market, I would be happy to pay the premium. Any ideas for finding a true professional (in a good way).

Try this one: www.nanxingspa.com.co. Excellent facilities and the most impressive line-uyp you can find in Bogota's massage parlours.

[Woodman09]

Hello mates,

I will be in Bogota from 29 - 30th, and would like to know if ibis Mueso, is girl friendly?

Have any one stayed there.

Ibis is the unofficial ISG hotel!

[Roman713]

A few notes on the Mezzanine.

I had three very similar sessions. Very pretty women, pretty faces, small, yet saggy breasts, slender figures. Let's say 6 or 7. Good actresses, they must be coached, as the sessions were similar.

I did see one real hottie, but she quoted 150 so I went to a back up. My advice, take your time and checkout each section. The girls seem to calm down if everyone gets to make their pitch. Overall it is an awesome value, an hour for 80-100 k.

Now my question. What's the play if I don't want value? Prices are so cheap, I would like to find the unicorn. Smoking hot, great attitude, real GFE (covered) and in this market, I would be happy to pay the premium. Any ideas for finding a true professional (in a good way).

[Woodman09]

Always hilarious since many of those chicks walk back and forth. Street one minute, inside the club another minute. You guys just don't get it. Same damn girls! LOL.

Right, and usually for $40 mil!

[Mike963]

Hello mates,

I will be in Bogota from 29 - 30th, and would like to know if ibis Mueso, is girl friendly?

Have any one stayed there.

[Mr Enternational]

Last week SF was pretty good. I'm not one for the streetie sweeties so I spent Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night going back and forth between Troya, Paisas, Fiebre, etc.

Always hilarious since many of those chicks walk back and forth. Street one minute, inside the club another minute. You guys just don't get it. Same damn girls! LOL.

[Woodman09]

Greetings all,....
Last week SF was pretty good. I'm not one for the streetie sweeties so I spent Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night going back and forth between Troya, Paisas, Fiebre, etc. As continuously reported by everyone else, the quality is pretty great. Usually at least 20 girls in each place. I personally prefer Troya because the waiters are less aggressive and the quality of girls is generally pretty high. The overall highest quality IMO is at Fiebre late night. It seems everyone flocks there and unless you pay for a table there's only standing room. This was the case even on a Tuesday night. Prices are pretty standard across the board. Expect to pay 70 k /20 min regardless of which club you're in. Also expect one of the cleaning ladies upstairs to ask you for a propina.

Actually, a lot of those girls will accept happily 60 mil if you can bargain with them in Spanish.

I notice a lot of girls will circulate among Paisa, Troya, Fiebre.

I really do like Venus, La Casona and Atonis, often newer girls there and sessions for 50 mil lapdances 10-15 mil.

Tipping maids, 1 or 2 mil is what I tip. They may not knock as quick.

Safety: I was with friends in Zona Rosa but was alone in SF. Watch yourself around there and don't stay out too late on your own. Inside the clubs are safe, but don't get lost trying to wander around finding new places. My advice would be to stick to the main streets, and when in doubt only walk down busy streets. If you are walking back to your hotel from SF as I sometimes do keep one hand in your pocket, move with a purpose, and keep your head up. Once you reach the main streets outside SF there is generally military police or regular police presence. Every night I walked back to Ibis I saw military police on the main road going North-South. Once I saw them I knew I was good, but there's a 5-7 minute walk once leaving SF where you're moving at your own risk. When in doubt, take a taxi. *I'm a young, fit, black male so I'm not exactly the go-to target, therefore take this advice at your own risk*..

In the North it seems like there is more gringo hunting with more serious players.

Be aware of people who are checking you out, following.

If you are not street wise do not walk from SF at night. Especially after 9 pm. I blend in and appear to be a more difficult target. In 5 yrs I have rarely cabbed the 4 block distance home. Have not had any real problems. On occasion I have noticed a few guys checking me out. I usually will give them a bit of a stare back and maybe a nod.

Language: I don't speak Spanish. I know the basic phrases to ask for beer, the check, and "how much. " Getting around isn't as hard as some make it. Either use your phone as a translator, find a waiter who speaks English (many do in SF), or wing it the best you can. Download an app (Google Translate) that does instant translations and you'll be fine.

Spanish really can make a difference in the quality of your trip. I recommend Pimsleur Conversational Spanish for English speakers 90 MP3 lessons in 3 levels. Each lesson like a 20 minute class.

There is much more to say about the clubs, unfortunately I have to go. Will post more later. WoodMan is in the wind.