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[Project Jaw]

Hey all,

Been a lurker here, trying to research and read as much as I can. I'm headed to Frankfurt in July and have a few days to play around with. I'm trying to decide if FKK's are more "bang for your buck" than regular escort agencies. Beyond that, when visiting FKK's, should one take a bag with them for toiletries (deodorant, cologne, mouthwash, etc)?

Sub-question, I've read that rooms at Sharks are not air conditioned and can be a bit stuffy for activities during the summer months. Would Oase or Mainhattan be a better alternative, and how do current lineups compare? Thanks in advance.

[Steve 9696]

So certainly a bit off topic but I know many of you enjoy a good FR. This particular one is relevant in a general chat way because it emphasizes the importance of a) Not being so picky as to miss an opportunity and b) Going with the flow. The highlight was definitively blasting through town in HER car with AC / DC full volume. Enjoy!

Caxias do Sul Brazil FR.

Boate Ilha and the World's ugliest Girls Name.

Boate (pronounced bow ah Che) is a nightclub with WGs and onsite rooms for fucking. Great format.

OK before I go any farther let me mention that of perhaps 20 girls I talked to and considered so far on this trip, three were named Eduarda! What a horrible fuckin name! And if that isn't bad enough, the short version of that is Duda. Who wants to fuck someone named Duda? Well apparently I do because I did twice!

So CDS is NOT an easy city to find tons of girls. I researched for months online and only came up with two indies I would do! And hard to find Boates also. Boate Ilha was the only one I found with enough decent review to bother.

Went to BI pretty early on Wednesday. Around 10:30. There was NOT A SINGLE girl and three guys including me (stay with me here it gets better). After about 15 minutes one girl shows up. Thigh high boots and mini skirt. Maybe a 6-7 and as luck would have it she came to sit with me. Her name is Duda and as you will see she grows on me and in fact I would put her more in a 7/8 category having seen her in various different positions.

Even though she is sitting with me she is not very affectionate, enough so that at one point I actually tell her I can't tell if she likes me. She says she does, but clearly I am not going to be Making out like with Tifhany. Anyhow she grows on me and eventually she offers to do a table dance for R50 ($13). Ok bring it! Wow. She is actually quite sexy and has the perfect Brasileira butt. Actually a work of art.

At some point I agree to take her friend also. Definitely more a 6 for me but quite handsy and affectionate. R600 for the pair. By the time we leave there are probably 20 girls there but I would say mostly 5 and 6's. Still the only game in town that I could see. Beware your bar bill may be a lot higher than you expect they have a large card fee and ladies drinks are about 2 x guy drinks. Total damage US $300 including drinks, bar fine and two girls so who am I to complain.

Just like SP the girls had to register with me at the front desk. Not a problem at 12:30. The sex was pretty OK but I would rank it towards the bottom of my other epic experiences. Nonetheless I developed quite some chemistry with Duda and I came to love her bubble butt and massively tattooed body. She's just kind of badass in a sweet way.

Wrapped up after one round. Plenty tired. Summary Boate Ilha will get the job done but not at the level of SP boates. But it's about the only game in town. (There is one called Boate Castelo) but it only had one review.

Next Day Take it Easy not.

So on my final night I was pretty bushed. So I decided to avoid the chase and go for the known thing. Unfortunately Tifhany, Carolina, and Mary all live up north. But Duda has really grown on me and I thought a one on one encounter would have different chemistry and I was 70% right. We Whatsapped ahead of time and I spelled out what I thought I needed in a GFE and she agreed for $100. Not bad!

I got some wine and she came to my room around 11. This was a slightly odd date because she is not naturally affectionate. But in the end I got her worked up and we got it done. Started with some naked kissing me on top on the bed. She kinda gave me the downward hint and down I went. I thought maybe she should be paying me. She had a good time then rode me strong cowgirl for a long while. I'm pretty sure it was real because she really had to work at it to get there rather than the quicknfake moans.

But at some point I was thinking "uh yeah and what about me" She started to head for CBJ which was NOT part of the deal. Eventually I softly persuaded her to move to BBBJ and it was really quite good after some coaching. I really give her the benefit of the doubt here. She is a pretty girl but not a very professional hooker. I gave her some BJ pointers and guidance by hand and she gamely brought things to a close in front of the mirror her on her knees and me standing. With a quality CIM finish.

Even tho we agreed 2 x I knew I was too tired and would need a goodly waiting period. I suggested a wild and crazy idea which she accepted. She had to be back at the Boate at a certain time to avoid a fine. So I said I would go with her and she could help me pick out another girl. So Duda became my wingman for the rest of the night and a sexy wingman she was.

So Duda and I had concluded a nice CIM finish in front of the mirror and agreed she'd be my wingman at Boate Ilha. We ubered over there (Uber is ridiculously cheap here. Like $3 for a ten minute ride).

Let me tell you, BI is different on Thursday. Clearly 40+ girls and as many guys. It is packed. And the quality is higher. Really no 9's, but no 5's either.

Duda and I are given a table (it pays to have a club girl wingman!) And we just take it all in over a drink. After a while we just kind of work the field independently. I pass on a couple girls after intros. And she comes back saying she's been trying to get someone to bite on a table dance. Well it is only $13 so I say let's see it. She lights up like you wouldn't believe. Amazing what $13 can do in certain places.

Now that we have some BFGF going she gives me the ultimate table dance with 10 or so guys drooling around us. Yes the Bunda remains spectacular. Really a top ten butt no lie. And when she drops it down low you can imagine her cowgirling and it's quite hot.

Some time later there is this Barbie blond doing a table dance and I have NEVER seen a woman ooze sex appeal like that. Has 20 guys with boners just standing in awe. I commit right then to trying to get her to go but know there will be a line!

So when she finishes Duda says "you like her" and I say sure. She says she will get her for me. Sure enough she grabs her just outside the bathroom and brings her over. Just sexy as hell. Thanks wing girl!

We agree to head off. She says 350 on-site and 550 off-site. I say let's go on-site. Then she tells me the rooms are shit and convinced me for R550. Remember this is a hot Jennifer Love Hewitt clone but with blond hair past her ass for $140!

Well the adventures continue. She is going to drive and she loves ACDC. We are blasting "She's Got the Jack" atfull volume as we pull in to the love motel (I am not joking!) Just riding in HER car is a thrill (did this with a chick in Moscow also) but it was the music that sealed the deal. Windows down. Air rushing by. Her hair flying everywhere. These are life experiences you take with you.

She's clearly a professional which is sometimes off-putting but she does love her trade. Gets quite worked up during DATY and several positions. So much so that while I finger her while she blows me that she is so wet inside. Just a sexy sloppy mess.

Eventually I blow a load (she gestures no CIM but takes it right till the last second). And we Rock and roll back to my hotel at 4 AM.

Good thing I took it easy my last night!

It is this kind of thing that pays off if you go with the flow. Had I walked out of BI that first night, then no Duda. And no chance to coach her on a proper BBBJ and CIM in front of the mirror. And no wing girl. And no Barbie and driving in her car with She's Got The Jack playing. It was too priceless. And all because I gave a dead club and a single 6/7 a chance.

[Takedown]

Absolutely agree. I think only an obese person himself / herself might consider any girl of 155 cm height with more than 45 kg weight to be slim, irrespective of the slight variation of weight due to breast sizes.

Clinicians disagree with you. 45 kg is less than 100 lbs.

http://www.hunterdiabetescentre.com....michartmetric/

Kate and Megan are both well over 50 kg, at least 5 kg over. In comparison, Betty at Sharks is self reported over 50 kg at 155 cm. She is bottom heavy but by no means obese. And if she is over 50 kg, there is no way Kate and Megan weigh less than her.

[Gino02]

Megan 172 50/52 kg slim, Kate 168 50 kg curvy sexy. Model type is more than 170 and maximum 52 kg, more is not slim, so a 155 with 50 kg girl is really not slim even if she is high level sporty, maximum 45 kg for 155 to be slim even with big 90 C cup which are just water fat, no bones, no muscles which weight.

Absolutely agree. I think only an obese person himself / herself might consider any girl of 155 cm height with more than 45 kg weight to be slim, irrespective of the slight variation of weight due to breast sizes.

[Takedown]

But haven't those BMI charts been changed repeatedly the last two decades? To make people especially in ysa feel more good about themselves?

I found this one too:

No they don't really change all that much. But even on that chart found on tumbler and typed in neon print, 5 foot 1.5 inch is considered ideal, not overweight. Are you sure that you read your source correctly? Mistakes happen.

[Pistons]

But haven't those BMI charts been changed repeatedly the last two decades? To make people especially in ysa feel more good about themselves?

I found this one too:

And I kinda agree with this chart quite a lot. But if you don't do fitness, the lower end is about where you should be. And if you do fitness, you can push it up towards the upper end the more you work out.

[Pistons]

An ISGer sent me a PM criticizing my description of slim. Another posted that these stats show an overweight person. This chart obviously shows they are both quite wrong. Those height-weight stats puts this person near the bottom of the BMI-obesity scale, a measurement that is already notorious for overestimating obesity.

But haven't those BMI charts been changed repeatedly the last two decades? To make people especially in ysa feel more good about themselves?

I found this one too:

[Sebastiane]

Do any clubs in Germany have any Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Filipino, Malaysian girls? I remember years ago Bea at Palace but that's it. I haven't been with an Oriental girl since then and would like to.

[Frozty]

How is the FKK generally in Summer ? will many girls go on vacation ?

Yes, in August many girls go on holiday. But also men, so ratios are normal.

I love visiting during the summer. Particularly at Sharks which has a great outdoor area, including beds. Some of my best sessions have been outdoors but you will have to deal with the voyeurs.

[Sirioja]

Usually for girls, I go by height minus 10. So 1.55 cm should be 45 kg. Or 1.65 cm should be 55 kg. But if she goes to the gym and is top fit, then only 5 below can be more correct. But usually when girls are that fit, their fat percentage also falls, so the tits are small, and not big.

Result: a 1.55 m girl at 50 kg with big natural tits either has some crazy genes to give her extra large tits while still being a fitness babe, or she is a little overweight.

Megan 172 50/52 kg slim, Kate 168 50 kg curvy sexy. Model type is more than 170 and maximum 52 kg, more is not slim, so a 155 with 50 kg girl is really not slim even if she is high level sporty, maximum 45 kg for 155 to be slim even with big 90 C cup which are just water fat, no bones, no muscles which weight.

[Sirioja]

How is the FKK generally in Summer ? will many girls go on vacation ?

August can be slow for beauties, same like Easter or Christmas / Sylvester. Second level can t take long time off. Exceptions are Globe and clubs close to Italian border due to Ferragosto party.

[Mr Ho]

How is the FKK generally in Summer ? will many girls go on vacation ?

Beside, summer supposed to be the low season due to many regular girls taking summer holiday and clubs are slightly less in numbers of girls, I actually found most of most beautiful girls I found in FKK during summer season of July and August.

I am guessing this is because before the new law, there were some walk in girls who do it for summer jobs to make quick big cash in two months during summer. Also different clubs do switch girls around during summer the most to keep the lineup numbers, so it may increased girls quality optically.

However, given the new law, it is mystery zone once again during summer time in FKK. I am going in end of August to early September too, so I hope line up is good optically.

I went before the law in both July and August, and I did find real beautiful girls more than normal season and clubs are less full than usual, so it is more relaxed atmosphere. Many regular girls are on holiday thought.

[TeaInTheSun]

How is the FKK generally in Summer ? will many girls go on vacation ?

Hey there, most of ladies know they will get certain peak season during summer and they prefer to stay working for us during our vacation. Just few ladies take holidays on August but just for few days or before IAA on September. Then, they back until Christmas normally. July is always great for me.

[Tuber19]

How is the FKK generally in Summer ? will many girls go on vacation ?

[Takedown]

155 cm and 50 kg with big tits.

5' 1.5" and 110 lbs with big tits.

Would people here consider that considered slim?

An ISGer sent me a PM criticizing my description of slim. Another posted that these stats show an overweight person. This chart obviously shows they are both quite wrong. Those height-weight stats puts this person near the bottom of the BMI-obesity scale, a measurement that is already notorious for overestimating obesity.