Bangkok Reports

[Crypton]

I bought my plane ticket, I plan to come to Thailand on October 5th for 6 weeks, How common is anal sex in Bangcock?

Pretty common. And no need for extra bhat. Just pre-negotiate. I think the short term going rate is 1500 B.

[EihTooms]

How do you know the pound won't go up? That reminds me of the people who were saying the US stock market would plummet if Donald Trump was elected. However, it sky rocketed after he was elected. They were dead wrong.

No one should have expected the trajectory of the stock market or the USA Economy in general to change in any meanigful way from where they were already going on the occasions of the election or the inauguration of a president. Heading up or down, neither has ever done so on those occasions throughout history. The election and inauguration of the current president was no exception. The trajectory of both essentially continued doing what they had been doing since mid 2009.

However, the trajectory of both can and often does change in meaningful ways after that administration's first major economic legislation is passed. Typically, the stock market (let's call that Wall Street) makes a move rather quickly after passage because that is forward looking, essentially making a bet on where the general economy (let's call that Main Street) will go based on what is in the legislation. Look for Main Street to make its move in terms of increased or reduced inventory, hiring or firing, etc a while later, after the provisions in the legislation begin to hit the ground.

On that count, the USA Stock market has not increased much at all since late December 2017 when the current administration's first major economic legislation was passed compared with what it had been doing in previous years. There certainly hasn't been any skyrocketing in evidence since any of the forementioned occasions.

In some meaningful ways, such as private sector jobs creation, Main Street is producing less well than in recent previous years. Real annual GDP might have ticked up a percentage point since then, likely the result of an additional $700 Billion in military spending and a $1.5 Trillion sugar high jolt in disproportionately large corporate and top marginal income bracket tax cuts.

So too might be the case with Brexit, nobody knows. There might be an immediate temporary move one way or another that settles in to a much longer term trend once due diligence has been done on its likely real world longer term impact.

[MongerForSex]

This thread should change from Bangcock to general ISG.

[Smoothy]

Usually you get a better rate in Thailand, but as soon as it becomes clear that the Brexit is near and inevitable it might indeed be wise to change pounds in the UK before it plummets.

How do you know the pound won't go up? That reminds me of the people who were saying the US stock market would plummet if Donald Trump was elected. However, it sky rocketed after he was elected. They were dead wrong.

[Etaoin2003]

The plan is 4 Nights Bangkok, 8 Nights Pattaya and then back to Bangkok for 5 Nights.

I was just wondering when is the best time to actually book the flights and Hotels and which would be the best flights to go for.

4-8-5 sounds like a good plan. I would not bother booking any hotels until closer to your trip. Stay flexible. Hotels are cheap and depending on location the quality of a room in the 1000-1400 thb range is much better than you probably expect. There is a huge surplus of rooms in both cities. You can just show up in Pattaya and find a clean and decent aircon room over a bar at the last minute at half that price. The only reason to book in advance is if you really must stay at a specific resort with particular amenities (pool etc).

Tickets for the bus to Pattaya are available on the day of your journey. There are some good YouTube videos explaining where to buy and what it's like.

As for the flights: Skyscanner.net and flights. google.com will compare all possible options and show how prices vary across days / weeks / months. The low point is usually 8-10 weeks out, then it rises quite a bit to fleece business travelers, then at the last minute it can drop again if demand is low. Midweek can be cheaper.

Direct vs connect is up to you, as they say in LOS. You're going to feel like crap when you get there either way. DO NOT under any circumstances take an afternoon nap on the day you arrive, or any day after that, or you will never adjust to the time change. Get sunlight.

Learn to think in baht.

[Smoothy]

Although I never did a porn with Christy Canyon I have a Polaroid of her and me.

I have a polaroid with Victoria Paris. She is naked in the photo, but I am not. She signed it "thanks for the wild night!" even though all I did was go to the strip club and pay her to pose for the photo. So it wasn't really that wild. She was hot as hell though no doubt about it.

[MongerForSex]

I bought my plane ticket, I plan to come to Thailand on October 5th for 6 weeks, How common is anal sex in Bangcock?

[D Cups]

Yes me too but I have to admit making your own porn with a girl who knows what to do and takes direction well is better than than watching others and serves as a permanent, continuous pleasure graphic in every sordid detail. I'll have to leave instruction to burn them after I die.

Although I never did a porn with Christy Canyon I have a Polaroid of her and me. I did do customer porn with many others though such as Chessie Moore, Kayla Kleevage and Minka who are all super busty man-pleasers. Kayla and Minka live in Las Vegas and you can still do them at a premium price. Chessie would regularly film and fuck customers for free if you joined her fan club but she is retired now. The Market Street Cinema in San Francisco used to feature the big bust porn stars and there was a secret room upstairs you could go and take pictures or videos and have some fun. I've had at least a half dozen others whose star names I do not recall but this was in the 90's before I started traveling overseas.

[GDreams]

Hi GM,

Hotels will always be available and the rack rate price does not change that much over time (but some have high and low season prices, especially in Pattaya). I use both Hotels dot com and Bookings dot com, there are always price differences between the two sites and I always check both before making a booking. Useful to check out the hotel's own website too as these are often cheaper than the global booking sites, but careful here as they will most likely charge you in Thai Baht rather than Pounds Sterling and the rate will change as well as your bank adding on fees for Credit Card. Paying upfront without the option to cancel is never advised unless you have firm dates confirmed, and I think you need flexibility being a new guy in town.

Both hotel sites I use have a useful map view where you can see all available hotels' prices and location in your preferred area.

HotelsCombined and Trivago consolidate hundreds of online TAs so you don't need to go to each one to check. They have the same map search feature as well.

[PutinEatsJizz]

Took a cute Thermaes gal home couple nights back. 3 k for ST and she looked like actress Jenna Coleman. Win win.

[Ipathan]

Hi all champions,

I need your help. I am planning to visit Bangkok in first week of July for business meeting.

Can you share any good contact of age 20 to 35 who can satisfy my desires. Last time I had not that good experience. Hence I decided to take your help. I wanted to try skinny, petite, girls and MILF types.

Also share info about pricing / cost.

Thanks in advance.

[Ed Setra]

I've traveled all over Europe but not really done long haul before and it will be my first trip to Thailand.

I've planned to fly into Bangkok from either Birmingham or London on 30th or 31 of October just as we crash out of the EU so great planning just as the pound might plummet. I'll most likely do the 30th so I can change plenty of pounds the day before we actually leave.

The plan is 4 Nights Bangkok, 8 Nights Pattaya and then back to Bangkok for 5 Nights.

Any info would be much appreciated.

Hi GM,

I would book the flights first. Up to you whether a direct from LHR (or LGW?) or a layover included from BHX makes economic sense, but as Mogwai says a short layover breaks up the flight and allows you to stretch your legs a bit before the second part of the flight and probably helps combat jetlag at the far end. Consider flying through a Euro hub also (FRA, AMS, HEL, VIE, ZRH, CDG) or IST as these often have good deals. Gulf carriers have a nice split of flights about 6 hours each leg too. Use Skyscanner or Google Flights to investigate.

I'd stay in Bangkok for a couple of nights on arrival also, so much better to experience the culture shock of Thailand all at once in the big city (I envy you here, the first few days are truly magical).

Hotels will always be available and the rack rate price does not change that much over time (but some have high and low season prices, especially in Pattaya). I use both Hotels dot com and Bookings dot com, there are always price differences between the two sites and I always check both before making a booking. Useful to check out the hotel's own website too as these are often cheaper than the global booking sites, but careful here as they will most likely charge you in Thai Baht rather than Pounds Sterling and the rate will change as well as your bank adding on fees for Credit Card. Paying upfront without the option to cancel is never advised unless you have firm dates confirmed, and I think you need flexibility being a new guy in town.

Both hotel sites I use have a useful map view where you can see all available hotels' prices and location in your preferred area.

Foreign exchange is better on the ground in Thailand than in UK, depending on where you buy. In BKK airport you can find ripoff rates and better rates, so go downstairs to the Airport Rail Link entrance level where there are several booths where you can compare prices, only exchange a couple of hundred in the arrivals area if you don't have the time to go downstairs. Rates in Pattaya are probably best of all (Yellow TT exchange Booths dotted around the city) and there are several good options in Bangkok too (SuperRich, Vasu, and a really good small booth above Thermae entrance).

Brexit rates? Hmmm. Who is to say whether or not the deadline will be extended.
Here's a game to play. Buy £500 worth of Baht in your local currency exchange now and note the rate. Buy £500 when you get to Thailand in the better exchanges and look at the difference. You cannot do anything else now, currency is a fickle market and you and I have no influence on the way it goes. Closer to the deadline for Brexit should give you an idea of trending. You could cut your losses by half by hedging now or you could lose more if the Pound strengthens.

Or suck it up and just pay the going rate in October.

The new referendum could reverse everything and the Pound could go through the roof relative to the Baht.
Pig Squadron Leader over and out.

[Mogwai]

I've planned to fly into Bangkok from either Birmingham or London on 30th or 31 of October just as we crash out of the EU so great planning just as the pound might plummet. I'll most likely do the 30th so I can change plenty of pounds the day before we actually leave.

Usually you get a better rate in Thailand, but as soon as it becomes clear that the Brexit is near and inevitable it might indeed be wise to change pounds in the UK before it plummets.

Right now the flights are coming up around 500 direct from London and about the same from Birmingham but with a small layover. Travel wise it's about the same really as I'm nearly 3 hours from London and 45 minutes from Birmingham and when getting back home that 45 minutes sounds much better then the 3 hours from London. Would Direct be the best way to go and just deal with the 3 hours traveling when getting back.

I would take the flight from Birmingham with the small layover if I were you. Because you will be exhausted after the long haul flight.
For the same reason I always stay in Bangkok the first couple of nights. I used to go to Pattaya straight away but the bus ride was killing me after the long flight.

[MongerForSex]

Pictured with Nina Hartley we see just how ugly Nina was. Had amazingly horrible sillies as well.

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She is an ugly feminist, Do you mean she is no more ugly? She has always been ugly. She is not natural and photoshoped like most porn stars. Porn stars are very ugly when you them waking up and without make up.

[MongerForSex]

I feel feminists just have found ways to drive up the sticker price, exponentially higher than in most / all non western countries.

Pussy is a commodity like everything else in this hyper capitalist economy.

You say stigmatize I say price manipulation!!

Porn is one of the western males options to reduce demand and thereby reduce the sticker price.

Econ 101 supply vs demand=price.

At least that's how it should work.

As long as there aren't any desperate duans around willfully destroying the basic fundamentals of economics.

It's always about money, in western countries, women buy their own didlo to please themselves. You know now they want didlos that don't look like cocks. Sex is not healthy that's why it's safer to jerk off while watching porns LOOL. Porn is for adolescents that want to discover their sexual organs. Sex is taboo today. I can't stand feminism and religious parts. I lived in the USA, it's the worst country when it comes to sex followed by western Europe. Porn is always the same history. Now pussy is gold in the USA. You can see but you can't touch it. Ugly and unatural women in the porn indistry, they are photoshoped. I watched too many porns when I was adolescent. I moved on. Porns are good if you are in a country where you can't have sex everyday, the USA or Western country (France, The UK, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Ireland, Germany etc).