Bangkok Reports

[EihTooms]

Based on recent positive reports from Natty Bumpo, Catire, Banana Boi (others?) and a couple of friends who don't post here, I decided on a whim to revisit Patpong last night about 9:45 PM after not taking a girl from there in at least a year as I recall. That was a girl from Black Pagoda. That one was ok, sexy girl, fine with agreeing to my True GFE expectations upfront. But the hassle of going to and from Patpong vs going to nearby Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy keeps me from mongering there very often.

I walked down Thaniya Road and saw the usual crowd of supposedly Japanese Only/Preferred girls sitting outside the Karaoke Bars. Most did not acknowledge me passing by in the sense that I might be a potential customer. But a couple of places with large groups of girls had a mamasan flagging me over to stop in and take a look. I just smiled and kept walking. Someday I'll have to check some of those out to see what the big deal is. Thing is, I don't remember any punter I know extolling the wonders of great service or any service at all from the girls in those places. I assume some are genuinely Japanese Only. But I don't see much difference in the attractiveness of the girls from one to the other Karaoke Bar, including the ones where the mamasans were flagging me over.

First stop on Patpong 1 was King's Castle 1. Saw a lot of pantyhose in this bar. In most Thai red light areas, that is a sign of either non barfineable Coyotes or some catch like you can barfine but no sex, very high barfine and equally high rate to the girl and so on. Not sure what it means in Patpong these days. In the recent past, it often meant what I just described. Not sure about today. Through the pantyhose I could see some of the same big ugly tattoos that seemed to be prevalent among most of the girls in Patpong. The vast majority of customers were Asian. There were many good lookers in the line up here, but they were very subdued with regard to me, barely indicating a smile or any acknowledgement at all. Could have been total disinterest in me as a potential customer, the kind of guarded display of interest in a Farang that you often find where the girls' primary customer base is Asian, all of the above or something else. I did not get a friendly, warm and fuzzy vibe from any girl I would remotely be interested in taking in this bar. One drink for me and gone.

Second stop was King's Castle 2. There was a huge drop in the attractiveness of the girls here vs King's Castle 1 at about 10:15 PM on this Friday night. I would be surprised to find any Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy go-go bar surviving very long with a line up this dreadful. Naturally, a couple of girls did seem demonstrably interested in me as soon as I walked in. LOL. I would say they were at least the 2 best of a dreadful lot. Ok, I came here to check out the vibe and bar culture in some of these places compared with years past. So I gestured an OK to the more eager and delighted of the two demonstrably interested ones to come on over for a Lady Drink. She was very bouncy and happy that I finally replied to her repeated attempts to have me call her over. TONS of big ugly tattoos on this one. But a decent body and ok face. She ordered a coke with some booze in it I suppose, not a shot. That was nice of her.

One sip after the drink arrived, she excused herself and said, "I go dance now, back in 5 minutes."

I have no idea if she would have come off the stage to sit with me five minutes later, highly doubtful since she did not exactly dance in a way that reminded me she was coming back soon or reminded her that she had ever met me. No matter, 3 minutes later I was paying the bill, up and gone.

Next stop down Patpong 1 was King's Corner, not to be confused with King's Corner 2, which is a total Ladyboy bar as far as I know. King's Corner is a mixed gender go-go bar. I could immediately tell looking through the door from the outside that there were many real, natural born females working in King's Corner. It was as crowded as King's Castle 1 in terms of girls (and about one third Ladyboys) and customers. Like King's Castle 2, the customer mix was about half Asian and half Farang in this bar. Still many big ugly tattoos. I would say the quality of the female line up here was somewhere between King's Castle 1 and 2. In fact, a few of the females were, imo, even better looking and sexier, definitely seemed friendlier and more fun (to a Farang like me) than the girls in King's Castle 1.

As I walked through the door, a rather fetching real female hooked my arm to pull me in further, walked with me to a place to sit on the other side of the stage and plopped herself down next to me, cuddling and running her hands across my crotch. Nice face, sexy smile, fit and shapely, possibly enhanced breasts but not too obvious, she would naturally be one of the more presentable girls to serve as a doorgirl. She asked for a Ladydrink. I politely declined and told her I'd just walked in and wanted to sit and relax a while, look around. She either pretended not to hear or actually didn't hear in all the noise. So she sat there next to me while I ordered my drink and not one for her.

However, by the time my drink arrived, I could not help noticing her fingers lightly grazing on my pants over my crotch area had indeed inspired quite an eager beaver woody. I must take heed of these things. And she did look pretty good compared with most other girls in the place or elsewhere during this so far short research trip. I asked her how much for barfine. 600 baht. How much for her? 3,000 baht for Short Time. "Oh, pang pang (expensive)" She asked me what I wanted. I told her as directly and with as few words as possible what I wanted in terms of a True GFE. She asked, are you ok? I said I am perfect, how about you? She said I'm ok. End of health and medical status discussion. I said let's go.

I paid the barfine, bought her one drink after she'd changed into her street clothes, we rode a taxi back to my apartment in the lower Sukhumvit area and all was extremely well and as advertised, no unpleasant surprises. She had a very nice body, lovely face, perfect attitude but, like more and more Thai girls these days and virtually all of the Patpong girls, unfortunate body tattoos. Oh well. WIR? Yes. And check out a few other places around Patpong again. But I think next time I will hire us two motorcycle taxis to take us back to my apartment. That trip took at least 30-40 minutes at around 11 pm last night. That is just too long and boring a trip for me between the high of us both agreeing to terms and getting the girl alone in my room. I think a couple of motorcycle taxis would take no more than 10-12 minutes for that trip.

[CzarNicholas]

An old memory hit me the other day when my buddy who just returned from Bangkok told me he revisited Hilary 1 and had the lamb shank that I chose on a previous trip and said it was just as good as on our previous trips. I know, not something one thinks of when your on Soi 4 but I must say it was out of this world delicious, meat falling off the bone with an amazing sauce.

The sound of those words together just scare the shit out of me!

[Smoothy]

Jim Carey was never funny even in his prime which was The Mask. Enjoyed him more when he was playing it straight as in The Truman show. Agree with his politics but not his anti vaccine stance.

Wow, take everything you just said and reverse it and that is what I feel to be reality. You are living in an alternate universe from me, buddy.

He was ok in Truman show but he was funny as hell in his prime. His politics are idiotic and makes people think he's lost his mind, and his anti-vaccine stance is just wrong given the evidence of increased autism and other negative reactions due to those vaccines. I have a relative who was completely normal until he went in to get his vaccine at a very young age, after that day he has required 24 hour care daily for the last 20 years.


I'm with him 100% on this. I do hate it when this happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2ol_EtP0o

[Breadman]

An old memory hit me the other day when my buddy who just returned from Bangkok told me he revisited Hilary 1 and had the lamb shank that I chose on a previous trip and said it was just as good as on our previous trips. I know, not something one thinks of when your on Soi 4 but I must say it was out of this world delicious, meat falling off the bone with an amazing sauce.

[Syzygies]

I'm not sure where the good looking guys like you hobby but it certainly isn't where I hobby.

You have seen good looking young mongers in German FKK though, right?

They want the convenience of fucking several girls in quick succession, or have umpteen naked hookers fawning over them.

I agree, I don't really see them much here. A tiny percentage for sure. Still it is hard for me to know a girl's taste and recall the guys that much.

Most of us are way older than the hookers. I did not start mongering here till I was 35. Surely I was more attractive then, which is only relative, but we did not have to compete with lots of Asians back then other than Thai mongers in the Soapy MPs. So I did not get knockbacks from Thermae girls in those days. It was a farang mongering scene.

Was rarer to meet dick scared girls back then, even with newbie girls.

[Bouvis]

looked more like George Clooney than Ed sheeran and I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.

Brad Pitt instead of Meat Loaf (1977). Chris Hemsworth in place of Shane MacGowan.

Yep been there.

[Franciscass]

I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.

Jim Carey was never funny even in his prime which was The Mask. Enjoyed him more when he was playing it straight as in The Truman show. Agree with his politics but not his anti vaccine stance. I know, this is a sex guide forum but what the hell nowadays it caters to all sorts of oddballs, guilty my lord.

[CzarNicholas]

I'm not sure where the good looking guys like you hobby but it certainly isn't where I hobby. In 3 years likely seen only a handful of good looking guys at hobby spots. By good looking I mean guys who when they walk in to any night club will have girls hit on them. I'm not talking about night clubs with p4 p girls. I'm talking real girls who are smoking hot and in their early 20's. These are the guys who have no need for p4 p.

Hopefully you guys don't let all the compliments of these hookers in Thailand, pi, Jakarta, etc. Get to your heads. If I did I'd believe I looked more like George Clooney than Ed sheeran and I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.

I'm not the kind to manipulated with flattering words, but free sessions not sought after, or rock bottom prices with insane PSE sessions.

Now that will boost my confidence every time!

[Banana Boi]

Have to agree with most of the comments on your post. I've always been in good shape, a gym rat, and am a decent looking dude, with a vicious sense of humor, who always had very attractive GFs and sex partners.

I'm not sure where the good looking guys like you hobby but it certainly isn't where I hobby. In 3 years likely seen only a handful of good looking guys at hobby spots. By good looking I mean guys who when they walk in to any night club will have girls hit on them. I'm not talking about night clubs with p4 p girls. I'm talking real girls who are smoking hot and in their early 20's. These are the guys who have no need for p4 p.

Hopefully you guys don't let all the compliments of these hookers in Thailand, pi, Jakarta, etc. Get to your heads. If I did I'd believe I looked more like George Clooney than Ed sheeran and I'd be 10x funnier than Jim Carey in his prime.

[Syzygies]

555+ I almost commented in the same way. Then I realized that he was saying only 1-3% can count them selves in being top 10% in looks who are also top 10% in game.

Yeh, good guess.

[Pita123]

Exactly 10% are in the top 10%. I guess you meant something else.

555+ I almost commented in the same way. Then I realized that he was saying only 1-3% can count them selves in being top 10% in looks who are also top 10% in game.

[Syzygies]

Of course, only about 1-3% of men are in top 10% in terms of both looks and game....

Exactly 10% are in the top 10%. I guess you meant something else.

Looks like a hell of a lot of posters here think they are in the top 10%. Ha ha. I always got stuck with a girl fast, so never much chance to try to play the field, except by mongering. Obtaining a Thai GF is real easy, even without looking great. So many are available, looking for a western man. Maybe not just looking for sex though. That is the issue.

[Goatscrot]

Truth hurts but if any of us were that good looking we would never be on a board like this.

Have to agree with most of the comments on your post. I've always been in good shape, a gym rat, and am a decent looking dude, with a vicious sense of humor, who always had very attractive GFs and sex partners. I did not have issues getting laid back home, but it was effort and required quite an investment in money, time, and patiences putting up with a partner. Thailand was great because it required little effort and little money. That was the entire point. Sex, whenever you wanted it, with a wide selection of partners, without the effort, that could be had for the equivalent of 25 USD. Back in the day I knew almost no mongers who needed to have their ego fed. All of the previous is why the discussions of "game" and the rapid rampant price increases over the past couple of years have been so amusing and unsettling at the same time. Why the hell are folks creating the same issues here in LOS that so many of us moved 10 k miles to get away from? Boggles the mind.

[Lefeu]

Truth hurts but if any of us were that good looking we would never be on a board like this.

I am not good looking, but if I were I would still prefer to be a monger and be on this board.

A good looking guy certainly has access to beautiful girls without P4 P, but he would still pay in other ways. And that could be even more expensive. A good looking guy can get stuck with the same girl for ever. Girls have a way to hang on to the same guy without him even realizing it. And, of course when she becomes the girl friend or the wife, the payments start coming.

Luckily, in the P4 P world, we pay the girls to leave, after we are done with them. A hell of lot better proposition than being stuck with a girl friend or a wife.

[Crazy4Thai]

I think there is a widespread assumption that men in Thailand paying for sex cannot get sex elsewhere. A long time ago in my late 30's early 40's, I had all the pussy I wanted as a player in my home country. I did not work hard at it, I played. My looks are average. My sense of humor is above average. My motto was "if you can get them to laugh about it you can get them to do it". Then I came to Asia for business and managed 3 days in Bangkok. I was hooked. My preference quickly became the lovely tan ladies of Thailand for not much money. Insert Goatscrote's description of days long gone here. Now I monger because it's been my norm for decades and I am still hooked.