Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

I went to Yakuza once about four years ago and remember the walls between the rooms almost being like plywood with a dirty mattress on the floor. It was a real shit hole ...........

Have not ever experienced that bad in Medellin. Trust you were deloused.

[Surfer500]

For me it is second nature to walk with my hands in my pockets when I am in such surroundings. Maybe that is why nobody has ever tried any bullshit like that on me. They can't get into my pockets and they don't know what I am holding onto inside of my pockets.

God forbid if they discovered you were holding onto your Johnson!

[XBoyX]

Can someone please mention few stripclubs and casas that have highest value for the money in Medellin? Thanks!

[Knowledge]

The moment anyone is within touching distance you have to be on guard, especially in any kind of sketchy location. I've seen drunk guys get pickpocketed in honky tonk settings (Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Boca Chica) by groups of girls who fondled their dicks while rifling their pockets. As soon as some girl puts her hand on your crotch out in public that should be like a siren going off.

For me it is second nature to walk with my hands in my pockets when I am in such surroundings. Maybe that is why nobody has ever tried any bullshit like that on me. They can't get into my pockets and they don't know what I am holding onto inside of my pockets.

[BKKguru]

For me it is second nature to walk with my hands in my pockets when I am in such surroundings. Maybe that is why nobody has ever tried any bullshit like that on me. They can't get into my pockets and they don't know what I am holding onto inside of my pockets.

I have not seen any mention of Cargo Pants. These Pants would be perfect for walking around Santa Fe.

Cargo pants have the extra large pocket on the outside of the Pant. It would be a good place to keep your Cash.
These pockets are secured by buttons or a zipper. Buttons offer more security.

You have 4 Pockets on the front side and 2 on the backside. The bad guys would not know which Pocket is loaded.
You can walk with your hands in the top pockets. Your Cash can be in one of the lower right OR left pocket.
These Pockets are extra wide. Perfect to keep your Passport too.

BKKguru

[Anukris]

Hello,

I'm visiting Medellín in July for a week. If someone can help me showing the ropes I would greatly appreciate that. I Would love to hangout with any of you guys, I would love to meet wolf or Tall man, loved their reviews and insights. I'm el Centro kind of a guy rather than el Poblado. My subscription expired and the credit card subscriptions are not working for some reason. I need to send it by mail.

Anyway, will greatly appreciate any suggestions on where to stay for a first timer to Medellín with limited Spanish skills (by I'm learning fast though). I'm planning to visit new life, roam around Vera Cruz, Raudal for a little bit, conejitas and barra ejectiva etc. , this is the vibe I like. I don't like the club scene that much. But I understand it is not that safe for first timers in el Centro. I was planning to book a room in Nutibara. Please suggest.

Thank you all.

[Mr Enternational]

sometimes the scam goes they spit on your leg, then the come over say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry", bla bla bla, and all the time their cleaning up your pants with something, their reaching in your pocket with the other.

For me it is second nature to walk with my hands in my pockets when I am in such surroundings. Maybe that is why nobody has ever tried any bullshit like that on me. They can't get into my pockets and they don't know what I am holding onto inside of my pockets.

[Orgasmico]

They probably know that there's a boat load of cops all over the place during and after the event.

Doesn't hurt that the Mayor was there and the event was televised.

[Ty Down]

What ever happened to "Ask Brofessor"?

He was a former US Marine and an Iraq Desert Storm Veteran. After the War he used to help other veterans who where suffering from PTSD, pretty cool guy. Any way, he made his way down to Colombia, where he got into Body Building and Fitness craz.

He hung out in South and Central America a couple years and won some Body Building Contests and seemed to be doing well for himself.

Then one day about 2 years ago, he posted a video from Colombia, and in this video the guy was scared shitless, he was running from somebody, on the way to the airport. That was the last video he ever posted.

Word on the street is that he was murdered in Colombia, other reports say he escaped and is in hiding. I don't know.

I found this video on someone else's channel, Brofessors channel is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ur42FVy5-Q

Has anybody here heard of this guy?

[Member #2001]

Interesting post, looks like your feeling your way around centro.

Your experience and statement is spot on - "9:00 pm and a guy walks up waving something that looks like menus in a fan pattern (like playing cards you are holding) and tries to pickpocket me. He seemed shocked I knew what he was trying to do and took a few steps towards him. Just remember any time something is putting something in your face it is someone trying to pickpocket you. "Exactly what a guy did to me in Bogota a few months back, he was very quick and good as he waved his menu close to my face and YES he pickpocket guess what from my shirt pocket? Two condoms in a small plastic bag from my shirt pocket BUT they were Magnum XXL, hehehehehe what the fuck is that little prick going to do with his catch of the day.

The Tall Man.

Ethiopia, sometimes the scam goes they spit on your leg, then the come over say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry", bla bla bla, and all the time their cleaning up your pants with something, their reaching in your pocket with the other. Another scam is when you see see people in the street with a box of various candies and they hold it up to your waist and say, "me hungry mister, candy, candy", then they go into your pocket with the other hand. I don't ever carry alot of money, but one time someone took my crappy cheap phone. It was not a smart phone, but it was the only phone I had. Did not loose much, its just an inconvenience.

The funny thing is when you catch them red handed, yell thief thief. and trust me those guys can run like hell, faster than I can anyway. When you hell thief thief, people will run after them too and they will be caught. WHen they are caught, they are handed over to the police, and they have no mercy on them. THe police there will beat them badly. Then, they go to jail. I have seen it happen several times.

At least that is what they use to do 10 years ago when I was there.

[The Tall Man]

Good trip report man. And thanks for discussing Mileroticos and Photoprepagos.

Some people here have posted how it's easy get laid with those sites but the reality is that none of those pics of girls on there are at all accurate and their also not as open as they claim to be on their ads.

Some of them look so different from their pics that you'the rather pay them to just leave before even doing anything.

I suppose one solution is to agree to FaceTime with them before having them come over or making the trip out to them.

Oh and obviously one must know pretty good Spanish to communicate (in person) with the ones on these websites.

When I used these two resources in the past, probably like 3 years ago, I always ask for a number of recent pics, also try to facetime them, these worked with good success as I saw exactly what I was getting and the 3 or 4 that I used were good, not great but good.

The Tall Man.

[Pilot Pete]

You might try an app named "Tagged". I haven't subscribed to it yet, so I don't know the response rate. It allows you to search any age group.

Thank you, Sir. I will try that.

[Balboa]

I guess neither the concert organizers nor the concert goers had heard how dangerous it is down there, especially at night.

They probably know that there's a boat load of cops all over the place during and after the event.

[Mr Enternational]

Made my weekly pass through Centro yesterday for a change of scenery.

Last night was pretty cool as well as there was a concert in the park and a lot of people came out.

I guess neither the concert organizers nor the concert goers had heard how dangerous it is down there, especially at night.

[Surfer500]

Made my weekly pass through Centro yesterday for a change of scenery. Great service as usual. I'm amazed sometimes at the GFE and extras like licking my balls, sucking my toes, giving me a prostate massage with tongue and other things that even my GF doesn't think to do. Life is good!!.

Shame on you, now that you have let the cat out of the bag about the girls in El Centro, there will be a stampede of guys there, which will destroy our beloved playground!