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06-24-19 05:27 #45535
Posts: 3682Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.
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06-24-19 05:05 #45534
Posts: 463Nobody will name this?
http://watchdocumentaries.com/the-aristocrats/
Or how about idiocracy? Reminds me of the barack hussein Obama years.
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06-24-19 04:40 #45533
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
Life of Brian was overrated for me, as the joke is funny the first time, but when they repeat it so many times for so many minutes, starts to bore me. I preferred the madcap Holy Grail actually.
One of my all time favourites was "After Hours" (Scorsese) which was a high suspense comedy thriller, and included Cheech and Chong in semi comedy roles. A "shit happens" type of movie and with some hot girls. For really old, Polanski's "Dance of the Vampires" (Polanski does not seem to make any bad movies)
We have to realise taste varies so widely.
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06-24-19 04:24 #45532
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
You summed it up perfectly, and of course not taking a girl, you did not get to the part to complain about a crappy performance with too many restrictions. I really believe this place is not really suited to fussy Farangs, and not at all like the old Thermae of yesteryear where we could meet such enthusiastic girls. I prefer to take my chances with freelancers on the street, where at least if we blow our money, it is much less wasted. My last street girl (who is really into Farangs) was 400% better than any Thermae girl I tried in recent years (despite her very small tits) for the service (superior tongue kissing was a highlight).
If I was less fussy and could take the far side girls, maybe I could get lucky some time. I think you failed to mention the incredibly conservative dress of some or most girls there, designed to hide the major body flaws. All up the degree of difficulty to find the right girl, is far too high for me.
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06-24-19 04:08 #45531
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by JenSona23 [View Original Post]
Biwa was one of the lowest rated places for me, way back when I went there. Maybe for MILF enthusiasts on a tight budget.
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06-23-19 11:48 #45530
Posts: 7Anyone been to Biwa Cafe lately?
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06-23-19 04:13 #45529
Posts: 1222Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
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06-23-19 03:58 #45528
Posts: 1575Originally Posted by CzarNicholas [View Original Post]
You might have heard this one - "a guilty conscience needs no accuser".
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06-23-19 02:44 #45527
Posts: 463Canary in the coal mine.
Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
You can see this in Tijuana.
Los Angeles.
Germany.
Angeles city / Manila.
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06-23-19 02:27 #45526
Posts: 3682The Crowded and the Grotesque
Wandered into Thermae last night about 11 pm. I have never seen it so crowded in my almost 20 years as a patron. You could barely walk around. 99% of the punters were Asian, many of them in their 20's and early 30's, most of whom were very shy and giggly like schoolgirls. Very easy marks for the gals. Also saw some grotesque surgical nightmares. Faces puffed with filler, sharp noses, etc. The cut rate clinics must be doing a good business. The "far side" with the gals who are normally farang friendly hadn't one gal I would even consider. There were some lookers on the other side and in the back, but they were nary interested in the white man and were heard and seen quoting 3 k and up ST. Lordy.
We lucked out and got seats and spent about 30 min observing the goings on. One younger Japanese dude was really spot on. He would go up to the best looking gals he could find and while talking to them, place his hand on their ass and start rubbing, and he would judge their reaction. He was a handsome fellow, so I guess it was easy to get away with it. Eventually pulled a looker.
We left about 1140 and by that time the crowd had thinned out a bit. Guess it was getting to be bedtime for the youngsters.
Can't help but feel nostalgic every time I pass through and long for the days when Thermae was a fairly seedy hangout for local expats all with pretty fascinating stories to tell and when it was a "happy fun" place. Just not very festive now.
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06-23-19 02:14 #45525
Posts: 3682Originally Posted by Smoothy [View Original Post]
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06-22-19 20:35 #45524
Posts: 463Lol.
Originally Posted by Blanquiceleste [View Original Post]
Learn how to read dumb dumb.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exotic
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06-22-19 14:06 #45523
Posts: 3052Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
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06-22-19 12:57 #45522
Posts: 3497Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
I think the scene in Police Academy where the hooker gives the Commander a blow job while she is in the podium and he is giving a speech, then after it's all over he looks back to see who gave him the BJ and Mahoney sticks his head out of the podium is the funniest bit in any comedy I have ever watched. That came after Stripes.
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06-22-19 11:28 #45521
Posts: 3682Originally Posted by Franciscass [View Original Post]