Melbourne

[TravelingDV8]

I was tired of searching for a good are&T in the west so I jumped on the tram and headed to 108 bourke st to see what pings was like As I was looking at the sign in the window I heard someone say hey when I turned around there was an Asian woman in a short skirt and revealing cleavage about 35 standing in the doorway of another premises opposite She motioned with her hand to come over I entered the door and she said massage $40 30 minutes so I agreed and was shown to a room as I was undressing she re entered the room with a smile and grabbed me on the tackle and told me to get onto the table after 15 minutes of good massage on the back she made the HJ notion then held up 5 fingers I nodded no and I held up 3 fingers first she held up 5 fingers again then I pointed in the direction of pings and held up 3 fingers again and she agreed during the HJ my hands were sliding up her skirt then under her blouse no objections it was a great HJ and when finished the massage recommenced on my front I walked out happy after parting with $70 and she whispered next time more was available if I returned to her.

I went to this place but backed out as the ladies looked over 50!

[ScottyScoddles]

I went to the Paramount Massage Parlour at 108 Bourke Street on a weekday last week at around 6. 00 pm. I'd been there many times before and knew the routine. This time I met with a very sour faced receptionist with a horrible attitude. I handed her the $80 for 1 hour, and instead of giving me the locker key and towel, she just told me to go to the massage room. I complained that I wanted a shower first. "Oh you want shower? And she then reluctantly gave me a towel and the key. At this very moment, an off duty masseuse was coming out in civvies, about to head off home. She stopped at the reception desk. She started talking to the receptionist. It turns out the masseuse had not had a job all day and was about to go home empty handed. The receptionist was trying to get that masseuse to take on my job (no doubt for a kick back). The masseuse wanted the money, yet at the same time, wanted to go home as she was tired. There was a heated discussion between the two in Mandarin. The receptionist trying to get the masseuse to stay and the masseuse wanting to leave. Needless to say, by this time I wanted to get the hell out of there. The receptionist then had the audacity to ask me how long my shower would take. I snapped back saying I didn't appreciate her putting me under pressure like that. I demanded my money back. The masseuse then tried to calm me down. I then firmly demanded my money and the receptionist gave it to me..

I was tired of searching for a good are&T in the west so I jumped on the tram and headed to 108 bourke st to see what pings was like As I was looking at the sign in the window I heard someone say hey when I turned around there was an Asian woman in a short skirt and revealing cleavage about 35 standing in the doorway of another premises opposite She motioned with her hand to come over I entered the door and she said massage $40 30 minutes so I agreed and was shown to a room as I was undressing she re entered the room with a smile and grabbed me on the tackle and told me to get onto the table after 15 minutes of good massage on the back she made the HJ notion then held up 5 fingers I nodded no and I held up 3 fingers first she held up 5 fingers again then I pointed in the direction of pings and held up 3 fingers again and she agreed during the HJ my hands were sliding up her skirt then under her blouse no objections it was a great HJ and when finished the massage recommenced on my front I walked out happy after parting with $70 and she whispered next time more was available if I returned to her.

[Shazzam]

Fantastic report mate. That's put me off heading to that area, LOL.

How about the Coburg / Preston area. Seems like heaps of massage places, plus Moonee Ponds seems to have lots as well.

During the recent Queens birthday long weekend on Monday I was feeling slightly bored and felt like a bicycle ride and look-and-see of massage shops along Glen Huntly Road starting at Elsternwick Station to Koornang where the 67 shunts at Carnegie. I wasn't sure what I was looking for but if it looked interesting I'the take it further, perhaps seeing who was on, what prices were on offer and so on? A few standouts, Takagi massage near the Repco shop, nothing outstanding and slightly dumpy with usually older Chinese at 70 HR but should see you through if you're semi-desperate. Sereno massage a place I've never noticed at 845 Glen Huntley / Tiffany the boss lady mid 40's who claims to have two girls, 60 HR for first timers thereafter 70 HR, the only catch, she does the massage and vets you before you get more serious, she suffered a bad attitude when I declined and asked to see the other girl; sometimes there's no other girl just smoke and mirrors to entice you; haha no thanks and goodbye. On to Four Seasons a Thai shop / 1112 Glen Huntly, sister shop of Centre Road, met by two nicer looking Thai girls 75 HR and said that much? The deal in Melbourne is 70 HR and guys won't pay 75 $ besides, whose got five in their pocket these days it's almost a redundant currency. Anna was a youngish girl with excellent English but knew too much and rang the boss and asked whether she could discount by five, OK big deal! We chatted for a while about the industry and overpricing and showed me her social media to prove something to me, that's crap I said! Don't believe what your girlfriends are telling you. She was an attractive girl by most customers' standards but has seen too much cock and more than likely developed a hardened personality, no longer soft and sweet to match her appearance. I kindly said thank you goodbye and walked. Next, Orchid Body Works (near the theme-park) greeted by an average girl and said Hi. I've had a couple of good massages here but nothing else and got on my bike and went east to Koornang.

I stuck my nose into a few Thai agencies at Glenhuntly who were offering 60 HR massage but conservatively, nothing serious. I turned right into memory lane to the little corner shop at 251 Koornang at the reserve. The shop is long-gone with twelve months of overdue accounts under the door and no sign of a re-start. It was pure nostalgia to look through the empty derelict window and see Lily's ghost. On to Carnegie proper and popped in to Paragon Thai massage at 166 Koornang. I was greeted by the most obnoxious middle-aged Thai woman and obviously thought to myself she would have to be the owner, no one in their right mind would employ someone like her. No manners, not even a Hello, thank you or goodbye just "massage' 60 $. Correct me if I'm wrong, but there seems to be only three shops (all Thai) in the whole Carnegie prescient. Paradai Thai at 67 Koornang where my boss goes was by far the most customer friendly also offering a 60 HR straight massage only. I'm not a fan of Thai shops, however, it would appear, that Thai shops are in the majority and gradually and reluctantly moving to some kind of downwards price-matching arrangement. I consider myself a regular patron of the massage industry but was happy after visiting nearly twenty shops to cycle home and keep my money for my regular outlets.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Genuine Lotus]

During the recent Queens birthday long weekend on Monday I was feeling slightly bored and felt like a bicycle ride and look-and-see of massage shops along Glen Huntly Road starting at Elsternwick Station to Koornang where the 67 shunts at Carnegie. I wasn't sure what I was looking for but if it looked interesting I'the take it further, perhaps seeing who was on, what prices were on offer and so on? A few standouts, Takagi massage near the Repco shop, nothing outstanding and slightly dumpy with usually older Chinese at 70 HR but should see you through if you're semi-desperate. Sereno massage a place I've never noticed at 845 Glen Huntley / Tiffany the boss lady mid 40's who claims to have two girls, 60 HR for first timers thereafter 70 HR, the only catch, she does the massage and vets you before you get more serious, she suffered a bad attitude when I declined and asked to see the other girl; sometimes there's no other girl just smoke and mirrors to entice you; haha no thanks and goodbye. On to Four Seasons a Thai shop / 1112 Glen Huntly, sister shop of Centre Road, met by two nicer looking Thai girls 75 HR and said that much? The deal in Melbourne is 70 HR and guys won't pay 75 $ besides, whose got five in their pocket these days it's almost a redundant currency. Anna was a youngish girl with excellent English but knew too much and rang the boss and asked whether she could discount by five, OK big deal! We chatted for a while about the industry and overpricing and showed me her social media to prove something to me, that's crap I said! Don't believe what your girlfriends are telling you. She was an attractive girl by most customers' standards but has seen too much cock and more than likely developed a hardened personality, no longer soft and sweet to match her appearance. I kindly said thank you goodbye and walked. Next, Orchid Body Works (near the theme-park) greeted by an average girl and said Hi. I've had a couple of good massages here but nothing else and got on my bike and went east to Koornang.

I stuck my nose into a few Thai agencies at Glenhuntly who were offering 60 HR massage but conservatively, nothing serious. I turned right into memory lane to the little corner shop at 251 Koornang at the reserve. The shop is long-gone with twelve months of overdue accounts under the door and no sign of a re-start. It was pure nostalgia to look through the empty derelict window and see Lily's ghost. On to Carnegie proper and popped in to Paragon Thai massage at 166 Koornang. I was greeted by the most obnoxious middle-aged Thai woman and obviously thought to myself she would have to be the owner, no one in their right mind would employ someone like her. No manners, not even a Hello, thank you or goodbye just "massage' 60 $. Correct me if I'm wrong, but there seems to be only three shops (all Thai) in the whole Carnegie prescient. Paradai Thai at 67 Koornang where my boss goes was by far the most customer friendly also offering a 60 HR straight massage only. I'm not a fan of Thai shops, however, it would appear, that Thai shops are in the majority and gradually and reluctantly moving to some kind of downwards price-matching arrangement. I consider myself a regular patron of the massage industry but was happy after visiting nearly twenty shops to cycle home and keep my money for my regular outlets.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Tenorable]

Heading to Melbourne in a few weeks and was curious about this place called Thai girlfriend massage on La Tribe ST. Any info on it? Much appreciated.

[Shazzam]

This shop is directly opposite the large thai massage and sauna joint on South Rd. Very easy to find. And I agree with Lotus, the place is very run down. Owned by a thai man. The rooms are small and yes, you can hear everything and everybody come in the front door. Much nicer places all over Melbourne than this one and for less $ on extras. I was offered CBJ for $150 which I declined.

Honey; if you don't know your shops, it can't be mistaken for anything else but that little shit-shop on the corner of Grange. It's not confined to Philippians but greedy over-priced Asians that are slowly wrecking the massage industry. I was there with a Chinese girl for 60 minutes, face down and five-minutes in she hits me for a 100 $ nudie. I declined and then given a shit massage, I complained and got sour grapes in return. The rooms are tiny and uncomfortable and you can hear normal conversation clearly in the adjoining room; this shop is not to be recommended.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Genuine Lotus]

Did you mean Jasper and South? (Grange becomes Jasper Rd, the only other Grange Rd is at Moorabbin airport, not intersecting with South.

Honey; if you don't know your shops, it can't be mistaken for anything else but that little shit-shop on the corner of Grange. It's not confined to Philippians but greedy over-priced Asians that are slowly wrecking the massage industry. I was there with a Chinese girl for 60 minutes, face down and five-minutes in she hits me for a 100 $ nudie. I declined and then given a shit massage, I complained and got sour grapes in return. The rooms are tiny and uncomfortable and you can hear normal conversation clearly in the adjoining room; this shop is not to be recommended.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[V Lenin]

Hi all,

Just a quick note that a Filipino girl is working out of a massage shop in morabbin on sth road.

So for all of those guys who know its indeed more fun in the Philippines check out the shop near the corner of grange and sth road.

Its a small pokey shop with busy traffic outside.

I think I paid 50 for 30 minutes, she was happy fro an extra 30 for handy, probably more on after should you feel the need.

Cheers all, LWD.

Did you mean Jasper and South? (Grange becomes Jasper Rd, the only other Grange Rd is at Moorabbin airport, not intersecting with South.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

Just a quick note that a Filipino girl is working out of a massage shop in morabbin on sth road.

So for all of those guys who know its indeed more fun in the Philippines check out the shop near the corner of grange and sth road.

Its a small pokey shop with busy traffic outside.

I think I paid 50 for 30 minutes, she was happy fro an extra 30 for handy, probably more on after should you feel the need.

Cheers all, LWD.

[Engine Driver]

You made the correct move. Those sleazy strip clubs in Wan Chai like San Francisco are crap and expensive. Much better hitting a legit bar / club where the free lancers work and negotiate a much better time. Even using Wechat is better in HK now to find company at reasonable prices. Or hit the bars of LKF on HK Island and pick up hot legit local girls and Western ex-pats.

I've always been able to get a nice massage with FS in San Fran. From memory, the massages in Chinatown were about $60 and the girl usually wanted another $100 for FS afterwards.

[Shazzam]

You made the correct move. Those sleazy strip clubs in Wan Chai like San Francisco are crap and expensive. Much better hitting a legit bar / club where the free lancers work and negotiate a much better time. Even using Wechat is better in HK now to find company at reasonable prices. Or hit the bars of LKF on HK Island and pick up hot legit local girls and Western ex-pats.

Went there last year for work and it's very expensive. Went to a girly bar in Wan Chai and an average looking Thai chick came and sat next to me. Bought her a LD and it was around $40 AUD for that. I was going to get my monies worth so I groped her and DFK'd for a while until the LD meter was up. She wanted to take me to the room at the back. From memory it was around $350 AUD for ST. I said no and went back to my room and fell asleep.

[Engine Driver]

I went to HK last year but it's now so different. Wan Chai is being cleaned up with apartments being built everywhere and their are less domestic helpers their on Sunday's having fun. A lot of older ones their now as some western guys have been mistreating them badly over the past 5 years including killing Filio and Indo nannies causing their Govts to stop the flow of workers, it's all very sad life for them. Their are now some totally drug fucked super hot African girls there now as well, usually hanging out after 1 am outside Amazonia in Wan Chai for those who know HK well. That bar still has the best filipino cover band in town. Been their for probably 20 years.

Went there last year for work and it's very expensive. Went to a girly bar in Wan Chai and an average looking Thai chick came and sat next to me. Bought her a LD and it was around $40 AUD for that. I was going to get my monies worth so I groped her and DFK'd for a while until the LD meter was up. She wanted to take me to the room at the back. From memory it was around $350 AUD for ST. I said no and went back to my room and fell asleep.

[Engine Driver]

Can you please help with the name of the parlour?

If you RTFF properly, the name and address appears on my title line and in the body of the text. You must be what they call "manager class" in the UAE thread. LOL. I'm assuming you want to go there knowing you are about to get ripped off by a 50-year old Chinese woman. I think there's a name for that fetish. LOL.

[Shazzam]

HK 10-15 years ago was the Golden period. It was awesome most nights but especially Sunday's when the domestic helpers all had their days off. Wan Chai from late morning to early evening was amazing. Neptune 2 and 3, New Makati, etc packed full of Indo, Filipino, Thai hotties all dancing and trying to find some fun with a white guy.

I picked up and saw Indo's and Filipino's every visit. Horny as hell and some didn't even want money, they just needed a release from their slave like life. We would dance, drink, go to dinner then fuck before they all usually had to be home by 8 pm. It used to be the greatest collection of hot and open girls ever on Sunday's. I didn't met an Indo who wasn't a 3 holer. They love it in all holes. Threesomes were regular. God I miss those days. It was also so cheap as well compared to now.

I went to HK last year but it's now so different. Wan Chai is being cleaned up with apartments being built everywhere and their are less domestic helpers their on Sunday's having fun. A lot of older ones their now as some western guys have been mistreating them badly over the past 5 years including killing Filio and Indo nannies causing their Govts to stop the flow of workers, it's all very sad life for them. Their are now some totally drug fucked super hot African girls there now as well, usually hanging out after 1 am outside Amazonia in Wan Chai for those who know HK well. That bar still has the best filipino cover band in town. Been their for probably 20 years.

Years ago I picked up a street walker, as I was heading back to my hotel in Tsim sha tsui.

Offered anal for about $50, so I took it. Her room was in some dodgy area.

Good times.

[Shazzam]

I go to China a lot for work and have for past 20 years. The chinese are supremely arrogant people totally obsessed with money and fortune. Comes from having nothing growing up in a communist country. Now they have money, can travel and obtain luxuries their parents could never have. Add to this the one child policy and we have the worlds largest population of spoilt and rude assholes. They are so loud anyway you go and culturally they refuse to learn other countries cultural differences. So in a nut shell, they are either rude and arrogant or simple know this century is all about China taking over the world as that's what they have been told for decades by their Govt.

As far as the chinese here with massage girls or their managers, I would never ever end up with a Chinese girl. Give me Thai, Filipino, Viet or Indo before them every day of the week. They are way more fun, sexy and into sex.

I take your point, but in this case it was clearly poor service, rudeness and arrogance. Or maybe that's normal civic behaviour back in China? I'd been there before and was offered HJ, DFK and nude body slides (previous reports are here). This time I just lost it with the bittchh on the reception desk.