Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[PNPanda]

Well after not getting my Skype to work to make a call and book, I decided to Yolo it and just went, I just went in with the mentality if I didn't have this forum and just went. Greeted at door and asked for 1.5 hrs. Got a lady named "nice".

She's mid to late 30's if I were to guess, not terrible looking with all things considering. Nice big ol funbags, pretty sure fake, but done decently job. Also about 5"4 give or take, I would say height wise, a little flub in the belly area but again, going in randomly I wasn't expecting much, its doable. Nice junk in the trunk area, just about a perfect amount for me.

Now I've never experienced anything like this, and she starts right away after the clothes are off with BBBJ, then asks to get in the shower. In the shower she washes me down while paying attention to the boys.

Before we are even dried off she's backing into me for doggy bb, didn't even really have time to react, but at this point I'm honestly not even thinking. First session done early kinda quickly guess I was just excited.

She immediately goes back to BBBJ while I lay down, knows how to prop my feet on her thighs so that she controls the angle of my body, props me up for some rimming. She then 69, I didn't DATY but was allowed to anal finger, which after awhile she wanted me to assume doggy position but for anal. After awhile we are back to missionary to end round 2.

She tried to get me to go 3 but I just couldn't, as she worked hard, so she just did a light massage for time.

Overall a great experience when you look past strictly looks and all that. I don't know if I have time to do another visit with booking, or if I even have the stam for it LOL, even though I'm fairly young at around mid 30's, its definitely exhausting if you're not use to it.

Thank you all for suggesting.

[Sunlover2]

Uh, yes they can. Almost all the women in Tulip are well past their "sell by date. " I'd guess the average age is mid to late 30's. Shame as it's the only place to get a gal who really performs.

It helps some that Thai ladies tend to look younger than their biological age.

No sure what all the fuss is about. The Tulip ladies are basically average looking Thai MILFS who are 'doable' and have outsized appeal because of their raunchy behavior. If you line them up, one should appeal more to you than the others. Or just choose the one who smiles the most and makes eye contact with you. Or just go with one of the ladies recommended on this forum. We are renting and not buying after all.

SL.

[Berealb]

Uh, yes they can. Almost all the women in Tulip are well past their "sell by date. " I'd guess the average age is mid to late 30's. Shame as it's the only place to get a gal who really performs. If punters were more demanding at other places, we might have better service everywhere.

Isn't that why we all go to yard sales? Digging through other trash to find a hidden gem?

[Goatscrot]

Geez. Turn lights real low? They can't be that bad.

Uh, yes they can. Almost all the women in Tulip are well past their "sell by date. " I'd guess the average age is mid to late 30's. Shame as it's the only place to get a gal who really performs. If punters were more demanding at other places, we might have better service everywhere.

[Kuratla]

Geez. Turn lights real low? They can't be that bad.

Ratings are so subjective. One man's diamond is anothers trash. Just drop by one day and judge for yourself.

[Zauberfee]

Would you say that is the same rate as user posted below? Also is it PSE like Tulip? Thanks.

Should be a little bit pricier. AFAIK it's not PSE, but YYMV as usual. Just expect "normal" sex with younger girls.

[Berealb]

Average age of Tulip girls is late 30's or early 40's. Definitely not the place to go for youth or, to be honest, looks. At best Tulip girls are average looking. At worst, scary as fuck.

However, you won't find a nastier fuck in Bangkok. They'll teach you more than you can know (to quote an old song). Just turn the lights real low and enjoy.

Geez. Turn lights real low? They can't be that bad.

[Lars11]

Which one? And how does she look?

Hi guys!

I'm interested too in that woman who works in New Som's Heaven.

Any info would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

[Kuratla]

Thank you so much for the detailed tip. Reason I ask is I don't want to inflate. . And also thanks for the tip on calling and booking, I will read the thread further to see who I should book for a first time. Maybe I'll have enough time for multiple girls and rate them.

Please do. Write up some honest reports after visiting there. All good info benefits us all. My very first post here was a report of my first time at Tulip. Must have been 13 years old.

[Kuratla]

Hi guys,

I'm new to Bangkok, I saw people say Tulip ladies are on the older side, just wondering how old are they?

I'm OK with late 20's, but MILF is not my taste, should I go there?

Is there any 20's lady here you recommend?

Average age of Tulip girls is late 30's or early 40's. Definitely not the place to go for youth or, to be honest, looks. At best Tulip girls are average looking. At worst, scary as fuck.

However, you won't find a nastier fuck in Bangkok. They'll teach you more than you can know (to quote an old song). Just turn the lights real low and enjoy.

[PNPanda]

You better stay away from Tulip. Go to shop like Doki, Doki or Mitu or Yorimichu.

Would you say that is the same rate as user posted below? Also is it PSE like Tulip? Thanks.

[Zauberfee]

I'm OK with late 20's, but MILF is not my taste, should I go there?

You better stay away from Tulip. Go to shop like Doki, Doki or Mitu or Yorimichu.

[PNPanda]

Thank you so much for the detailed tip. Reason I ask is I don't want to inflate. . And also thanks for the tip on calling and booking, I will read the thread further to see who I should book for a first time. Maybe I'll have enough time for multiple girls and rate them.

Rate for the room is 400 baht per hour but you can do 1/2 hour increments as well. So 600 baht for the room for 1 1/2 hours, for example. The "tip" for the girl is a flat 1500 baht but with some caveats. If you go beyond 2 hours (so 800 for the room and 1500 for the girl = 2300 baht), the "tip" is expected to get larger. So 3 hours will not be 1200 for the room and 1500 for the girl = 2700 baht. They will negotiate for the girl's price. One time I asked for 3 hours with Golf and they quoted 4600 baht (double price over 2 hours). I said "What? You want double price for one extra hour?" They then tried to negotiate down but I had a bad taste in my mouth and refused. Ended up taking a different girl for 2 hours and had a great time.

And the 1500 baht tip is standard and flat but minimum. Some people pay more for the 2300 standard total for 2 hours depending on how good a time you had. Just don't write it down here and inflate the prices for us locals!

Last word is that you should probably phone Tulip to book whatever girl you got your intentions set on. It sucks to show up there and the girl you want is not available. Have fun.

[Kuratla]

Hello fellow mongers,

I'm new to international, after research it looks like I will want to try tulip first. Any estimate on damages or tips I should know about? Thank you in advance.

Rate for the room is 400 baht per hour but you can do 1/2 hour increments as well. So 600 baht for the room for 1 1/2 hours, for example. The "tip" for the girl is a flat 1500 baht but with some caveats. If you go beyond 2 hours (so 800 for the room and 1500 for the girl = 2300 baht), the "tip" is expected to get larger. So 3 hours will not be 1200 for the room and 1500 for the girl = 2700 baht. They will negotiate for the girl's price. One time I asked for 3 hours with Golf and they quoted 4600 baht (double price over 2 hours). I said "What? You want double price for one extra hour?" They then tried to negotiate down but I had a bad taste in my mouth and refused. Ended up taking a different girl for 2 hours and had a great time.

And the 1500 baht tip is standard and flat but minimum. Some people pay more for the 2300 standard total for 2 hours depending on how good a time you had. Just don't write it down here and inflate the prices for us locals!

Last word is that you should probably phone Tulip to book whatever girl you got your intentions set on. It sucks to show up there and the girl you want is not available. Have fun.

[Mamamiya]

Hi guys,

I'm new to Bangkok, I saw people say Tulip ladies are on the older side, just wondering how old are they?

I'm OK with late 20's, but MILF is not my taste, should I go there?

Is there any 20's lady here you recommend?