FKK Artemis - Berlin

[PinballMachine]

I have had the exact same thoughts as nooky about girls entrance fee. Does anybody know how much they have to pay?

Anyhow, if I were the club owner I would drastically lower the fee that the girls have to pay to work there. The club would become way more attractive for way more attractive girls and hence more customers would visit.

The club, the girls and the bears would all benefit I think.

Was there the other day, only sessioned once with a Turkish / German girl named Emira.

Have to agree that Artemis need to attract more girls and girls.

I ended up having an escort to my hotel room on a late call.

[FiddyCent]

Went to this FKK for the first time yesterday around 2 PM in the afternoon to check it out and should of never went. When I arrived I paid the 80 Euro entrance fee, got my locker, changed into a robe, and started checking the place out. There were about 25 guys there and about the same number of women at this time. As I was walking around at least six different women came up to me or were following me around, touching me, or chatting me up. With the exception of one woman, most of these women were disappointing. Some of them were way past their prime, and a few of them looked like linebackers! And there was the "smokers crew" sitting at the bar, a heavily tatted Turkish woman, and just a bunch of unattractive women wandering around the place with the exception of one as previously mentioned. But she was just to aggressive for me along with some of the others. In regards to the "free food", it was a bunch of slop, with no juices or ice at the soda machine.

So I sat down with some of the other patrons to discuss my observations and was told it was early in the day which it was, and that there would be better looking girls showing up later in the day. So I departed after 45 minutes and didn't return later to confirm whether this was true or not. I was generally turned off by the place, the desperate girls, and don't see what the attraction of the place is. The facilities are okay, but at 80 Euros to get in, not worth it in my opinion. And I am not convinced that the quality of the women would be substantially better later on. Just my thoughts and observations, hopefully others will have a better experience than I did.

Hey Surfer500. I stopped being a regular visitor to Artemis a few years ago. There was a decline in the looks and quality of the girls there. Instead, I also shifted my attention to the Frankfurt clubs. For this club it might be a bit early in the day for the top girls, but if you did not like the girls at 2 PM, the quality of the girls probably won't improve significantly enough for you to find a suitor. You must be spoiled in Colombia. I remember the last visit I made, the girls were very aggressive. She tried to convince me to go to the room right away when I was heading to the dinner table. She said that they were not serving food. I called her on that and said look the restaurant is open. I don't know why the Artemis management did not kick these girls out. It will just drive tourists away. Your 80 Euros would have allowed you to enter again later in the evening, but since you were so turned off by the experience, you were probably wise to cut your losses. I also hoped you were able to use your time wisely the rest of the night. Where did you wind up going? Berlin is a great city to explore for a tourist. There are also plenty of other options. Hopefully, you will find something to your liking.

FiddyCent.

[The Cane]

Might be interesting experiment to run if a drastically reduced fee it charges to girls, maybe even to 0, except for those who sleep there who would pay small room charge.

I would not reduce the entrance fee for the girls to zero in an effort to discourage total scammers and rip-off artists who will undoubtedly act like they have nothing to lose (without considering their own reputations). I would make every girl pay something that would incentivize them some to have to work to get that money back. Otherwise, you'll have plenty of more scammers showing up and getting what they can get for however many nights, then moving on, either by choice or after having been kicked out.

[Nooky Ninja]

Went to this FKK for the first time yesterday around 2 PM in the afternoon to check it out and should of never went. So I sat down with some of the other patrons to discuss my observations and was told it was early in the day which it was, and that there would be better looking girls showing up later in the day. So I departed after 45 minutes and didn't return later to confirm whether this was true or not.

Summertime also means some of A's A team on holidays. But in general, Artemis is slow / dead during the day, completely different starting around 6 pm. Almost a different club at night. Been said hundreds of times here in thread, and you heard it from locals also. Frustrating for girls also as so few customers so of course they try harder. But, since you already paid, seems a bit foolish not to at least return for a bit. It is taste / emotion thing and might have made no difference to you; everyone is different. No club is perfect and A certainly has things it could improve (see 1. below). But to judge all this after only 45 minutes at slowest part of day not fair to club, or actually to yourself.

Other new visitors take this to heart. If you go early, best to have low expectations during daytime, just enjoy pool, food (have always found Artemis breakfast with eggs, cheeses, ham, yogurt, croissants, muesli, orange juice pretty good til 3 pm), drinks, sauna etc. And possibly, maybe you will meet someone you like from the 10-25 girls who might be there. But 3-4 times number of day girls start arriving only around 6 pm, and full shift not clear really til 8 pm.

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1. Might be interesting experiment to run if A drastically reduced fee it charges to girls, maybe even to 0, except for those who sleep there who would pay small room charge. It might make girls more relaxed, less pressured to earn back their fee (which takes at least 3 sessions including taxes) etc., less crazy up-selling 1 additional monger would cover the club loss per girl per day. Might also increase competition and improve quality as more girls would compete to work there. This would be a radical move that would be felt throughout all DE FKKs and should bring in a lot of new talent.

There is argument that girls somehow work harder because they have to earn back the fee. But Ninja think they have incentive enough to want to even work there - it is by no means easy money. Might improve atmosphere, reduce sharking, and improve quality of choices, and increase men traffic throughout the day. Of course, it means club needs 70-80 or so new men per day to make up shortfall, which is significant but doable if atmosphere and choices much better.

[Surfer500]

Went to this FKK for the first time yesterday around 2 PM in the afternoon to check it out and should of never went. When I arrived I paid the 80 Euro entrance fee, got my locker, changed into a robe, and started checking the place out. There were about 25 guys there and about the same number of women at this time. As I was walking around at least six different women came up to me or were following me around, touching me, or chatting me up. With the exception of one woman, most of these women were disappointing. Some of them were way past their prime, and a few of them looked like linebackers! And there was the "smokers crew" sitting at the bar, a heavily tatted Turkish woman, and just a bunch of unattractive women wandering around the place with the exception of one as previously mentioned. But she was just to aggressive for me along with some of the others. In regards to the "free food", it was a bunch of slop, with no juices or ice at the soda machine.

So I sat down with some of the other patrons to discuss my observations and was told it was early in the day which it was, and that there would be better looking girls showing up later in the day. So I departed after 45 minutes and didn't return later to confirm whether this was true or not. I was generally turned off by the place, the desperate girls, and don't see what the attraction of the place is. The facilities are okay, but at 80 Euros to get in, not worth it in my opinion. And I am not convinced that the quality of the women would be substantially better later on. Just my thoughts and observations, hopefully others will have a better experience than I did.

[Mr Ho]

Absolutely agree with you as it is and was also my favourite club some years ago.

I made my first experience about 20 years ago at FKK Oase in Burgholzhausen and then got "addicted" to this kind of clubs.

Visited already some clubs in Germany, Austria and Switzerland and the paradise for FKK Clubs is NRW in Germany.

Haven't been to Artemis since more than 3 years as during my last visits the girls tryied to upsell as much extras as possible and the crowd was not really the best one.

As venue, Artemis is still a great place with excellent SPA facilities, ok food and always some eye candy.

May be I should it a new try just for memories of the good old times.

So much memories there too, and I shall return this late summer. I just hope line up got younger and good as it once used to be.

As for service it was always upsell, as long as it is mild one and service is delivered as promised, then for me it is fine. I just want line up to be young and good as it was before 2014 ish.

[Jimmy K II]

I frequented Artemis from year 2009 till 2015. It used to be my favorite club because of following:

However, in 2015. Somehow stunners in lineup vanished and it was left with mostly just older plastic monster girls with too much paints on their body. And upsell became just too extreme beginning to try to charge you for every little actions, I could negotiate and get what I want, but I got tired of dealing with the deal girls offer that only serve them. So I decided to move on to Hessen then to nrw.

I am returning in late summer this year to Artemis too. I hope it will be good visit.

Either way, I have so many good memories in Artemis that it is nostalgic for me just being there. Some stunner girls I sessioned with are long gone, but I will still see their shadows here and there when I will be in Artemis, this is something I like about FKK mongering, I am there for pure sex, but I do enjoy these nostalgic moments.

You meet these stunners that blow your mind, take her to upstairs, do most dirty first night of honeymoon sex, share some memorable moment that last inside your head eternally, go down stairs, pay reasonable amount, kiss and she is gone forever soon or later. Then on to the next stunner.

Absolutely agree with you as it is and was also my favourite club some years ago.

I made my first experience about 20 years ago at FKK Oase in Burgholzhausen and then got "addicted" to this kind of clubs.

Visited already some clubs in Germany, Austria and Switzerland and the paradise for FKK Clubs is NRW in Germany.

Haven't been to Artemis since more than 3 years as during my last visits the girls tryied to upsell as much extras as possible and the crowd was not really the best one.

As venue, Artemis is still a great place with excellent SPA facilities, ok food and always some eye candy.

May be I should it a new try just for memories of the good old times.

[Mr Ho]

I really enjoyed reading this post. Because it 100% reflects my own thoughts about this great club. It was my first FKK and I will never forget it. But I haven't been for over 2 years for exactly the same reasons. I am in Berlin next week and will head back to the club. I just hope the LU has improved so I can enjoy a great time again. I've never had a really bad night in Artemis.

Haha, same situation as me, but I be back in little shorter than 2 months time to Artemis after 4 years absence. Let us hope Artemis improved their line up and made it younger and more beautiful.

It used to be such a good club with young girls and it was my first FKK too. I want Artemis to come back to how it once used to be.

Good luck for your visit! And let us know!

[Summerloic]

Hi,

I went to Artemis last November and I really enjoyed it. I plan to visit it again. The last time I spent a great moment with a young girl 24 (Eastern Europe. Turkish? There for 4 months, dark hair, not natural tits, two piercings on her tits and tan looking skin.

I cannot remember her name.

Does someone has already meet her?

[PayForIt]

I frequented Artemis from year 2009 till 2015. It used to be my favorite club
However, in 2015. Somehow stunners in lineup vanished and it was left with mostly just older plastic monster girls with too much paints on their body. And upsell became just too extreme beginning to try to charge you for every little actions, I could negotiate and get what I want, but I got tired of dealing with the deal girls offer that only serve them. So I decided to move on to Hessen then to nrw.

I am returning in late summer this year to Artemis too. I hope it will be good visit.

Either way, I have so many good memories in Artemis that it is nostalgic for me just being there. Some stunner girls I sessioned with are long gone, but I will still see their shadows here and there when I will be in Artemis

I really enjoyed reading this post. Because it 100% reflects my own thoughts about this great club. It was my first FKK and I will never forget it. But I haven't been for over 2 years for exactly the same reasons. I am in Berlin next week and will head back to the club. I just hope the LU has improved so I can enjoy a great time again. I've never had a really bad night in Artemis.

[TeddyBears]

When did she start upselling BBBJ? She definitely didn't upsell 5 years ago.

After the new law regarding BBBJ.

[Pistons]

Science says physical use of bones makes the bones thicker. So there could be some facts to it. But I personally think it is more related to how girls sit too much. Not trying to blame, nor claim that girls shouldn't be allowed to sit. But you find the exact same tendency at university. When they start university right after high school and they have done lots of team sports in high school, then at university they spend waaaaay too much time sitting and studying. So girls hips and waist gets a lot wider. After just 2 or 3 years of this sitting and studying phase, many girls goes from being a 9 to being a 7. University is thus the worst place for girls. LOL! I know this is so politically incorrect. But universities should definitely have gym classes! 5 times a week! I go to a university gym myself since it is the best gym in town, and I notice this all the time. And many girls are good at also working out. But problem is most girls fall off their gym memberships just 2 months into a new semester. And if they have a semester off without any gym, and then return, they instantly get wider hips. And the sitting is the key problem. I suppose Globe knows this, even how draconic it is. Gym just 3 times a week with especially some cardio for girls, and other light exercises for their butt would be more than enough. Then they could sit afterwards no problem. And it shouldn't be draconic. Smart girls should realize it would be for their own good.

[Pistons]

Danny.

I agree what you are writing about Carrie, she was better looking when she was younger and I have seen her blow people off and rejecting customers is common for her. But for some reason she has always treated me very well and I have had many sessions with her over the years. I think she is very attractive, not seen many better looking girls at Artemis over the years but of course we all have different taste in women. But her service level is questionable as I pointed out she upsells BBBJ just as 98% of all girls at Artemis do. But her delightful little tight pussy is very tasteful, LOL.

When did she start upselling BBBJ? She definitely didn't upsell 5 years ago.

[PumDiPum]

Any men here who are not characterised by too much talk and not enough walk? No? I know. Nevertheless I am asking.

Are curvy hookers around at the moment? Hookers who know how to shake on the floor what mama gave them? Hookers who are able to let them big tits bounce while their walk around? Hookers with curves like status symbols, wiggle wiggle, you know? No? I know.

I am talking here about real butts for men and not about slim young Mädchen ass. My bear hands need something to grab and not something they could hurt.

Are there hookers around screaming for more instead of starting to close their legs after 7 seconds because the rip-off business is wanted by consultant pimp?

Impotent pimp had his last erection back in the 80's as he saw for the first time what young slim Mädchen looks like under her Burka. Pimp don't like customers who enjoy penetrating his property.

Any hookers there who deserve to be called a hooker? Or only Mädchen who are doing what pimp is telling 24/7? No? I know.

In Artemis are hookers who believe they have a Hooker-ID because psycho pimp said so. You know? You know.

Germany has pretty crazy house rules for everyone. But only the not so cool dumb ones are following.

The Rest, needs to get rich, yearns for respect, but is still stateless.

Next time I spread some hate from the bottom of my heart for big time cheaters.

Empty promise, FKK Club syndrome.

You know.

[Mr Ho]

This is one of the most funny things I have read, it made my day thanks buddy LOL.

Yes too much penis in their pussy makes their waist go wider and the bones softer. The more they get fucked the bigger ass they get LOL LOL.

Well it make sense, it affect muscle and fat around their pussy and make them wider and kind of push waist bones to side ways making their ass and waist wider and bigger as they stay long time in FKK.