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[Den Haag]

Thank you for the report Donova.

[Donova]

Here my experiences about the FKK Safari in Neu-Ulm. In general Ulm and its neighbor town Neu-Ulm are located in the south of Germany half way between Stuttgart and Munich. They are connected to both cities via ICE-train. Nearest airports are Stuttgart and Munich (what a surprise).

There are 2 FKK clubs in Ulm / Neu-Ulm.

FKK Morgenland" Steinbeisstrae 22,89079 Ulm.

And.

FKK Safari" Zeppelinstrae 26,89231 Neu-Ulm.

More information at fkk24. De (all in German).

Since the Morgenland has been run down a bit to my taste (they reduced entrance fee from 40 EUR to 20 EUR in order to get clients back) here some information about the FKK Safari. The location is a bit off the center of Neu-Ulm (ca. 10 min by taxi from Ulm train station).

Entrance fee 40 EUR (so average level in southern part of Germany). They offer indoor ca. 1000 m2 (square meter) space. No outdoor area. Entrance booth is in the first floor. L-shaped changing area with lockers (for the nostalgic guys: you get together with a set of 2 towels a small old fashioned lock and wristband with a key for your locker). The shower is next to it on the left side. Afterwards you go through a smoking lounge (not so nice to my taste) into the bar area. Big screen here showing news or soccer.

Non alcoholic drinks are free. On the left hand side there is a small window to order food. On Sundays and Mondays the have buffet included in the price (rest of the week it is extra, there is a menu with prices, ring the bell and order). Continue to the right you will find 2 saunas on your left with some more showers and to the right a legit massage (Thai-style and rather strong but good, 1 EUR per minute 141). There is a VIP room opposite the massage room (probably extra charged) with a private sauna and shower. Next to it there is a whirlpool with 2 chairs to relax. Everything with a light "safari-touch". Follow the floor you will pass by a ladies washing room and around the corner a men's washing room before you stumble into the porn movie. There are 2 big layers of mattresses divided over 2 levels with probably space for 10-15 people.

The rooms for action are located left and right to the movie with 2 more relaxing chairs to the far left. So it is not the top notch location but the arrangement seems OK for the price level to me.

Girls: there are 10-20 girls there. Majority have a long term arrangement and live in private rooms at that location. Romanians are the majority, some Bulgarian and others.

On a scale 1-10 (highest). Average look is 5-8 with some maybe coming close to a 9.

Going rate is 50430. This includes Kissing (some don't offer), BJ, 6 (various positions) sometimes fingering and DATY. No tip expected and I never paid. Upselling is not so much of a topic. Just say "no" in case they try and you don't like to offered extra.

There is obviously a good chance to practice and enhance your Romanian language skills. German skills are in general fair to good, few speak English.

Some examples:

Rosa: speaks little German, no English but Spanish. Beautiful blue eyes, appealing lips, sagging titties, long a bit curly brown hair, small golden ear rings, no tattoos.

Age: 22.

Looks: 7/10.

Attitude: 10/10; my GF6 Highlight.

Kissing: 10/10.

DFK: n/ a.

BJ: 9/10.

6: 8/10 (guide here a bit, she will follow).

Does not try to upsell. If you are into sweet kissing (as I am), she is the one to go to. With her 22 years she is very much down-to-earth and sincere. She is relaxed with a warm classy smile. Her 2nd question is not "gemmazimmer" (Romanian-German slang for "let's go to the room" And "Schatzi" (cheap German slang for "sweetie") also not made it into her vocabulary yet very good). She sometimes looks a bit shy which might be due to her missing language skills but is definitely worth a trial.

Jasmin: has more the neighbors daughter attitude.

Basic German language is better than Rosa. No English. Best titties in the club and all natural! Blond hair down to her shoulders, no tattoos.

Age: 21.

Looks: 6/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

Kissing: 5/10.

DFK: not tried.

BJ: 7/10.

6: 8/10 (you need to guide here a bit. Just like your neighbors daughter).

No Schatzi! → very good! She is not so much into kissing but offers is. If you like to copy the porno sessions from the movies then do not go to her. Slomo sessions are much more fun with her. She still needs to learn how to relax. Does not try to upsell. Asked me once for a 1 h session but accepted a "no".

Anca: hot spinner, long black hair, small natural breasts, sweet smile, tattoos on her left inner arm.

Age: mid 20's.

Looks: 8/10 (hot).

Attitude: 10/10 (not GF6 but professional in a relaxed way).

Kissing: 9/10.

DFK: 9/10.

BJ: 10/10 (deep, strong, playful, wow!

6: 9/10 (hot, hot).

"Gemmazimmer" is definitely her 2. Question. In the room she does not look to the minute and if you say no to her extras she will not make a scene. On the other hand she will go the extra mile in the room to make you happy. Even late at night (in-fact early morning) if thoughts tend towards leaving already she will wake up every (part of your body again.

So long. Happy hunting!

[ExpatLover]

I attended a open air psy trance party whole night in Hamburg. Got fed up with hustling taxi drivers so I walked back to central station and took the S-bahn, took me 2 hours. Room like a sauna, could not sleep. Decided to take my bicycle to FKK Romeo but bicycle was stolen.

Ok, give in and sit and cry in a corner all day or try to turn things?

I waited a bit, turned AC to max and took a really slow ride to Romeo. I really did not need any more car crushing.

When I arrived the reception told me they only had 3 girls today. Ok, lets give it a go.

Nr 1 lady I spoke to before, 36 year german lady, very nice and I have I nice memory when I had finnished a session in the kino and my girl had forgotten to bring paper. She asked this german if she had any, she tried to answer but was at the same time blowing another guy. Because of that her speech was a bit blurred sort of speak.

Looks a bit desperate or how to burn time and money when you are facing those kind of situations sometimes it is better to do other things than fucking or booking a escort can be a good alternative, getting sucked by a 36 YO probably 40+ German prostitute probably 20 years+ in the job, this is really not my cup of tea and I will not pay for that for sure.

[FuckedUpSwede]

I attended a open air psy trance party whole night in Hamburg. Got fed up with hustling taxi drivers so I walked back to central station and took the S-bahn, took me 2 hours. Room like a sauna, could not sleep. Decided to take my bicycle to FKK Romeo but bicycle was stolen.

Ok, give in and sit and cry in a corner all day or try to turn things?

I waited a bit, turned AC to max and took a really slow ride to Romeo. I really did not need any more car crushing.

When I arrived the reception told me they only had 3 girls today. Ok, lets give it a go.

Nr 1 lady I spoke to before, 36 year german lady, very nice and I have I nice memory when I had finnished a session in the kino and my girl had forgotten to bring paper. She asked this german if she had any, she tried to answer but was at the same time blowing another guy. Because of that her speech was a bit blurred sort of speak.

I told her that "do not speak with food in your mouth!" And everybody burst out in laughter. Fun evening.

Nr2 Romanian lady, very cute face, I did want to session her last time but had no power left.

Nr3. There was no Nr3? I asked about this and reception called her, she was sleeping and looked like she was about to kill me when she arrived! Turned out she had some trouble at home.

Day turn out I got a nice blowjob from nr 2 and completly covered Nr 3 in baby oil, from feet to neck I can proudly say.

My first impression lasts, I like this club, mostly because of the athmosphere and the relaxed and fun girls.

A Sunday in the middle of holidays is maybe not the best time if you like a good selection of girls.

[Sirioja]

Nice choice of vehicle! I have also a Lada Niva but the one that I drive in Germany for the moment is a GMC Suburban 4 x4 diesel from 1974 and it likes to mark its territory by pissing a cocktail of fluids on the ground when I park it. Maybe that would ruin the shoes for the richer mongers if they step on it on their way to the Mercedes-Benz so I prefer other parking.

I love smell of burned oil or too hot brakes. Even at expensive Globe, or Golden Time, they don t select about car.

[FuckedUpSwede]

I drive a legendary traban and plan to buy a tata, but no problem versus other cars and I just laugh under rain on autobahns when Germans drive in first gear, but I agree FKK is not the best place to enjoy good quality champagne. Even among Moet champagne, different quality sent to different places. Fortunately for clubs, Turkish give business to clubs buying bottles to drink whole night, less business for girls with them.

Nice choice of vehicle! I have also a Lada Niva but the one that I drive in Germany for the moment is a GMC Suburban 4 x4 diesel from 1974 and it likes to mark its territory by pissing a cocktail of fluids on the ground when I park it. Maybe that would ruin the shoes for the richer mongers if they step on it on their way to the Mercedes-Benz so I prefer other parking.

[Sirioja]

Thanks Tintin, Poly and Pistons, always nice to know someone like your reviews.

I do often see champagne bottles in the bars of FKK: s but this is the first time someone actually has tried to sell it to me. I like champagne but I would never pay ridiculous price for it. I am a simple worker with basic taste and average wage.

I normally park my "car" at a side street, and not at the FKK parking, because I do not think they would let me pass the gate if I park it beside the Porsches and Mercedes!

I drive a legendary traban and plan to buy a tata, but no problem versus other cars and I just laugh under rain on autobahns when Germans drive in first gear, but I agree FKK is not the best place to enjoy good quality champagne. Even among Moet champagne, different quality sent to different places. Fortunately for clubs, Turkish give business to clubs buying bottles to drink whole night, less business for girls with them.

[FuckedUpSwede]

Thanks Tintin, Poly and Pistons, always nice to know someone like your reviews.

I do often see champagne bottles in the bars of FKK: s but this is the first time someone actually has tried to sell it to me. I like champagne but I would never pay ridiculous price for it. I am a simple worker with basic taste and average wage.

I normally park my "car" at a side street, and not at the FKK parking, because I do not think they would let me pass the gate if I park it beside the Porsches and Mercedes!

[Pistons]

Salaam, FUSwede. I totally agree. This report reminds me of FKK Palast in Freiburg. The drinks thing is a disaster, one of the things that brought strip clubs into disfavor in the first place. FKKs were supposed to be a fresh start.

It is hard to have a natural-feeling conversation with a girl if she is bugging you for drinks every few minutes. It doesn't sound like her talking but a pimp-puppet. Another point is that turning WGs into sales girls infringes on their independence. The true freelancers would prefer to concentrate on their real trade -- sex -- so they will tend to drift away from such a phony scene.

Salami Polyamorist! Very very true! Overheard a girl today when talking with two Italian guys. One was clearly a bit drunk and did lots of these italic gestures while speaking. I didn't catch all he said, but he used his whole body when speaking. The girl just replied once through all his ramblings: "I just want to fuck" Then they laughed.

[Polyamorist]

Pretty nice setup but what destroys the place, in my opinion, is the mood. There are two beers included in the price, drink more and pay 5 Eur for a 33 CL beer or 15 euro for a 4 CL Gin Tonic. They also have the fantastic opportunity to buy a drink for the girls and the entrance women was happy to declare that "the girls only drink Champagne so do not bother to offer them something simpler". The "champagne" of course started from 40 Eur "Piccolo" size up to absurdum.

The girls also tried to sell me this bullshit and it killed my mood! I told her I'd prefer to fuck her for that money.

It is clearly aimed at getting businessmen drunk and losing their head. I hate that shit, keep it to the strip clubs please.

Salaam, FUSwede. I totally agree. This report reminds me of FKK Palast in Freiburg. The drinks thing is a disaster, one of the things that brought strip clubs into disfavor in the first place. FKKs were supposed to be a fresh start.

It is hard to have a natural-feeling conversation with a girl if she is bugging you for drinks every few minutes. It doesn't sound like her talking but a pimp-puppet. Another point is that turning WGs into sales girls infringes on their independence. The true freelancers would prefer to concentrate on their real trade -- sex -- so they will tend to drift away from such a phony scene.

[Tintin1]

When I was about to leave they checked my consumption at the bar and seemed disapponted that I just had my two beers.

Read all your reports, thank you so much. Planning my trip for the winter and plan to do 8 days across the country. I will head back to Augsburg. No upselling, no drink selling.

Girls are nude and while the prices are usually higher than wahat you experienced the girls can not approach you. You have to go talk to the ladies. Otherwise they just lie around and.

Make you horny staring at so many naked decent ladies.

Again, thank you so much for so much pain (the other reviews), but consider you've helped so many people. ;-0.

[FuckedUpSwede]

Visited this place today for 6 hours, then I could not stand it anymore.

The building looks like it would fit The Addams Family and I do think I stumbled upon parts of the family as well.

At least I'm sure I fucked Morticia and it must have been Fester and Lurch I saw lurking around in the corridors. I cannot recollect seeing Gomez but maybe I was his stand in today?

The building consists of 3 floors (probably also a cellar you do not want to visit). Top floor = fuck rooms with mirrors (nice! Second floor with bar, porn cinema and "livingroom".

Bottom floor with changing rooms, sauna and eating. There is also a quite nice garden with a biosauna and a pool.

Entrance is 60 Eur, 30 min fuck / suck is 50 euro and extras is 25 Eur.

Pretty nice setup but what destroys the place, in my opinion, is the mood. There are two beers included in the price, drink more and pay 5 Eur for a 33 CL beer or 15 euro for a 4 CL Gin Tonic. They also have the fantastic opportunity to buy a drink for the girls and the entrance women was happy to declare that "the girls only drink Champagne so do not bother to offer them something simpler". The "champagne" of course started from 40 Eur "Piccolo" size up to absurdum.

The girls also tried to sell me this bullshit and it killed my mood! I told her I'd prefer to fuck her for that money.

It is clearly aimed at getting businessmen drunk and losing their head. I hate that shit, keep it to the strip clubs please.

Well well, I found me a nice Polish girl and also a Romanian to session. No shame on them, they are just doing what they are told from management.

When I was about to leave they checked my consumption at the bar and seemed disapponted that I just had my two beers.

[McAdonis]

Now I read that it was the extension that completely burnt down but that might have been where all of the action was, the main building is still standing.

This is tragic news. Your post compelled me to read the Dutch forums. Apparently the customer who died was a well known regular. Everybody only had nice things to say about him. A few had spoken to him the night he died. He had been in a good mood, happy that he was going to be a grandfather again. Reportedly his family had known about his sauna club activities.

[FuckedUpSwede]

Tried this little gem yesterday.

This is a small FKK (the girls are nude) and I supose it mainly attracts local mongers.

Situated* in a industrial area that also contains residential buildings and consists of 3 floors.

First with bar, dressing room and small cold buffet (quite good, varity of cheese, salads, cold pasta, etc.).

Second with porn kino (a lot of action take place here).

Top floor with sauna.

I went there a Sunday and that means 35 euro entry. This was well worth. The place is a bit worn down but I like that, it makes me feel like home. I'm not into gold and marble.

And now to the girls, the really good part of this club. A lot of you would not call them stunners but I loved them! Had two really good sessions with one girl from Romania and one girl from Croatia. There was 7 girls in the premises when I arrived and 5 mongers. The mood was good and the girls seemed to enjoy. The girls I talked to originated from Germany, Croatia, Romania and Bulgaria. It seems to me the smaller clubs has a better variety of girls and the girls are much more natural (lesser tatoos, no silicone, some woman fat on ass, etc.).

GFE is almost guaranteed and upselling is low.

A standard session is 60 euro /30 min and extras is 20 euro.

Best club on my trip this far!

[Downandup]

Now I read that it was the extension that completely burnt down but that might have been where all of the action was, the main building is still standing.