FKK Artemis - Berlin

[BigBuddy69]

Actually in LR you'll pay 100 and in Acapulco you'll pay 80, without any pressure about extras.

[Danny227]

So, looking back at my previous posts, my last trip to Artemis was August 2017 so nearly 2 years ago. I headed my report then "not dead" to counter reports that the club had all but died.

In the past week I've been looking forward to my trip this evening but that dampened a lot reading many of the negative reports about the club from some seasoned members. Only one positive post from The Cane about a girl called Lilia was a cause for optimism. So here is what I found from a report on the ground.

1. Arrived 8 pm. Club very quiet. I had in mind that it is holiday season and that it is Wednesday (dessous) which I thought might kill numbers. It seemed correct.

2. Got food. Changed layout from last visit with food now at end of the room. Better set out but still pretty poor in quality and I will eat outside before returning to the club tomorrow. Which I shall most certainly do.

3. LU. The important bit. Sure, it is correct that there are many more shapes and sizes than in previous years, a lot of sillicone and tattoos. But in my view that was always there. There are far more older women there now but the overall impression given of it being a very tired, ugly line up, from my perspective, is wide of the mark. There are a lot of very doable girls in the club..

A good experience makes everything better. Carla is indeed a strong 8. Also skills are there as she works many years. Melanie fir me a 6, apologies. Yes there some pretty girls, for example the redhead Anabel, but no matter what you pay, you'll get nothing. Most Romanians in Artemis for 1 hour plus CIM will give you good service. However, Romanians are light in youth there. Carla is an example of old but phenomenal looks. IMO. You were in luck as that week started 5-6 girls from Hessen area and are 8 easily.

The young Romanian you rejected for age was a good move as skills are limited.

Put differently; most Romanians will provide you good service for long session plus CIM (they all must make something more than the time to be happy); Germans are a tough sell even in long sessions, be aware. For short half an hour sessions for 60 euro you have a very very low probability of getting serviced.

So decent service not great goes with spending 170 an hour as wrote previously a few times. But, you want get it from beautiful fresh girls normally, but older silicone Romanians. It makes a difference IMO.

Go Sharks, GT, Oase, living room, Acapulco and you'll pay 150 an hour with younger and fresher girls who will kiss you passionately. In Artemis that is not on the menu.

As a tourist, that visits every once in a while and willing to spend 170 an hour on that type of service you can have a decent night, not outstandingly perfect. Half hour customer have near zero chance to have a great time.

So happy truly happy you had a good time, but it doesn't contradict the basic premise of previous reviews.

1. Hardly any fresh girls.

2. Near zero chance for a good 60 euro session.

3. Old and silicone is dominant in Artemis.

4. For 170 an hour you can get decent service for mist those girls, but nit the German girls and at the moment Artemis has roughly 20 Germans.

No changes result for your review.

Hope you enjoy rest if the week.

Best regards friend!

[PinballMachine]

So, looking back at my previous posts, my last trip to Artemis was August 2017 so nearly 2 years ago. I headed my report then "not dead" to counter reports that the club had all but died.

Such a great report.

Many thanks man.

[ExpatLover]

So, looking back at my previous posts, my last trip to Artemis was August 2017 so nearly 2 years ago. I headed my report then "not dead" to counter reports that the club had all but died.

In the past week I've been looking forward to my trip this evening but that dampened a lot reading many of the negative reports about the club from some seasoned members. Only one positive post from The Cane about a girl called Lilia was a cause for optimism. So here is what I found from a report on the ground.

1. Arrived 8 pm. Club very quiet. I had in mind that it is holiday season and that it is Wednesday (dessous) which I thought might kill numbers. It seemed correct.

2. Got food. Changed layout from last visit with food now at end of the room. Better set out but still pretty poor in quality and I will eat outside before returning to the club tomorrow. Which I shall most certainly do.

3. LU. The important bit. Sure, it is correct that there are many more shapes and sizes than in previous years, a lot of sillicone and tattoos. But in my view that was always there. There are far more older women there now but the overall impression given of it being a very tired, ugly line up, from my perspective, is wide of the mark. There are a lot of very doable girls in the club. There are lots of slim girls, and quite a few girls who are early 20's. Not as many as are late 20's / early 30's but enough..

What the girls are thinking about us is meanness we are the client they are the prostitutes, we pay. For me you just confirm that if you add the high entry price, there is no reason to visit A except you have no choice and you are busy in Berlin.

[Nooky Ninja]

The reports of the LU being so dreadful, IMHO, are exaggerated. I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to Artemis tonight and will return. It really is not as bad as has been made out.

Nice, balanced, report. Amazing what a little patience, sanity and common sense do for one's enjoyment.

[The Cane]

So, looking back at my previous posts, my last trip to Artemis was August 2017 so nearly 2 years ago. I headed my report then "not dead" to counter reports that the club had all but died. I thought parts of the club are looking in need of freshening up. But over the years I've never had a bad night in Artemis and this one followed that pattern. I'll be back there tomorrow evening seeking out some of the 8's I didn't get to today. But safe in the knowledge that the club is far from dead, has several girls I'd very much like to see and the reports of the LU being so dreadful, IMHO, are exaggerated. I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to Artemis tonight and will return. It really is not as bad as has been made out.

From one veteran to another. Here, here! And here's to hopefully finding Lilia LOL! Cheers!

[PayForIt]

So, looking back at my previous posts, my last trip to Artemis was August 2017 so nearly 2 years ago. I headed my report then "not dead" to counter reports that the club had all but died.

In the past week I've been looking forward to my trip this evening but that dampened a lot reading many of the negative reports about the club from some seasoned members. Only one positive post from The Cane about a girl called Lilia was a cause for optimism. So here is what I found from a report on the ground.

1. Arrived 8 pm. Club very quiet. I had in mind that it is holiday season and that it is Wednesday (dessous) which I thought might kill numbers. It seemed correct.

2. Got food. Changed layout from last visit with food now at end of the room. Better set out but still pretty poor in quality and I will eat outside before returning to the club tomorrow. Which I shall most certainly do.

3. LU. The important bit. Sure, it is correct that there are many more shapes and sizes than in previous years, a lot of sillicone and tattoos. But in my view that was always there. There are far more older women there now but the overall impression given of it being a very tired, ugly line up, from my perspective, is wide of the mark. There are a lot of very doable girls in the club. There are lots of slim girls, and quite a few girls who are early 20's. Not as many as are late 20's / early 30's but enough. There was one girl I would have needed to see evidence of her age before going to a room with. She looked under 18 to me. I'm sure she isn't. And she was with her two older sisters. Yes - for sure and had it confirmed by other girls, but boy she looked very young indeed and as that is not for me I stayed clear. I did nearly session with her two other sisters but resisted. The options were more than enough. The club picked up by 10 pm but I hadn't chosen my first room. Remembered the very facially pretty and great fun Melanie (Ro. Dark hair) but her ass is a little heavy and she has no tits at all so skipped. Ended up doing only one fabulous room. More below. But overall, I'd say this was the most varied LU I've seen in Artemis. There were 5-10 women who would not score 5/10 being either very fat, old or very ugly. Not nice to say but true. Perhaps they would say the same of me! After that there were at least 30+ girls I'd score 6 or 7's. There were at least 5-10 girls who pushed at or achieve 8/10 status. IMHO there were no girls who scored 9's or 10's. But I'm pretty harsh on looks. Melanie is facially 8 out of 10 but her body brings the overall score down. But there were more than 10 girls I'd be very happy to session with based on looks, body and personality.

4. Was taken by a very tall blonde called Carla. Ro. Very nice eyes, very slim and really lovely sun-kissed body. Some but minimal tattoos. She was lovely to talk to. Sits on couches to left when entering the bar with her friend Francesca who sports thick glasses. Not as pretty but one of the 7's and a decent body. One girl I knew from old warned me off several very good looking girls telling me they thought they were all great performers and were known upsellers. Hard not to approach some of these who were actually very pretty and were in the 8's category. Carla was an 8 from the moment I saw her and had a great personality. Hour in the room. Early possible issue before the room was a reluctance to do BBBJ without receiving another 50 for it. I made clear that if she was not happy with 120 for 1 hour to include it, she wasn't for me. She didn't hold onto the argument and off we went. I had fully intended not to pop but just enjoy it and let the excitement build up, but this girl has 10/10 performance skills. Amazing BBBJ and very good at suggestions on positions. Silicones but it was hard to tell they were even when the bra came off and they felt natural in all positions other than doggie. Lovely big nipples (pierced. As were other places). Really fun girl. Added an extra and ended up agreeing 170 for that for 1 hour with the normal 50 extra factored into the price. Without it she was happy to do 120/ hour but I suspect she may have resisted BBBJ in that price. She was happy to include DFK (though we didn't really go for it much) and DATY which she appeared to enjoy. Her BBBJ and hand skills were off the scale and I couldn't prevent popping which she kept delaying which just made it incredible. At the 1 hour mark she hadn't finished me off and she told me not to worry. No more cash but was keen to finish the job. What was really impressive was her attitude at that point. Instead of rushing it (which I expected) she made a real meal of it, lots of delay, stopping etc and we overshot our time by a whole 25 minutes. I felt guilty and said I'd pay for the extra time. And she refused. Great gesture, she said she'd really enjoyed it and didn't want to rush it for me. What a clever girl not asking for more cash. Result? I gave her 220 anyway. For the terrific service, the extra included in the hour, the extra 25 mintues, and her fabulous attitude. I would definitely repeat and will struggle not to automatically gravitate to her tomorrow.

5. I asked reception if Lilia was in and was told not but that she could be tomorrow. Probably a ruse but I'm going anyway so I'll find out.

6. I thought parts of the club are looking in need of freshening up. But over the years I've never had a bad night in Artemis and this one followed that pattern.

I'll be back there tomorrow evening seeking out some of the 8's I didn't get to today. But safe in the knowledge that the club is far from dead, has several girls I'd very much like to see and the reports of the LU being so dreadful, IMHO, are exaggerated. I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to Artemis tonight and will return. It really is not as bad as has been made out.

[Tintin1]

I wish I could! Her body was extremely sexy. Blond German from eastern side of Berlin. Lots of tattoos and freckles on her face. Man made lips. Have no name. Managed only one position. In CG she kissed my lips lightly, deeply staring in my eyes, and whispering still with tantric voice: "do you like my beautiful pussy? Milked me like a cow. Oh God, this is too much for me right now.

It's a good thing she didn't ask you for more money to deep french kiss you, in that state, you'd have handed over your wallet! I know I would have.

[XsylarX]

Even at palace I get better service at the moment.

What is the full name of this place?

I will go to Berlin next month for the first time. Trying to decide whether go to Artemis or somewhere else.

I would appreciate any help.

[ZimmerBaby]

I get it. And a nice bit of innovative thinking on her part. I'm thinking you should have asked for doggie, then when behind insert your cock into her ass without asking and when she screeched you say "oh I thought you'd charge 20 extra for me to forget which hole".

I wish I could! Her body was extremely sexy. Blond German from eastern side of Berlin. Lots of tattoos and freckles on her face. Man made lips. Have no name. Managed only one position. In CG she kissed my lips lightly, deeply staring in my eyes, and whispering still with tantric voice: "do you like my beautiful pussy? Milked me like a cow. Oh God, this is too much for me right now.

[PayForIt]

For old customers there are glimpses of lightness in Sheizemis, if you are remembered as a nice person, old price structure will apply though YMMV.

Tried a new girl. Told me "I charge 20 extra to forget the law " with whispering voice like a tantric lady. Got BBBJ, LFK and DATY. It was easier to accept when she added some charm to it.

I get it. And a nice bit of innovative thinking on her part. I'm thinking you should have asked for doggie, then when behind insert your cock into her ass without asking and when she screeched you say "oh I thought you'd charge 20 extra for me to forget which hole".

[The Cane]

Thanks for this. If she is anything like the stunning Melissa I will be a very happy man. Melissa remains my no. 1 for looks in all mongering in 30 years. Not the hottest body but her face is beautiful. Will hopefully meet Lilia. Will let you know. From the reports here, including from regular and senior members, my expectations of my return (tonight) are very low. This post gave a glimmer of hope! Thanks.

I would say that Melissa probably has the prettier face (although Lilia's face is very, very pretty), and that Lilia has the better body (although Melissa is no slouch). Lilia made me cum harder than any woman has in the last year and a half. That's no exaggeration. I hope you find her. And more than that, I hope you like her, and that she rocks your world! She did mine. Good luck, and happy hunting!

[ZimmerBaby]

For old customers there are glimpses of lightness in Sheizemis, if you are remembered as a nice person, old price structure will apply though YMMV.

Tried a new girl. Told me "I charge 20 extra to forget the law " with whispering voice like a tantric lady. Got BBBJ, LFK and DATY. It was easier to accept when she added some charm to it.

[PayForIt]

I highly recommend blue-eyed, blonde Lilia from Kiel, Germany (at least that's where she said she is from). When you enter the main room, she always stands on the far right end of the bar against the wall. That's her spot. I heard she had returned to Artemis, but that's already been a few weeks now, and we all know how these girls can be there today and gone tomorrow. She never moves much from her spot, and has no need to as she looks so good the blokes approach her one-by-one for sessions. Makes a lot of money! We both really liked Melissa at Scandalo in Malaga, so I think we have some similarities in taste. Check out Lilia if she's there my friend! I think you will like her.

Thanks for this. If she is anything like the stunning Melissa I will be a very happy man. Melissa remains my no. 1 for looks in all mongering in 30 years. Not the hottest body but her face is beautiful. Will hopefully meet Lilia. Will let you know. From the reports here, including from regular and senior members, my expectations of my return (tonight) are very low. This post gave a glimmer of hope! Thanks.

[Danny227]

It is summer time so lineup suffers with some regular stars on holidays. But club is still crowded on weekends with both sexes, and cannot be explained by all guests being constantly new ignorant, inexperienced foreign tourists (aren't they always, Mr. Trump?). You will be fine if you if you just keep wits about you.

Is A as good as it was 2007-2014 - no. But whole scene changed after new law forcing registration and Ninja think quality has suffered. Management not stupid and somehow the pool of girls applying has changed which affects whom they let in. And new law has given girls excuse to upsell, not helped by mongers who have too willingly agreed to this. But affects all FKKs. Some are up, some are down, things change constantly. Now NRW is heaven, before it was Hessen, soon it will be somewhere else. All an individual taste and chemistry thing, which is also why it is silly to recommend girls.

The negativity here is simply odd and narrow, which skews the overall sense of what is the reality. Many reports same people posting again and again and again and again and again, or others judging who have not been in years. So much anger and frustration - to what point? Somehow they think this criticism shows how worldly they are..

Ninja, I respect you as a long time Artemis guy, but you are very soft on the current situation. This has never been so extreme and it is worst than palace ever was or is. Yes, palace is a benchmark for extreme upsell.