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08-07-19 18:32 #2930
Posts: 60Originally Posted by ExpatLover [View Original Post]
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08-07-19 18:10 #2929
Posts: 60Originally Posted by MvuLane [View Original Post]
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08-07-19 13:51 #2928
Posts: 115Originally Posted by MvuLane [View Original Post]
If you do not get thrilled by flora and fauna you can take seat at the couches in front of the fuck rooms and enjoy the passionate screams from the lustful erotic angels feasting on the juicy mongers they recently entrapped?
Not enough? Then you can take on the ancient riddle of the safety boxes, if you manage to solve the numbering puzzle the tale tells you will find the wallet of the ghost monger and that wallet will never run out of 50 euro bills for the girls, after each session there will be new crisp notes, a bit like the old Swedish Asa religion where there is a pig called Saerimner that resurrect every time you slaughter it.
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08-07-19 10:42 #2927
Posts: 43Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
Once inside I did strike a conversation with some guests, it was just too boring to sit there doing nothing. They did not speak English much though (a Syrian guy and a local German).
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08-07-19 03:55 #2926
Posts: 4759Originally Posted by Sirioja [View Original Post]
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08-06-19 22:34 #2925
Posts: 22216What? They select for entry in a so low level club, not respecting law. Incredible. Sometimes crazy in FKK land.
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08-06-19 22:04 #2924
Posts: 43Second time at a FKK and first time at FKK 40 at Dietzenbach
Right off the bat: what a different kind of establishment compared to Finca! It has its potential I guess, every girl here is open for a casual chat and normally smiling. Noone was pushy or even making any effort to be noticed.
Anyway I arrived at Dietzenbach earlier this evening at around 9 pm. Alice opened the door and let me in (while refusing entry to a fellow monger for reasons which I can only imagine). This other guy spoke English only (just like me) but probably didn't fit the criteria for admission.
Once in, the routine is the same as at Finca although the place is not as nice or big. Alice asked if it was my first time, then asked a girl to show me around, then I went to the locker room, stripped down, put a towel around my waist, took a shower (with a girl. Here showers are mixed. Funny but it was a nice experience).
Then. Well, there is nothing to do. Nothing. You sit on a couch in a large dimly lit room with a few TV playing porn and wait. Most of the girls were sitting in the couches near the theke playing their phones. I thought they were taking a break and I just waited. There were 4-5 guys in the room. Staring at the wall and the paintings (of couples copulating). From time to time a girl would enter the room and a guy would stand up and basically run to catch her, he would say the magic word (Zimmer?) and off they went.
The girls seemed nice, and although some were not my taste (too tall and / or "not fit") they were cheerful. Some were decent and definitely zimmable. I made the mistake (again) of waiting too much and the girl I liked the most left with another guy. There was only another girl I liked: Andra (funny enough the same girl I met in the shower).
She was washing the dishes but I could not wait so I asked if she wanted to go to a zimmer after she'd finished. She said yes but since she didn't understand English that meant nothing. Alice asked me a minute later what I wanted. I repeated my question: is she free. After a quick translation (to Romanian.) off I went with Andra to a room (downstairs).
Unfortunately she was neither religious (I didn't ask before going to a room but anyway (a) I am a noobie so that wouldn't be good I guess and (b) she didn't speak English), nor accepting anything other than simple FS. No kisses (DFK, on her body. Nothing) and kept asking if I had finished giving me annoyed looks when I said no.
I want to give this club a second chance. I guess it has its potential. I just haven't found it. EUR 30 entry and EUR 30 for a quickie (20 minutes) possibly with extra included. That is a great offer if the girl happens to be nice.
And I should have followed Gino02 advice and called to ask what the LU is.
If Alice is the one who answers the phone: she's very nice and speaks excellent English.
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08-04-19 17:56 #2923
Posts: 4759Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 12:14 #2922
Posts: 6416Lagom!
Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 11:44 #2921
Posts: 115Originally Posted by PayForIt [View Original Post]
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08-04-19 09:32 #2920
Posts: 1854I'll pass thanks
Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede [View Original Post]
But loved your report as ever. Glad you got the girl. Didn't read anything to change my view about this being one to avoid!
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08-04-19 02:38 #2919
Posts: 102Originally Posted by KosherKowboy [View Original Post]
Really don't understand why Boeing CEO wasn't fired at the recent shareholder meeting.
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07-20-19 09:51 #2918
Posts: 115Originally Posted by Gino02 [View Original Post]
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07-19-19 10:26 #2917
Posts: 1138Haha funny report FuckedUpSwede. Did you meet Amira? She looks better than most girls in Oase and Sharks, beautiful face age 21-22, with awesome natural see-cup boobs on a very shapely slim frame, and was a super sweetheart sexy fucks with me in my last trip. 😁.
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07-17-19 22:46 #2916
Posts: 115Wednesday in sin city
I just had to try this club after reading Cowboys reviews. I thought it would also give good input on my path to FKK nirvana and yes, it did.
I arrived at 19 and expected something a bit filthy and extreme but I mostly saw a bunch of mongers sitting in sofas doing nothing and a bunch of girls running around seemingly trying to avoid the mongers.
I sat down and drank some water and watched the scene. There was some girls I found attractive and one of them ran around like a squirrel collecting dishes. I did not dare to disturb her until she sat down. I approached and asked for a room.
No answer. Then her friend said I needed to wait a bit. I saw that she had a platter beside her with some food. OK, she want to finish her food. I told her I wait and pointed at the coach I used.
And I waited, and waited, and waited. Then I see her in the stairs going up with another monger. What the actual fuck! OK, she must have waited for a regular. I calm down, drink some more water, watch some porn, watch my fellow mongers doing nothing, getting pissed. The girl eventually returns to the room and starts to collect freaking dishes again! I think, what is wrong? Do I smell funny? Is my craziness so far advanced that the girls are scared of me? I was told you get hairy hands by wanking so maybe I am physically changing!?
OK, I calm down, approach her again asking: can I have a room with you? Puzzled expression on girls face. Zimmer? No contact, her friend bursts out, you want water?
Then it hits me, Cowboy always ranting about "day care" I drove taxi in my youth and I used to take retarded people to "day care" where they had coffee, played music, did simpler work an other things. This must be something like that, but a german, perverted variant. He has good sense of humour that cowboy.
Then lightning hits and the girl bursts out "you want to fuck me? Me: euhm yes, I'm trying to be a gentleman here but something like that yes.
I think, OK now I will soon get rid of my blue balls. But no. There are now 3 girls involved in this matter, one asks, you want normal? What do I answer? I don't know what you consider normal in this place. If you read other reviews on this forum pretty much everything is "normal" here so I just say I do not know. Puzzled faces. Next obstacle, which room do you want? Upstairs or downstairs? I do not really care, I tell her to just choose one for gods sake!
Ok, we are now inside the room. She asks, "you want to fuck?" I reply "no" puzzled look. "blasen? My reply "no". Now I can see that she starts looking for the alarm button. She has gotten a fuckin freak on her neck! Will she survive this?
"What you want! My reply, "I want to give you a massage" puzzled look "massage? Me: "yes, I want to put cream on your body" pointing at the lotion. Finally the sessions starts and I am a happy man!
I only want one session so I leave but I get so distracted by a girl laying with her ass up scteaming in the coach under the value boxes that I forgot my wallet and have to return. Whats about the numbering of those boxes by the way, seems totally random?
Final words, you get the following info from written notes in various places in this FKK.
- the girls price.
- the girls names.
- you should wash your teeth.
- you are not allowed to [CodeWord111] in the showers.
I think this is enough info, the rest needs to be experienced.
If I return I will choose a more direct approach, I will walk around the room staring at the girls and scream "ficken" when I find a winner.[Deleted by Admin]
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