Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Brick138]

I wanted a good massage yesterday morning. So planned to go see Doki Doki. Went there around 2 pm and almost everyone was busy. The ones I saw were not worth the 3500 be. I asked to book someone for today, and they said it will be closed.

So went to soi 22, Passion massage. Always polite mamsan welcomed me and showed me the menu. Their menu sometimes gets overwhelming for me. But after looking at it for few seconds, I choose nuru gel massage for 90 m (exactly what I wanted at doki doki).

Masan asked for 2000 b, LOL, I asked to see girls. And man, I am not kidding, there were just 3 girls (one of them was eating) and no way I was taking any of those. I told mamsan I will come later on, but she asked me to sit and called for more girls from her other shops. Even then there were 6-7 girls and I liked nothing but it was quite hot outside. So I chose one who was in hot black dress.

Minnie.

https://bangkokbunnymassage.com/masseuses/minnie/

She took me to Bangkok bunny shop, just right next door. We went upstairs in room and she said she will be back in few minutes..

Had a similar experience. Waste of money.

[Gargano19]

Yes definitely a lot of LBs in MPs there, not just LB-ish. The girls there are probably the ugly ones. Ha Ha.

From this I remember, there is massage shop near soi 7 and 9 I guess, where 5-6 clear LBs sit outside in revealing dresses and saying "massage" in LBish voice to any man crossing them.

Easily most annoying thing I have seen in Bkk, maybe because I cross them on daily basis LOL.

[DarqNiteRises]

Hello everyone,

So I have a trip coming up in Bangkok in the next week, I wanted to experience the popular soapy massage and full service. Can you recommend me a few massage places where everything is included (Soapy, Oil, Anal, 2 shots). I wished Annies Massage was still open but its not and I don't have any idea on the famous places. I wanted to find one in Sukhumvit area. So please help a brother out.

[Syzygies]

Yes soi 33 has good looking girls in some shops. Never tried soi 4 shops, most girls sitting outside looks ladyboy-ish to me, because of heavy makeup.

Yes definitely a lot of LBs in MPs there, not just LB-ish. The girls there are probably the ugly ones. Ha Ha.

[Gargano19]

Sois 24 to 26 seem like a better hunting ground to me. Even Soi 33 is in front of Soi 22 for having some good looking girls. Never tried Massage in Soi 4 or 23 at all, and Soi 19 only many years ago.

Yes soi 33 has good looking girls in some shops. Never tried soi 4 shops, most girls sitting outside looks ladyboy-ish to me, because of heavy makeup.

Is Soi 22 really worth looking?

Not really, but call it a old habit, so I just go there once in a while. But yeah, looks wise, quality is getting worse.

[Syzygies]

These soi 22 shops are not my favorite shops, but I come here once in 2 weeks. They can be hit and miss based on girls. So far, when I have picked younger looking girls, service has been crap. Tried Sugar last month, and she was hilariously bad.

Sois 24 to 26 seem like a better hunting ground to me. Even Soi 33 is in front of Soi 22 for having some good looking girls. Never tried Massage in Soi 4 or 23 at all, and Soi 19 only many years ago.

Is Soi 22 really worth looking? I do admit to going to Bongkot for June in the past, but no good girls and pretty found after that.

[Gargano19]

Hit the Honey bee shop on soi 22 recently. Like always, welcomed by the mamsan with a smile. She showed me the menu and ask me to choose service, I already knew what I wanted but asked for girl lineup first.

It was better than my previous visit, there were around 6 girls who came one.

Her first call, I knew if I waited more, she would ask for more girls to come from her nearby shops. But there was this girl standing in front of me, with a cleavage, that I wanted to grab. So went with her.

In the room, took my clothes off and went into shower, then lied down for massage. Oh I forget, I picked 60 minutes Full Service.

Massage was fine. She massage for too long and didn't teased the balls as much as Minnie did last time. But when she started massaging my dick, it was up and ready in a second. Now, I don't know with how many of you this happens, the moment she tried to put condom, it went to sleep. She nervously laughed on seeing this and started licking my balls. Ask kissing on body and few more things, it was up again. She started with wot, and I enjoyed her boobs to the fullest. Her boobs were obviously saggy, but I enjoyed those. Then moved to missie and I ram-ed her hard. She was moaning like a girl, took both her legs in my arms and went deep and hard. By now, she was pulling my hairs. Her pussy was tighter than expected from someone of her age. It was tight enough for me to come in under 5 minutes in miss position.

Gave her 200 thb tip and left.

These soi 22 shops are not my favorite shops, but I come here once in 2 weeks. They can be hit and miss based on girls. So far, when I have picked younger looking girls, service has been crap. Tried Sugar last month, and she was hilariously bad.

[Gargano19]

Get their Line and wait for them to finish or let them pay for their own sick day / family day and reimburse them. I took three out from Kasalong and another two from Lollitaz. Just met them after work. No barfine paid. Of those five, one stopped working and another changed shops but they both still contact me.

Guys shouldn't be so shy. Ask for what you want and the worse thing that can happen is you'll be told no and be forced to take one of the thousands of other available girls in BKK.

Exactly what I do.

Once girl knows you, she would prefer meeting you again than getting banged by a unknown in spa. So, yes, just ask for her line if you want to see her again. You will be surprised how easily they give it.

[Franciscass]

Anyone know if you can barfine at Lol8tas?

Not all but lots of shops have pretty strict rules of engagement whereby staff are restricted in making private arrangements with customers. So it comes down to the shop's policy, the connection you make with the girl and if she feels ok about breaking the rules. As so often is the case what's in it for her may be what makes up her mind. I certainly would not ask at the reception, ask the girl in the room and as somebody said what the worse that can happen. She says no. In my opinion most likely you will be able to negotiate an arrangement most times if you promise to keep it quiet.

[Ixgzca]

As per my latest info, you can't.

But best way to be sure is just ask the girl at counter.

Get their Line and wait for them to finish or let them pay for their own sick day / family day and reimburse them. I took three out from Kasalong and another two from Lollitaz. Just met them after work. No barfine paid. Of those five, one stopped working and another changed shops but they both still contact me.

Guys shouldn't be so shy. Ask for what you want and the worse thing that can happen is you'll be told no and be forced to take one of the thousands of other available girls in BKK.

[JonniDarkko]

I'll go and ask. Wouldn't mind getting an excellent BBBJ from Fah or that other chick with the curly frizzy hair on the comfort of my own bed.

[Gargano19]

Anyone know if you can barfine at Lol8tas?

As per my latest info, you can't.

But best way to be sure is just ask the girl at counter.

[EihTooms]

Anyone know if you can barfine at Lol8tas?

A few years ago a L0litas girl told me the fee was something like 2,500 baht paid upfront to the bar and you can only take her out an hour before their 1AM closing time for the night shift or before the 6PM finish for the dayshift. I say fee instead of barfine because I think she said you pay that to the bar and she gets her cut out that, not necessary to pay her an additional amount unless you want to give her a tip. So, if that is still true, you would essentially be paying a few hundred baht more to walk her out of the bar in plain clothes at Midnight for the nightshift crew or 5PM for the dayshift crew, take her to your hotel room and do her there for an hour or so instead of the deal you get by just taking her upstairs to their on premises ST room. But that might have just been that girl's pitch and deal.

Ok, that intel is probably too old to apply today. But the most current intel I can give you is I have walked past that bar and Kasalong Bar next door many times every week at all hours including the Midnight hour and the 5PM hour for more than 5 years and I have never seen a customer walking out of either one with one of their girls dressed in her regular street clothes. Not in the hour before the end of each shift and not even after the bars officially close. So if there is an option to take one of those girls out of the bar during her regular work hours it appears to be a rare occurrence for some reason. It is probably because the cost-benefit just doesn't make sense. Getting their Line info and seeing one before or after their shift is a different matter, of course.

[Vulvarize]

I have a long afternoon / evening layover coming up at Suvarnabhumi, and was thinking that I would hang out in that part of town rather than go into the city. Can anyone recommend a soapy, full-service spa, or similar place around Seacon Square or Mega Bang Na-- that general area east of the city and within a short hop to the airport. I used to lie in Thailand, can speak Thai, and am comfortable going to non-touristy places. I know I could go to Huway Kwang or Sutthisarn but I'm trying to minimize travel time. All suggestion appreciated, thanks.

[DarqNiteRises]

I am planning a trip to Bangkok and was looking for a really good massage parlour which offers everything! From Soapy to Nuru and even full service including Anal sex. Can you guys recommend me one? I was thinking of going to the Poseidon Entertainment Complex. But I'm not sure if they offer nuru or not.