German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[Jmioffe]

Funny experience recently, a reminder to be on your guard:

WG comes up to me, commence the usual flirting. She's a particularly aggressive one, brushes her hand on my junk. I'm a little wet down there. Ball sweat, precum, postcum, whatever.

Eventually, she gets the message that I'm not buying, and goes on to a new flirtation, comes up to a man, brushes her hand on his face affectionately. Ha ha, ew.

And that, my friends, is how my bodily fluids wound up on another man's face.

This time I was the giver, but no doubt I've been the receiver before.

It was a little reminder that this is a business. You're just a customer. She's only affectionate to you as long as she thinks she can make a sale.

It's a dirty hobby folks (and I love it so) -- but stay clean out there!

[Tintin1]

Hello Gents,

I have been out of the scene for a while. Couple of years. I was wondering if there were any new big clubs / must visit venues I should put on my radar?.

Thanks in advance.

I went back and looked at your posts for areas. Maybe wrong but you have hit the Frankfurt area deeply, and I doubt you would find that much "better". Berlin as well. Have you been to Augsberg?

It's not large but the fact that you approach the girls vs the girls "coming in like sharks to chum" is something I appreciated. Just a thought.

[FuckedUpSwede]

Thank you so much FuckedUpSwede for your most entertaining and absolutely believeable reports which have added so much to our forum. These reports are up there with the very best. Your writing style is so reminiscent of our very greatest members LaBambaBoy Pessimist Pksimar69 and Bitumin to name but a few. Keep up the terrific work. I and many others look forward to reading about your entertaining accurate and truthful adventures in this forum and hopefully one day perhaps bumping into you in Oase or Sharks or perhaps another club and hearing your tall tales first hand. On behalf of myself and many other members I say thank you.

Thank you, it warms my heart!

I tend to review not so much the girls but more the general feeling of the place and I have got reactions that there are big difference in the quality of looks for the girls in the places I write about and make similarities between.

Looks of girls is really not so important for me if they only have something that turn me on. I do not need perfect ass, tits, waist, face AND personality at the same time. If a girl is in a good playful mood and have a killer ass it can turn me on as hell! Then I will concentrate on the ass and can ignore saggy tits and / or a bit ugliness. I will just drench her in baby oil and slip around on her ass like bit of butter in a hot pan!

If she got nice big natural tits the baby oil goes between them and I dive into the gap like a horny walrus.

Sometime it is enough with a really perverted proposal from a not so attractive girl to get my blood to boil and lure me to a zimmer.

I also have times when I get really turned on by a girl just by her perfect optics and I feel I just need to bang her. I do not even try to start a conversation with her, only "you, me, kino, 50 eur?" But normally the standard slim Romanian 20-25 year beauty do not get my money since I will not remember her.

I love fucking and like a varied diet!

[CheekyDancer]

Hello Gents,

I have been out of the scene for a while. Couple of years. I was wondering if there were any new big clubs / must visit venues I should put on my radar?.

Thanks in advance.

[Apollyon]

I have had some requests to try to conclude my impressions and thoughts from my mongering in Germany.

So which club is best for me? I try to locate clubs I like in the areas I visit.

I like Rom and Dietz in Hessen. Babylon and Grimberg in NRW. Hawaii in Mnich. Harmony and Romeo in Hamburg.

Thank you so much FuckedUpSwede for your most entertaining and absolutely believeable reports which have added so much to our forum. These reports are up there with the very best. Your writing style is so reminiscent of our very greatest members LaBambaBoy Pessimist Pksimar69 and Bitumin to name but a few. Keep up the terrific work. I and many others look forward to reading about your entertaining accurate and truthful adventures in this forum and hopefully one day perhaps bumping into you in Oase or Sharks or perhaps another club and hearing your tall tales first hand. On behalf of myself and many other members I say thank you.

[SvenFKK]

Its a 30 min drive from the airport? I have no problem driving that distance for a good club. I never live in central Munich since it is always fully booked when I need to go to the messe. Last time I lived in Augsburg, drove to rhe messe, drove to Ingolstadt and then back to Augsburg. Next time I will stay in Ingolstadt.

I think most readers of this forum arrive at the airport, because of this I find it fair to say Hawaii is in the area.

Ingolstadt is about 80 km north of Munich, and the airport about 10 km, so Ingolstadt is about 70 km from the airport. About a 50-minute drive.

[ExpatLover]

Its a 30 min drive from the airport? I have no problem driving that distance for a good club. I never live in central Munich since it is always fully booked when I need to go to the messe. Last time I lived in Augsburg, drove to rhe messe, drove to Ingolstadt and then back to Augsburg. Next time I will stay in Ingolstadt.

I think most readers of this forum arrive at the airport, because of this I find it fair to say Hawaii is in the area.

Obviously to drive his own car is a great plus to monger in Germany otherwise you will need a lot of time and energy to travel to the club.

[FuckedUpSwede]

Only thing I would say is that it's quite a stretch to call FKK Hawaii a Munich club. It's in Ingolstadt, which I know from experience is a very, very long drive from the city center of Munich.

Its a 30 min drive from the airport? I have no problem driving that distance for a good club. I never live in central Munich since it is always fully booked when I need to go to the messe. Last time I lived in Augsburg, drove to rhe messe, drove to Ingolstadt and then back to Augsburg. Next time I will stay in Ingolstadt.

I think most readers of this forum arrive at the airport, because of this I find it fair to say Hawaii is in the area.

[Sebastiane]

I have had some requests to try to conclude my impressions and thoughts from my mongering in Germany.

First a little about me. I'm in my fourties and I have been on the road for 25 years as a salesman and engineer. I started my mongering career about 10 month ago and have no previous experience from working ladies. Except from FKK I have during this period been to 1st erotic massage parlour and 1st bordello as a reference.

The last 10 month I have visited 19 different FKK / saunaclubs and done a total of 27 visits and approx. 54 girls all over Germany. When I do something I tend to do it thoroughly and yes I am a bit crazy as well I know that.

A lot of people ask "which Club is the best? That is impossible to answer since it is totally depending on what you like and that in turn depend on your references / background / culture / etc.

Because I have spent approx. 1/4 of my life on hotels I do a parable. I am a poor farm boy from beginning I am not used to luxury. When I started living at hotels I really liked those fancy hotels, gold, marble and glass. 24 hours service and piccolos carrying your suitcase, high end international cuisine.

Now I hate those hotels. I do not feel at home in those places so my body is in a constant high alert mode pumping out stress hormones.

Today I choose those small, privately owned, hotels on the countryside where I can have a walk in nature and a nice, rustic, no fancy pancy bullshit, meal. If I find a cockroach I just have a talk with him about not touching my stuff and that's it..

Thanks for a wonderful report. I'll make sure to read your others. Harmony is the only club from those on your list I know and it was a great one! I think you'd love Colosseum in Augsburg and also Sakura in Stuttgart. Do try Globe too in Switzerland also the high-end Club Aphrodisia on your FKK adventures.

[ExpatLover]

I have had some requests to try to conclude my impressions and thoughts from my mongering in Germany.

First a little about me. I'm in my fourties and I have been on the road for 25 years as a salesman and engineer. I started my mongering career about 10 month ago and have no previous experience from working ladies. Except from FKK I have during this period been to 1st erotic massage parlour and 1st bordello as a reference.

The last 10 month I have visited 19 different FKK / saunaclubs and done a total of 27 visits and approx. 54 girls all over Germany. When I do something I tend to do it thoroughly and yes I am a bit crazy as well I know that.

A lot of people ask "which Club is the best? That is impossible to answer since it is totally depending on what you like and that in turn depend on your references / background / culture / etc.

Because I have spent approx. 1/4 of my life on hotels I do a parable. I am a poor farm boy from beginning I am not used to luxury. When I started living at hotels I really liked those fancy hotels, gold, marble and glass. 24 hours service and piccolos carrying your suitcase, high end international cuisine.

Now I hate those hotels. I do not feel at home in those places so my body is in a constant high alert mode pumping out stress hormones.

Today I choose those small, privately owned, hotels on the countryside where I can have a walk in nature and a nice, rustic, no fancy pancy bullshit, meal. If I find a cockroach I just have a talk with him about not touching my stuff and that's it..

Sorry but I am only looking for fresh natural beauties and I tried several times Dietz, Rom, Babylon and there were only cheap prostitute there, not one classy and young girl, may be for mechanical sex there are the right places but many times I left without any session.

[The Cane]

I like Rom and Dietz in Hessen. Babylon and Grimberg in NRW. Hawaii in Munich. Harmony and Romeo in Hamburg.

Only thing I would say is that it's quite a stretch to call FKK Hawaii a Munich club. It's in Ingolstadt, which I know from experience is a very, very long drive from the city center of Munich.

[FuckedUpSwede]

I have had some requests to try to conclude my impressions and thoughts from my mongering in Germany.

First a little about me. I'm in my fourties and I have been on the road for 25 years as a salesman and engineer. I started my mongering career about 10 month ago and have no previous experience from working ladies. Except from FKK I have during this period been to 1st erotic massage parlour and 1st bordello as a reference.

The last 10 month I have visited 19 different FKK / saunaclubs and done a total of 27 visits and approx. 54 girls all over Germany. When I do something I tend to do it thoroughly and yes I am a bit crazy as well I know that.

A lot of people ask "which Club is the best? That is impossible to answer since it is totally depending on what you like and that in turn depend on your references / background / culture / etc.

Because I have spent approx. 1/4 of my life on hotels I do a parable. I am a poor farm boy from beginning I am not used to luxury. When I started living at hotels I really liked those fancy hotels, gold, marble and glass. 24 hours service and piccolos carrying your suitcase, high end international cuisine.

Now I hate those hotels. I do not feel at home in those places so my body is in a constant high alert mode pumping out stress hormones.

Today I choose those small, privately owned, hotels on the countryside where I can have a walk in nature and a nice, rustic, no fancy pancy bullshit, meal. If I find a cockroach I just have a talk with him about not touching my stuff and that's it.

No boss complain about this since it is cheaper. It is also cheaper for me since everything around the fancy hotel is more expensive. In the expensive hotel you have to pay 5 euro for a bottle of water, in the cheap hotel it is included. If you want a extra, like a beer or a sandwish, it is a fraction of the cost and is also delivered with a warm smile and some chit chat instead of packed in a plastic container.

You see the parallells here?

I have found out exactly what I want. I like two things.

1. Medium sized clubs on the countryside for relax, eat and fuck.

2. Red carpet clubs for pure fucking.

The only inconvinience is the light. I am like Gollum in lord of the rings.

My best setup would be to crawl around in a dirty dark techno club in the night. This club should be connected to a cold, damp, dark cave I could sleep in a couple of hours and then there should be a connection to a redlighted FKK with Romanian beauties. Tuck in a Turkish kebap venue, a small office and a ATM and I would never see daylight again! Nirvana.

So which club is best for me? I try to locate clubs I like in the areas I visit.

I like Rom and Dietz in Hessen. Babylon and Grimberg in NRW. Hawaii in Mnich. Harmony and Romeo in Hamburg.

[BigBuddy69]

You're more likely to find 50 yo women and I don't think it will be so erotic.

[ExpatLover]

Might be worth visiting a public FKK sauna bath house venue while in Deutschland.

Dusseldorf, Cologne, Frankfurt.

Any tips suggestions or stories to tell.

Naked real world women to see.

Are these Sauna houses any good or a bit boring?

Also, at regular public gyms in Germany do members use the saunas and steam rooms naked?

Stuttgart has a great sauna, with casino, and hotel, my favorite place when I do escort there, Frankfurt has also 2 great one and Koblenz, there is far more erotic in a public sauna and you really can see fresh beautiful German girls, with no sili, great skin 170+ high nothing to compare with mostly short Romanian girls.

[Karlo7]

Might be worth visiting a public FKK sauna bath house venue while in Deutschland.

Dusseldorf, Cologne, Frankfurt.

Any tips suggestions or stories to tell.

Naked real world women to see.

Are these Sauna houses any good or a bit boring?

Also, at regular public gyms in Germany do members use the saunas and steam rooms naked?