Pattaya Reports

[El Moreno 92]

Can anyone on the ground confirm that [CodeWord900] in Pattaya (Soi Chiayapoon) was raided and is now permanently closed? A former coworker, now retired and living in BKK, told me this. He knows it is one of my favorite places and there is something in me that thinks he may be f--king with me.

But if they are closed, it would be heartbreaking to me. I have been to Pattaya several times in the past three years and one thing I would always look forward to was visiting [CodeWord900] for a quick BBBJ / CIM experience in the daytime. There were days when I visited [CodeWord900] three times. Those girls there, while they might not be 8's and 9's, sure know how to polish a knob until finish. They never failed me. I have been to 10 different BJ Bars in Pattaya and BKK and [CodeWord900] in Pattaya easily is the best in my book.

End of the road for them?

[XXL]

What's all this hype about go-gos?

I visited Windmill a couple of weeks ago. Not one girl who was hot.

I'm back from a drink at Sapphire's. Not a single curvy gazelle. Rather stocky girls. All pulling long faces. None able to move her body to music. Who made them wear those coarse unerotic outfits? Any modern beachwear would have been better. The thick bras reminded me of the things plastic surgeons give their patients after a breast augmentation.

I thought I had been slumming it at soi 6 these past 2 years but I'm beginning to think more highly of myself.

[FL Hawk]

If you have some money, and quality is important, go-go clubs are the best.

Best for what?

If you want the hottest, jaw dropping, tongue dragging girls who can get you off just by lying there (as that may be all they will do), hit up the WS agogos. Want girls who actually move, gives a near PSE / GEE and takes it as a personal insult if you can't come, head down to Soi 6.

First time I went there there was a girl who looked like she absolutely hated to be there.

Most girls probably DO hate being there!

[Trillian]

If you have some money, and quality is important, go-go clubs are the best. MPs may have pretty girls on weekends, but can be a dud on weekdays.

Honey2 had some really hot women. The girl I picked was new to the city and so hot. Said not allowed to tell me how long she's worked. She looked young, like at most low 20's. So that made me wonder. I feel like the girls are more independent workers in many of the clubs. In MPs, they could be slaves for all we know, since they don't have a say if you take them. Then again, Diamond go-go was really sleazy. First time I went there there was a girl who looked like she absolutely hated to be there. Second time the manager tried to push a new girl on me who looked barely legal--and you know those Asian faces. I got out of there.

Honey2 only gives you an hour too, so by the time I was warmed up time was up.

I also saw, as late as 2 or 3 am on Walking Street, Russian looking men with their teenage daughter and no mother in sight. Can't think of any good reasons.

It's true what someone said, you can have a lot of fun in Pattaya but only for a few days. I had to leave the city.

I did walk through the other areas like LK Metro and BJ bars. Maybe it wasn't the right time, but I never saw cuties there.

Did try to gogonutz-style massasge on the south side of Pattayasaisong 13, near Soi Buakhao. Forgot the name but you can't miss it. Good if you have no other choice, but it was like 2500-ish. For that price I'd save up for a go-go girl guaranteed to be hot.

[Old New Guy]

As I was walking, a Filipino couple stopped me, asked me was I lost and did I need help.

And? You have meet an educated middle-class family as there are anywhere in the world. In the USA people would ask me if I was lost and reminded to close the top of the car when parked. In Phuket I was bored, wrote on a forum and got to know a Thai guy (educated abroad) to go out at night. In my country once I got frantic having lost something important and a stranger drove me in his work car to look for it. Etc.

[Kickoffs]

Does anyone have Valentina's contact info. I've been searching but I don't think she son TF anymore.

Thanks in advance.

T.

Unfortunately, she's MIA possibly with a boyfriend.

[Linyjo]

One needs to try both and repeatedly. Some guys are 100% for Latinas and some 100% for Asians. Or should I say 100$ for.

I speak Spanish, comfortable with Latino culture, can dance their music, yet in the end I got more from Thai and Vietnamese women. Al-tough, my Brazilian nympho lover, or model face Argentinian "I fell for ass fuck today" friend aren't to forget either.

That is kind of my problem. I have been to these places in central and south America so much that the level of discovery is sorely missed.

Now those trips end up being cookie cutter, kind of like groundhog day stuff. Don't get me wrong, I have a blast and never leave disappointed because I get exactly what I want when there due to the network I built up.

It just lacks the adventure and discovery level that is part of the fun of making the trips. After 30 years of mongering, I don't have much territory left that I haven't stomped across. I've been all over Europe too many times, same with central and south America. Asia is the only area left to experience something new.

There is also the other side of the scale to consider. What if I go all that way and don't get exactly what I like when I know I can hop a flight to Cartagena and 4 hours later be pounding my girls asshole and getting blasted for cheap.

[LittleBigMan]

If you are here for a short time I recommend that you have the check-up done in your country. Otherwise you can look or ask on Thaivisa.com that has a medical section.

Years ago I did a pre-anesthesia check at Bangkok Hospital, which is the biggest around. The doctor seemed to be wanting to find fault where there wasn't.

This is excellent advice! As for Bangkok / Pattaya it is the last place you want to do a physical. They promote these types of packages to attract customers like you are getting a million of items checked for the baht and yes they want to find fault and will try to sell the kitchen sink to you. Pattaya Memorial / International is no different get it at home unless you don't have insurance.

[Terryboy]

Not when there are other options that are better value in terms of money and experience. If you're the type to settle for subpar just for the sake of checking off a box, then that is one approach though not one I'd take. Most likely, he'd have far more fun in his limited time on Soi 6 where he can find someone who can really take care of him. Soi Chaiyapoon is another option with plenty there. Heck, if he's willing to risk using his phone, he can seek out Valentina and Noi. A+, great BJ, it's all there. Eye candy, not so much, but he won't really find that at a soapy either. Looking at this from the lens of someone who is with family, on limited time, and trying to maximize fun; not as someone who has unlimited time to try out various things.

Does anyone have Valentina's contact info. I've been searching but I don't think she son TF anymore.

Thanks in advance.

T.

[SandipWantSex]

Hello mates,

Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.

Brother,

I am coming too. Have lost your no. Please PM.

[Old New Guy]

I know it's off topic but anyone knows of a good clinic or hospital in Pat for a general heart checkup. Thanks.

If you are here for a short time I recommend that you have the check-up done in your country. Otherwise you can look or ask on Thaivisa.com that has a medical section.

Years ago I did a pre-anesthesia check at Bangkok Hospital, which is the biggest around. The doctor seemed to be wanting to find fault where there wasn't.

[Columpuss]

I know it's off topic but anyone knows of a good clinic or hospital in Pat for a general heart checkup. Thanks.

[Old New Guy]

Lastly, I learned that it might not be worth the effort to travel half way around the world to monger in Asia when I am 4 hours or less away from Colombia, Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic.

One needs to try both and repeatedly. Some guys are 100% for Latinas and some 100% for Asians. Or should I say 100$ for.

I speak Spanish, comfortable with Latino culture, can dance their music, yet in the end I got more from Thai and Vietnamese women. Al-tough, my Brazilian nympho lover, or model face Argentinian "I fell for ass fuck today" friend aren't to forget either.

[Franga]

Coming to Pattaya by Saturday. Weather forecast looks too bad. Can anyone tell me how was the weather over there.

It hasn't really rained for many weeks now. It is a bit overcast lately, and maximum near 31 degrees Celcius. No issues really.

[Smoothy]

Hi NotsoSmartGuyHyd.

Here on the ground it is very dangerous and I would cancel all my flights and accommodation's. I hear it is much safer weather in Islamabad and I am planning on packing up and going there as soon as I can get a flight.

I hope I am helping you.

You read my mind. As fun as it is, I've visited Islamabad too many times, so I am going to spend the next month enjoying the ladies, booze, and other such fun in Gandhinagar.