FKK Artemis - Berlin

[InsolentSpike]

After having great experiences at Artemis in June and November of 2019 I decided to go a third time for June 2019. Booked my flight from SoCal and off I went again!

Once again decided to limit my visit to Artemis to two days to use more money on the women!

Tuesday June 25,2019.

Walked in to Artemis and was instantly recognized by the receptionist LOL. Very pretty blonde younger woman. I asked her about Amy and she informed my that it was Amy's first day back from vacation! You can imagine my face upon hearing that information LOL.

Walked in and began to look for Amy. Was not able to see her for about an hour. I quickly realized that once again she was going upstairs for long periods of time. After awhile I went into the lounge and once again was mesmerized by the women inside. I made a mistake and saw a girl that I thought was Amy sitting down in the sofas near the entrance to the cafeteria. She was with a friend so I walked up to the girl and quickly realized it was not Amy. I felt terrible and decided to go upstairs with her as to not waste her time. I am glad I did and she was great as well.

Girl 1 Elena or Helena from Ukraine. Green eyes and blonde hair which you know matches my criteria =).

Decided to basic with Elena and she had no problem with that. Very nice oral and she would play with my body as well! Quickly asked her to get on top. She began to do the work herself which was an amazing view. I then decided to do the work myself and finished rather quickly after quick rapid thrusting into her. Was very happy and paid her for her time.

About an hour later I did see Amy and she was surprised to see me after a year absence. She was happy to see me but informed that she had several "appointments" and asked if I would be willing to wait. I agreed so off I went to look for Elena again.

Elena girl for session 2.

Repeat with Elena again 60 for basic and everything was just as good as the first time.

I was about to leave since Amy was so busy but decided to wait and took a nap. Finally at around 5 Amy came out of the girls area and saw me around the stair case. She immediately went up to me and off we went!

Girl 2 session 3 Amy from Stuggart 29 years old. Blonde Blue Eyes =).

Amy was glad to see me and she even remembered about the things we talked about the year before. She even remembered that my birthday was in June and asked if it had passed. Lets just say she gave me a late present that I will never forget!!

Once again Amy was amazing. 120 for an hour with her. Lots of eye contact during oral and great service as always. I must mention that in the hour Amy allowed me to finish two times which other girls don't always do regardless of the time of the session.

Amy was very happy and informed that she would be there the next day again.

Wednesday June 26.

I arrived happy that I would see Amy again but I soon received unfortunate news. Amy went up to me near the showers and informed me that once I had left the day before she went to check her phone. She saw that she had an appointment for 6 hours with a guy that is one of her regulars. She was saying that maybe he wouldn't show up so to make sure I would keep looking for her. I was devastated to hear but Amy apologized and said she looked for me but I had already left the day before. I took my loss and went downstairs for a long nap session and swim.

About 3 hours later I soon realized that the guy did show up because Amy was nowhere to be seen. I went back to look for Elena and there she was again.

60 again for basic and another great session with Elena again. I was sad that Amy was busy but glad that I was able to be with her the day before.

So that is 3 different months that I have gone to Germany for Artemis! I went five times in June. Two in November and Two in June the following year. I know that's a lot of money on entry fees but I am sure the locals to go Berlin have paid many entrance fees as well LOL.

Overall, after going to Artemis three different time of the year I am glad to say that I have only had 1 negative experience. My fear of being discriminated for being a darker skinned man was just a fear and no one at Artemis or even in Germany had any issues with that. Everyone was very nice and welcoming throughout my visits.

I can safely say that I am now hooked and will go back soon LOL.

[InsolentSpike]

Immediately booked another trip to Berlin for November 2018. I made it a mission to see Amy again LOL which was a mistake as she was on vacation.

I also decided to limit the large number of visits to two as I quickly realized I could have used that entry fee money for more sessions when I went in June.

Day 1 Thursday November 22,2018.

Arrived to Artemis feeling like a champ ready to pound Amy again! After several hours of not seeing her and telling other girls I was not interested I decided to ask the receptionist. Very nice older lady with short hair and glasses. She told me she was not sure about Amy but to ask her later. Later one she gave me the unfortunate news that Amy was not in town.

I took my losses and began to look around thought the club. In the stairs I was approached two German women. One was Mariella from Hamburg and her friend to which I forgot her name.

Mariella asked if I wanted the two of them to which I did not agree on and off they went.

Girl 1 Mariella from Hamburg.

Several minutes later I decided that I wanted to go upstairs with Mariella. She had darker blonde hair but she still matched my criteria of having blue / green eyes and blonde hair LOL.

Upstairs Mariella offered BBBJ to which I said yes immediately. This was probably one of my best orals I have ever experienced. Mariella made a lot of eye contact just like Amy and I also was unable to believe this was happening again! She allowed to play with her body and she was going down on my member and we soon moved to doggy. During doggy Mariella stared at me the entire time while I stared back at times which allowed me to pound her even harder with each thrust! 110 for half with BBBJ which I was very happy to do so.

About an hour later I decide to go with Mariella and did a repeat of the previous session again. It was amazing again.

As I was leaving the friend of Mariella informed me that Mariella had told her I was very nice and respectable and because of that she wanted to go with me as well.

I informed her that I was leaving but that I would gladly go with her the next day.

Day 2.

Walked in and immediately went downstairs for a nap. Woke up and saw the muscular older German woman from my June 2018 visit. I remembered what a great session that was with her so I decided to approach her and go with her again.

Girl 1 Older muscular German woman blonde curly hair. Forgot her name. No English so had to use my limited German.

She was just as great as the last time I had seen her in June. No English but we made it work LOL. Once again everyone was staring at us due to our age difference LOL.

Decided to do BBBJ with her this time and I am glad I did. 110 for 30 minutes and it was just as great as I thought it would be. This time instead of straight doggy I asked her to get on top. She happily agreed and I made sure to pound her very had this way. She began to moan showing that she was enjoying the thrusting. Soon switched to doogy and once again thrusted her very hard until completion. Left very happy again and paid her.

Girl 2 Mariellas friend. Also from Germany but forgot from where and her name also.

She approached me and reminded me that I had agreed to see her from the day before. I told her I am a man of my word and off we went! 110 for BBBJ included and this session was very well also. She spoke very good English and seeing her go up and down my member was a great sight to see. She said I would need to do the work so we went at is in missionary LOL. This was no problem and her moans showed that she was enjoying her pounding as well!

So even though my whole reason for coming was Amy this did not ruin my experience. Had 4 great sessions with 3 girls and left a very happy man once again.

I also went to Freudenhaus Hase and Anni Porsche but that is for another thread.

[InsolentSpike]

First of all let me begin by saying thank you to everyone on this forum. I have been reading the reports on here for the last 15 years! After all those years of hoping to find a travel buddy to join me to ease the daunting task of traveling solo I finally decided to just say fuck it and go by myself! I am so glad I did! I come from Southern California so proximity is definitely an issue for me. This post will include different visits to the club on different timelines. I booked a trip to the city of Berlin for a week in Germany. I studied a bit of German during my undergrad years so I have a little knowledge of the basics. This was all fun as I began to use it during my arrival to the city and what not. As I had been planning for years to visit this great club a quite substantial budget was brought along as well.

I ended up going to Artemis 5 days total during the week that I was there. Now that I look back I should have minimized the days of the visits to save on the entry fee and use that money towards more of the girls but hey it was my first time there so it is what it is. I must also add that as a Latino male with a darker complexion this did bring initial worries about discrimination in the country and the club. So glad I was WRONG! I have also read many recent reports about the club going downhill but I am glad to say that for me every encounter with the exception of 1 was very positive for me.

I went each day at 11 when they opened and left at around 5. I know this probably limited my choices but not a fan of crowded areas so that's what I did.

First day Sunday June 10,2018.

I walked in to the club and after paying I saw what looked like a traditional strip club. BEAUTIFUL women walking around but they were NAKED! I must also add that as a darker male I have always had fantasies about having relations with white women with blonde hair and blue or green eyes. So because of this I definitely was picky at first but that quickly became a non factor for me. As I walked into the lounge area where they serve drinks I was immediately overwhelmed by the women inside. All eyes were on me and it was too much to handle so I walked directly to the pool area through the lounge and stayed outside for a few minutes. Once I gathered myself together I went back inside and sat down. I was quickly approached by a Hungarian woman with glasses. She was on the heavier side with glasses so she wasn't my type. I was nice however and told her that I was going to wait a little before making a decision. After several minutes she got a bit upset and eventually walked away. She would later see my around in the club and was clearly not happy about not choosing her LOL. Almost immediately as the Hungarian girl walked away a tall BLONDE girl came to sit down with me. As she fit my criteria mentioned earlier I made the jump immediately and went to a room.

Girl 1 Very tall and thin from Germany but unfortunately forgot her name. She had a onesie that she kept on during the entire encounter which I did not mind at all.

60 as I wanted only basic to break the ice. I was very satisfied as she was very vocal and into it and pretty much let me do whatever I wanted!

Girl 2 Turkish Girl who wears really big high heels. 150 for 1 hour with BBBJ with massage included. I know I overpaid but did not do it again with any other girls but luckily the service was great.

She was very vocal as well and the BBBJ was nothing special but it was there and real! She also allowed me to do anything I wanted so was satisfied as well.

Tuesday June 12,2018. This was the BEST day I have ever had with the exception of one girl.

Girl 1 Amy from Stuttgart. Probably the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my opinion.

Paid my entry and immediately went downstairs to check out the sauna area as the club had literally just opened. Amy was downstairs and a quick "hallo" was exchanged and I continued walking. I quickly realized how stupid this was and ran back to Amy. She was about to walk up the stairs back to the lounge. She could tell that it was love at first sight and asked if I wanted to go with her.

60 for basic. Amy's personality is amazing which made the experience with her that much better. Her covered oral was great her eye contact was amazing. Seeing those blue eyes stare at me while she was sucking on my member were too much for me to handle. She would laugh as each time she would do it I would break eye contract. I could not believe this was real and not a dream. Asked for her to get on top and literally lasted about a minute. As this was the most beautiful girl I was not able to last LOL.

Girl 2 Tall Hungarian woman. Only negative experience. Forgot her name.

60 for basic. This girl was very attractive so when she asked me to go upstairs I quickly agreed. Once she realized I did not want any extras her tone changed. Her oral was very fast and we moved to doggy. I was literally thrusting for about a minute when she pulled away and said I would have to extend the time if I wanted to continue. I did not agree and laughed when she asked for a tip. Paid her basic and sent her away.

Girl 3 Jada from Lebanon.

After my negative experience with the tall Hungarian woman I was approached by Jada. The funny thing is the tall Hungarian woman is a friend of Jada's and when she saw me with Jada she told her something about me in German. Jada asked me what happened and I told her about the situation. Jada said that for some girls time is money to which I agreed.

60 for basic with Jada. Jada was very nice. Covered oral was great and quickly went for doggy. My member was still hard from the previous negative experience so I quickly finished with Jada within about a minute LOL.

Girl 4 Very muscular German woman. Curly blonde hair and did not speak English so had to use my limited German.

60 for basic. I had my eyes on this woman the entire visit and made sure to go with her when she finally approached me. It is funny because although I am in my early 30's I do look still look like a high school student. This woman has to be in her mid 40's if not maybe 50's LOL. As we went upstairs we had everyone staring at us the girls and the mongers LOL. This woman was one of my better sessions. Her covered oral was great and she positioned herself so that I could see her pussy from the mirror. I made sure to grab and squeeze her ass and not once did she complain. We moved to doggy and I made sure to pound her very hard. She took all of it like a champ!

As I was leaving a black haired greek girl asked to go upstairs. I told her the next day as I was very tired and would be coming back.

Wednesday June 13.

I walked in and made it a mission to find Amy. I would not be so lucky as she was constantly going upstairs for long periods of time.

Girl 1 Black Haired Greek Girl. Forgot her name.

She was surprised to see that I followed up on my word to see her and we went upstairs. She offered anal but I explained that this is not something appeals to me.

60 for basic. Her oral was great but she went down licked my balls. This was a new experience for me that I rewarded her with a tip LOL. Soon moved to doggy and she was very vocal and showed pleasure. Pounded her hard and paid her for her services.

Girl 2 Romanian Girl from Bucharest with Bangs. Sits on the stools with a friend at the entrance of the lounge. Forgot her name.

This girl was not really my type but I decided to go with her. 60 for basic. She allowed me to do whatever I wanted.

Girl 3. Skinny blonde from Berlin. Forgot name.

This woman was very beautiful as well. I ranked her almost up there with Amy.

60 for basic. Offered BBBJ to which I said no. As soon as she began her covered oral I regretted my decision. Lots of eye contact just like Amy which made it a great session. Was not able to finish but she gave a handjob to completion.

Thursday June 14 and Friday June 15.

Amy again LOL.

I decided that Amy would be the only girl I would see. I sat down on the stools next to the lounge to make sure that I saw her as she walked in. The Romanian girl and her friend asked me who I was waiting for her and claimed they did not know her. They chatted with me until Amy finally arrived. Amy instantly asked me if I was looking for her the day before to which I said yes but that she was very busy so I couldn't see her.

Thursday and Friday decided to do an hour session each day with Amy. Same great personality and lots of eye contact during the sessions. I informed Amy that I would be leaving the next day and he jokingly said "see you again when?" I told her in November and off I went.

Overall this was a very positive experience for me. All of the girls were great with the exception of the one tall Hungarian woman. I know I made a rookie mistake by going up immediately with the girls but glad it worked out for me.

[AssGuy26]

First time to a FKK, so I might not be as jaded / used to the good old days as some reporters here. I'm also fine with CBJ as I once caught the clap from a BBJ, and while I don't usually turn it down unless a girl looks very unclean, a CBJ doesn't bother me too much.

The cons.

1) Drink price is expensive at 10 e a drink. Granted, they don't skimp on the alcohol, but still. Makes it very expensive if you're reasonably tolerant and want to have a light buzz going throughout 7-8 hours.

2) Lineup is indeed silicone heavy, and generally older girls. For some people that might be fine, but I prefer natural / young, even if it means they don't look like models.

3) I went on a Monday night, and there weren't that many girls. Wish I'd been in Berlin on a Thursday, but wasn't to be. Still a fair amount of guys, definitely more men than women.

4) Food isn't great, but it isn't terrible either.

5) Some of the older, uglier girls can approach you and try to convince you to session them, however a polite but firm no sends them away.

6) For non smokers like me, the bar is smokey. Not the worst thing I've ever experienced, but if you're sensitive it could be an issue, especially as this is where 80% of the girls hang out.

The pros:

1) It really is a magical experience being surrounded by attractive naked woman, knowing you can fuck any of them. Regardless of people saying FKK's are going down hill, I still think it's an experience everyone should try at least once!

2) I sessioned 3 ladies and all of them were fair and gave me exactly what they said they would. One was a GFE for 110 e for 30 minutes, the other two just the standard covered fuck and suck for 60 e. They would chat with me until I asked them for their services, then list them with details.

3) The 3 ladies I did session were all fun, friendly, cute and polite, both out of room and in room. I didn't get any clock watching vibes nor did it feel mechanical. It wasn't the most passionate love making I've ever had, but pretty good for someone I'd only known for 10 minutes. They were all happy to blow me as long as I wanted, and would happily move to any position I wanted.

4) Facilities are great, outdoor pool, indoor pool, jacuzzi, sauna, kino all feel modern and clean. I never got bothered when relaxing in those areas. The rooms themselves are also pretty luxe, and with mirrors so you get some nice visuals.

5) A little thing, but it was easily accessible by public transport, which can save up to 50 e on return cab rides for a tourist like me.

Overall I liked the experience, I probably wouldn't go there more than once a month due to bad VFM if I was a local, but it's definitely got me interested in experiencing other FKK's!

(Sorry I didn't remember any of the names of the girls, but I went with one Ukrainian and two Bulgarians).

[Sirioja]

I agree overall.

Yep, I actually heard Andiamo was good for a while now. For me, Oase has been on a very strong decline in the last years, of course I have some good days if I get lucky with the girls. But overall, it is a downward sloping line with some spikes or good data points. Probability to get. A good room is gradually declining.

Wellcum was bad for me last time, but I still manage to have good days at sharks.

New management at Andiamo, free alcohol on August, even whisky or vodka, so drunk guys at night. Sara asked me to help her: can You stay with me, so the drunk left because she was with me, after I saved her day with our room as she said, 190 € and violent orgasmus. But complicated to get kissing at Andiamo, more than at Wellcum. I find some girls have better behavior at Oase on 2019 . Lack of beauties for me at Sharks, unfortunately. I found prettier at Oase on 2019.

[Danny227]

I would not say all clubs, Oase is improving a bit for girls behavior on 2019, Andiamo Villach was a rather good surprise, but Wellcum became Austrian Sharks: quantity but lack of quality, even I might be very unlucky if I missed Mila for few days. Only 1 girl could have changed from disappointment to pleasure, but so average casting with lack of pretty faces, like at Sharks. Not only Artemis falling, even silicon show Globe is not on top on this Summer, but Freubad north Bern was a really good surprise with a rare pleasure, before room, for love in bed, and even after room, like lovers, she discovering sexuality. Can still find real pleasures even not so often now.

I agree overall.

Yep, I actually heard Andiamo was good for a while now. For me, Oase has been on a very strong decline in the last years, of course I have some good days if I get lucky with the girls. But overall, it is a downward sloping line with some spikes or good data points. Probability to get. A good room is gradually declining.

Wellcum was bad for me last time, but I still manage to have good days at sharks.

[Sirioja]

Reports are not only about girls, they are about overall experience. If people say in such a sweeping majority that Artemis is down from its glory days and sunk into the abyss, then one, it might help people make smart destination decisions (these trips are not cheap and most of us use vacation days) and two it is peoples way to provide a review that expresses there gratitude or disappointment, just like a restaurant.

Also, most people are tourists that don't know girl names or remember them.

Oase days with lists still happen on Oase threads in German language forums. Artemis never had lists of names for the same reason, not many English speaking repeat clients. And not as many German repeat clients as in Oase or its parallels because most German customers refuse to pay the Artemis absence prices.

Will be great to have detailed girl lists for Artemis but the reality is that we never had them and most likely never will.

All clubs are on the decline at the moment, but Artemis is leading the way proudly.

I would not say all clubs, Oase is improving a bit for girls behavior on 2019, Andiamo Villach was a rather good surprise, but Wellcum became Austrian Sharks: quantity but lack of quality, even I might be very unlucky if I missed Mila for few days. Only 1 girl could have changed from disappointment to pleasure, but so average casting with lack of pretty faces, like at Sharks. Not only Artemis falling, even silicon show Globe is not on top on this Summer, but Freubad north Bern was a really good surprise with a rare pleasure, before room, for love in bed, and even after room, like lovers, she discovering sexuality. Can still find real pleasures even not so often now.

[Mr Ho]

I think that you have too much money and free time, no need to go there it is just a tourist trap.

Well, I already bought ticket and hotel room, so I am going buddy, but I will try to make best out of it. I got so much good memories there since year 2009 to 2015.

[Danny227]

Well looking back I think he deserves more of a request to stay than many others! But I did smile at your post at least.

Here is the real issue. With the exception of one brand new poster, I went back 6 pages and I can only find my own reports on visits and girls. The forum is meant to be about information sharing for mutual benefit. Currently, it's not. It's about moaning about how things have declined, or recently one guy taking the trouble to log onto this forum to attack this "dump" of a club and say he'the never return. He didn't reply when I asked what on earth he is doing reading contributions to a forum for a club he will never attend!

So people can express views, hard line views, honest thoughts, comments on shit around the pool, etc but the truth is that almost NOTHING is volunteered in this forum currently which either encourages people to attend the club, or gives them advice on who to session with when they do. Oh for the days in the Oase thread when Syzygies and others posted long lists of girls and rated them. It would really be great to get back to people posting about the girls.

Reports are not only about girls, they are about overall experience. If people say in such a sweeping majority that Artemis is down from its glory days and sunk into the abyss, then one, it might help people make smart destination decisions (these trips are not cheap and most of us use vacation days) and two it is peoples way to provide a review that expresses there gratitude or disappointment, just like a restaurant.

Also, most people are tourists that don't know girl names or remember them.

Oase days with lists still happen on Oase threads in German language forums. Artemis never had lists of names for the same reason, not many English speaking repeat clients. And not as many German repeat clients as in Oase or its parallels because most German customers refuse to pay the Artemis absence prices.

Will be great to have detailed girl lists for Artemis but the reality is that we never had them and most likely never will.

All clubs are on the decline at the moment, but Artemis is leading the way proudly.

[ExpatLover]

I am going to Artemis after 4 years of avoiding Artemis this late summer, so I will let you guys know how it improved back to how it was in early 2010's. Or how they did not change, but got even worst.

All I am asking Artemis is throw in few, just 2 or 3 real beautiful model type stunner German girls like there used to be few of in vast diverse line up of Artemis.

As for facility, for me, I prefer Artemis the most in Germany and Berlin is my favorite city in Germany so, it will be nice to see my old once upon a time favorite club Artemis back on track.

It is always too sad to see good club turned bad like what a waste and spoil of beautiful good thing. It all went odd after polizei raiding Artemis.

I think that you have too much money and free time, no need to go there it is just a tourist trap.

[Mr Ho]

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I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented..

I am going to Artemis after 4 years of avoiding Artemis this late summer, so I will let you guys know how it improved back to how it was in early 2010's. Or how they did not change, but got even worst.

All I am asking Artemis is throw in few, just 2 or 3 real beautiful model type stunner German girls like there used to be few of in vast diverse line up of Artemis.

As for facility, for me, I prefer Artemis the most in Germany and Berlin is my favorite city in Germany so, it will be nice to see my old once upon a time favorite club Artemis back on track.

It is always too sad to see good club turned bad like what a waste and spoil of beautiful good thing. It all went odd after polizei raiding Artemis.

[PayForIt]

No baby, please don't go. We need reliable sources / esteemed senior members.

Well looking back I think he deserves more of a request to stay than many others! But I did smile at your post at least.

Here is the real issue. With the exception of one brand new poster, I went back 6 pages and I can only find my own reports on visits and girls. The forum is meant to be about information sharing for mutual benefit. Currently, it's not. It's about moaning about how things have declined, or recently one guy taking the trouble to log onto this forum to attack this "dump" of a club and say he'the never return. He didn't reply when I asked what on earth he is doing reading contributions to a forum for a club he will never attend!

So people can express views, hard line views, honest thoughts, comments on shit around the pool, etc but the truth is that almost NOTHING is volunteered in this forum currently which either encourages people to attend the club, or gives them advice on who to session with when they do. Oh for the days in the Oase thread when Syzygies and others posted long lists of girls and rated them. It would really be great to get back to people posting about the girls.

[PinballMachine]

Well, every forum has its polizei, and in this one it is Nooky.

But hey nooky, when was your last report of visiting Artemis?

Please feel free to make a visit and then a perfect report of that and telling all staff members of everything that bothers you and then fill out several pages of questionnaires before you head back to home.

Wold be appreciated.

[Danny227]

Sadly over the past couple of years this forum has changed. To be fair, that probably reflects the downturn of the club itself. But what this forum can least afford is for experienced contributors. And in that I include both Ninja and Danny, to jump ship. I therefore ask Ninja to reconsider his decision to leave the forum. His contributions have been very valuable to others.

If a restaurant was once the best in town, but now plods along in 4th place, it doesn't mean the food there became bad or the place should be avoided. Artemis is not as good as it was 5 years ago. That cannot seriously be disputed I don't think by any of us. But it is not awful and a great time can be had there. It just needs more effort than before.

I would say this: I'm not sure it was ever without silicones or tattoos! At least when I first visited in 2013 (oh the memory!) those features were present then. But not as much as now and there were indeed younger girls as Mr Ho often has commented..

Zimmerbaby, you are just too funny, thanks.

Now, nobody is jumping from any ships and no need to be melodramatic. One of the most fun and interesting features of healthy communication is the freedom of expression. The influx of many converging opinions. People can say what they want.

I am one that is know to express a strong opinion or disagree, but there is a long way to allow, disallowing, forbidding, etc' is going to far. Lets put things in perspective, we all want to fuck, we all want to get good service and we all have an opinion after we do that. How about we keep it light and let people fuck, enjoy, eat, shit and freely express their opinions. It is only pussy. Have fun guys.

[ZimmerBaby]

And Ninja has right to say there are other, better ways to deal with this. Not "rules" but different view based on facts. This thread has become 90% complaining vs reviews to help people, such as PayforIt's some weeks back. Best would be to start new thread "Why I hate Artemis" and then you all can just go crazy. But Danny, Ninja thank you because you help make decision to quit forum easy. Just completely fed up with how silly and useless this thread has become, just full of pointless anger and frustration, and waste of time to read. So as you need always to have last word, you have it. Done, ciao, syonara.

No baby, please don't go. We need reliable sources / esteemed senior members. You are mucho importante organ donor for p4p in Berlin in general. Just calm down, listen to this "Tribute to Nooky". Imagine I hold you, stare in your eyes and sing this for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHcYjA3lWQ

Can you imagine the beautiful scene where I play this Spanish guitar for you while wearing the white Artemis robe? Yes baby, please stay.