Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Nyezhov]

Don't take all the negativity on this board too seriously. There are 500+ massage places along Sukhumvit Rd and 10,000+ young ladies willing to take your cash for a little of their time. You can find whatever you want from those numbers and that is just in 1 area. There are several other areas as well. You just need to put the work in and use a systematic approach to sift the chaff from the rice so to speak. Quality by quantity!

For example I personally segment each area of Suk Road into scouting laps, about 4 laps in total for this area. Each lap takes about 2 hours and is more of an exploratory run, sure if I see a no brainer cutie I will hit it, but if I can get say 5 leads then It is more than worth it too. I tend to go Monday to Wednesday starting at 7 pm and aim to end at 9 pm. On the weekend Fri. Sun Bangkok is very busy and I tend to find the A Team is usually booked, the be team is never that great. The be team is what you will see all day, every day but the A team is definitely there you just have to look..

Congrats dude, an informative post for newbies without lectures on pussy size, what girls like and don't like, how wonderful it was when you had 3 girlfriends who would DFK you, the names of every mamasan you ever know, the definition of a stunner and all the rest of the BS that has been clogging up this board.

Just what this place needs. Facts. And has someone here long term, thanks for the info on Soi 26. Time for some Hajijmashita, watashi wa yezhov des. Never been down that street as I can recall unless on a Motosais.

[Roaming Viking]

Hi, I am worried about the news from SW. Anyone been lately? I go whenever I am I town and always enjoy full service. What has changed if anything after the recent alarm about STDs? I sometimes stay on the premises but just as often take my guest back to my hotel for a better and less rushed experience.

Thanks.

[Franciscass]

Don't take all the negativity on this board too seriously. There are 500+ massage places along Sukhumvit Rd and 10,000+ young ladies willing to take your cash for a little of their time. You can find whatever you want from those numbers and that is just in 1 area. There are several other areas as well. You just need to put the work in and use a systematic approach to sift the chaff from the rice so to speak. Quality by quantity!

For example I personally segment each area of Suk Road into scouting laps, about 4 laps in total for this area. Each lap takes about 2 hours and is more of an exploratory run, sure if I see a no brainer cutie I will hit it, but if I can get say 5 leads then It is more than worth it too. I tend to go Monday to Wednesday starting at 7 pm and aim to end at 9 pm. On the weekend Fri. Sun Bangkok is very busy and I tend to find the A Team is usually booked, the be team is never that great. The be team is what you will see all day, every day but the A team is definitely there you just have to look.

One of my laps is Soi 22/26. I start at Soi 22 and when I get to the first sub soi off to the left I slowly walk down it both sides. All the girls will come out and try and grab you, just walk slowly taking in the surrounding and scout what is there. I then go back to soi 22 and off to the bar area to the right hand side. It is a bit sad these days but there are lots of ladies there at it only takes 1. I then continue back over to the left side and explore each little sub soi 1 by 1. There is probably a dozen or more places down each sub soi until the action stops about 3 sub sois past the huge Marriot hotel. Probably took me about 30 minutes to explore 8 sub sois but I saw 200 women.

If you find a standout you would grab it. However sometimes you see a cutie that is not available so get her name or you ask the Mamasan "any young 20 to 25 year olds with No Babies" available / not here and get some names for further follow up next time you do your lap.

I will then head over to soi 24. I will thoroughly explore the first sub soi on the left because there are a ton of girls, probably 200 + just in that first sub soi. I avoid addict and the place next door operated by the French dude, service is usually not great and twice the cost. There are 2 or 3 places which are very good in that area, just depends what you want...

What a wonderfully positive informative entertaining well written enjoyable read.

[Bubba Boy]

Don't take all the negativity on this board too seriously. There are 500+ massage places along Sukhumvit Rd and 10,000+ young ladies willing to take your cash for a little of their time. You can find whatever you want from those numbers and that is just in 1 area. There are several other areas as well. You just need to put the work in and use a systematic approach to sift the chaff from the rice so to speak. Quality by quantity!

For example I personally segment each area of Suk Road into scouting laps, about 4 laps in total for this area. Each lap takes about 2 hours and is more of an exploratory run, sure if I see a no brainer cutie I will hit it, but if I can get say 5 leads then It is more than worth it too. I tend to go Monday to Wednesday starting at 7 pm and aim to end at 9 pm. On the weekend Fri. Sun Bangkok is very busy and I tend to find the A Team is usually booked, the be team is never that great. The be team is what you will see all day, every day but the A team is definitely there you just have to look.

One of my laps is Soi 22/26. I start at Soi 22 and when I get to the first sub soi off to the left I slowly walk down it both sides. All the girls will come out and try and grab you, just walk slowly taking in the surrounding and scout what is there. I then go back to soi 22 and off to the bar area to the right hand side. It is a bit sad these days but there are lots of ladies there at it only takes 1. I then continue back over to the left side and explore each little sub soi 1 by 1. There is probably a dozen or more places down each sub soi until the action stops about 3 sub sois past the huge Marriot hotel. Probably took me about 30 minutes to explore 8 sub sois but I saw 200 women.

If you find a standout you would grab it. However sometimes you see a cutie that is not available so get her name or you ask the Mamasan "any young 20 to 25 year olds with No Babies" available / not here and get some names for further follow up next time you do your lap.

I will then head over to soi 24. I will thoroughly explore the first sub soi on the left because there are a ton of girls, probably 200 + just in that first sub soi. I avoid addict and the place next door operated by the French dude, service is usually not great and twice the cost. There are 2 or 3 places which are very good in that area, just depends what you want.

Then it is on to 24/1. As you turn into it from Phrom Phong BTS there are 10 or so places all lined up on the right. I hug the right hand side and walk very slowly scanning what is there. These places are like icebergs, only a fraction is outside, there are often many more ladies inside. The tip of the iceberg girls out front will say "massage massage" to you but they are all full service with little massaging going on. I just walk slowly and scan nook and cranny. You quite often spot a hottie in the back ground that is sitting down, coming out of or going into a booking. If she isn't available you can just ask for her name for next time. My current favourite place in Bangkok is in 24/1 - be & be. When you walk past there are maybe 6 ladies out the front but when you go in they come from everywhere. Can be 20/30 women. 2000 be for 60 minutes, 2500 be for 90 minutes. There are 3 very hot young baby free ladies there right now, they are usually booked but if you go in the quieter times Monday to Thursday you might see them available.

Then I continue through 24/1 into 26. You can go to the left and there are aa few places both side but I usually head down into the predominantly Japanese street which is 26/1. Premier101 massage (photos on their site) is located there and is a current fav as well. Premier probably has 100 ladies on their books, maybe 20 working at any time. As you go in you look at the book which lists what they do IE BBBJ, Etc and they have a sticker on them to show if in a booking or not. You can get the full line up or just see a few that you pick out of the book. I usually go through the book, ask the mamasan if they have babies or not and then go from there. They know me so even show me other ladies photos working other days that may suit. Like any Japanese orientated place it is very "clicky" in that some of the girls have a lot of regulars and are always booked. I have seen Japanese guys delivering some hottie back to the club on their scooter, all laughing etc. Something about a lady in street clothes coming back to the club always looks hotter but I digress.

There are a few Japanese only clubs in 26/1 which will completely ignore any non Japanese. I actually did manage to nab a very cute girl from one of these clubs after I wore her down over a few months. I tend to visit premier Monday to Wednesday when there is a better chance of a hottie being available if my regulars aren't. This 1 girl with the most beautiful Chinese like face used to sit outside a particular club as I was leaving Premier at say 9 pm. I smiled at her a few times, but she would always ignore me. It got to the point where her friends would always joke and laugh "here comes your husband" when I pass. When I did stop and chat with them she would always say "no, cannot". When it got to the stage where she would laugh too I pulled out some cash, probably twice what she would normally get and said "lets go" and she finally did. The extra cash was more about her "saving face" for going with a white euro boy than the actual sum. Anyway, we had a bit of fun and she was eager to give me her line "call me, but here cannot" but this is Bangkok and there is always better around for away less than the amount I gave her. Now they all just sit on their phones as I walk by, but it was so worth it.

Anyway, this is just 1 of my laps I do on a regular basis. You can literally find a dozen good compact routes to scout out women. Adding to this there are heaps of contacts you can make via mobile apps, again just need a good system to sift through it all. I call this the "quality by quantity theory". If you see / message enough women, it just takes 1 to rock your boat. I do maybe 1 lap per week now and spend maybe 2 hours on my mobile per week and have a constant solid list of regulars which fit my criteria. Young (20 to 25), fit bodies, no baby damage, cute faces and tend to be perverted.

You always hear the older guys saying it is not as good as the old days. Yes in the old days you could sit in a very concentrated bar area and there would be an endless albeit narrow supply of ladies straight from the farms willing to do a lot of perverted shit for very little money. However Bangkok is a much larger more sophisticated city than it once was but salaries are still very low for young workers. So if you build a system to scan through the tens of 1000's of available young cuties and use your western purchasing power you can have a world of fun for very little money.

[AmPervert]

Touche! LOL I use the new Som's Haven instead.

Well, there used to be no need to when you could go out and get laid for 500-1 k baht. At that price, which was 12.50 - 25 usd at the time, you didn't worry much about performance or wasting money on a bad session. Paying 4 plus times as much today, for the same thing or less mind you, one definitely does think about it and many times a wank is a better option.

[SexInStl]

Back in town next week, and from the sound of things -.

I guess I'll have to walk through soi 24, hope I see someone outside in the light that looks attractive (I like younger, spinners. I know, good luck, right?

Or venture inside and hope for an attraction that will lead to PSE, instead of a for sure.

I'm old. I don't need multiple pops, or A+ - just some raw lightly aggressive fucking.

I only go to some of these MS in the hopes of PSE, but it sounds like the weights are up and the service is down really bad. ANY recommendations?

And I've never tried the big places, like Poseidon. Is it worth it? I mean, I can get $200 super hot Asians right here in the US, every day of the week (East coast DC area) and it's not PSE (no BBFS), but the girls are VERY attentive.

[Goatscrot]

You wanked in Thailand?

Well, there used to be no need to when you could go out and get laid for 500-1 k baht. At that price, which was 12.50 - 25 usd at the time, you didn't worry much about performance or wasting money on a bad session. Paying 4 plus times as much today, for the same thing or less mind you, one definitely does think about it and many times a wank is a better option.

[Syzygies]

Everyone has their opinion I guess. I went into Doki with a friend and he said no thanks and walked out, none of the girls were up to his standard. Funny as I just fucked a real pig over at Snow White a day earlier.

The point about so many MPs is they may have a nice looking girl or two, but not many have several Hot girls. So one can easily have the bad luck to enter when the line up is quite shitty. The better girls can easily be busy. Timing can be critical, as is personal taste. Some guys will fuck anything. Others want a dream girl, given we are paying good money.

Yeh when I went in Doki Doki, the girls looked, plain, older, not very slim, very ordinary. Not doable for me. Same for my last few visits to Snow White and Tulip. Its hard to get the energy, to keep going back. Sad as it may seem, can be better off with a wank than a really uninspiring girl. Maybe can give Doki Doki another try or two if I am not too far away.

Even a club like Addict with a big line up, not many girls were to my taste and I only ever repeated one girl from there. At Club 102 I did not repeat any girls, and even on occasion could not find a girl in about 12 to 15 that appealed. Still I am very fussy about fake looks.

Went into Dozo once (Soi 33). Yes they have some hot girls but only 3 or 4 were available to me (being Farang), and were not the ones I would choose.

Saw a girl sitting outside Orient and she was too naturally pretty to ignore (and slim). Doesn't work there any more but I aim to keep doing her privately. First session was so so but she got better and better (seems to be into fucking old Farangs).

I still like to go past MPS where girls are sitting outside in good lighting, and pic out a stunner (or semi stunner) that just can't be ignored that way. I would say I found well over 50% of my recent MP girls that way, and several got repeated. The times I have selected a girl inside have got quite rare. Did pick out an enthusiastic skinny brown girl in Dream Heaven, cute enough and showing off hot ass under the mini skirt, not that long back. Not really looking for porn stars in my case.

I overall prefer to choose a naked bargirl with a perfect body (and great face) but they are rather expensive these days.

I also seem to do well with girls that have no English or very little yet still like Farangs. Usually these girls are low on business due to lack of communication skills, so they may well try harder to please because they need the repeat business badly.

Most of my girls have had a baby too. I don't mind as long as damage is not so obvious. 19 YOs with fabulous heavy tits but no baby work for me too, as long as still slim and not scared of dick. Where do you find these types in an MP. Very hard but odd one exists usually for a very short time.

Is it weird that I prefer to do my regular girls rather than being forced to take the punt with a new average looker? At least I know what I am getting, and no fears of a carp session. Others want to keep changing girls all the time, but I don't quite get it. I would rather have known superior girls. It is better for my relaxation and enjoyment. I prefer to try new girls only when she is just too hot to be ignored.

[Bouvis]

I still had a nice wank this week and I've got enough money left over to make it to next pay.

You wanked in Thailand?

[Rick Rock]

I've never understood the point of fucking a "fat and ugly with a big nasty stretch marked gut and saggy little tits" woman to "bust a nut". How about rubbing one out, saving yourself money and regret, until you find one that merits paying to fuck?.

I don't understand people who eat insects, but some do. Who cares? Not me.

If I waited to find a beautiful fit girl without baby damage who does PSE in Bangkok in 2019 I might need to spend a few decades in town.

I wanted to see what was up at Snow White so I went in. The throating was good at least. Don't worry, I still had a nice wank this week and I've got enough money left over to make it to next pay.

[Rick Rock]

Places like doki doki have good looking girls too with GFE and sometimes PSE service but I don't think any do A.

Everyone has their opinion I guess. I went into Doki with a friend and he said no thanks and walked out, none of the girls were up to his standard. Funny as I just fucked a real pig over at Snow White a day earlier.

Much closer than Germany and cheaper than Japan you have places like Macau, Vietnam, Philippines.

Closer to who / what?

Macau is very expensive these days. Certainly more than Japan. Also quality is WAY down. Struggled to find even Vietnamese sauna ladies without baby damage on my last trip to the saunas. Tokyo soaplands with pretty good looking baby-free ladies are as low as $180. It's $50 in Germany though, unbeaten in the world as far as I have seen in terms of total beauty, quality, service versus price.

Please do fill us in on the places with beautiful fit baby-free PSE providers in Vietnam and Philippines. Vietnam is limited for FS and usual service is starfish if they're attractive. Philippines might be the only country in Asia with fatter and more stretched out hookers than Thailand.

[Franciscass]

What I mean by customer service? I mean from the point you enter the massage shop (legit massage shop), how you are welcomed? They give you a beer or drink? The process of selection, the ladies attitude smile? Body language? (not fakers). During massage lady rushes you for especial service? Or takes her time to find your erotic spots to make you hard? (I don't think anyone likes to be rushed to sex). Then lets you choose if you want sex or not.

I went into the massage shop and was welcomed with a sweet smile by the receptionist. I was given a cold cloth to wipe away the effects of a hot humid day and offered a choice of beers. As I sipped my Chang a lineup of beautiful smiling ladies displaying real genuine attitudes was presented. In the room there was no rushing, she took her time as she expertly explored my body to find my erotic spots. I had never felt so horny and my dick grew to a full 8 inches. She whispered in my ear would you like to fuck me or not. Then just as I was about to tell her there was nothing in the world I would like more I woke up.

[BrookeMad]

As we weren't even 15 minutes into the session, she offered a 2nd shot but since I already visited Akane earlier I knew I wouldn't make it.

7th heaven website seems to have recently put up a notice stating that it is strictly a 1 shot service, with no guarantee of a second shot no matter how early you come. Judging by your post, it's probably not changed the service the girls offer (Dew seems to have offered you a second shot) but I wonder. Would you have felt short changed if she hadn't offered you the extra shot?

https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/post/our-services-attention

Edit: ignore, I see this was discussed further down in the forum and is probably aimed at to be aimed at customers who get a full service and then demand a refund. Still curious whether folks would feel short-changed if you came in 10mins and they didn’t offer the second shot.

[Syzygies]

Fellow mongers,

I will be stopping by BKK next week for a short business trip. I plan to visit that Dharin shop with the amateur video lady to see if she is still there, anybody wants to join? Just asking.

I read some reviews and looks like the massage customer service has gone down, can you guys point out to a massage spot that offers great customer service? I'm not referring to the shops dedicated for sex but more to shops with legit massage that lead to sex if you wanted to.

What I mean by customer service? I mean from the point you enter the massage shop (legit massage shop), how you are welcomed? They give you a beer or drink? The process of selection, the ladies attitude smile? Body language? (not fakers). During massage lady rushes you for especial service? Or takes her time to find your erotic spots to make you hard? (I don't think anyone likes to be rushed to sex). Then lets you choose if you want sex or not. And finally the point of closure, shower? Payment? Good byes come again?

Stay safe.

It reads like you are one of the most difficult customers ever. I don't know about optional sex places, but any sex shops will be happy to charge up front for everything and if you don't fuck, you waste your money.

Most of us are not too concerned at all about the sex starting immediately, so you maybe misread the general views.

Personally I don't give a shit if not welcomed that well, the decor, etc. , as long as I hit it off with the girl, the rest hardly matters. Only needs one girl in the place that I like to make me visit her.

There has always been significant publicity about "rub and tug" joints, perhaps not so much recently, but completely optional sex joints are not common I think, unless they are officially totally legit, but some girls fucking on the sly. In most places (not totally legit for massage only) if you don't take sex and don't pay for it, you will be wasting the girl's time and energy and she is likely to be not happy.

Percentage of girls are happy to fuck and also happy to give full extended massage services cheaply? I would have thought not many unless they are rather desperate and hence low quality.

[Aron001]

Fellow mongers,

I will be stopping by BKK next week for a short business trip. I plan to visit that Dharin shop with the amateur video lady to see if she is still there, anybody wants to join? Just asking.

I read some reviews and looks like the massage customer service has gone down, can you guys point out to a massage spot that offers great customer service? I'm not referring to the shops dedicated for sex but more to shops with legit massage that lead to sex if you wanted to.

What I mean by customer service? I mean from the point you enter the massage shop (legit massage shop), how you are welcomed? They give you a beer or drink? The process of selection, the ladies attitude smile? Body language? (not fakers). During massage lady rushes you for especial service? Or takes her time to find your erotic spots to make you hard? (I don't think anyone likes to be rushed to sex). Then lets you choose if you want sex or not. And finally the point of closure, shower? Payment? Good byes come again?

Stay safe.