Warsaw

[DrGut]

Hi guys,

Planning to trip to Warsaw with 4 of my guy friends for partying and mongering. Good I read this forum. It kinda looks dry? Is that true? Any other cities / countries you can recommend. Kiev, Baku, tel Aviv?

We are basically looking for chilling during the day (some adventure activities, nice lunches) and then partying at night. Then hopefully getting some girls back to our apartment (paid of course) 3-4 of them and then having a small party and banging. Good strip clubs but would be a bonus. We have to finalize in the next week. Your contributions will be vb very helpful. Cheers guys thanks.

[Gargano19]

I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.

Agreed with the views. Poland in my personal opinion is one the worst mongering location in Europe. It's double the effort and half the pleasure.

[CrazyBooz88]

I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.

Thank you.

[Ikar0]

200 zl / h, BBBJ and sex. She wants a surprise charge of +50 zl for CIM, well good luck with that. She can speak English, but during the meeting broke into Polish quite often. But I could understand her more or less, so no problem there.

Not her photos at all, but this is the ad I used: https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...iv/224071.html.

I don't know if she has her own announcement anywhere. There were some weak candidates in the neighborhood on Odloty. It's at a rental apartment for the day on Burakowska behind Arkadia. You have to expect some level of deceit here from what I quickly gathered from local opinions, but those were for higher prices and no idea if there's some agency here or what.

So of course somebody else entirely opens the door, but it's a small sexy blond with fake tits in a bikini and high heels. Face is average-to-pretty. So what the hell, I'll stay and give it a shot, or two. I'm hustled into the bedroom to pay up in advance. It's somewhat dark except for a red light from above, but not too dark. Brothel-esque. I take a shower and I hear another girl greet the next punter at the door.

One quirk is she uses Kleenexes for everything, probably goes through a box a day. She blesses my dick with one before the action proper. So anyway, she asks how we'll start, I guess rhetorically.

I unhook her bra and feel a handful of packed silicone. Bless the surgeon. Firm ass to boot. BBBJ with her kneeling by the bed. She knows her way around, although that way is mostly only straight up and down. Lip and tongue support, a cushion like I haven't felt in a long time, silky blonde hair but the eyebrows don't match. Deep but not deep throat, and she doesn't go into the forest. We move to the bed and continue on. I confirm at this point whether two goes are possible and strap her into the 69 position.

CIM like in the ad, but here's the catch. She immediately stops and spits, claiming CIM costs 50 zl more. Really, like really, this is Warsaw right? Long spiel in Polish about how not for that price. I was thinking no way just for that, and isn't it a little late to expect to collect now? Anyway, nothing came of it and she proposed I hop in the shower and get ready for round two.

I'm back and she sucks life back into me at lightning speed. We start with missionary, she's moaning and it feels good. But doggy style requires another jolt from the lips, since it was brought back to life all too soon. But back at doggy soon enough and this time it's a success. But damn is she tight, you can feel it even inside of her. I ask for more gel just to be on the safe side. I try cowgirl with her, but she leans forward and is way too short, so it keeps popping out. So back to doggy, and get it done. I see the clock, 40 minutes with hardly any downtime. Not too shabby.

And as tradition around these here parts, the numbers:

Arrangement: 10/10 - No problem on two phone calls. I can't complain about the meeting itself.

Place: 7/10 - There's another WG here. The atmosphere is like a cheap brothel, but OK. Maybe they ought to hang up a price list though.

WG: 7.5/10 - Short blonde, fake tits, firm ass. Face pretty-to-average. Age might be true. She's not a sex bomb, but sexy. There are creams in Russian or Ukrainian in the bathroom. She says she's Polish, but I didn't ask about her friend. Don't know, don't care.

BBBJ: 10/10 - She knows how to work a dick like nobody's business, so I'll overlook that BS about CIM.

Sex: 7/10 - She moans, she's tight, it's all good.

[MadKapa]

So, if you are looking for a quick stress release, Veronika near Central Station is close-by enough that you can have a quick fuck and board your train in time.

Not expensive, and not terrible either. Worth checking out if you are in the area and need a quick fix.

https://www.roksa.pl/en/advertisements/show/356021

[Ikar0]

https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ar/223713.html

300 zl / h, but my visit lasted only about 40 minutes before I was out the door. It might last longer for you if you take your first shot during oral when she mentions it near the beginning of the meeting. I think you should be able to easily make an appointment in English or use SMS.

A lot of makeup on the face, pink lips, inflated but not too much. Tall, thin and leggy, nice T&A. She wore heels, stockings and erotic red lingerie. While you'll probably only find her filmography consisting of a few second videos on Odloty, she's the type I could see making it in some euro porn schlock.

BBBJ kneeling down or in other positions if you ask, but she's a little fussy and does it without much pizzazz. Sex is somewhat the same unfortunately, and she's a bit of a log in bed. Although at least she does rub her breasts and keeps eye contact the whole time.

If nothing else, the view is bucket-list worthy.

She speaks some English, but isn't comfortable speaking it all in person. So I'm actually not totally sure now if I spoke with her or somebody else on the phone. I mostly spoke in Polish right up until near the end when she switched to English herself, fluently enough, but then we went back to Polish.

[Ikar0]

Hi everyone.

I will be travelling to Poland this month end. Would like to know about the casual and pick up scenes, strip clubs.

Few sites were also mentioning about swingers club. However unable to make out the authenticity of some escort sites.

Please guide.

I recently wrote my take on the strip clubs here:

I'd first break the Warsaw strip clubs into two broad categories: the strip clubs on the level and the scam clubs.

Quoted my post since it doesn't parse the link after the hash.

I don't know about swinger clubs, and there's no shortage of music clubs in Warsaw.

As for escort sites, generally just use Odloty in Warsaw, and Roksa in almost every other city in Poland. Both sites equally full of scams a well as the real deal. At least check the phone number and try to find some local opinions here or elsewhere before potentially wasting your time and money. Normal price is about 200 - 300 zl per hour, 400 max. Extras like +100 zl are usually only for things like anal. More and you're just paying a premium for branding.

[CrazyBooz88]

Hi everyone.

I will be travelling to Poland this month end. Would like to know about the casual and pick up scenes, strip clubs.

Few sites were also mentioning about swingers club. However unable to make out the authenticity of some escort sites.

Please guide.

[Tedesco]

Or do you know girls with whom I can have a threesome?

I know Maja (https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ja/207041.html) since three years and visited her 4-5 times when being in Warsaw. Always great service and friendly attitude. No rush, two shots.

Last time she also mentioned the possibility to have a threesome together with her colleague in the apartment. I always resigned prefering one-on-one dates and thus I don't know her colleague. Ask her (simple English to use) on the phone. She only offers apartment service in Okopowa 56 street.

[Viktor33]

Hi everyone,

I am visiting Warsaw in mid-September and that will be my first experience. I heard friends talking about www.odloty.pl. Please, can you advise me any girls that I can book outcall? Do you advise me outcall or incall? Which one is better?

Can you also advise me of a nice girl? Good looking?

Or do you know girls with whom I can have a threesome?

Thank you for your inputs.

[Cappy]

First of all, I would like to express thanks to all the posters in this forum (in particular Ikar0) for the accurate and up-to-date information of the Warsaw scent.

Recently, I had occasion to visit Magia Dotyku and Lena, a late 20's (early 30's) attendant and experienced her B2 be oily massage. Our session was somewhat mechanical at the beginning, but by the time I turned over we both had warmed up sufficiently that both movement and communication flowed easily.

While I must use the standard refrain YMMV, Lena was comfortable accommodating everything I requested. Discretion prevents me from revealing all the details of the meeting, the encounter with Lena was borderline GFE IMHO. I would repeat and recommend her services for local and visiting punters.

The rate was the standard 200 Pln as shown on the website and there was no attempt to upsell. My understanding is that Lena works weekends only.

Best wishes and play safe.

Cap.

[Ikar0]

One from the archives. Another pretty twenty-something fake-blonde from Ukraine. Look and decide for yourself. Unlike all the other marketing nonsense in the announcement, her photos are spot on and not retouched in any way that I can think of: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...18/224166.html.

But first I'll warn you and say you might not want to visit this apartment-brothel at the moment. I've gone plenty of times in the somewhat recent past at its various locations over the years, but it might be having some issues currently, both from within and without. I read about a red stain in the carpet outside the door, but it's not the type of place where you should have to worry about that kind of thing. My suspicion is it was connected to some new WGs recent family trouble I also read about, where they found out about where she works. It doesn't seem like anything came of it, though.

The issues shouldn't concern Marina directly. If you go anyway, I don't think anything bad will happen other than you might get an unfolded towel from the heap on the washing machine, but it never used to be that way. Maybe the shower gels and sink will be in some disarray too, I don't know for sure. Just bad signs of the way things are currently being managed there.

That and it's an apartment-brothel in the sense that it gets heavy enough foot traffic from clients with reservations, reservations which apparently may or may not always be respected. But I haven't ever really had much of an issue so far, or maybe I've just been lucky with the time of day I've been going at. It was true that lately they can be a tad slow to open the door, leaving you awkwardly standing in the hallway sometimes. I'm not sure what was up with that. It's awkward, but people mind their own business.

Anyway, where was I, now that the giant disclaimer is over? Oh yeah, Obciagara Marina AKA Marysia. Part of the whole "obciagara" franchise. In English maybe "blowjob queen Marina"? That could be too high praise for the services, but I don't know how you'd translate it without being purely derogatory instead of giving the intended sexual meaning. Anyway, it doesn't matter. There are just some important key areas where the Polish language truly shines.

She doesn't speak any English that I know of either. She can speak Polish well enough. If you call, then you might reach somebody who does, but no guarantee. In the past the lead WG there would often answer the phone, but it seems like a free-for-all now. Almost nobody there ever answers text messages.

She's good for releasing the proverbial pressure, and damn me if I didn't like to keep coming back to her. The last time I saw her now was maybe a couple of months ago, but I don't expect anything to have significantly changed here. Her range of services were always rather weak and her blowjob was always rather shallow. But she'll do it kneeling down or in other sexy positions. You can have fun if you use your imagination. She's also persistent to give her due credit.

Anyway, here's what you can really do last time I was with her: BBBJ, COB, definitely no CIM as she'll remind you, and sex. She doesn't do DATY anymore. You can go for just a quick blowjob for 100 zl, or for an hour with sex included for 200 zl. The 200 zl option has always gotten me two shots, one from oral then sex. Her persistence at continued oral afterwards has always helped make sure of that. You just need to tear her away from browsing Instagram when you think you might have recovered.

She's pretty tight and doesn't get tired in the cowgirl position. By far the best one with her for me.

I only hope this brothel gets or got its act back together, since it's a shame I can't recommend her without major reservation right now.

[Ikar0]

The current announcement says Selena, but names are fungible. AKA Dyskretna Marika or rather Discreet Marika if you will.

https://www.odloty.pl/en/announcemen...na/224504.html

She's a cute twenty-something with a passion for giving head. Short even in heels. I'd say the current pictures are probably hers, all the other ones in the past have definitely been when she had longer hair. But I'm not sure what's going on with the tan there.

I've seen her twice now in actually three trips to this apartment brothel. There used to be an announcement for a duet, but that didn't exactly work out as planned. I'm actually not sure if she speaks English, maybe numbers, maybe more. But she speaks Polish rather quickly and her ad says she doesn't respond to text messages. I saw that she uses a small burner phone, as is common in this business, so I can kind of see why.

It's in an older apartment block, and inside it's almost like a time capsule from the 30's. It has its charm. Older furniture and classical paintings on the walls, shelves of literature. I asked once, and it all came with the apartment apparently. I assume the picture of big cherry lips is theirs. There are at least two bedrooms here. You can hear a female colleague, and maybe a male one as well somewhere. Nothing to get bothered about in any case. Only the sliding shower door needs fixing to properly get back onto its track.

One go will cost you 200 zl for a BBBJ and sex. If you can last that long that is. With her mouth alone she makes it difficult, and it'll cost another 100 zl if you want to try going for round two in the hour. Highway robbery by Warsaw standards, but from what I've read elsewhere she won't kick you straight out the door afterwards either if you don't opt for it. And some WGs don't even give you the option.

Consider it a challenge or just go with the flow. Personally, I've paid the extra 100 zl each time with her. The first time it wasn't especially worth it, but the second time around I feel like I definitely got my money's worth. So much so that I did the unthinkable and even left her a tip. Well, not the unthinkable, but I just don't want to get lynched for admitting it. It might not go as well for you if you have nothing special in mind.

The finals listed in her announcement were all possible. But I haven't tested everything in the announcement's details, like if DFK or DATY is available. DFK is unlikely at this price. Body kisses were in abundance, though. Deep throat, apparently not, but in Polish it just says "deep". Keep in mind the services' text and translation is fixed by the announcement portal Odloty itself.

[Ikar0]

So some photos of a new blonde masseuse in a pink playboy bikini caught my eye. What's more is she looked super buff with huge breasts. While it was too hard to tell what's going on exactly in one of the darker photos, the rest seemed on the money.

Her photos just disappeared yet again while writing this report, but here's a link to the salon's announcement in hope they return and stay that way: https://odloty.pl/en/announcements/w...ip/191561.html.

I call to make an appointment with the virtual receptionist in the early evening, and as luck would have it, Pamela's still available. You can always change your mind later, but they always ask if you want the table massage or body-to-body for a higher price. I figure I'll risk it and go for the body-to-body massage. The receptionist speaks English well, but I always get the impression that she just had to field twenty questions from the previous caller. Not unusual for customer service around these parts, and I don't let it put me off.

So I arrive and get buzzed into the building. The apartment door opens and I'm not disappointed. It's the usual half-darkness, but I'm greeted by a sizable blonde wearing a light blue button down shirt with a full rack about to pop out of it. It doesn't do a good job of covering her behind either. Not the usual boring uniform this time. Maybe a few more years than the declared 20, enhanced lips and some makeup on a face that's maybe otherwise somewhat average, but it all comes together to do the trick. I'm starting to get hard already.

I'm ushered into the massage room. There are two of them and this one is quite spacious compared to the other one. The conversation goes easier in Polish, but she can speak some English.

The room has its own shower cabin and I quickly refresh myself. She's already stripped down to a black two-piece thong, and the massage on the mat gets underway with me on my front. The first thing I notice is it's rather hot in the room. It's been a bit of a scorcher, and there's a fan on a pedestal blowing. This would be good for the table massage, but what the room really needs right now is some fan on the floor. So I'm sweating it out, but there's no point worrying about it too much. I just pretend I'm in a sauna. At least I'm not the one exerting myself here.

Some songs fly by and she's mostly just massaged my leg and finally the other one. It's missing a practiced touch but I suppose this is all new to her. Eventually the massage reaches my back and digs into my neck a bit. Feels good there, but so far it's lacking any body-to-body elements or hooking around the thighs, buttocks, or other erogenous zones. It's relaxing enough, though. And the massage is usually all a pretense for me anyway.

I finally get the signal to flip over on my back.

She strips the rest of the way. Her large breasts feel firm and natural enough to me, spilling into my hand. But of course they're just the happy result of technological progress. She gets on top of me and I try to have a little Spanish sex between them before she turns around and faces the other way to massage my thighs and legs some more. I ask and can gently rub her clit. My dick is looming close, but it's never in any real danger.

Unfortunately this whole erotic part doesn't last too long, since there's not too much time left. She asks how I'd like to finish. Well, I already know she was keen enough about giving a blowjob when we were first discussing business. It's an extra 50 zl charge for a BBBJ at this salon, although a CBJ should be included in the price. She tells me not to finish in her mouth, but no problem on her body.

In any case, she starts on the BBBJ but I feel like this has all been in a bit too much of a rush, so I want to extend the erotic fun just a wee bit first. I ask if I can stand up. No problem, but she thinks I'm asking if I can sit in a nearby comfy chair. Hey, an even better idea! I grab a towel and drape it over top.

But not even yet. I ask for a quick striptease, conveniently "striptiz" in Polish. Sure, it's maybe a little tricky when you're already completely naked, but no problem. I'm standing, holding her at the waist as she turns around. Nice. I get to really see and caress her figure properly for the first time. She's definitely buff like the photos, but also has a very sensual physique not unlike a lot of pole dancers I've seen. She's not bulging with muscles, but I wouldn't want to see who'd win in an arm wrestle.

So I eventually plunk down into the chair, and her lips follow. Pleasant and I know I'm not going to last long. I delay the inevitable as I get her to lick the surrounding area a little before getting back at it.

I pull out, stand up again and finish on her breasts. Between her breasts. She doesn't squeeze them together, instead letting it go everywhere. It's at this point I realize I should have asked for a little more light in the room, the usual half-darkness a little darker than usual. But from the aftermath it was surely a week's worth pent up.

I shower off again and depart. The boulevard on the Vistula river some kilometers away has a nice cool breeze and some nightlife going on for it this time of the evening.

Total damage is 300 zl: 250 for the body-to-body massage and 50 zl for the BBBJ. It wasn't exactly worth every zloty, but for me it's a unique experience, so I'm happy nevertheless.

So for those who like numbers:

Arrangement: 10/10 - Easy. I've come here often.

Salon: 7/10 - Deduct one point for the heat.

Masseuse: 8/10 - Sexy and buff with cosmetic enhancements.

Massage: 5/10 - There's time to learn.

BBBJ and eroticism: 8/10 - I only wish there was more light.

On a side note, I don't want to shill. This salon might not have the best track record for completely unpolished photos, but I've found they've often given me a good idea of what to expect more often than not. Or maybe I'm used to not letting my imagination get carried away.

That and I get a cheap thrill out of the game of roulette as long as it's not all double zero.

[Ikar0]

However it seems interesting to know in which way there is a possibility for ladies to delete negative statements from a board.

It's worth noting they don't get to pick and choose which opinions to keep. It's all or nothing. If they want their so-called file deleted, then the entire topic vanishes. Users, ladies included, can always report opinions they believe to be inaccurate, although often it can be a "he said, she said".