FKK FAQ

[NZSmith]

Hey all,

About to embark on my first FKK visit. I land in FRA on Monday and have 2 nights before moving on to Zurich. From a few hours of reading, it seems like my preferences of.

1) A big lineup (at least a dozen, hopefully 20+).

2) Good chance of getting 50 Euros for 30 minutes, including BBBJ and hopefully some kissing without annoying upsells.

3) Reasonably easy to get to from Frankfurt.

4) Relaxed atmosphere.

My best bets are Oase and Sharks. My questions are:

1) An alternative I'm considering is about one evening in one of the Frankfurt FKKs (Mainhattan or Palace). But everyone seems to complain about those (esp annoying upsells or bat attitudes with women). Are they overstating the disadvantages of Mainhattan and Palace?

2) If I show up earlier than 4 pm will the lineup be much smaller? When does it reach a good ratio of women to men?

3) Am I allowed to bring an iPad? If not, will anyone care if I bring a book? I want to stay for at least 4 hours, but think I'll be a bit bored in between sessions.

[Downandup]

I'll be traveling to Europe within the next weeks for work and thinking about stopping in Frankfurt. Seems FKK Clubs are the way to go, but I have never been to Germany and don't know how it works. Any recommendations? Are they similar to the clubs in Colombia and Brazil? Any tips on how to handle myself? Any info is appreciated as I am totally new to the European scene (plenty of experience in Mexico, Panama and Colombia though, just not sure how it differs from the old continent).

I suggest that you start here and read the recent comments: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...many-FKK-Clubs.

[Tintin1]

Thanks to all of you for the information.
My flight landed about 30 minutes early and I had a short line getting through passport control, Couldn't find the front entrance to the rental car facility and walked up the car ramp.

And really enjoyed my time at FKK Hawaii. Met 3 different women, all fairly beautiful. Spent total of 400 Euros, used Hertz points for the car but with fees, tax and "benzin" still owed about 70 euros, most of that was "benzin" (not sure about gas prices outside the airport and how much that would've run anyways).

Back through passport control with, 3 hours to spare.

Did a random taxi fare calculation on the web. It seems that it's about 70-90 each way to Hawaii. So basically you could have spent an extra HOUR in the club and the net net would have been about 200 euros more, so the rental car saved you AT LEAST that much. HA HA. I mean, assuming you used the extra hour or even two for exercise not eating!

[LeoAiolia]

I'll be traveling to Europe within the next weeks for work and thinking about stopping in Frankfurt. Seems FKK Clubs are the way to go, but I have never been to Germany and don't know how it works. Any recommendations? Are they similar to the clubs in Colombia and Brazil? Any tips on how to handle myself? Any info is appreciated as I am totally new to the European scene (plenty of experience in Mexico, Panama and Colombia though, just not sure how it differs from the old continent).

[MaxSquatter]

There are lots of clubs in the Dusseldorf area. Do they all seem to have a more natural kind of feel? It seems that most of those clubs' prices are lower and they are less touristy from what people say. Do you agree Dusseldorf generally is a good place for this? Tall, thin, pale and without tattoos are my favorite. Is there a place for that? Haha.

I don't know what you are looking for apart from the natural look. AG will be a good place to go, but any club will have some natural looking girls.

[Downandup]

Where do you recommend going where you get a good balance of the naturals and the fakes?

I don't know what you are looking for apart from the natural look. AG will be a good place to go, but any club will have some natural looking girls.

[MaxSquatter]

Where do you recommend going where you get a good balance of the naturals and the fakes?

You're not asking for much.

This might sound counterintuitive but think about downgrading your choice of FKK. You will find a lot more of what you are looking for but at a price, the girls probably won't look as good and the facilities will be poorer too. Take a look at Acapulco or Acapulco Gold, also prices will be lower.

[Downandup]

Which club (s) has the highest percentage of natural looking and acting girls ie. Natural boobs, natural lips, untanned skin, no tattoos, less makeup and less mechanical acting?

You're not asking for much.

This might sound counterintuitive but think about downgrading your choice of FKK. You will find a lot more of what you are looking for but at a price, the girls probably won't look as good and the facilities will be poorer too. Take a look at Acapulco or Acapulco Gold, also prices will be lower.

[Meorme]

It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

Thanks to all of you for the information.

My flight landed about 30 minutes early and I had a short line getting through passport control, Couldn't find the front entrance to the rental car facility and walked up the car ramp.

Hertz didn't have my name on the gold board and I had to find an attendant, gold club office was empty, finally found someone in the check out booth who had my keys and contract ready to go. Should have been fast, but I just couldn't follow the directions (don't speak German) I guess.

Drive to FKK Hawaii was rather long, but haven't been in Germany for over 30 years, and enjoyed seeing the country side. Google's directions were easy to follow, navigating traffic was easy, more orderly than in the US. Only issue driving was with newish Ford Focus, kept forgetting it was manual and kept trying to drive everywhere in the same gear (have a manual transmission at home, but in a 1971 truck).

And really enjoyed my time at FKK Hawaii. Met 3 different women, all fairly beautiful. Spent total of 400 Euros, I know I could have seen more, or paid less, but set a goal of 3 ladies and budget of 400 at the ATM in the airport. Can only really compare with Thailand and it's really just such a different setup and environment I'm not sure how to compare. It certainly beat sitting at the airport for 8 hours.

Got back to the airport and was a bit confused with the rental return melee going on in the Munich Airport, apparently all car companies have cars returned to the same place, and then you have to hunt around to find someone from the agency you rented the car from? And then realized I forgot to fill up, and paid for that mistake, used Hertz points for the car but with fees, tax and "benzin" still owed about 70 euros, most of that was "benzin" (not sure about gas prices outside the airport and how much that would've run anyways).

Back through passport control with, 3 hours to spare. Should've stayed longer I guess. Got some sausage and sauerkraut in the only place left open after 8:00 pm on the "international departures" terminal portion and puked it up 2 hours later in an airplane lavatory (I forget what the place was called, don't eat there).

[Sirioja]

Which club (s) has the highest percentage of natural looking and acting girls ie. Natural boobs, natural lips, untanned skin, no tattoos, less makeup and less mechanical acting?

Not GT, nor Globe.

[MaxSquatter]

Which club (s) has the highest percentage of natural looking and acting girls ie. Natural boobs, natural lips, untanned skin, no tattoos, less makeup and less mechanical acting?

[ThadMax]

Don't worry about these things. Friday and Saturday are good days at both clubs. Sunday a bit slower.

If your visit is this weekend, then you should be aware there is a big auto show in Frankfurt right now (which can make an exception to above rule). Sometimes it can create massive crowds and terrible F / M ratios (all top talent taken). Oase will maybe be hit harder than Sharks with crowds (although I may be wrong on that one). The only good advice is old but still the best:

Arrive early / leave early!

Boy were you spot-on! Both clubs were wonderful experiences. You were also right that the auto show impacted Oase more than Sharks (check both reviews under relevant sections if interested). Thanks for your advice.

Arriving early was key!

[JLifesOn]

You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.

Unfortunately I don't know Gino02 or anyone else from this forum in person, though it seems we do share similar likings to fast cars and fast women.

Regarding tips and tricks for getting car rental upgrades, besides Tintin and Gino's wise advice, I also found that if you book a car with a GPS you are more likely to get upgraded. My company has no problem expensing a GPS on my rentals, even though I usually use Waze on my phone instead. I also found that in Germany specifically I typically get more upgrades and to better vehicles than I get anywhere else. Perhaps good cars are just cheaper in Germany?

Regarding top speeds, 250 Kmh on the autobahn is easily achievable if you avoid peak hours. I've never been able to get above that though, since I've unfortunately never received a Porsche as an upgrade, and Mercedes and BMW and others artificially cap the maximum speed of their cars to 250 Kmh. Volvo caps even lower at about 220 Kmh.

But who knows, I'm flying in to Frankfurt tomorrow, perhaps I'll get a special upgrade in honor of the auto show?

[Shark16]

I will arrive Friday morning and stay through Sunday. Plan on hitting Oase & Sharks. Curious as to if there's a better night for each club on the weekends. Is Oase better on Friday or Saturday? Or does it really not matter? If anyone is in the area and want to travel to / from the clubs from Frankfurt let me know!

Don't worry about these things. Friday and Saturday are good days at both clubs. Sunday a bit slower.

If your visit is this weekend, then you should be aware there is a big auto show in Frankfurt right now (which can make an exception to above rule). Sometimes it can create massive crowds and terrible F / M ratios (all top talent taken). Oase will maybe be hit harder than Sharks with crowds (although I may be wrong on that one). The only good advice is old but still the best:

Arrive early / leave early!

[ThadMax]

I will arrive Friday morning and stay through Sunday. Plan on hitting Oase & Sharks. Curious as to if there's a better night for each club on the weekends. Is Oase better on Friday or Saturday? Or does it really not matter? If anyone is in the area and want to travel to / from the clubs from Frankfurt let me know!