Sao Paulo Reports

[The Cane]

Like Lalabo, one of my goals with this trip is to do a little scouting. The mongering scene is Sao Paulo is large, and I admit I have sampled only a small part of it. So, I'm making sure to mix in some places I have not been to before along with others that I already know I like. That's why last night I decided to try The Connection Nightclub. I did not know it, but this place is owned by the same folks who own and run Scandallo. At least that's what one of the girl's told me. Connection is way on the other side of town. I'the say that with traffic, it probably took about 30 minutes to get there. I took a taxi, and the cost was around 70 reals, which is still awfully cheap compared to what a similar ride would have cost in the States. I tried using Uber, but it didn't work. Think I will try one more time.

Now when you get there, you're going to find that this club is much more hardcore Brazilian. If you're not used to being out of your element and get rattled by the unfamiliar, then maybe Connection ought not be your first mongering stop in Sao Paulo. Nobody was speaking a word of English. They will even tell you that they don't understand Spanish, but what I have found is that if you do go ahead and start speaking in Spanish, many people will in fact understand a lot of what you are saying. So, if you have the Spanish like I do, then use that. It does help. Upon arrival, you will see a glass booth on your right with some ladies in it. You need to go their and show them some ID. They will then associate your name with an account, and give you a card that you will provide to the bartenders and waiters whenever you order food and drink. This is how they track what you consume. Then when you leave, you pay. There was no entrada or consumption fee I needed to pay before going in. You pay when you leave. Same system as at Chanes 57, only electronic versus on paper.

Upon entering the club, I found it to be long and narrow (but not too narrow), with a stage for a band immediately to my left, and a long bar across the way on the other side. This was also the main club area with seating for patrons and the girls. The next room back was the restaurant, which seemed to have more people in it that the main club area when I got there around 9:30 pm I didn't realize it at first, but the club was bigger than I thought. One of the bubble butt tutes in there was kind enough to show me ha! Off of the restaurant was a good sized, enclosed smoking area. There was a tiny little area where some people were gambling. And then another decent sized back bar.

OK, so what about the ladies? Well, I was reasonably impressed! It was hard to say how many were there at peak time around midnight because of the layout of the place. But I'm going to guess around 50 with several of them very doable. Lots of 7's and 8's like at Cafe Photo, but I kind of liked the vibe at Connection better. I think it was because the Connection girls dress and act more provocatively. I'm talking short, tight dresses and skirts hugging their asses and barely covering their cheeks! To entice the men, sometimes they would sit in their laps and grind. I saw one girl reaching for and stroking the dick. Lifting their dresses and skirts up to give a monger a peak. I know some guys don't like this and say it's not "classy", but I prefer a little "grime" every now and then. The Cane likes a little trash! The Cane likes a little trash! The Cane likes it "trashy" at times LOL! The thing is, the club itself looked nice. Not dirty or anything at all.

Often times in the Sao Paulo boites the girls will not approach, and expect you to let them know you like them if you want them to come over. But as the clock struck midnight, they starting getting more aggressive lest they run the risk of not making any money for the night. One girl who I would rate a 6. 5 to 7 actually approached me earlier. I had just ordered an appetizer, and I asked her to share it with me. An appetizer in Brazil sometimes can be the size of a full meal it seems to me! She was nice and all, but spoke no English. She didn't even seem to know how to use Google Translate on a smart phone. Anyway, we talked for awhile and ate. But I knew I would not go with her, and told her I did not want to waste her time. No hard feelings. Peck on the cheek, and she left.

The thing is, having overspent the night before, I decided that I was going to tamp it down at Connection and not go with anybody unless she just "moved" me. "Touched" me in just the right way. Got approached by a redhead (not natural) with a tattoo on my arm. She asked me what I was looking for that night. I replied, "Oh, I don't know. Anal sex"? Big laugh out of that LOL! Well, she had looked interesting from afar, but face and in the end her body just did not cut it. Then had another girl try the "you don't like me approach". I said it had nothing to do with her, but that sometimes a man is just not ready. Now, there were two morenas in there with huge, plump, round bubble butts! They were friends! I was sure that if the shorter of the two approached me, then I was not going to be able to resist her. Especially if she parked her big hind parts on my dick and started to grind! Well, she did approach me. In fact, she was the one who showed me around. But I ended up being disappointed because her face didn't quite do it for me. Not that she as ugly, but was just a little older than I thought at first, maybe into her 30's. Would not have hesitated to bone the 20's version of herself hehe.

In the end, I chose nobody. However, there were enough doable girls at this club that if were a regular in Sao Paulo, I would put it into the rotation. Oh, and I almost forgot to say something about prices. Like the guy explained outside before I came in, the girls do their own thing, and from what I gather, they charge lower than places like Scandallo, Bomboa, and Cafe Photo. I didn't get too specific with many of the girls, but one of them started out at 500 reals for an hour. That's half of what the tutes start out at in the other places mentioned. I'm sure you can work a little wiggle room into that too. Now, the one who told me 500 said that would include anal. But to be honest, I was a little skeptical. I mean, she said that anal was "hard", which led me to believe that we could get up there the room and she might try, but then not come through with the full deal saying it was "too hard" for her. Speaking of the rooms, the girl who showed me around said that the hotel was located above the club with on-premises rooms for use. No idea how good the rooms are as I did not session.

I spent three hours hanging out at The Connection Nightclub. While there, I had three drinks and an appetizer that I shared with a girl. When I left, my final bill was 260 reals. That was about $65 for the night, plus roundtrip taxi fare at about 70 reals each way. Like I said, if I had the opportunity, I would give The Connection Nightclub another try on another night. Lots of 7's and 8's at more potentially more favorable prices than at places like Scandallo, Bomboa, and Cafe Photo.

[WyattEarp]

Don't know what city you are from, but where I am from, the hourly rate for a top-tier girl would be much higher, her performance likely lower, and the whole transaction illegal. That makes traveling abroad worth it to me. Besides, I like getting out and seeing the world. I write about the mongering aspects here. But I enjoy doing other things abroad too. Really I do!

You're right. I presume you are in the USA.

However, the Scandallo pricing is competing with London, Spain, Canada as well as Brazilian escorts etc. Here you can get stunning escorts in all shapes and sizes. For performance, I would always recommend looking at the reviews of the attractive escorts.

Where Scandallo stands out is the "candy store" feeling with reasonable assurance that the hot girl walking across the club will be a fantastic performer. That's always been the Brazilian quality assurance. There's also the entertainment value which is what I think Steve is referencing.

[The Cane]

Back in the day I had fun times in Madahos, Blacks, Hook, Catto's and Xyedra in Buenos Aires, top level girls that did not break the bank. In the States I pay no more than $350 per hour for an escort. A visit to Scandallo will amount to more money per hour than I've ever paid for a hoochie.

Well, when it comes to Sao Paulo, I think the key like Rovnak says is to see the boite girls outside of the clubs. That way, you're cutting out the entrance fees, the consumption fees, and hotel room charges. That's going to save you a lot of money right there. As a "tourist" monger, this just isn't the best strategy for me though.

I'm trying to see and do as much as I can in a few weeks. Then I'm gone. But with memories to last a lifetime ha! I can say that even as a tourist there are cheaper options in Sao Paulo. But I find that I just don't like the looks of the girls enough to pursue those options heavily during the limited amount of time I have to operate in. And, I find the online thing to be mostly a waste of my time.

I don't believe in spending money on something just because you have the cash to spend. That's stupid and wasteful. But, if you're finding value in what you're paying for, and you can truly afford it, then I say go for it! Each guy has to make his own decisions about this. Take in all the best factually-based advice and opinions, then decide for yourself. If and when you're in Brazil again, I think you should at least visit Scandallo once. Even if you don't session a single time, I think you will be impressed with the facilities, and more importantly with the looks of many of the ladies there. Check it out dude!

Oh, in my city the very best, finest tutes per my tastes want like $500 per hour (or more)! And they often will deliver a lot less, but still think they're doing something when in fact they aren't doing jack shit! Everything covered, often no anal, and virtually never CIM. And many of them can't hold a candle to a smoking hot Brailiera. To this I say fuck that! Have passport, will travel to see the world and hump prettier, sexier foreign girls who know how to "put out". Safadas are what I need LOL!

[Turgid]

Back in the day I had fun times in Madahos, Blacks, Hook, Catto's and Xyedra in Buenos Aires, top level girls that did not break the bank. In the States I pay no more than $350 per hour for an escort. A visit to Scandallo will amount to more money per hour than I've ever paid for a hoochie.

[Steve 9696]

Thats a very bold statement. I have not been to Globe but the best optics I have seen in mongering is at Oase and Sharks and I am told that the optics at Globe are superior to that at those two clubs. I have never been to Scandallo and have not visited having read that the Scandallo girls go to the clinicas during the day. I have not seen optics at the clinicas to compete with that at Oase and Sharks.

I've been to all four including Sharks this week, Scandallo in July, and Globe in February so I feel well qualified to comment. I will leave out Oase since it's been a couple years but I do not like it as much as Sharks.

Globe has pretty women but too few. They may show 60 on the web as "being at the club" but on the floor only 10-12.

Sharks is in between with lots of a available women but a real mix of levels.

Scandallo has more doable pussy than any venue on the planet. 150 girls on a Thursday night I would say.

And I am four for four at Scandallo for excellent service. But was 3 for three at Globe and 2 for 2 at Sharks tho one would have ripped a newbie a new asshole on pricing. So I can't complain about service at any of those venues.

Ive said it before but its worth repeating if I could go one place in the world and Ive been nearly everywhere it would be Scandallo. But its not just optics or in room service. Its The in-club time also. I spent 2 hours dancing and flirting with Karina, 1 hour+ with Josy, and at least a half hour with Andressa. The whole package is great! (PS and Andressa was a full on 3x9.5 — face body and performance. OMFG.

[Nordico]

When you send a WhatsApp message to an independent service provider, don't get offended if she doesn't answer your message immediately. The best ones get couple of hundred messages every day and they have to filter the serious ones from the "Hi, how are you" messages and organize their agendas. We all appreciate the girls not answering the messages during the session. Be polite and objective. Ask how is her service or if she does this or that, whatever your kink is. I usually mention that I saw her review on gpguia to give her a signal that I know what her price level is.

[The Cane]

So on each of my former trips to Sao Paulo I was tempted to visit Scandallo but every time I thought of going it occurred to me that I would be paying more for a girl there than I would at home. Why pay so much for travel and accommodation to also pay more for the girl? Nevertheless I would make it a point to go there come my November trip to see what all the shouting is about.

Don't know what city you are from, but where I am from, the hourly rate for a top-tier girl would be much higher, her performance likely lower, and the whole transaction illegal. That makes traveling abroad worth it to me. Besides, I like getting out and seeing the world. I write about the mongering aspects here. But I enjoy doing other things abroad too. Really I do!

[Turgid]

So on each of my former trips to Sao Paulo I was tempted to visit Scandallo but every time I thought of going it occurred to me that I would be paying more for a girl there than I would at home. Why pay so much for travel and accommodation to also pay more for the girl? Nevertheless I would make it a point to go there come my November trip to see what all the shouting is about.

[Lalabo]

Well if last night was about something new, then Caf Photo was about something well-known. Arrived a bit early around 9 pm Entrance fee was 150 reals. Or, if you agree to pay 100 reals upfront as a consumption fee, then the entrance price is lowered to 120 reals. I planned to eat, drink, and be merry, so I took the latter deal.


At 9 pm When I arrived, there were only about 20 ladies available. As the night wore on and approached midnight though, I would say that by that time at least 60+ had shown up on a Tuesday night! And like I said, solid 7's and 8's abounded. Early in the evening, I chose to go with a girl from Belo Horizonte named Claudia, who I would rate a 7. She had what I call the "classic" Brasiliera look I was in the mood for. Straight black hair, attractive face, huge natural boobies, narrow hips, and a big bunda! But rather than being caramel-complected, which I like, she was white-skinned. So maybe not 100% classic look but close. Claudia spoke virtually no English but could understand some basic Spanish. Between that and Google Translate, we were just fine. Said she came early with a friend because she didn't like the late-night crowd. Was hoping to do one session and leave. We had a couple of drinks and an appetizer and got along well enough that I decided I wanted to session. Claudia asked for 1,000 for an hour, but quickly came down to 800. Also, she said that although she did not normally do BBBJ / CIM, she would with me because she thought I was a nice guy, and she liked me. Charm and being nice helps. But still didn't get me anal though! No problem (this time)!


We got dressed. Commented to Julia on how tight her asshole was. She said the problem was that my dick is big ha! Did some more kissing. Squeezing on that plump, round, branca fanny. Exchanged contact info. I caught a taxi home. Believe Julia was done for the night, but not sure. She made her money. And earned every last bit of it! I know that much. PSE all the way! Told her she fucked like a porn star and she as like no, no, no hehehe! No matter, because I was done for the night! Back in Brazil again! Halleluiah!

Great report TheCane. I am guessing we tourist types are being slapped with about 200 BR tourist tax by these girls at high-end boates. Unfortunately our visits are short and have to make the best of it. Sometimes when you see something good you have to put the bid in.

[Lalabo]

With guys dropping R$1000 on a girl and a room at a top boate, it's worthwhile for newbies here to know that you can get a knock-out escort who is known for GFE and maybe PSE. She might even include anal for half that.

A lot of Sao Paulo visitors don't have the time or patience to research escorts on the local Portuguese language guide. There is also no comparison to the optics and "candy store" feeling you get at Scandallo. There's also the thrill of being with a girl who might only work sparingly. You caught the diamond at the right time.

I'm wondering if guys have had success negotiating lower priced afternoon rendezvous with the Scandallo girls. It sure beats paying the basic love hotel the ridiculous R$200.

I personally I didn't feel like negotiating too much on my last day with only few hours to spare. If I tried I could have bought it down a 100 BR or 200 BR, which I didn't think was big of a deal to me. Also I wanted to see the service level of the girl when I don't negotiate to the bone. She was happy with 800 BR I paid her and I was very happy with the service she provided.

I will test the limits of negotiations during my future trips. I am not sure how successful that would be.

I want to Scandallo before 7pm and saw very few men. Most of the girls were sitting in groups chatting. So I kind of got the feeling that by going early one would be able to negotiate some hot girls down to lower price like 600 RB. Some may go for it considering they could earn additional money later that night. Who knows some girls may hold their ground.

[Lalabo]

Thats a very bold statement. I have not been to Globe but the best optics I have seen in mongering is at Oase and Sharks and I am told that the optics at Globe are superior to that at those two clubs. I have never been to Scandallo and have not visited having read that the Scandallo girls go to the clinicas during the day. I have not seen optics at the clinicas to compete with that at Oase and Sharks.

Yup! That's my assessment based on what I experienced during my 2 visits. It is based on how may hotties I would have wanted to fuck during each of my visits. There were easily 50+ girls that I would have like to fuck among 200+ girls during my first visit. I have never seen such overwhelming number of hotties in any of the German, Swiss or Austrian FKKs including Oase, Sharks and Globe.

Yes, Oase and Sharks do have great lineups where as Oase tend to have optically better lineup. Oase and Sharks have become heavily shark infested now a days. Globe lineup is mostly spinner type girls and at least decent looking ones. You don't see chubby ones there. Globe limits the number of top of the line hotties in lineup on any given day. It is usually about 10% of the lineup, which is usually 5-6 hotties at most. Those hotties tend to be booked for hours on so they may never show up in the lounge. At some point you are tired of waiting and pick a lower tier girls. For me choosing Scandallo was a no brainer when comparing 5-6 hotties at Globe to 50+ in Scandallo on my first visit.

Scandallo is a luxury experience through and through. Of course you will pay accordingly for it.

[Member #4732]

Rovnak,
I was kind of thinking about an afternoon / early evening discount. The girls know the boates are their late night feeding grounds. Some of them will take a sure thing and they can still try hustling at the boate later..

Of course that is what I was referring to. I was never that suggesting the GP forego her night at Scandalo. What I am saying is that they don't see it as you and I do. The biggest downside to places like Scandalo is that they foster a group think amongst many, not all, of the GPS that they are "elite". I mean we have all seen it. There must be a ton of chicks that have zero customers during the night but they are not going to have a fire sale at 3 am.

[WyattEarp]

Rovnak,
I was kind of thinking about an afternoon / early evening discount. The girls know the boates are their late night feeding grounds. Some of them will take a sure thing and they can still try hustling at the boate later.

I also like an early romp. Then I can hit the boate and just enjoy. I'm a better negotiator when I've already had some action that day.

The Cane,
You know there's the Twitter girls too. If the girl has been actively promoting on Twitter the last few days, you can be fairly sure she's currently working.

[Member #4732]

I'm wondering if guys have had success negotiating lower priced afternoon rendezvous with the Scandallo girls. It sure beats paying the basic love hotel the ridiculous R$200.

It all depends on the woman and your negotiating skills. I have gotten plenty of phone numbers from Scandalo girls and they would agree to meet me outside the club for sure, so one can save A LOT just by not paying the entrada and the room fees. But I found very few that were willing to go much lower on their hourly rate. I had hoped that they would adjust their rate outside of the club to be on a par with the high end tinder / website freelancers, I. E. 300 (max 400) per hour. But I found that most of the ones I talked to had the attitude "well you met me in Scandalo, so you have to pay Scandalo price no matter where we meet". I personally don't like to haggle. I would usually tell them, I have a lot of other options so if you change your mind let me know.

That said, I did succeed in getting several that were getting (at that time) 600-800 at Scandalo to see me for 300. So it can be done, but not easy.

[The Cane]

A lot of Sao Paulo visitors don't have the time or patience to research escorts on the local Portuguese language guide.

Yeah, I have been trying to use PhotoAcompanhantes (and a few others) but so far no luck. For one thing, I would say that at least 80% of the WhatsApp numbers listed on PA are are no good (better luck on other sites with this)! They may have been at one point, but I'm finding that most no longer register in WhatsApp. Then the ones that do, you never hear back, and had no hope that you would since you could see that she hadn't been on in two months! Then the ones you do hear from, you can't close the deal. She's not working that day. She wants you to come to her flat when I want her to come to the hotel. Or, maybe they just flake. I'm not too upset about it though because when it comes to the online thing, you just never know exactly who will show up at your door anyway. I'm usually disappointed. I wll keep trying, but like you say as a visitor I don't feel like wasting too much time and don't have the patience. Hell, I didn't have the patience for two attractive girls to suck me off LOL! Next time!