Bangkok Reports

[SBTiger]

It's all a crap shoot. One of the hottest ladies I've ever been with, I met, years ago, in the Soi 7 Beer Garden around Noon before taking a taxi to the airport. I was hoping to have a quick slice of heaven before leaving so I gave the Beer Garden a chance. There she was!! I saw her walk out of the bathroom. Tall, slender and so sexy!! Off we went to my hotel nearby. On return visits, I made it a point to always sit within eye-shot of the bathroom to catch the ladies' "walk. " That would be my tip, because, what can you really tell about a ladies' figure when she is sitting at the bar? The walk speaks volumes.

Once upon a time (long time ago) Beer Garden used to be great place for day time pick ups (and good food / beer too).

But last 2 visits (last 2 years) - Beer Garden was dead. More like a horror show.

Has it changed? Is the construction on the street completed. I think that was the main reason for the downfall.

[Bad Duck]

I know this is meant for the safe sex thread but I'm posting it in both places.

Visited Snow White today. Met a plump Thai girl called "yarakat" or something that sounds like that. She did the usual. Massage and playing around. She was quite mechanical if you ask me but I wasn't complaining. She put on the condom. Rode me. She got tired and I decided to do doggy. While in the doggy, I slipped out. The condom was OK. Then I don't know if I entered her vagina or anus. It just went in. Came in 2 minutes. Pulled out and saw that the condom had broken.

Totally freaked out. Washed up. Peed whatever I could.

Didn't SW have an HIV scare? Substandard condoms.

I'm trying to keep calm. But I know I'm stressing out too.

I'the really appreciate some help on what to do.

[Smoothy]

My hit rate for taking a Beer Garden lady of a minimally acceptable level of attractiveness to me is absolutely abysmal.

This beirgarten chick was into BBFS. Her name was Nook. She wanted 1000 baht ST, 1500 LT. I kept her a few days. Then again, this was a few years ago.

[Nyezhov]

Felt a good vibe and I would rate her a bargirl 8+. She would fit right in on the left side at Thermae and be a Super Superstar in Beer Garden Soi 7.

With the utmost respect dude, that constant reference to the better looking girls being on the left side of Thermae is utter malarky.

I was in there last night (way to crowded). Its the same smattering of hotties through out. In fact, the talent has been getting better.

The only thing the left side has (as you are facing the bar) is that they are sometimes overall younger, except for the older one with the face like a gargoyle who seems to do great with the younger Asian guys. Her daughter is always with her, and she is built like like a brick s**thouse although with a younger gargoyle face. I wonder if they would do a mother daughter, hmmmm.

[MickeyDuck1208]

A few hours well spent on Friday. Started early by 7 pm on Soi Cowboy. Things were still starting up so spent a couple of hours at a nearby beer joint just soaking in the weekend scene. The girls in a couple of places closer to Asok road (Spice girls, Toy bar) seemed quite good. Baccara was already flooding with Asian guys. Walked over to Thermae where the pick of girls was definitely the best. It was bustling with activity early by 9 pm and a lot of shy Indian and Asian guys / first timers hung around just drinking beers. Quickly decided not to do anything there since it was drizzling and could not be bothered to do a quickie in the rooms upstairs. The girls would not walk 5 minutes in the rain to my hotel for sure.

Nana Plaza was a let down, of sorts. Soi Cowboy had better girls I felt. Downed a couple of beers and got a couple of girls over in Butterflies to talk to - 4000 seemed like a lot of money for st and 1 shot only. They are young and quite good looking but did not "click". It also seemed to be a very sales-why place with re-orders of drinks being pushed when the earlier bottle was just half empty. Ducked into Spankys for a bit, but did not see anything interesting (3 of us guys had a great time there a few months back and had also taken out the girls after bar fine).

Went back to tried and trusted Bamboo massage. I had heard from a couple of guys they had some new girls. Chatted with a Brit guy while waiting for the girls, he was thrilled after the session and was already making plans for the next day there with the same girl. Picked a young 20+ Isean girl, Eve she said her name was. No marks anywhere on the body, good figure, no fat anywhere but not slim / skinny, and would have been perfect if the back were more shapely. Quite skilled and went to great lengths to please. The usual drill of shower, massage (so-so), and action started. After popping the first time in about 15 minutes, Eve blew really well and hard determined to make me pop again. One of the better BJs in recent times. Tried a couple of different ways and positions to improvise when she realized it was not going to be quick. There is a reason why some of these older places are still favorites. You exactly know the script and they stick to it. No surprises and thinking to do when you really know what you want.

Looking to try smooci or mythaitourguide tonight since there is an early morning flight to catch. Will write up how that goes.

[EihTooms]

Yes, you're right, I didn't talk about my needs, that's my bad. My needs are pretty much the same as yours, BB everything pretty much. Seems like Tulip's might be my best bet for that. I can set aside the age factor as long as the nastiness factor is there.

My dinner and LT online freelancer date for last night cancelled and postponed until tonight, so I found myself strolling through Nana Plaza about 10pm. One cute door girl at Mandarin was interesting enough to pull me in for 1 ladydrink. The barfine for her was 1,500 baht, which is usually a good sign to me that she would be more up for BB compared to the lesser barfine girls. And she seemed very eager for me to take her. But the chemistry just wasn't there for me so I did not even bother bringing up the issue of BB and moved on.

Second girl I was stopped by was a very good looking girl sitting outside Enter. Took her in for a drink. Felt a good vibe and I would rate her a bargirl 8+. She would fit right in on the left side at Thermae and be a Super Superstar in Beer Garden Soi 7.

"Barfine me?" she asked.

Maybe. How much for barfine?

"800. And 3000 for ST to me. Well, 2,500 I go with you, ok? 2000 cannot, 2,500 can."

Oh, pang pang (expensive). Hmm. Sweetheart, I will pay bar for you and give you 2,500 if we do (whispering in her ear) boom boom no condom.

(smile) "ok, you safe? I do with you."

And that was all there was to it. Never once has a bargirl 6 or better in Beer Garden said Yes to me for BB on any terms out of at least 25 tries over 5 years. And we don't even get to the money part before it is No, No and did I mention No?

I know Beer Garden girls generally go ST for between 1000-2000 baht maximum. So my Nana go-go girl last night was more. But well worth the extra expense to me.

On the other hand, I get why guys pick up girls in Beer Garden. I have to assume that most guys who frequent Beer Garden get what they want and need from those girls in ways I have never gotten. Their "game" might be much better than mine, their choices better, their luck better and so on. Or, more likely I suppose, they are not going for an upfront agreement to BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM with a certain minimum level and up of attractive girl as I do.

[Chinatown Guy]

It's all a crap shoot. One of the hottest ladies I've ever been with, I met, years ago, in the Soi 7 Beer Garden around Noon before taking a taxi to the airport. I was hoping to have a quick slice of heaven before leaving so I gave the Beer Garden a chance. There she was!! I saw her walk out of the bathroom. Tall, slender and so sexy!! Off we went to my hotel nearby. On return visits, I made it a point to always sit within eye-shot of the bathroom to catch the ladies' "walk. " That would be my tip, because, what can you really tell about a ladies' figure when she is sitting at the bar? The walk speaks volumes.

[VivaMattyVegas]

Yes, you're right, I didn't talk about my needs, that's my bad. My needs are pretty much the same as yours, BB everything pretty much. Seems like Tulip's might be my best bet for that. I can set aside the age factor as long as the nastiness factor is there.

My hit rate for taking a Beer Garden lady of a minimally acceptable level of attractiveness to me is absolutely abysmal. And I don't require my ladies to approach 9's and 10's even by bargirl standards. A solid bargirl 7+ can be doable for me if the chemistry otherwise is right.

But here's the thing; at some point in the conversation in the bar, I tell the lady about my BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM requirement if I am going to take her. LOL. That is where any reasonably acceptable looking lady that I have met in Beer Garden Soi 7 says, "no". To either.

Out of roughly 25-30 Beer Garden ladies I have met and bothered to discuss taking over the past several years, exactly 1 has said Yes to BBFS+CIP and she was one one the least attractive ladies I have ever seen in there. Thought I would break my Beer Garden "no" curse with her. I didn't. LOL.

One other Beer Garden lady did agree to BBBJ+CIM about a year ago. First one ever for me from there. But she lied. At the crucial moment she pulled away and I had to finish myself off to avoid severe pain.

I didn't mention that part of it for me in this exchange because the OP did not indicate that anything other than basic standard covered FS was an issue. And my number of refusals could be way higher than his or anyone elses as far as I know. I have seen plenty of girls in there who would compete lookswise with many elsewhere. And I see a lot of Farangs taking a lot of girls from there so it must be working out ok for them if not for me.

I get much, much better results at Thermae and in go-go bars than in Beer Garden Soi 7.

[EihTooms]

What is your hit rate for finding a good girl per visit.

My hit rate for taking a Beer Garden lady of a minimally acceptable level of attractiveness to me is absolutely abysmal. And I don't require my ladies to approach 9's and 10's even by bargirl standards. A solid bargirl 7+ can be doable for me if the chemistry otherwise is right.

But here's the thing; at some point in the conversation in the bar, I tell the lady about my BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM requirement if I am going to take her. LOL. That is where any reasonably acceptable looking lady that I have met in Beer Garden Soi 7 says, "no". To either.

Out of roughly 25-30 Beer Garden ladies I have met and bothered to discuss taking over the past several years, exactly 1 has said Yes to BBFS+CIP and she was one one the least attractive ladies I have ever seen in there. Thought I would break my Beer Garden "no" curse with her. I didn't. LOL.

One other Beer Garden lady did agree to BBBJ+CIM about a year ago. First one ever for me from there. But she lied. At the crucial moment she pulled away and I had to finish myself off to avoid severe pain.

I didn't mention that part of it for me in this exchange because the OP did not indicate that anything other than basic standard covered FS was an issue. And my number of refusals could be way higher than his or anyone elses as far as I know. I have seen plenty of girls in there who would compete lookswise with many elsewhere. And I see a lot of Farangs taking a lot of girls from there so it must be working out ok for them if not for me.

I get much, much better results at Thermae and in go-go bars than in Beer Garden Soi 7.

[Penguin69]

Bam, as I understood her name, very pretty, lovely face, tiny with nice shape, almost no breasts but large nipples. No baby damage. Age 21. Bob haircut. Slightly darker skin. Standing with chubby friend, who could translate BBBJ. English very limited. Multiple positions and took direction well.

1200 plus 300ST hotel down alley, almost opposite her place of work. WIR yes.

[Syzygies]

I would say the closest thing to a Farang/ Westerner "preferred" bar somewhat similar to Thermae is Beer Garden Soi 7.

What is your hit rate for finding a good girl per visit.

I think in all my years in Bangkok I either never took a girl from Beer Garden or else she was not memorable and I forgot. I don't find girls there that are simply a must do look about them, and I don't much like the style there, and a bit overly spread out to be able to watch a few potential targets at same time. Might have spent more effort avoiding unwanted girls, perhaps.

My visits were also very few, I guess. Did not take long to consider it a waste of time for me. Always worth a visit again to re-evaluate in case I got it wrong. Are the looks better or worse than on Soi 4? I would not know.

[Syzygies]

Thanks for the info and clarifications, it's much appreciated. It seems like Thermae is a unique to mongering kind of place that's worth checking out once just for shits and giggles, even if it's only for a drink.

Having lived in Vegas for 20+ years, I've gotten way past the age or care of drinking myself silly and staying out late, so I'm wondering if there are places in the daytime, other than MP's and BJ bars, that are suited for mongering? It appears that some of the beer bars might be open in the daytime, though I can't imagine many lookers are there at 1 pm versus 1 am

There are plenty of bars open from the morning in Sukhumvit Soi 4, with Barfinable girls. I have used it in the past. Whether there are enough pretty ones I can't say, but okay To compete with the massage joints mostly opening 11 am or maybe 10 am for some.

If you can get a girl for all night and do her the next morning, that is good, for bargirls and freelancers. Getting a fuck for breakfast is the hardest one.

Soapy massage places open in daytime but line up is usually weak up till maybe 5. 30 Pm or later. So Soapies have very limited good mongering time span for me.

I am not usually in prime condition for sex much past 2 or 3 am so don't like to go to discos (for various reasons). Hate the noise too. Once you get private contact details, lining up bargirls for afternoon encounter is a good option.

My level of luck is quite poor in the Thermae, for girls wanting to have fun and having good experience with farangs, and still hot, but have a look. Different guys have different opinions. Probably does not help that I don't go for the high surgeries look, and that eliminates so many for me. Naturally pretty girls with hot bodies, not really that many, in a large group.

Escorts during daytime might be very good option that even I should be trying out. My worry is girls looks being far behind their photos, and even many photos don't impress.

An element of skill in assessing girls, and an element of luck. Being in a bar at 8PM is still a lot easier for me. Can chat to a girl for extended time before deciding, can check out her body while sitting on your lap. Daytime bars not as good.

[Stykler]

Having lived in Vegas for 20+ years, I've gotten way past the age or care of drinking myself silly and staying out late, so I'm wondering if there are places in the daytime, other than MP's and BJ bars, that are suited for mongering?.

If it's still in business you might want to consider the AVA Bar on Soi11 after 6 pm, on the left hand side of the road if you are walking away from Suk Road. Take a fully loaded wallet though.

https://www.facebook.com/AVABarWine-...2734785422965/

[Chinatown Guy]

There again, Beer Garden Soi 7 is not an MP, not a BJ Bar, is open during the day and is a place to sit, relax and meet freelancers.

One of the best looking freelancers I have met in the past few years was a girl sitting almost alone in Beer Garden Soi 7 during the daytime,.

We had the same lucky experience. One of the hottest ladies I've ever been with, I met, years ago, in the Soi 7 Beer Garden before taking a taxi to the airport. I was hoping to have a quick slice of Heaven before leaving. There she was!! I saw her walk out of the bathroom. Tall, slender and so sexy!! She walked right out of my dream. Off we went to my hotel nearby. On return visits, I made it a point to always sit near the bathroom to catch the ladies' "walk. " That would be my tip, because, what can you really tell about a ladies' figure when she is sitting at the bar?

[Nyezhov]

Thanks for the info and clarifications, it's much appreciated. It seems like Thermae is a unique to mongering kind of place that's worth checking out once just for shits and giggles, even if it's only for a drink.

Having lived in Vegas for 20+ years, I've gotten way past the age or care of drinking myself silly and staying out late, so I'm wondering if there are places in the daytime, other than MP's and BJ bars, that are suited for mongering? It appears that some of the beer bars might be open in the daytime, though I can't imagine many lookers are there at 1 pm versus 1 am.

Thanks once again.

Dude,

I'm with you. Its so haaaaard sometimes to drag my ass out. And the GoGo bars don't impress me, because I have been there done that before half the folks here got off mommys nip. That's why I am a Thermae dude or Mixx for the times I want to go out, sometimes Spasso. I can guarantee getting what I want if I want it.

I like to combine trips out with football, that way I can get a Chang Soda and watch the game and the girls in Thermae. Or Spasso. Mixx, its just pure cruising, but I like the music.

To visitors, here is your pre high season wisdom:

The girls in any of the falang bars (Hillarys etc) are usually too old and haggard for me. I try to stay well below 30. YMMV, but my idea of fun is not hanging out with a bunch of beer drinking singlet wearing yobs anyway. Insanity is OK, its more club than pickup joint but I have had some luck there if I'm in the mood. But its on Soi 11 and that's just farang party street, a Khao San Road for the more well heeled with higher grade hookers (a bit older too), overpriced food and drinks and a tourist atmosphere. You come all the way to Thailand to party with farangs, that's your place. GoGos on Soi Cowboy are for tourists. If you want to get laid there, make sure your choice is bar fineable. And expect your wallet to be waaaaay lighter when done. I can get any GoGo girl or even many coyotes but quite frankly, I know what I am doing and you don't. Nana is a bit more boomboom oriented but make sure you are ready to pay. The street girls on Nana are the bottom of the barrel, although you can find even lower around Sanam Luang if you know what you are doing. There are some "chicken shacks" and Thai places you can go to, but I don't recommend that for tourists, so don't ask me. That leaves Patpong (gay and tourist) and the best of the lot, Thermae. Anyone can get laid in Thermae for the cost of a 60 baht Chang Soda.

I don't do massage places more than once every few months so have nothing to say. I mostly want a scrub anyway.

If its your first time in Thailand, by all means have fun with your mates in a GoGo, but don't think you are getting a bargain, or that she is going to fall in love with you, or that even the sex will be that great (although there is no such thing as bad sex). All the strategies and posing from guys who have something to say about everything you read here, including bad breath, armpit hair, and their first Thai GF 20 years ago who knows Pim who once worked with Poon who did anal for a while, are meaningless when you hit the ground.

If you can stand to wade through all the personal, ego driven, pedantic, lecturing and stupid BS some folks post over and over, you can find gems here and there. Have a splendid trip. Do make an effort to stop in Thermae, spy the one you want, walk right over and ask her.