Sao Paulo Reports

[Member #4732]

ThadMax. Welcome back to heaven. I can't believe they flamed you in the Globe thread for just speaking the truth! Geez. Well you were spot on. As to your questions there is a big drop off Saturday. Friday seemed fine and Thursday best.

Although I have not been to Rio virtually every time the subject comes up folks say stay in SP. BTW while not Scandallo, I enjoyed Bomboa. And for Clinica I found Abbobora to be suitably high end.

Honestly I do not understand why Abbobora gets so much love on this site. Is got great facilities but its more expensive and the lineup is not better than Moema Prime, or Enjoy which are sufficiently close that I would recommend visiting all three. Don; t make the mistake of judging a place's lineup quality based on one or two visits, I see these lineups month in month out and they all have some lookers, so much turnover and girls attending other clients that unless you visit a place every day for a week you will not know the lineup thoroughly. I have personally not seen anyone in Abbobora that I felt was worth the premium over similar quality in Enjoy or Prime. And at least 5 mongers that visit regularly routinely go to all those three places when in Moema.

[The Cane]

ThadMax. Welcome back to heaven. I can't believe they flamed you in the Globe thread for just speaking the truth! Geez. Well you were spot on. As to your questions there is a big drop off Saturday. Friday seemed fine and Thursday best.

Although I have not been to Rio virtually every time the subject comes up folks say stay in SP. BTW while not Scandallo, I enjoyed Bomboa. And for Clinica I found Abbobora to be suitably high end.

I will be going to Rio this trip, so I will share my experiences there (trying to line up a porn star). Was at Bomboa last Saturday and report will be filed by tomorrow. Have not hit Abbobora yet but hope to before this thing is done!

[Steve 9696]

Just got back from Europe and had a great time in Germany / but can't get Brazil off my mind. I prefer South American women and have loved every second of Colombia. It's time for Brazil! Thinking of flying into SP and hitting Scandallo on a Thursday night is top priority. Curious as if weekend nights are just as good there or if there are other spots to hit in Friday and Saturdays that are comparable.

Considering a Rio trip in between. But reviews seem to be mixed. Is it worth it to leave SP to explore the Rio scene or would I be leaving the best venues for a lesser experience? I'm Leaning towards flying in on a Wednesday and leaving Sunday just to spend in SP. But may stay a week if a Rio trip is warranted given its proximity.

ThadMax. Welcome back to heaven. I can't believe they flamed you in the Globe thread for just speaking the truth! Geez. Well you were spot on. As to your questions there is a big drop off Saturday. Friday seemed fine and Thursday best.

Although I have not been to Rio virtually every time the subject comes up folks say stay in SP. BTW while not Scandallo, I enjoyed Bomboa. And for Clinica I found Abbobora to be suitably high end.

[ThadMax]

Just got back from Europe and had a great time in Germany / but can't get Brazil off my mind. I prefer South American women and have loved every second of Colombia. It's time for Brazil! Thinking of flying into SP and hitting Scandallo on a Thursday night is top priority. Curious as if weekend nights are just as good there or if there are other spots to hit in Friday and Saturdays that are comparable.

Considering a Rio trip in between. But reviews seem to be mixed. Is it worth it to leave SP to explore the Rio scene or would I be leaving the best venues for a lesser experience? I'm Leaning towards flying in on a Wednesday and leaving Sunday just to spend in SP. But may stay a week if a Rio trip is warranted given its proximity.

[WyattEarp]

Funny but nobody expressed any "allergies" to "illeism" when Cartmann did it. And he used to all the time.

I believe I once joked with Cartmann when he was referencing himself in third person.

[Turgid]

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

Neither does Turgid but Turgid does like the report in which it was located.

[The Cane]

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

Funny but nobody expressed any "allergies" to "illeism" when Cartmann did it. And he used to all the time. What ever happened to him anyway? Not important. As to the "mulatta" thing, I suppose it's all cultural. Wouldn't go over well in the States, but throughout Latin America people use race / color and physical characteristics like "gordo" (fat) to describe and interact directly face-to-face with other people all the time. When in Rome do as the Romans do if you're comfortable enough I guess.

[Nuupter]

Great report TheCane. I am guessing we tourist types are being slapped with about 200 BR tourist tax by these girls at high-end boates. Unfortunately our visits are short and have to make the best of it. Sometimes when you see something good you have to put the bid in.

When I was in scandallo, I invited a few girls that I like to sit chat and drink with me, and also got their contacts. Since I was currently with a girl in the club, I told them I will contact them the next day. One girl from Curitiba offered me 1500 for 4 hours + her other friend for 800 for 4 hours. So I kinda hit the jackpot. Another girl I contacted gave me a price of 1200 for 4 hours, before she starts work in the club. Too bad there was some communication problem as she did not know I was trying to tell her don't go to scandallo so early and spent time with me before going.

These were also without negotiations. And I did not see a need to negotiate lower. Also I don't speak much Portuguese, and people know I'm a foreigner.

[WyattEarp]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

[WyattEarp]

Now that you mention it, yes there were some mulattas there. As a matter of fact, the first girl to approach me was a mulatta.

The Cane, I hope you and others aren't offended by the word mulatta. The Brazilian escorts I have seen used this term themselves in their social media.

I know the term might be losing favor in Brazil. I've met a few dark-complected program girls (actually darker than the self-proclaimed mulattas) who sharply told me they weren't mulatta, but rather Brasileira.

[The Cane]

Sticking with my plan to alternate between something old and something new, I decided to hit the Bahamas Hotel Club next. This is another place I had not been to that I found out about by reading the reports of others. The address is Rua dos Chanes, 571, which happens to be nearly identical to the address for Chanes 57 (Rua dos Chanes, 57). In fact, what the taxi driver did was take me to Chanes 57, even though I had clearly shown him the correct address for the Bahamas Hotel Club with the name of the club written on the piece of paper I gave him. He turned his cab around and took me back down to the other end of the street where I wanted to go. I said I would not return to Chanses 57, and I meant it ha!

There was a nice older lady working reception at Bahamas who was helpful and ready to explain everything. She spoke Spanish, so that helped a lot. There were three options for gaining entrance to the club. Option 1 was to pay a basic entrada fee of 150 reals. Or, per option number 2, with a consumo fee of 150 reals, the entrance fee came down to about 100 reals. Option number 3, I didn't quite understand or get everything that she was telling me. But what I could make of it, if you paid some super consumo fee of like 500 reals, that entitled you to access to a lot more house services, but exactly what I wasn't really sure of. If anybody else reading has been to this club, then maybe you can clarify. Anyway, I went with option 2. The lady explained further that the on-premises hotel charged 65 reals per hour for a room (I did not session so cannot comment on what the rooms are like). Also did not get into any "negotiations" with any of the girls regarding their price for the pussy.

Upon entering the main area of the club, I was a little surprised by how small it was. I expected it to be a lot larger based on what I had seen on the internet. A girl did tell me that there was a downstairs area with hot and dry saunas, plus the girls' locker room facility. I ordered a drink and took a seat. I would say there was in the neighborhood of 30 or so girls on a Friday night, but not that many clients. I got there around 9:30 in the evening, and was told things would pick up later. Most of the girls were mulattas (would make WyattEarp happy) and morenas with a smattering of negras and brancas. I did not see any Asian girls. Using my personal preference scale, I rate the optics of the talent in the 6 to 7 range. That would put Bahamas Hotel Club above Chanes 57, but below The Connection Nightclub (which ranks below the Big Three boites of Scandallo, Bomboa, and Cafe Photo in re optics).

I was approached by several tutes of different colors, and to be honest, I was not too taken with what I was seeing. Most of the brancas were the "spinner" types with smaller, flatter behinds. Sometimes I'm in the mood for that, but not normally, and especially not in Brazil where I travel to in order to get with girls with some big "boo boo"? Do you know what I mean? LOL! Too many of the other girls were either too heavy, or had bad teeth, or facially just did not appeal to me. Don't get me wrong though. There were some cute ones there, like this one mulatta with a beautiful smile and sparkling green eyes who offered to show me around.

I hung around for a couple of hours to see if anything I had to have was going to show up. Downed one more drink. Ordered a little dinner. Was hoping "my baby's momma" was going show up, but she did not. I finally decided to call it a early night and left around 11:30 pm to return to my hotel. Would I go to the Bahamas Hotel Club again? Well, it depends. If my schedule was tight, then my answer would be no. It would have to be cut out of the rotation. I would choose to give Casarao another go instead, which I will be skipping during this particular trip. But if I had more time on my hands, then yes I would stop in on Bahamas and give it another look. I think the place has some real potential "doables", especially if you're into the mulattas and morenas.

Next stop? Something tried and true! So stay tuned!

[The Cane]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

Yes, it's only you. Ha!

[Sperto]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

[Steve 9696]

Thanks for the spectacular report out Cane. Not many people bother to bring the full detailed experience to life and you did with aplomb. Great stuff.

And glad to see the alignment on venue. There is no more spectacular place worldwide to spend an evening. Plus I am almost exclusively an Asians and Latinas guy and the sheer quantity of "my type" is staggering. Just the best!

And pro-tip refresher for newbies: Go up to the front right where the band plays. You can stand on the little platform step there and 80% of the girls will cycle by like a sushi carousel. It’s possible to overlook a back wall wallflower, so u might have to explore there as well. But u can see most girls without lifting a finger this way.

[The Cane]

The Cane, no mulattas that night? I've been with some stunning mulattas in Brazil. May I ask were Aline's breasts natural or augmented? Not sure you mentioned it. One of the naturally, bustiest girls I have been with was a fair, freckled skinned brunette from Rio Grande do Sul. She had some Scottish blood. Go figure.

Now that you mention it, yes there were some mulattas there. As a matter of fact, the first girl to approach me was a mulatta. There were probably more than I realized since my personal radar is set to hone in on the brancas and morenas LOL! Aline's bust was all natural. Maybe a see-cup? Not huge but not small either. Very nice with beautiful pink nipples hehehe! I did not ask of what stock she was. Being from the south of Brazil, I know that there are a lot of Italians down there. But who knows. Like many of us have noted before, Brazil is such a diverse country.