Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[AmPervert]

On the strength of the many positive reviews on this site, I called into Tulip to evaluate June for myself. Not knowing what she looked like, I didn't book ahead. Instead, I addressed the lineup and asked June to identify herself. She has a wicked smile and a seductive manner but June is both larger and older than I had anticipated. I just couldn't go through with it. People talk about June like she's got a stash of leprechaun's gold hidden up her ring-piece but IMHO only the most intrepid should go there to dig it up.

Hopefully you didn't make her feel badly because she does have a stash of leprechaun's gold hidden up her ring-piece.

[Syzygies]

I get to see your disgusting posts at breakfast, thanks. Do you have anything else to do but come here and discuss stanky snatch?

Funny you think a post is disgusting when I merely talk about DATY on clean Thai pussy (and being sure by the sniff test). You certainly seem weird man. I am not into anything "disgusting" at all. Not even "nasty" stuff. Hence I am not even motivated to go to Tulip.

Up to you what you read at breakfast time. DATY is such a beautiful thing. Not at all disgusting. Very rarely meet smelly pussy here. I was merely refuting another guy's paranoia about disgusting unclean pussy. I believe girls should know how to clean (if any take CIP). Most of my girls probably do not take CIP often (but I no way I could know for sure).

Any guys scared of unclean pussy should try to be girl's first customer for the day I guess, or try to find a virgin. Ha ha

[Syzygies]

She is married with 2 kids now.

Yeh back in the province. I don't have any more detail, but definitely not working any longer. Did not hear much detailed personal stuff recently, other than on this forum (which could be distorted). Its enough t know she is not available any more. Its 10 years since her Tulip days, and quite a while since was at other shops. It is well known she had twins a few years back.

Nothing new here. Has been posted before if do a search to find it.

All my regulars disappear sooner or later (or at least become taken and unavailable), and usually sooner. Really nice girls can't last too long.

[AssLover945]

I managed to meet this lovely lady a few years ago when she was working at Cherry Massage. Unfortunately she left before I had the chance to see her again. Does anyone knows if she's still working somewhere?

She is married with 2 kids now.

[Nyezhov]

I like to try to be a girl's first customer for the day, but unless you can be certain of this, you are likely kidding yourself if you think you can be sure which girls have recently had cum in them or not.

If a girl is not good at cleaning then you can smell whatever bad things have been there (assuming nose works well like mine). If she is good at cleaning, you will never know.

Performing oral on a girl is not a dangerous activity. So it's merely about if she smells and tastes nice. I did not go down on ex Farang wife because she failed the smell and taste test. Had thrush a lot and was poor at cleaning. Bad diet too.

Some hookers insist on condoms but you never know if they make exceptions for "special" customers. Then there is the Thai BF.

I get to see your disgusting posts at breakfast, thanks. Do you have anything else to do but come here and discuss stanky snatch?

[Amnesia]

A huge number of Thais are infected with fun stuff like mycoplasma and other things that low end unequipped backward doctors don't test for. You will know when you have gonorrhea, lots of discharge and very painful. There's no mistaken it. But lots of other stuff people don't take seriously or even know about, yet they can damage. I recommend getting a NAAT test for mycoplasma and ureaplasma at a real hospital that knows what they are doing.

Yes, must've been one of those other bacterial infections that aren't Gonorrhea or Chlamydia. Did a test for both at an STD clinic and turned out to be negative. So must be one of the others. Only did the NAAT test at the hospital after taking antibiotics so don't know what exactly it was.

[Rick Rock]

I got a bacterial infection. Probably not Gonorrhea since the discharge from my cock was clear and fluid, rather than thick and yellowish. Don't know her name unfortunately. While it can be treated with antibiotics, these bacteria become increasingly resistant. I'm quite worried about the fact that these kind of infections are happening to me a lot more these days as compared to my first four years in Thailand many years ago (I think I had exactly one Gonorrhea from an Eastern European hooker during 2008-2012 but probably ten bacterial infections during the last two years, mostly from non-pro dating site gals though).

HIV test was negative fortunately.

A huge number of Thais are infected with fun stuff like mycoplasma and other things that low end unequipped backward doctors don't test for. You will know when you have gonorrhea, lots of discharge and very painful. There's no mistaken it. But lots of other stuff people don't take seriously or even know about, yet they can cause damage. I recommend getting a NAAT test for mycoplasma and ureaplasma at a real hospital that knows what they are doing.

Don't mind the internet physicians. Thailand has some of the highest STD rates in the world, and Asia is the center of antibiotic resistant STIs.

[Mr Benn]

I like to try to be a girl's first customer for the day, but unless you can be certain of this, you are likely kidding yourself if you think you can be sure which girls have recently had cum in them or not.

Agreed. Some guys apparently use a dental dam but I suspect that they would also leave the polythene bag on their new sofa.

[Syzygies]

If a working girl offers me BBFS, I'll check on the condom before finishing what I started but this is the kiss of death for our long-term relationship. I've been known to perform a little cunnilingus on clean, condom-aware girls who respond positively to it but only a cum-gargling fool would adopt this strategy in Tulip.

I like to try to be a girl's first customer for the day, but unless you can be certain of this, you are likely kidding yourself if you think you can be sure which girls have recently had cum in them or not.

If a girl is not good at cleaning then you can smell whatever bad things have been there (assuming nose works well like mine). If she is good at cleaning, you will never know.

Performing oral on a girl is not a dangerous activity. So it's merely about if she smells and tastes nice. I did not go down on ex Farang wife because she failed the smell and taste test. Had thrush a lot and was poor at cleaning. Bad diet too.

Some hookers insist on condoms but you never know if they make exceptions for "special" customers. Then there is the Thai BF.

[Amnesia]

Bacterial infections are easy to catch, for working girls or non working girls maybe even more so. Pretty amazing you caught 10 of them during last 2 years. Clearly you are not concerned about it, so great, no big deal. Other guys claim to never have got one despite barebacking regularly with many girls. Are they lying or just fucking lucky?

Are they really on the increase? I am not too sure. Maybe people are getting more complacent, with big drop in HIV frequency of new cases.

I can only judge by my own experience. Based on that, the increase is significant. I used to live in Thailand four years from 2008-2012 and now two years again. During the first four years I fucked way more pros than non-pros but caught only one Gonorrhea. I now fuck almost only non-pros and the odd pro every once in a while but am catching way more bacterial infections. So yes, I am concerned about resistance against antibiotics.

[Mr Benn]

I got a bacterial infection.

If a working girl offers me BBFS, I'll check on the condom before finishing what I started but this is the kiss of death for our long-term relationship. I've been known to perform a little cunnilingus on clean, condom-aware girls who respond positively to it but only a cum-gargling fool would adopt this strategy in Tulip.

[Syzygies]

I got a bacterial infection Probably not Gonorrhea since the discharge from my cock was clear and fluid, rather than thick and yellowish. Don't know her name unfortunately. While it can be treated with antibiotics, these bacteria become increasingly resistant. I'm quite worried about the fact that these kind of infections are happening to me a lot more these days as compared to my first four years in Thailand many years ago (I think I had exactly one Gonorrhea from an Eastern European hooker during 2008-2012 but probably ten bacterial infections during the last two years, mostly from non-pro dating site gals though).

HIV test was negative fortunately.

Bacterial infections are easy to catch, for working girls or non working girls maybe even more so. Pretty amazing you caught 10 of them during last 2 years. Clearly you are not concerned about it, so great, no big deal. Other guys claim to never have got one despite barebacking regularly with many girls. Are they lying or just fucking lucky?

Are they really on the increase? I am not too sure. Maybe people are getting more complacent, with big drop in HIV frequency of new cases.

[Mr Benn]

Ann has a relatively pretty face, nice round tits, and a fair dose of goodwill when it comes to Tulip's classics.

Thanks Telnitz. I will check Ann out when I visit Tulip next time.

[Smoothy]

I also made the mistake of taking Janet. When you select the only acceptable face from a line-up of gorgons, this is the risk that you take. As her smile faded, she took to me with all the enthusiasm of a prisoner dragged from her cell for interrogation and things went rapidly downhill from there.

You do wax poetic. I think most of us can relate to the picture you paint. Good stuff.

[Telnitz]

On the strength of the many positive reviews on this site, I called into Tulip to evaluate June for myself. Not knowing what she looked like, I didn't book ahead. Instead, I addressed the lineup and asked June to identify herself.

She has a wicked smile and a seductive manner but June is both larger and older than I had anticipated. I just couldn't go through with it. People talk about June like she's got a stash of leprechaun's gold hidden up her ring-piece but IMHO only the most intrepid should go there to dig it up.

I agree, the sacrifice in terms of look is too big.

Ann has a relatively pretty face, nice round tits, and a fair dose of goodwill when it comes to Tulip's classics.