Pattaya Reports

[Linyjo]

Have a look at the shithole they are coming from and you'll understand why they are fascinated by that place.

Well, this got a reaction. I am shocked by how many panzies made comments defending these places. Perhaps the board should set up a Safespace thread for the snowflake soy boys to go hang out and feel protected from reality and honesty.

Here is a reality test for you.

If your sanitary system is to dig a hole in the ground and shit into, you are from a shithole place. It's really that simple.

[Syzygies]

I've met all kind of girls over there but not remember a single one that tells me she came back from a hard period of work in her hometown. The only thing they say is that they took a rest from Pattaya and went in their hometown. And it's verified by pictures on their facebook or by the 2-3 kilos they already took after 10 days there.

I think you are developing a slight distortion here. True some girls get lazy in home province, others have to work hard and help with rice planting etc. Both situations exist. In the province is not necessarily blissful. Plenty of girls mentioned going home to help rice planting or harvesting. May not post pics on facebook of that. Too boring and rice field is not place for selfies, yet my Mrs did send me pics of her out working in the field clad in cover up gear head to toe (against the sun), before I moved to the farm as well. A country girl, not Hi-so.

My Mrs gets up 5 am to 5. 30 most mornings and is working hard throughput the day sometimes till late in evening. In the hot season, it is quite difficult to work outdoors in the sun, so she stayed in the shade drinking beer and gaining weight, but preparing Bamboo shoots for food (just one example). In the wet season it is easier to work outside when cloudy and even when raining. Now she has lost weight again, back to a hot figure.

You really need to be on a farm and see it first hand what is going on, like I do, or better still multiple farms. What you did not see for yourself, is purely guesswork.

True some MP girls put on a lot of weight in the province, suddenly eating much more sticky rice and drinking beer, maybe their mother's cooking. Yet they may have had a significant farm work to help with, feeding various animals, like cows, chickens, etc. Preparing feed, watering vegetables, planting rice, harvesting rice. The work load is not even all year round. Country houses needed a lot more cleaning too, due to dust, insects, etc.

I typically gain weight in Bangkok but lose weight in the Province on a farm due to eating more healthy and more activity. Bangkok is the real lazy place. However if MP girls get several fucks a day, that sexercise may help them keep weight off, and likely they will try to watch their weight too, to better get customers.

Its the Hi-so girls that are exceptionally lazy, and also some jobs require girls to just sit basically doing very little all day. My own work is cerebral and not physical.

Weight gain or loss is not that highly correlated to how hard girls are physically working, necessarily. Much more correlated to what they eat and drink.

[Syzygies]

I had a great time in Pattaya back in May. Of course anyone else's experiences may vary. But, I had such a good time in Pattaya and met a number of attractive, let's get it on, girls the last time, that I have doubled the amount of time I am going to spend there when I return. Palace, mentioned recently in the BKK thread, was ok, but I really liked a couple of other Go Go's even more. In fact, the Walking Street Go Go I liked best; I rate the #1 Go Go in Thailand at the present moment. It really rocked! It had great girls and a really friendly vibe. I believe I mentioned the bar in my trip report that I posted at the time. Plus, I unexpectedly found afternoon bliss on Soi 6 and on Soi Full Love Inn, of all places. So, I can't wait to return.

No question that Pattaya is the shithole on the gulf, but it's our shithole and after 20 years or more I am getting fond of the place.

Huh? You accidentally omitted the name of your favourite Go go or on purpose? If I search for your report will it be obvious which is favourite and why? I will go check. Obviously the vibe, quality and attitude of the girls I guess. Anyway I know your taste is a lot closer to mine than Goatscrot's most likely. I guess I have to make time to get down there sooner or later just so I know what Pattaya is like these days after not having been to the so called "shithole" for 25 years Ha ha.

I think it has to be more interesting than Laos, and Phnom Penh, ha ha. When I loose all my regular girls might be the perfect timing. The Mrs. Might need to think I am somewhere else, and use the monger phone only.

[Franciscass]

What the duck? My experience is totally opposite of what you are describing. Most of the girls I know that are from farms, are saving up to buy their own damn farm to work on. They go home and send me pictures of them getting up at 5 am and working with crops and shit and tapping rubber trees with their farm clothes on. They see Pattaya as a place to go get money to make the purchases they need to settle down back where they came from.

Some perhaps but as a generalization not my experience. Insomniacs notwithstanding I doubt getting up at 5 am to tap rubber trees is hardly anybody's idea of fun.

[Goferring]

Dude, gays make every place better.

Hahahaha. True.

And they have some smooooooking hot girlfriends. 🤩.

Enjoy. G.

[John Clayton]

I don't like shitholes. I leave that for gays.

Dude, gays make every place better.

[Gargamon]

replies came from everywhere defending their chosen city. 😄.

Many of the Expat complainers are "all in" on their chosen location had have tied up all their resources there. Allowing you to criticize this location would make it possible that they made a mistake and that just can't be allowed as there are no other options available to them.

[Turgid]

...........No question that Pattaya is the shithole on the gulf, but it's our shithole and after 20 years or more I am getting fond of the place.

I don't like shitholes. I leave that for gays.

[Member #4698]

I had a great time in Pattaya back in May. Of course anyone else's experiences may vary. But, I had such a good time in Pattaya and met a number of attractive, let's get it on, girls the last time, that I have doubled the amount of time I am going to spend there when I return. Palace, mentioned recently in the BKK thread, was ok, but I really liked a couple of other Go Go's even more. In fact, the Walking Street Go Go I liked best; I rate the #1 Go Go in Thailand at the present moment. It really rocked! It had great girls and a really friendly vibe. I believe I mentioned the bar in my trip report that I posted at the time. Plus, I unexpectedly found afternoon bliss on Soi 6 and on Soi Full Love Inn, of all places. So, I can't wait to return.

No question that Pattaya is the shithole on the gulf, but it's our shithole and after 20 years or more I am getting fond of the place.

[Turgid]

How many days in a row are they doing this? I've never been sent these pictures but some of them "show" pictures of themselves doing some stuff in the farm on their facebooks. Next thing I see is two days later they are back in Bangkok or Pattaya selling their asses again. You're correct that they like Pattaya firstly for the money and it's exactly what I've been saying from the beginning but most of them still love the place.

I've met all kind of girls over there but not remember a single one that tells me she came back from a hard period of work in her hometown. The only thing they say is that they took a rest from Pattaya and went in their hometown. And it's verified by pictures on their facebook or by the 2-3 kilos they already took after 10 days there.

Even girls that have money and don't need to go there to make bucks are attracted by that place but these girls don't stay there for the living.

There are some guys on this forum who, because of a couple bad lays, get testy and say negative things about the girls and their environs. I hope you are not one of them. A monger will always get bad lays, try to focus on the good ones and you may see things differently.

[Ass Addict]

What the duck? My experience is totally opposite of what you are describing. Most of the girls I know that are from farms, are saving up to buy their own damn farm to work on. They go home and send me pictures of them getting up at 5 am and working with crops and shit and tapping rubber trees with their farm clothes on. They see Pattaya as a place to go get money to make the purchases they need to settle down back where they came from.

How many days in a row are they doing this? I've never been sent these pictures but some of them "show" pictures of themselves doing some stuff in the farm on their facebooks. Next thing I see is two days later they are back in Bangkok or Pattaya selling their asses again. You're correct that they like Pattaya firstly for the money and it's exactly what I've been saying from the beginning but most of them still love the place.

I've met all kind of girls over there but not remember a single one that tells me she came back from a hard period of work in her hometown. The only thing they say is that they took a rest from Pattaya and went in their hometown. And it's verified by pictures on their facebook or by the 2-3 kilos they already took after 10 days there.

Even girls that have money and don't need to go there to make bucks are attracted by that place but these girls don't stay there for the living.

[Ass Addict]

It's amazing how that word triggers many people. I've described both Patts and Angeles as shitholes but shitholes with character that need to be experienced and enjoyed at least once and replies came from everywhere defending their chosen city. It's as if I would just look past the detrious floating or walking down the street, I would magically see the true Nirvana. 😄.

Enjoy. G.

Yeah, I can understand them. Some people can get very sensitive when you give name to places where their girlfriends are coming from.

[Bouvis]

Have a look at the shithole they are coming from and you'll understand why they are fascinated by that place.

Possibly not shit holes but more like the ass end of earth and if not you can see it from there.

[Mr Enternational]

I used that word because I think it's an easy and convenient word to describe the place they come from as an environnment that is "not good for anything" except staying lazy all day long and enjoying the company of their family.

These girls cannot work anymore in the farms because the work is too hard for them, most of the time there's nothing to do there and the best option for them, if they are lucky is to get a factory job for a hard work but low salary.

What the duck? My experience is totally opposite of what you are describing. Most of the girls I know that are from farms, are saving up to buy their own damn farm to work on. They go home and send me pictures of them getting up at 5 am and working with crops and shit and tapping rubber trees with their farm clothes on. They see Pattaya as a place to go get money to make the purchases they need to settle down back where they came from.

[Goferring]

My apologises if I did hurt someone's feeling or if I offended anyone by using the word "shithole", this was not done on purpose.

It's amazing how that word triggers many people. I've described both Patts and Angeles as shitholes but shitholes with character that need to be experienced and enjoyed at least once and replies came from everywhere defending their chosen city. It's as if I would just look past the detrious floating or walking down the street, I would magically see the true Nirvana. 😄.

Enjoy. G.