Lisbon

[DocPepper]

Thank you very much Docpepper for those perfect reports.

That was Kelly Santos first ever review anywhere, and it provides very valuable information, especially with the upcoming Lisbon web conference, where a lot of new visitors are reading the thread and looking for recommendations.

Your review of Valentina Satori is very consistent with her other reviews here, and her 7 and 9 out of ten reviews on the local board. On the local board, one of her reviews says she has a nice body, but her tail (as they call it on the local board) is a little bit flabby.

We all wish the Kelly Santoses of the business would pay attention to the reviews. Look at this translated review of Valentina Sartori from the local gp-pt.net local board..

Absolutely agree M88 10 minutes at the end for a bit of GFE / Massage would have turned a good punt into.

An excellent punt! I am a one pop man most of the time but always nice touch when a girl makes an effort at least to fill up the time you are paying for.

Did like the NURU spa set up and next time I would just turn up and see what took my fancy.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks. I wish I was good at languages. Any bit of advice helps.

Google Chrome certainly has some translation defects.

Whichever word that reviewers typically use for butt of ass on gp-pt.net translates to tail on a Google Chrome.

And sometimes certain aspects of anal sex translates to the English word fart, which I suspect would mortify most Portuguese providers if they ever read those reviews in the English that Google Chrome translates them to.

Time for a quick lesson in Portuguese:

"Tail" translates as "cauda" which means that long (or not so long) appendix that animals - cats, dogs, horses, lizards... - have.

"Ass", "butt", "bottom", booty" you can translate to "rabo" (socially acceptable) "cu", "peida", "bunda" (Brazilian).

And that's it.

[Kama Leão]

I am a very absent minded creature. Only now did I notice that I had 4 private messages unchecked, since the beggining of this year. My very sincere apologies for this careless attitude, especially to BlueBudgie, even if I believe that what he needed to know has been answered.

[Kama Leão]

On the local board, one of her reviews says she has a nice body, but her tail (as they call it on the local board) is a little bit flabby.

Time for a quick lesson in Portuguese:

"Tail" translates as "cauda" which means that long (or not so long) appendix that animals - cats, dogs, horses, lizards... - have.

"Ass", "butt", "bottom", booty" you can translate to "rabo" (socially acceptable) "cu", "peida", "bunda" (Brazilian).

And that's it.

[Mongerer88]

Thank you very much Docpepper for those perfect reports.

That was Kelly Santos first ever review anywhere, and it provides very valuable information, especially with the upcoming Lisbon web conference, where a lot of new visitors are reading the thread and looking for recommendations.

Your review of Valentina Satori is very consistent with her other reviews here, and her 7 and 9 out of ten reviews on the local board. On the local board, one of her reviews says she has a nice body, but her tail (as they call it on the local board) is a little bit flabby.

We all wish the Kelly Santoses of the business would pay attention to the reviews. Look at this translated review of Valentina Sartori from the local gp-pt.net local board.

"Good morning, I went to visit this girl in a clinic known in the street Lourenço Coutinho, easy to park. It is about 1. 62 delicious and the photos are very faithful. We started with a lot of preaching already before the bath, hygiene done the girl made no effort to please. She did a wonderful oral where I ended up coming very fast and after another shower sucked more and did not regulate positions, literally fucked until the time is over, which is controlled but never felt rushed.

The value of 120 is high but it was worth it and I saw some other very interesting girls there, going out and entering other rooms. I want to repeat.

I apologize as I am still adapting to the gp. Pt format; I am a forista of gpguia do Brasil also. Greetings to all the confreres.

This hot little girl loves what she does and is a sympathy."

It appears from your review that Kelly Santos has a better body than Valentina Satori, but look how the greater effort put into the session, and working hard for the full hour that the customer purchased, leaves the customer with a better memory of a girl like Valentina than of Kelly. I guess an approach if a guy is booking Kelly, and wants to come twice in the hour, is to make it clear when booking her that she needs to stay the full hour for two cums. Maybe she will finally get the picture of how that is supposed to work.

The same concept happened many threads ago when a customer preferred Patricia of EP (who is still on hiatus) to Bella Lorenzo of EP, even though Bella was hotter.

Anyway, thanks again for the great reviews.

And speaking of flabbier tails (this one is flabbier than Valentina's), I noted previously that the former Paula Borges is now going by the name Tainara Lobo, and I noticed this morning that she put up an Apartadox ad in addition to the other ad I linked to.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...Lobo-4404.html

Tainara Lobo would not, based on the reviews, be as good of a choice as Valentina, but Tainara is well thought of amongst reviewers who love oral sex with CIM.

So there are three CIM ladies here in one post. Can't beat that. Without reviews, we wouldn't know what is offered, or about their personalities.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...tori-4294.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...ly-S-4142.html

And of course if any of us see the return of Lila, we will post it.

So. Firstly thanks to everyone especially Mongerer88 for information and.

Pointers in the right direction. Had a great couple of nights in Lisbon and would like to feed back on the punting experience.

My ideal hit list was Valentina Sartori and the Elusive Isis Nagueira, tough ask with the latter I know!

Valentina Sartori.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...tori-4294.html

Easy communication by whatsApp and quick reply for a 1 hour booking in the evening. Street name given but from information on here already guessed it was Nuru Spa https://www.nuruspalisboa.com/.

The place is well reported on and yes looks a bit rough from the outside but quite outstanding inside..

[DocPepper]

So. Firstly thanks to everyone especially Mongerer88 for information and.

Pointers in the right direction. Had a great couple of nights in Lisbon and would like to feed back on the punting experience.

My ideal hit list was Valentina Sartori and the Elusive Isis Nagueira, tough ask with the latter I know!

Valentina Sartori.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...tori-4294.html

Easy communication by whatsApp and quick reply for a 1 hour booking in the evening. Street name given but from information on here already guessed it was Nuru Spa https://www.nuruspalisboa.com/.

The place is well reported on and yes looks a bit rough from the outside but quite outstanding inside.

Valantina was not quite as expected, a little less toned than her pictures on Apartadox make her out to be, but never the less a nice body and a pretty face. As reported by many, great attitude and very friendly. BBBJ, protected sex and Anal offered, taken and enjoyed followed by a nice massage.

Kelly Santos.

https://escortprivada.com/escort/kelly-santos/

No luck with Isis Nagueira so day 2 decided to contact EP via email to see who was available.

Asked for one of the the'Almeida sisters but told they were not available and Kelly Santos was recommended as an alternative. Body looked great in the pics so decided may as well take one for the Team as there seemed very little information on her on the forum.

The meet: Kelly arrived at the apartment 10 minutes late but not an issue for me.

First impressions, I was not disappointed a good 7/10 facially but a killer 9/10 for the body, very much as appears in her pictures. Very friendly and smiley but did not speak much English, however we managed with some limited Spanish on my part.

The action consisted of some light kissing, very good oral without and sex in various position, finished with CIM which was expertly delivered. A couple of things to point out, She is Brazilian and not Portuguese as stated in the profile and she has short hair as can be seen in some of her pictures and not the really long hair as shown in others. This may be a deciding factor for some.

If I was looking for some negatives I would say she could have stayed a bit longer as she arrived late and left early and a bit more GFE especially at the end to fill the hour would have been nice. But overall a good experience and I would recommend.

Apologies if the report is not up to the standard of some but I tried.

Until next time!

[Emeli67]

Dear Mongerer88 and Kama Leao,

I know this is unlikely, but could you give a notice in the forum if the beautiful Lila comes back?

Thank you a lot.

[Member #4703]

Hi guys,

I am looking for someone who is slim, petite, preferably in her 20's and likes DATY. I searched the form and I see Sara Valente and Catarina Moura have been favourably reviewed for DATY, so they are def an option.

Bella Lorenzo has been described as an stunner, although not as good a GFE as the above two. Does anyone have DATY experience with her?

[Member #4703]

Went back to Nuru today as a walk in. The madame opened the door for me and asked whether I had an appointment to which I answered that I did not but wanted to see who was available. She walked me into one of the waiting rooms and asked what type of massage I was interested in. I told her I was interested in full service and then she answered that the type of massage you want is called the relaxing massage. So there you have it: It's the relaxing massage which they have on the menu on their website. I wouldn't pay attention to the description or pricing on the website. I was shown 5 ladies all of whom were very attractive. I was in the mood for a mixed race lady today and there was only one such lady, Brazilian, in the mix and that's who I took. Another enjoyable session with Noa who told me she has only been in the country for a month from Sao Paulo. BBBJ. Pleasantly curvy but not obese. Slightly oversized operated breasts with a natural feel. Full ass but narrow waist which made the view from behind on all 4's pleasant indeed.

How much did for the 'relaxing massage' and for how long? I called Nuru Spa today and asked for a massage with extras and was quoted 180 euros per hour for the massage and was told that the ladies decide the extras themselves (which are on top of 180 I guess). I know I should have gone to the spa physically and checked, maybe the rates are different there.

[Kama Leão]

Is this the same lady who sometimes advertises as Russian Helena?

Elena Russa: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_elena_russa_08/.

Exactly. And not "sometimes" but always.

[BlueBudgie]

Is this the same lady who sometimes advertises as Russian Helena?

Elena Russa: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_elena_russa_08/.

[Kama Leão]

I've recently made an update of Lisbon's best courtesans active now for a French board. I think it can obviously be useful here too.

Apart from Marcya Villar, all of them are (delightful) MILFs.

Elena Russa: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_elena_russa_08/.

Inês Ávila: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_ines_avila_23/ ; https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...vila-2983.html.

Nita: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/nita-74219 ; https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...ntos-4136.html.

Ana Sofia: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/...?from_search=1 ; https://www.momentosdeprazer.com/Acompanhante/AnaSofia.

Joana: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/...?from_search=1.

Luciana: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/...?from_search=1 ; https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...Melo-4439.html.

Nikita: https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...kita-1966.html ; https://www.momentosdeprazer.com/Acompanhante/NikitaPT.

Marcya Villar: https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...llar-3043.html.

Elena Silva: https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...ilva-3018.html.

Joana de Sá: https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...e-Sa-3213.html.

Lara Fonseca: http://www.portalprivado.com/acompan...ompanhante=109.

[Mongerer88]

Bump for Jackofnone.

Bad news: the amazing Russian Larissa, is no longer active (sob). One of the best ever Lisbon MILFs quit the highly noble art of escorting.

To replace her, the most likely candidate is Russian Elena: https://www.docemassagem.com/massagista_elena_russa_29/.

GFE meets PSE, great BBBJTC, A-level, DATY, DFK, you name it.

[Mongerer88]

... more from Nita in Sousexy: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/nita-74219.

And an interview with her: https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/bl...te-nita-santos

For those who can't read Portuguese, in a nutshell, she prefers older men, loves cowgirl and enjoys a lot of foreplay.

Here is her interview run through Google Translate.

TugaEris. What kind of services do you provide?

Nita Santos. I do the so-called full service! Vaginal, oral and anal.

TugaEris. What kind of foreplay do you prefer?

Nita Santos. I am very sweet, I like the touch, kisses and caresses.

TugaEris. Undressing or being naked?

Nita Santos. I like a man who appreciates me, so I like to be naked.

TugaEris. What kind of men do you like?

Nita Santos. I like mature men.

TugaEris. Are you an ideal customer age or profile?

Nita Santos. Men with class and respectful.

TugaEris. What is your favorite position?

Nita Santos. Me on them. Love!

TugaEris. Do you have any taboos?

Nita Santos. I haven't found any yet, so I don't think I have any taboos.

TugaEris. What do you like more and less about this profession?

Nita Santos. I like to have pleasure at work. What I can't stand is poor hygiene.

TugaEris. What can a customer expect when they are with you?

Nita Santos. Friendliness, professionalism, without haste. Come meet me!

[Kama Leão]

... more from Nita in Sousexy: http://www.sousexy.pt/acompanhantes/nita-74219.

And an interview with her: https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/bl...te-nita-santos

For those who can't read Portuguese, in a nutshell, she prefers older men, loves cowgirl and enjoys a lot of foreplay.