Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Why does everything end up being about the 1990's?

I have a saying in real life. If a person talks about what they did in the 80's and 90's it means they have no life / aren't getting enough now. They're living in the past. Hate to guess that's the case for guys who continuously talk about the 90's on ISG too.

[Bouvis]

I first went to Pat Pong in the early 90's and was just amazed. As a young lad, I had been to the Kings Cross strip shows in my country with full on-stage fucking action, but the sleaziness of Pat Pong was on another level. Me and a mate went to the usual ping pong ball, cigarette, razor blade and banana shows. When the young lady shot out the banana from her pussy, me mate just picked it up and ate it as if that was a perfectly normal thing to do. As a young man on his first overseas mongering tour, I was just stunned.

I think I was in the bar that night as I vividly recall a punter eating a banana after it had been violently catapulted across the room. My first real expose to Sleazy fun was also in Patpong. Climbing the stairs to The Kangaroo Club I had no idea what was in store for me. The first thing I saw on that steamy rain soaked day when I walked through the door was a fellow monger sitting on a bar stool with his white jeans down around his ankles and a true professional getting to work on him. From memory this was before lunchtime. Every girl in that tiny bar was available for pipe cleaning services and all had smiles on their faces. You could get the service whilst sitting at the bar, they had small doors cut out at the front of the bar or you could go to some side room and have a curtain drawn. I sat at the bar and had a few beers whilst getting sucked off long and slow whilst having a conversation with an American about The Super Bowl as he was reading from the newspaper sports section whilst have his tube snake charmed. This bar was dirty, filthy, stinking, beautiful. I miss those times.

[Engine Driver]

In early 90's, in Pat Pong, was not uncommon for a girl to sit next to you and put your hand straight inside her panties, and invite a finger to go in deep. This was like bait to catch a fish. There was no total nudity in those days except in Pat Pong shows. This was quite a shock to a moderately innocent monger, never experiencing this behaviour before. Also had a couple of bars where guy would be swamped by multiple girls to start immediate blowjob. Was quite dark in there and eyes still adjusting to the dim light if coming in from outside light. There was no charge for the BJ, you just had to buy the girls drinks (maybe 4 or 5 girls all contributing) which were cheap in those days. Naturally full groping was included. Shame the girls got less and less raunchy over the years in Bangkok.

Phat Pong was a common lunchtime destination for multi girl BBBJ with groping and maybe even going to a fuck in the back room. Girls seemed to be shy about actual fucking. Maybe due to Thai boys hanging around the bar too. The old days were extra fun. Seems like the most raunchy sessions can still be had, but became much more costly.

I first went to Pat Pong in the early 90's and was just amazed. As a young lad, I had been to the Kings Cross strip shows in my country with full on-stage fucking action, but the sleaziness of Pat Pong was on another level. Me and a mate went to the usual ping pong ball, cigarette, razor blade and banana shows. When the young lady shot out the banana from her pussy, me mate just picked it up and ate it as if that was a perfectly normal thing to do. As a young man on his first overseas mongering tour, I was just stunned.

[Franciscass]

No worries, I don't think your trying to argue. I don't mind a bit of discourse.

I get it Linylo, a little toing and froing without personalizing differences can be helpful to both parties.

[Syzygies]

For the life of me I still don't understand the beer bar concept where a guy buys a girl a drink and she remains behind the bar. Why would a guy buy a girl a drink with no DFK and mutual groping?

Ha ha. Just to be friendly? Perhaps to obtain useful gossip and information. The worst of all is to buy mamasan a drink, since she will keep annoyingly returning.

However not nearly enough DFK and mutual groping going on in Bangkok in return for drinks, in some bars. It is a useful interview technique too. Overly timid girls are not that useful on the bed.

Some girls seem to need some alcohol too loosen their morals a lot. Met the odd prim and proper one that alcohol stuffed up, because she became far too slutty for my taste.

In early 90's, in Pat Pong, was not uncommon for a girl to sit next to you and put your hand straight inside her panties, and invite a finger to go in deep. This was like bait to catch a fish. There was no total nudity in those days except in Pat Pong shows. This was quite a shock to a moderately innocent monger, never experiencing this behaviour before. Also had a couple of bars where guy would be swamped by multiple girls to start immediate blowjob. Was quite dark in there and eyes still adjusting to the dim light if coming in from outside light. There was no charge for the BJ, you just had to buy the girls drinks (maybe 4 or 5 girls all contributing) which were cheap in those days. Naturally full groping was included. Shame the girls got less and less raunchy over the years in Bangkok.

Phat Pong was a common lunchtime destination for multi girl BBBJ with groping and maybe even going to a fuck in the back room. Girls seemed to be shy about actual fucking. Maybe due to Thai boys hanging around the bar too. The old days were extra fun. Seems like the most raunchy sessions can still be had, but became much more costly.

[Goferring]

What info were you looking for? Cheap beer, cheap girls. Just make sure age and looks aren't high in your criteria for girl selection. Sure there are exceptions but they are few and far between.

For the life of me I still don't understand the beer bar concept where a guy buys a girl a drink and she remains behind the bar. Why would a guy buy a girl a drink with no DFK and mutual groping?

Are the beer bars getting much business? Last time I was in town, admittedly it was low season, the beer bars were deserted of girls and customers.

It must be a failing business model as the previous visit maybe 10 years ago there were many more bars with huge complexes along Beach Road holding litterally thousands of girls. I didn't see any of that earlier this year.

Cheers. G.

[Banana Boi]

I don't see reviews on Pattaya beer bars, I see it's more popular here than in Bangkok. Can anyone add something on Pattaya beer bar.

What info were you looking for? Cheap beer, cheap girls. Just make sure age and looks aren't high in your criteria for girl selection. Sure there are exceptions but they are few and far between.

For the life of me I still don't understand the beer bar concept where a guy buys a girl a drink and she remains behind the bar. Why would a guy buy a girl a drink with no DFK and mutual groping?

[Banana Boi]

Palace had by far the most amazing gals in Pattaya. Have to say, best collection of GoGo gals I've seen in my 20 years in Thailand. Place was packed and we were the only two western guys in the place. Lots of very young Asian punters. Makes me happy to see young guys out in the P4 P scene. Shame that most young western guys are too PC, scared, and whipped to be out whoring.

Young Farang for some unknown reason believe the girls at Sapphire are prettier than the Palace and Pin Up girls so they all hang out at Sapphire.

I haven't seen a new pretty girl on soi 6 in over a year!

[Linyjo]

I don't mean to argue with you Linylo but putting it bluntly for me it's just not OK to describe where these people live as shitholes and I cannot understand why anybody would want to.

No worries, I don't think your trying to argue. I don't mind a bit of discourse.

Understand, I did not make the comment. It came from member Ass Addict.

Most of these girls love Pattaya. Pattaya means big money to them.
Have a look at the shithole they are coming from and you'll understand why they are fascinated by that place.

I was responding to the people that were reacting like a bunch of snowflakes to his comment. My original purpose was to point out that just saying it does not make it demeaning, derogatory or racist. As was being suggested by others.

[Syzygies]

5 Days Pattaya, have not been here for a decade. Good to fresh up to check the situation.

You learn a lot from these experiences. I guess your 2 pm was supposed to be 2 am.

I agree with Mr. E, that LT mans little and need to agree on a time she will leave. In past I found many girls wanted to end a LT between 5 am and 6 am which was not what I had in mind, wanting a leisurely morning fuck. Also don't pay upfront, and avoid pushy Mamasans.

Was not aware of scam to rush to a Pharmacy fearing pregnancy (I don't normally cum in girls), so some things are new to me.

I have started to test girls in the bar these days to see if I can get tongue kissing out of them after tequilas, before setting the deal. If I get good kissing, it is a good indicator, she can be good on the bed too, but still no guarantee. Can certainly try to see just how enthusiastic a girl is. Some are very enthusiastic, some not. No good kissing, I am reluctant to buy.

[Turgid]

............. But in opposite i am in an advanced age anyhow and the sensation of an organsm got so weak - compared to the sensations during my youth, so my joy while pound the girl is most times more important than the final ejaculation...........

You must try strawberries. They are a rich source of folic acid which is great for libido boosting methylxanthines. So eat all the chocolate dipped strawberries your little heart can stand, it'll make for stronger orgasms and bring a smile to your gogo girl's face.....and yours.

[Metso]

I don't see reviews on Pattaya beer bars, I see it's more popular here than in Bangkok. Can anyone add something on Pattaya beer bar.

[Lorus]

I could not come as I was with the NATTY yesterday. We went for shower. And we tried to relax at bed. But she was nervous!? She said she had to go "to see her Mom at home". "Hey, I paid a lot of money for You! " I said to her, "OK, at 2 pm I will go". I got very angry, why she agreed for a long time. I felt like being cheated, she should have told me before at the bar for a "Short time only".

You should never pay in advance. In your case you could have negotiated for an ST when she wanted to leave.

[John Auro]

Maybe it would be better to agree to her STAYING until a certain time instead of mentioning the word sleep. ... SNiP....

No need to rush. It is called morning after pill for a reason: "If you take it within 72 hours after you've had unprotected sex, levonorgestrel can reduce the risk of pregnancy by up to 89%. If you take Plan be One-Step within 24 hours, it is about 95% effective. ".

No I regret anything, she was the hottested chick in the Club, the only one who dressed completly naked out of 20 and she got spoiled with thousands of Baht the night before by the Middle East men.

And she made me cum in her which hardly any chick is managing since years with me, so everything is ok, am leaving to Yogakarta tomorrow, I would have regret very much not have taken her.

And very much reason for all these things is the missing comunication, everything which is a little complex can not be solved because of language, so I don't blame here.

Actually I admire that Thais can read our writting. We can not read hers.

Morokko girls can read our writing, we can not read their Arab.

Habesha girls can read ours, we can not read their Amharic.

And interesting how things are running in Pattaya these years.

I am not staying her for long- so I can easily afford my 5 days here.

John.

[D Cups]

Went to Patts two nights and holed up with a massage girl I met there (Pim) nice big tits on a small frame like I like. Stayed at Baywalk which is great. Didn't really go into many bars just walked past them. Flew Air Asia direct from Phuket which is better than land route. BTW flew Nok airlines BKK to Phuket for the expressed purpose of seeing the infamous sexy flight attendants but they have all been replaced by older mean hags so I do not recommend taking this airlines for the eye candy -- there is none. Patts is still wild as ever of course but I am not a late night guy any more so I don't have any crazy stories. Tried in vain to find my old watering hole Tahitian Queen there to no avail. There are pretty sexy waitresses at Biergarten at the top of Walking Street that I wanted to pursue but I ran out of time. Cheers.