Davao

[Goferring]

If you are legally married to a Filipina, and you fuck hookers in the Philippines on the side and she finds out, you risk time in the slammer. Haha. True.

There is no "if". Have an anal gangbang with hookers in your wife's province and she and her friends / family WILL find out. Pongo can then pray that he has paid everyone enough incentive to look the other way and pretend nothing happened. If she / they become embarrassed and enraged then ED is right: he's in for a hell of a ride.

All the things he mentioned are available in Davao. But seriously why would someone even look in his wife's back yard when they are available at any number of locations?

If I'm totaly mistaken and banging away in the wife's back yard is indeed a good idea, everything listed is available in the central area around the casino / People's Park. Except the bikini bars: there the quality isn't great as the lookers are in the KTVs.

Enjoy. G.

[PedroMorales]

So are there any reccomendations for Davao........ What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.

These have already been answered. And ye, duck eggs, durian and Château Lafite-Rothschild 1990 (a snip st $10 k a bottle. Ya got to think with the big head though. Davao is not a tourist destination. A tourist destination is a place idle people go to take selfies and get laid. Angeles, Cebu and Disneyland are examples of such places. Loggers' camps, duck egg farms and Davao do not focus on the tourist trade. They are more into Red Horse, coq au vin, beef bourguignon why confit de canard, with some tarte tatin to round things off. If you ask for two hookers to take it up the Khaiber Pass, you will be politely told that is off the menu. Davao is for those ofg us with a dleicate palate, who find Makati and places a little flashy and who prefer to get our ladies off the street, poor, cheap and sans condom.

[Engine Driver]

Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.

A few things are not clear here. What is the reference to mongering in Thailand about? Do you have to be in Davao? There are better places to get the action you are seeking than in Davao. Why can't you place yourself in Manila, Cebu or AC while your wife proceeds to her shithole?

If you are legally married to a Filipina, and you fuck hookers in the Philippines on the side and she finds out, you risk time in the slammer. Haha. True.

Because of the stress and humiliation that she suffers after discovering your affair, she may file a case under the Anti-Violence Against Women and their Children Law, or Anti-VAWC for short. Abuse under the Anti-VAWC is not limited to physical violence. It also includes sexual violence, economic abuse (when the partner commits acts that make the woman financially dependent on him), and psychological violence.

Psychological violence is any act or omission that causes mental or emotional suffering to the victim. Thus, you are liable for the psychological and emotional suffering that you have caused your lovely wife.

Furthermore, your wife may file a complaint for concubinage against you and your hooker. Article 334 of the Philippine Revised Penal Code states that concubinage is committed by "Any husband who shall keep a mistress in the conjugal dwelling, or shall have sexual intercourse, under scandalous circumstances, with a woman who is not his wife, or shall cohabit with her in any other place. " The key term here is "scandalous circumstances". LOL.

Are you sure you still want to fuck those two hookers up the ass while your wife is visiting her relatives at her shithole? Don't worry, if it all turns to shit (no pun intended), we shall all visit you in Bilibid and will remember to bring you a jar of Vaseline so it's not so painful. LOL.

[Sxxxx]

Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.

Yes, well a good idea would be to wine and dine at the Smoking Gun. Have a look at posts below. If no name of restaurant ask here for name and directions. Owner should be able to point you in the direction of some hookers. You will need intel before you arrive, cause Davao works at a slow pace, hence importance of that restaurant mentioned somewhere below, and proprietor. Don't take your wife to that Restaurant, staff working there might spill the beans to your wife.

My favourite 'backwater' / 'outpost' . Davao City, but not for sex, LOL.

One day, I might put a pic of a girl I had in Davao, think it was in the 1st Millenium. There is always exceptions, and she certainly was that. Would rank in my top ten, covering 45 years of whoring touring. Perhaps you will have the same luck, but hopefully, not the same girl.

[Thepongo]

Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.

[Sxxxx]

The answer you seek lies in a wine lister's restaurant in Davao City. Enter, order a glass of French merlot, and look for the smoking man. He can enlighten you as to why the clubfooted one failed to enter the Elysian Fields. Apparently, the poor fella's last meal was a can of Friskies and a bottle of Night Train Express.

At 17.5% alcohol by volume, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere. Woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way. This train-yard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there. As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited. " Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.

Thanks for your detailed and entertaining response. Yes, I shall ask the 'smoking gun' , I mean, 'smoking man' and find out why Clubfoot was refused entry. I wouldn't want it to happen to me!

You have all the intel on Clubfoot. I am receiving PM's asking me "who is Clubfoot" etc. Poor things, they never experienced him in person. CF will go down in mongering history. Well, he has 'gone down' (buried) , and we all hope he 'stays down' , LOL.

It's strange the guys know all about fucky fucky, and want to talk about it 'until the cows come home' , but other matters they 'know not'. Education is required and your (CM) the resident Professor of Prostitution on ISG. Often we have to refer to you for details, as is the case with Clubfoot.

Ol Joe:

Ol Joe, I wrote about in this Davao thread just recently, hope PM'ers read what I said there. Think enough info there. Maybe I should add:

"Before Ol Joe had his ATM cleaned out in Davao City (details in my post this thread) , he paid USA rates of hospitalization for cancer treatment in Phils, for his Filipino wife to be. With significant sums of Ol Joes cash she beat the cancer and migrated to Ol Joes country, and to repay his kindness, it was not long after arriving in his country, before she met a young guy, ran away with him, and also lodged complaints about Ol Joe to the police. This was apparently to protect her 'visa requirements' , that is, explain to government authorities, why she ran off from him, soon after arrival in the country. Police investigated and realized Ol Joe was very old and was affected by a serious case of Parkinsons disease. Elvis Presley never had a chance against Ol Joe, "shaking all over". The Police realized he had been conned.

So then, eventually he returned to the Philippines, and Davao City, where his ATM was cleaned out by his overnight girl / s. Large sum of money, that Joe did not know about until he returned home from his vacation. Joe 'shook' too much, the Davao girls he knew from previous trip / s. He trusted them, and must have given his ATM number to them, as he had severe 'shakes'. He trusted people, one of his mistakes, especially when dealing with our dearly beloved Filipinas. Consequently his local bank wanted their money back. Threatened to sell his house to recoup money. A homeless Parkinsons sufferer. Not a nice plight. Banks will do it, of course. Our banks anyway.

So, a combination of 30 plus years of Parkinsons, "Cancer Patient" doing a runner on him, ATM being emptied by Davao girls, he must have decided to exit Planet Earth (suicide) , which he did, about a year after ATM event.

Nowadays you can not trust anyone, unfortunately, regardless of their ethnicity.

Hope you can understand what I have written above, I suffer (don't we all, LOL) "attention span disorder". Especially when it comes to girls, "hit and run, hit and run". If I am approached by a girl in Phils who says "don't you remember me" ? I say, sorry I suffer from a medical condition 'attention span disorder'. That fucks them (stumps them).

Anyway, all those who sent me PM's re Ol Joe, its all here (same thread) in two posts of mine.

Regarding "Clubfoot" Chocha Monger has all the 'gen' on that, and for a bonus he might introduce you to 'Trim Keeper' too. It's up to him, be nice to him, and you might unearth some interesting stuff.

Fun, fun, its got to be fun.

[Chocha Monger]

I believe the heaven that awaits us is called: "Whorist Heaven" , has anyone heard of it?

Word has it, that Clubfoot was quite rightly rejected at the Golden Gates (of Whorist Heaven) and sent downstairs to Hell!

Chocha Monger, do you have anything on this? Why would 'dearly departed' Clubfoot, be treated so?

The answer you seek lies in a wine lister's restaurant in Davao City. Enter, order a glass of French merlot, and look for the smoking man. He can enlighten you as to why the clubfooted one failed to enter the Elysian Fields. Apparently, the poor fella's last meal was a can of Friskies and a bottle of Night Train Express.

At 17.5% alcohol by volume, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere. Woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way. This train-yard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there. As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited. " Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.

[Sxxxx]

......................The ideal resting place Clubfoot and Old Joe do in the paradise that waits us all.

I believe the heaven that awaits us is called: "Whorist Heaven" , has anyone heard of it?

Word has it, that Clubfoot was quite rightly rejected at the Golden Gates (of Whorist Heaven) and sent downstairs to Hell!

Chocha Monger, do you have anything on this? Why would 'dearly departed' Clubfoot, be treated so?

[PedroMorales]

Keep up the good work and hope your poon hunting days are around for a while yet.

The ideal resting place is beneath the vines with nubile Pinay LBFMs bringing jugs of red and white wines as we pose in our togas, as their cousins draw our portraits and recite Virgil to us. Davao has the jug carriers, the rest of Mindanao more so, rolling hills with buxom lassies waiting to be ravaged as their cousins paint our portraits and read Virgil to us.

Thailand has some good wines and China has lifted its game. The Philippines might get there yet. We can get in on the ground floor by bonking the wenches around San Pedro and explore safely beyond, as Aphrodite, Eos, Anteros.

Eros, Himeros, Hedylogos, Hermaphroditus, Hymen, Pothos, Pan, Peitho, Philotes, Priapus, Clubfoot and Old Joe do in the paradise that waits us all.

[Acejack]

Engine Driver while I don't necessarily agree with everything you said I do find your post to be BLOODY FUNNY. I am a bit of a wine buff and would drink red wine in almost any surrounds. Also I am not sure of the necessity in "date tasting notes" too but the concept does make smile constantly. Keep up the good work and hope your poon hunting days are around for a while yet.

[Engine Driver]

I did not realise Davao was a place for wine aficionados. We have read reports of Old Joe and Mr Clubfoot wandering the streets aimlessly, comparing wine tasting notes, before they keeled over. Which begs the question, isn't it too hot to drink red wine in the Philippines?

Having never drunk a glass of wine in the Philippines (us old railroad guys prefer Red Horse), I always imagine a glass of 2018 Syrah from the foothills of Mount Apo would just burn your throat when it is 95 degrees F outside with humidity to match.

In any case, the only chocolate, plum and coffee notes I want to taste are when I stick my tongue up a hot Pinay's date.

[Makeupaname]

Can you quantify that? How many have we frightened away? As I previously stated, I will be going back to Davao. As Pagadian was mentioned in the article, I will reconsider that place even though I have a lay there.

I've never been south of Cebu / Bohol yet, but I would have no problems with Davao or CDO. Pagadian is in the Zamboanga Peninsula region, I would never go anywhere near there.

[PedroMorales]

If every monger on this entire site went to Davao, San Pedro Street's strolling area would devour the lot of the. It is awash with pussy, though they are not to everyone's taste, catering as they do largely to a local taste (and Indoensian when Garuda lifts its game). Although Davao is relatively safe (even the Vatican is not pick pocket proof), not all the women are 100% safe. Some will try to rob you, no different from elsewhere.

So much for trying to frighten people away.

The Old Joe story is useful information to me, far more so that gold plated toilets.

Davao is a huge city, on the Australian lines one could say, stretches out for ever, not up. It is not a mongering destination and probably never will, as Duterte wants other fish to fry there. There are ex pats all over Mindanao, obvious exceptions of course. Most of them will have a local hooker / wife / whatever holding their hand and most will not stray too far, as the lady will keep their sacks drained.

This British bloke probably thought he was on an easy number like that. But he was being watched. These gangsters can range far and wide with their speed boats, so that is a pertinent point. They had spotters, so that is another.

The bus station in Davao is a major hub. Who is to say there are not spotters there, or further out?

To say Davao or any where else is a crime free Shangrila is nuts, There are heavy duty criminals everywhere, though they may not practice their craft everywhere. To take one small example, the women in Davao tell me they pay protection. Now why would they pay that and to whom? There are far more hookers there than are registered.

No different from anywhere else but that is the actual lie of the land.

[Goferring]

Davao's mongering scene (of which I took advantage for years) is less blatant than those of Makati / Ermita and Cebu, but not very difficult to find and the quality is, generally, reasonably high with lower prices that found in the other two cities mentioned.
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Davao remains however, a very safe city and one that is protective of foreigners.

GE.

GE,

Who'se side are you on?

The narrative is: there are no good looking girls in DVO. NONE. They are all ugly and untouchable. Militia roam the streets looking to kidnap and behead any foreigner foolish enough to look around town.

Let's keep our stories consistent, lest the market become flooded with drooling new visiting mongers. 😁.

Cheers. G.

[GoodEnough]

I know one of the Wine List guys will read this, and have a go at me, but he is not a Monger, and thus is, as always, irrelevant.

"Fun, fun, its got to be fun, or forget it".

As one of the "Wine List guys" to whom your post is addressed, it might surprise you to learn that I agree with much of what you've said. Let me add however, for the benefit of other "wine list guys," there are only a few places here with decent wine lists, though the number is growing.

Davao's mongering scene (of which I took advantage for years) is less blatant than those of Makati / Ermita and Cebu, but not very difficult to find and the quality is, generally, reasonably high with lower prices that found in the other two cities mentioned. That said, Metro Manila and Cebu are likely better for point and click mongering. Surely there's nothing in Davao that comes close to Burgos Street in Makati, or the Mango area of Cebu, and I further agree that if mongering is the only thing on the agenda, then there are simpler alternatives.

Davao remains however, a very safe city and one that is protective of foreigners.

GE.