Medellin Reports

[CuriousFun]

Are you sure Juliana Nochety isn't a tranny?

I have never seen her. So I don't know. I just wanted to share links where the Friends list was not private to help others build their list.

[MedalloPack]

Does she honestly believe that it is normal some guy will pass out tons of money to a random chick only for the sake of helping her out? I don't know what he believed, but the phrase about a fool and his money comes to mind. You don't need to send money to get love gentlemen; love is free. And if you are shelling out money, then be clear that it is going towards the rental of pussy so you won't wind up like this guy when you get into town. Better yet, pay as you go to avoid any confusion.

This mf is even funnier with the memes and twitter feed!
https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/vir...twitter-ie4487

You told me that your dad was sick! Yeah, he got sick when he seen me come home with these 6 million pesos that you sent!

It amazes me how ignorant some of these men can be. It also makes me wonder the age gap on some of these "relationships" you guys think you have.

I am a 37 year old who lives in Medellin and my wife is 30. That is quite a large age gap IMO. If you're 50 or 60 please do not think a woman under 30 is in love with you for anything other than your money.

[Wolf662]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

Boy, I agree there, my 1st trip my date had our taxi go look for weed at 2 am in parts of Centro that were a cross between "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" meets "Zombieland".

[Nounce]

I totally agree that el centro feels a lot of safer than the seedy part of a major US city. It has about 1/10 of homeless people compare to San Francisco.

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

[Surfer500]

I have always said that if thieves in these different countires were waiting for only foreigners to rob, then they would starve to death. A thief does not care who they steal from.

All due respect Mr. E, but a smart thief will steal from what they perceive or think will be a better mark for them. In the context of the original post, it had to do with Colombian versus foreigner as a victim, not Colombians solely as victims.

[Surfer500]

I was in Lleras on Friday night, there were cops walking around with drug sniffing dogs. A few Chicas got caught for carrying Tutsi. I had about a gram and half on me and I was scared shitless.

According to your last two posts your walking around Medellin with an expensive " I"-phone, drugs, and no Spanish speaking skills? Almost sounds like your bragging, but I don't think that's the case.

I would think twice about carrying around an expensive "I" phone with you, there have been several posts about phones being stolen.

In regards to carrying a "stash" on you. Not a good idea being a foreigner as crooked cops will extort money from you, where as a Colombian may just have there stash taken away from them and walk. I have seen this in the bus station where a drug sniffing dog discovered some pot on someone, it was confiscated with no repercussions for the Colombian. However a foreigner in Parque Lleras, and around that area, will most probably not just walk away unscathed. There have been posts about this as well.

So my advice to you is, keep your "I" phone and stash in your room.

[Just Incognito]

Well, read this and you will see where these things can end up.

https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/act...-hechos-ie4487

I will be in Baranquilla in 2 weeks. I wish she could be trusted. I'd pay for that--chick is banging'!

Sheesh! That's what I want.

Check her out on Facebook:

Paola Ariza Oficial.

But, yeah, the broader point: be clear with communication, pay after the deeds are done! And don't take any drama too public like this guy did. That's just going to create more problems IMO.

[Mr Enternational]

Well, read this and you will see where these things can end up.

https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/act...-hechos-ie4487

Does she honestly believe that it is normal some guy will pass out tons of money to a random chick only for the sake of helping her out? I don't know what he believed, but the phrase about a fool and his money comes to mind. You don't need to send money to get love gentlemen; love is free. And if you are shelling out money, then be clear that it is going towards the rental of pussy so you won't wind up like this guy when you get into town. Better yet, pay as you go to avoid any confusion.

This mf is even funnier with the memes and twitter feed!
https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/vir...twitter-ie4487

You told me that your dad was sick! Yeah, he got sick when he seen me come home with these 6 million pesos that you sent!

[Mr Enternational]

As for being mistaken for Colombian reducing your risk of being victim of a crime, you're fooling yourself. Colombians rob Colombians all the time.

I have always said that if thieves in these different countires were waiting for only foreigners to rob, then they would starve to death. A thief does not care who they steal from.

[FortuneWaffers]

Had a Photoprepago flake on me, wasted 22 bucks on a love motel for the day, ended up in Casa New Life.

Paid 180 total for 2 leches, una en culito, una en coño. Forgot the chick's name but she's a thick brunette with a grade A anus. They are all equally thick, just my thing.

80 house fee, 100 propina for anal duro.

Seems like that's the price range for anal, hopefully I can find some more for cheaper. Sundays seems like a bust as shit close early.

And not many chicas on the hoe sites, hopefully the working girls work on the weekdays.

[Mr Enternational]

My issue is that I have absolutely zero Spanish speaking skills. I visited all the strip joint near parque botero, it's way cheaper than gusto and la isla, but the ambiance is not nearly as nice. There are a few hot girls (most of them are below a 4 in my book), but there is no way I can google translate her back to my place, especially at 11 pm with an iPhone X.

I guess you are talking about Conejita's. You definitely can not google translate there because there is no cell phone signal down in that dungeon. Always tickles me when foreigners come trying to do things a different way. You don't see locals trying to whisk these chicks off to another part of town.

[SJobs]

So you walk around with Crippa on you. That's some really bad as weed, laced with drugs, etc. It's not wise to be carrying that around with you, or any other drugs for that matter, but each to his own.

I was in Lleras on Friday night, there were cops walking around with drug sniffing dogs. A few Chicas got caught for carrying Tutsi. I had about a gram and half on me and I was scared shitless.

[SJobs]

I can safely say at least so far, there are far far worst downtown with wayyyy more gunshots in the USA. Stay tuned for more action, hopefully it be all anal, but it's a challenge for sure with my limited Spanish.

I visited el centro twice so far, once during the day and once during night time. I totally agree that el centro feels a lot of safer than the seedy part of a major US city. It has about 1/10 of homeless people compare to San Francisco. My issue is that I have absolutely zero Spanish speaking skills. I visited all the strip joint near parque botero, it's way cheaper than gusto and la isla, but the ambiance is not nearly as nice. There are a few hot girls (most of them are below a 4 in my book), but there is no way I can google translate her back to my place, especially at 11 pm with an iPhone X.

[Nounce]

I think Trilon was very lucky in succeeding with the El Centro SW's with no Spanish speaking skills, I think a couple of more days there and he might have a different opinion of things.

It's not a problem picking girls up using a translator as there isn't much to be said beforehand. However once in the room, a malicious Chica could cause all kinds of problems and trying to sort them out on a translator might be very difficult.

Again, I think he was very lucky and if your suggesting that others should be picking up girls in El Centro with no Spanish speaking skills, well I personally advise against it, but each to his own.

Trilon is consistent in that he always took the girl back to his room, not a short time hotel. He is also paying higher prices because of that.

Even if a chica is not malicious, there still could be communication problem in the room. Many want to be paid before, some will renegotiate in the room.

[GeneHickman]

Good advice. I have already blocked her. It's a shame though, she is one of the better looking ones.

Well, read this and you will see where these things can end up.

https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/act...-hechos-ie4487