Medellin Reports

[DamonBlack]

I'm surprised I don't see much reports on parque Lleras in comparison as the reports I have seen on fb girls and el centro. Is it my imagination an area of bars and clubs has to be loaded with non pros and pros I understand they charging a bit more in those areas but there has to be some treasures.

I actually pay cheaper there and prefer the non pros. In those other places charge so much eg. La Isla is like min 200. In parque I got a great girl for 40 and was almost all night until 6 am.

[ColombiaLover]

I saw her about two times when she first got in the business. One time she brought me something to drink. Allowed me to pick from the two she brought. Another time she was in class and left to come see me. She used to be sweet and tranquilo. And if you like spinners, she is definitely one. This was about 2 years ago. I paid her 150 K then. I guess it's not atypical that they are in the business for a while and become very hardened. Too bad.

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

[BMo814]

Parque Lleras notes from last weeks trip.

Dalia. Met her sitting on the curb around 2 am. Small brunette spinner. Had a drink at the local drink selling shop with some bar stools in the back. She was sweet, knew she wouldn't be a problem. 200 K. Back to my place for a few more drinks and fun. She stuck around almost 2 hours and was working at her other job at 7:30 am, or at least that's when she texted that she arrived. Loca.

2 set of chicas offered a threesome for 180 K. They were cute but one couldn't shut her mouth. She even said to me "I should probably just stop talking now". Haha. I passed.

Last night. Was in London's. Spotted a chica that I was eyeing earlier in the week. Her name was Sara, 29. Bought her a beer. She said thank you 3 times. Figured that was a good sign. Had some good energy and she was downing the free sippy cup tequila shots. We agreed on the 200 k and bought 4 beers at the store and headed back in the taxi. Was thinking it was going to be a kick ass night when we walked in and she asked for money up front. I said I never do that and she was like "just put it on the counter". I declined and told her that it was time to go. She flipped and I said get your crap. Walked her downstairs and she wanted 20 k for a taxi. I gave her 10 k, the amount to get back to Parque Lleras. Now in my defense, I didn't think I had to tell anyone that I don't pay up front as that hadn't been an issue ever before in Colombia. But maybe with her being 29, she had been burned before. I just know the beers I bought for her tasted great after she left.

Thanks my guy! That's what I'm talking about got a trip coming up in November and I like a report like that to get me more juiced LOL.

[Surfer500]

This is by far the best and most direct way to score hoes in Medellin.

Thought I would test the another site this morning, got to Botero square early around 9 am, immediately spotted a cute Venezuelan quoted 40 Mil for 30 minutes, and 80 Mil for str8 up ANAL-duro. Immediately proceeded to her motel of choice on the next block, 16 Mil for 30 min room. Whole thing went by without a hitch.

Went to get a haircut, then found another one, Paisa, she wanted 50 Mil for 30 minutes and 30 Mill extra for anal, again, came out to be exactly 80 Mill again, got it done. This one is standing directly under the stair case of her motel, didn't even check my ID like the one from the AM. Even rolled up some premo-strain name weed to smoke her out directly on the Street in front of the motel. This cannot feel easier.

I spent yesterday basically being played by PP-hoe that never showed up and have had FB hoes that I've spend months talking to bail on me and my time. This Street action is by far the easiest way to go. I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish. Future goals!.

I have a Korean friend who spends approximately six months a year in Medellin and stays in El Centro. Whenever I am with him, all eyes are on him. The reason is because most Colombians have never seen an Asian before and he has told me that people routinely ask him if he eats, cats, dogs, and rats.

In your case, you will be getting a lot of attention, not only because your Asian, but also because you like smoking hooch, a Colombian thing to do. Brush up on your Spanish and before you know it you will have a whole stable of El Centro SW's offering back door services that will be ready and waiting for you.

[Tacoma101]

I'm surprised I don't see much reports on parque Lleras in comparison as the reports I have seen on fb girls and el centro. Is it my imagination an area of bars and clubs has to be loaded with non pros and pros I understand they charging a bit more in those areas but there has to be some treasures.

Parque Lleras notes from last weeks trip.

Dalia. Met her sitting on the curb around 2 am. Small brunette spinner. Had a drink at the local drink selling shop with some bar stools in the back. She was sweet, knew she wouldn't be a problem. 200 K. Back to my place for a few more drinks and fun. She stuck around almost 2 hours and was working at her other job at 7:30 am, or at least that's when she texted that she arrived. Loca.

2 set of chicas offered a threesome for 180 K. They were cute but one couldn't shut her mouth. She even said to me "I should probably just stop talking now". Haha. I passed.

Last night. Was in London's. Spotted a chica that I was eyeing earlier in the week. Her name was Sara, 29. Bought her a beer. She said thank you 3 times. Figured that was a good sign. Had some good energy and she was downing the free sippy cup tequila shots. We agreed on the 200 k and bought 4 beers at the store and headed back in the taxi. Was thinking it was going to be a kick ass night when we walked in and she asked for money up front. I said I never do that and she was like "just put it on the counter". I declined and told her that it was time to go. She flipped and I said get your crap. Walked her downstairs and she wanted 20 k for a taxi. I gave her 10 k, the amount to get back to Parque Lleras. Now in my defense, I didn't think I had to tell anyone that I don't pay up front as that hadn't been an issue ever before in Colombia. But maybe with her being 29, she had been burned before. I just know the beers I bought for her tasted great after she left.

[Just Incognito]

Thanks for the post. I'm definitely not bragging.

One of my friend actually had his iPhone XS stolen in gusto. My phone is heavily insured and I have a backup iPhone with an extra sim. The reason I carry my iPhone is for iCloud syncing consistency (I take lots of photos and videos when I'm out partying) and for high quality pictures. As for my stash, this is my first time seeming cops walking around a park with drug sniffing dogs. I will definitely think twice before I walk around with my stash on me. Next time I will probably hide them somewhere inside gusto before I venture out into the park.

The new government in Colombia is very very very anti-marijuana. The rules were relaxed a while back, by the old government. Now, its going the way you do not want it to go.

My taxi got pulled over last year for no reason--other than they saw a gringo in the car and tried a shakedown. This was at 145 AM coming back from Luna Lunera to my place in Poblado. They emptied my pockets, and made me take off my shoes on the side of a major highway--2 motorcycle cops on 2 motorcycles. They asked me if I had any drugs, then asked again if I had marijuana on me. I had to show a copy of my passport--all while 1 cop had his hand on his gun and the other searched and questioned me on the side of a highway. This was sketchy and no joke. I speak Spanish-pretty fluently and was able to talk to them and make the situation less scary and messed up. They checked the taxi driver's papers and searched all around my seat-passenger front--but not anywhere else. They let me go with nothing happening once they saw.

My usual chica who brought weed to my hotel the 1st afternoon specifically asked me if she could come early PM since she was carrying for me and was afraid to travel after dark with it. She told me that under no circumstances should I take weed out of the room. She was kind of afraid to bring it for me-but we have seen each other several times before and she new I would offer her 20-30 KCOP propina--just for the delivery. He explained how the new government is really anti-weed and has instructed cops to bust people to raise revenue.

So, be happy you got weed in Colombia (however you got it). And only have it in your room! Better still, do like I do-and get a room with a balcony on a (no pun intended) higher floor of a building so you don't smell up the room.

I do travel with my vape pen-and nobody knows what that is-I even pulled it from my pocket and showed it to the cop-I said its tobacco-and the guy just looked at me and said other pocket while pointing to my other pocket that had my little bit of cash in it-maybe 25 k. I spent my money at Luna Lunera (love that place) and only had enough extra for the taxi and like 10 kcop or something beside that. Once they saw I was clean and had no cash even for them to steal-I was let go. Whole process took a little less than 10 minutes.

Its not your country, you are completely at their mercy with NO rights even if you think you are right. Don't be greedy-keep it in your room!

[SJobs]

According to your last two posts your walking around Medellin with an expensive " I"-phone, drugs, and no Spanish speaking skills? Almost sounds like your bragging, but I don't think that's the case.

I would think twice about carrying around an expensive "I" phone with you, there have been several posts about phones being stolen.

In regards to carrying a "stash" on you. Not a good idea being a foreigner as crooked cops will extort money from you, where as a Colombian may just have there stash taken away from them and walk. I have seen this in the bus station where a drug sniffing dog discovered some pot on someone, it was confiscated with no repercussions for the Colombian. However a foreigner in Parque Lleras, and around that area, will most probably not just walk away unscathed. There have been posts about this as well.

So my advice to you is, keep your "I" phone and stash in your room.

Thanks for the post. I'm definitely not bragging.

One of my friend actually had his iPhone XS stolen in gusto. My phone is heavily insured and I have a backup iPhone with an extra sim. The reason I carry my iPhone is for iCloud syncing consistency (I take lots of photos and videos when I'm out partying) and for high quality pictures. As for my stash, this is my first time seeming cops walking around a park with drug sniffing dogs. I will definitely think twice before I walk around with my stash on me. Next time I will probably hide them somewhere inside gusto before I venture out into the park.

[BMo814]

I'm surprised I don't see much reports on parque Lleras in comparison as the reports I have seen on fb girls and el centro. Is it my imagination an area of bars and clubs has to be loaded with non pros and pros I understand they charging a bit more in those areas but there has to be some treasures.

[Surfer500]

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

I have no experience with Fay-Boo Chicas, but what a pain in the ass it seems to be with new ones. It's nice to have room service available on a moments notice, but sometimes the drama is not worth it. Maybe in the future with first time Fay-Boo Chicas you need to be more specific that the price includes transport. I would also tell them that you always pay after the session versus beforehand. If they balk at this before coming over it might indicate a "malicious" Chica who will try to game you just like this one as they seem to be very adept at this.

And how the math went from 13 K to 30 K sounds like Colombian logic (ill-logical), maybe it was round-trip or perhaps she thought one way and if you gave her the money beforehand she might ask for the same amount for transport at the end of the session. You were wise to cut your losses of less than $ 10 and show her the door, as it most probably would of been a terrible session for you as you surmised.

I really think they need a separate Fay-Boo (Facebook) section organized so posters like yourself can post your experiences with them versus being buried within thousands of reports.

[JjBee62]

Does she honestly believe that it is normal some guy will pass out tons of money to a random chick only for the sake of helping her out? I don't know what he believed, but the phrase about a fool and his money comes to mind. You don't need to send money to get love gentlemen; love is free. And if you are shelling out money, then be clear that it is going towards the rental of pussy so you won't wind up like this guy when you get into town. Better yet, pay as you go to avoid any confusion.

This mf is even funnier with the memes and twitter feed!
https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/vir...twitter-ie4487

You told me that your dad was sick! Yeah, he got sick when he seen me come home with these 6 million pesos that you sent!

Why not? "Normal" guys do it all the time. I've seen guys drop $500 practically every night on the same stripper in a US club without getting anything. My ex roomie has a guy who's been giving her about $500 per week for 2 1/2 years. That's not counting the extra for birthday and Christmas. Overall he's probably getting close to spending $100 k on her and he's never even asked to meet her.

There's probably $20 billion a year just given to women by guys who think they're buying love. A lot of them turn into stalkers because they think the money should have bought them something and get pissed when they find out that pussy wasn't for sale.

Tried to explain it to one guy, who went nuts, when he found out his favorite webcam girl had a boyfriend. I told him, for what he had spent, he could have spent 6 months in Medellin and fucked 100 women who looked just as good. Probably half would be happy to marry him.

[IamLookin]

Sorry to read your bad experience. But I have to ask why did you pay her 200 k up front? Did she ask for it? Rule of thumb is never pay before services are rendered. I know some guys will disagree with me but I always discuss price and services before meeting. Never pay before and if she ask for the money before then consider ending it right there.

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

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[El Mechanico]

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

[FortuneWaffers]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

This is by far the best and most direct way to score hoes in Medellin.

Thought I would test the another site this morning, got to Botero square early around 9 am, immediately spotted a cute Venezuelan quoted 40 Mil for 30 minutes, and 80 Mil for str8 up ANAL-duro. Immediately proceeded to her motel of choice on the next block, 16 Mil for 30 min room. Whole thing went by without a hitch.

Went to get a haircut, then found another one, Paisa, she wanted 50 Mil for 30 minutes and 30 Mill extra for anal, again, came out to be exactly 80 Mill again, got it done. This one is standing directly under the stair case of her motel, didn't even check my ID like the one from the AM. Even rolled up some premo-strain name weed to smoke her out directly on the Street in front of the motel. This cannot feel easier.

I spent yesterday basically being played by PP-hoe that never showed up and have had FB hoes that I've spend months talking to bail on me and my time. This Street action is by far the easiest way to go. I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish. Future goals!

Not once did I feel sketched out, homeless people are abundance but yet to witness a crazy one wielding a weapon etc. Again, I didn't flash dinero or my phone. I didn't try to look more out of place than my baby-face and Chinese-ness already is. Honestly, no one has came up to me with anything but kindness or the curiosity of to hit my joint LOL.

Conclusion: I rolled this El Centro dice twice in one day, maybe I got lucky, or just its Not that bad at all. I am far most sketched in ¨gentrified Brooklyn¨. Tho, I have no reason to go to that area after 6 and Will area that's prolly one of the more risky things I can do.

[SJobs]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

True. I don't think I have any desire to visit the seedy part of El Centro, parque botero area is already seedy enough for me.

[CuriousFun]

My issue is that I have a Visa Debit card from Scotiabank, never owned a credit card in my life & I've never used this card at a ATM ever overseas either so I'm scared it won't work & I'm left stranded in Colombia with no pesos for 2 weeks. I'm probably just paranoid but I think I will just bring some USA the & try to use the ATM's & hope I can get cash out.

I setup a tangerine account (owned by Scotiabank) because the ATM fee for international ATM was much lower. I used it at a variety of banks and never once had an issue.