2004 Pattaya Reports

[Mike26]

Gentelmen,

Thank you all for the info I have needed. It gives me a lot.

Unfortunatelly, I have to stay at Royal Cliff,
My company paid for this stay in recogintion for my work.
So I awill just have to accept this sweet burden. Luckily since I didn't pay for it I will have the money for buses.

On the other hand - is it possible to just rent a room in one of the cheep hotels downtown for one night? If yes - what would you recommend?

If required, what will be the charge I need to pay for bringing a girl to Royal Cliff?

Again, anyone on site 28/06-13/07, for hanging out?

Thanks again for all the help.

Mike26

[The Traveler]

SexReview

My comment regarding the Royal Cliff was only an answer to your statement that it is overpriced. On everything else we seem to agree. That's why I pointed to the Amari, Orchid and Montien.

BTW, I believe that most bar/gogo girls will feel quite uncomfortable in all the mentioned hotels. They often aren't dressed proper enough and it's obvious that they do not belong there. They rather prefer the average mid-range hotels.

Take care

[SexReview]

Alexender posted:

"In the interest of bar owners, workers and of course all of us barhopping folks in the future would everyone kindly refrain from naming bars that still do naked poozzy shows, etc. "

You seem to not understand the mission of this site and I quote our host:

"Mission Statement
This is the World Sex Guide. Our mission is simple: Finding women and getting laid. If you are offended by stuff like this, I don't care. "

So to say stop naming the bars and places the guys want to go to and find woman at is just plain stupid. Do you really think the Thai Government nneds to find out which clubs have shows going on by reading this site? Believe me they already know everything long before it is posted here. The only one who loses if we stop posting is the membership. Sorry that is something I'm not willing to do.

Traveler,

I agree the Royal Cliff has some great offers and deals but not for the guy who is making a once a year time to Pattaya for a few days. I have stayed at the Royal Cliff and the service was wonderful. Guys like you and I who spend so much time in Thailand can afford to take a few days away from the action and relax at places like the Royal Cliff. But most guys want to get as much into a few days as they can because they have only a few days.

Sexreview

[The Traveler]

Mike26

Besides SexReview's comprehensive answer I also like to add that the motorscooters can be extremely annoying at early morning if you stay at a suite directly at the cliff.
Follow his advice to stay at another hotel and choose the Amari Orchid, Montien or Dusit Resort if you really need a 4-5 star hotel. The Hard Rock in my opinion is a bit "too busy", I prefer it calm.


SexReview

The Royal Cliff often has great offers. Last year a weekend in a mini-suite was available for only approx. 4500 baht. Really good price. Don't forget, it was and is still one of the best hotels in the world.

[The Traveler]

bill

please also tell steve101 how many taxis will run "on tour" from jomtien to s.pattaya and vice versa late at night.

even though i am not his mommy i care about his health. why should he sit in an icecold gogo, cinema or whatever with wet clothes. doesn't sound very healthy to me.

your 50 cent pocket pancho won't last 10 seconds on a motorbike. it might only survive that period of time if you drive slow but at a bit more speed the wind will turn it into parts.

i used to own a house in naklua and later on a condo at the jomtien condotel and driving that way in rain was always a pain in the ass.

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"be careful and don't believe everyone and everything you read in this forum."
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correct.

[Harry Cari]

Would like to find a hotel on Jomtien beach that walks out to the sea, the rooms are not tired out and is extremly clean. Can any of you guys help out.

If not on Jomtien, maybe something in the south or north end of Pattaya.

[JtownJoe]

Gentlemen,

I’ll be making my first trip to the LOS (l week in Pattaya and a couple of days in Bangkok) in mid aug. I’m not looking to stay at a 5 star hotels but I also don’t what to stay at a Motel 6 either. So far the arrangements I’ve made are LAX to Bangkok and return $682.50 on Phillippine Airlines. Hotel in Pattaya at The Residence Garden at 1,350 baht per day. And, in Bangkok a deluxe room with breakfast at the Nana Hotel for l500 baht per day. I plan to take a taxi or limo from the airport to Pattaya and expect to pay between 800 (Taxi) to 2200 baht (limo). I also hope to have companions in the 7 or above range for 800 baht ST and 2000 LT. My question is, am I being realistic in these assumptions and have I done alright so far? I’ve been reading what you guys are saying in your posts and from that I concluded the above. Any comments or advice you old pros have for me would be very much appreciated. This board is such a great resource for us mongers. We all owe Jackson big time.

JtownJoe

[That Asshole]

About the "Pattaya Virgins"

Oh what an awful report! The writer is good, I like his writing style with the lots of dialogues, etc. However the story sucks, sorry. Thanks for being so honest though. I have also had a nearly identical story recently. Even with the TV, etc. Except she was watching Thai MTV.

But I am NOT a nice guy and do not want to be. One nice guy does a lot of damage that affects us 'normal guys' all. I paid my baht and I had to have my fuck. On time. Well performed. I am not her fucken boyfriend but her employer. I put this across and received quite reasonable service afterwards. Please guys don't be a CHUMP won't you Rhino. Try to think systematically about the future of the industry. You want lots of rotten spoilt cunts like back at home or you want well behaved, respectful sexpartners. (NOT lovers!)

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By the way the girl who was put off for one week at Nana last year could have been mine. The story went as follows:
I think she was #350 or so for me.

It was one of the beer bars outside Nana. I had been observing this **** for a while. Very beautiful. About 20. Except she was always kept busy by lots of so called "nice guys", talking, drinking etc. She was acting as if she was some sort of 'princess' or something.

I am not a nice guy and I felt I had no chance chatting her up. So I chose a different strategy. I asked the ugly girl sitting closest to call the mamasan. Mamasan came. I pointed out the girl and asked mamasan politely "if I could have sex with that lady". All mamasan said: "yes, sure". It was that easy.

They called her over even though she was talking with some time-wasters (they wouldn't barfine her). I didn't even ask her name. Very intentionally. It was part of the plan.

All I asked was whether she was to go with me ST (which I was pretty sure since mamasan said yes and she wouldn't like to loose face in fron of mamasan) and the price which we agreed 1500 baht.

I asked her some neutral questions just for chat as we proceeded to the Nana ST hotel. Paid 300 baht for room. Sent her to shower. All the while I took the effort to reassure that she was NOT some kind of princess but rather an object of fuck (while smiling an being polite of course).

Then I spent about 20 minutes licking her all over from head to toe, which she felt so embarassing that she even covered her head with the towel. Who cares. Then I fucked the object covered with the towel. She was about to cry as we walked back to the bar. I mentioned mamasan that she was unresponsive, covered her head with the towel, etc. She informed me that the girl was 'farang-virgin'. So good. Another sl*t more, one 'princess' less.

Mamasan asked if I wanted another girl. (Free barfine I guess). But I had my score. Enough.

The moral of the story is that this girl will now thrive on every little sign of affection for a while and is one step back from becoming a spoilt rotten **** like her western sisters. I hear you thank me now guys.

[That Asshole]

Dear fellow members!

In the interest of bar owners, workers and of course all of us barhopping folks in the future would everyone kindly refrain from naming bars that still do naked poozzy shows, etc. The reason is obvious and everyone's cooperation is much appreciated.

Good luck to all!

A

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[SexReview]

Mike26 posted:


"I will be in Pattaya June 29 - July 12, staying at Royal Cliff. Looking for any comments on this hotel, commuting to and from
Pattaya downtown..."

First off while the Royal Cliff is a great hotel, some would say the best in Pattaya, it is not a hotel I would want to stay at. For the following reasons:

1) Way to far away from the action.
2) Baht bus drivers will rip you off going to and from it, some wanting 100 baht plus for the trip. Also harder than most places to get a baht bus to late at night.
3) Joiner fees, this hotel will charge you a added fee each time you bring a girl back to your room.
4) The girls will want larger tips for services when they find out what hotel you are at and some will not want to travel to the hotel.
5) No action within walking distance.
6) Bad traffic getting to Pattaya on the weekends. It could sometimes take 30 minutes for what should be a 10 minute ride.
7) Lots of families and Thais at hotel so not really the type of place board readers would be comfortable at.
8) Overpriced compared to other places in the area.

"best places to go to at this time of the year-aim, ladies offcourse. Most important advice for the first timer? or several?"

The beer bars tend to be slower this time of year. But for daytime places try Soi 6, if you want Go Go Bars during the day Pattayaland II (AKA Soi 13/4). You will want to try a soapy massage at least once or so, head to the Big C Area of Pattaya Soi 2/3 and you will find three good places. Go in sit down have a drink and check the girls out. Don't let the staff push you into taking a girl and if you see one that interest you asked her out for a drink first and talk to her. Check out all three places and know you don't have to take anyone if you don't find something that interest you.

At night for beer bars go to Soi 7 and 8 over 100 bars all full of girls. Walking Street is the center of the Go Go Bars in Pattaya. Check several of them, Living Dolls, Dollhouse, Super Baby Diamond, Happy, Peppermint are all good choices. Many Go Gos have shows starting around 10:00pm Polo has a show going all night.

"Is it true that all the nice ladies have gon to Phuket for this time of the year - it kind of worries me) Is it worth to go there or anywhere else for a couple of days?"

I have been going to Thailand for more years than I want to remember now. I spend more time in Thailand and Pattaya than in the United States, right now I'm in Pattaya for most of the summer. This statement about the girls going to Phuket is coming out of left field. The girl from PATTAYA DO NOT go to Phuket over the summer months, Phuket has less $$$ around in low season that Pattaya. Been to Phuket many times and even in high season I have never been impressed with the girls. It is not even a close second to Pattaya. I would not be worried about lack of girls or problems finding really hot ones.

About your hotel again, if you want a high end hotel think about changing to the Hard Rock Hotel. The service is great, the location is about the best in Pattaya, the pool is second to none and it is very near lots of action. Baht buses are always available and you are about 5 minutes from Walking Street. Also the hotel is girl friendly unlike the Royal Cliff.

Sexreview

[Phuquer]

I am compiling a list of girl friendly hotels to be posted in the Thailand FAQ. We all know about the Sabai Lodge, Dynasty, Flipper Lodge, Eastiny Hotels, etc. Please PM me with any other hotels you may have stayed in so that I can put it on the list. The format I need is as follows:
Name of hotel,
Address or general area of the hotel,
Price you paid,
Month and Year you stayed there,
Girl Friendly or not,
Contact info if you have it (Website, email, or phone number of the hotel),
and any comments you would like to make (good or bad) about the establishment.
I am doing this to try to help all the board members get basic information about accomodations (such as prices and phone numbers) without digging through the forum. If they need additional info, such as reviews and opinions, they can search the forum. Maybe this might help get info to the new members (I am sure they are a great bunch of guys and don't want to annoy us, they just want help) and also help the veteran posters by saving us from all the RTFF posts, the replies they get, and the flame wars that sometimes gets started. I will post this message in the Bangkok and Pattaya Hotels sections, also. Sorry for the cross posting, but I think this is relevant, and I would like to get the maximum number of responses. Thanks.

[Mike26]

Gents,

I will be in Pattaya June 29 - July 12, staying at Royall Cliff. Looking for any comments on this hotel, commuting to and from Pattaya downtown, best places to go to at this time of the year-aim, ladies offcourse. Most important advice for the first timer? or several?
Since I will be travelling alone, I am looking forward to meeting any beer buddies or people that know the place and can show me arround and have fun together (don't worry - straight to the bone).

Is it true that all the nice ladies have gon to Phuket for this time of the year - it kind of worries me) Is it worth to go there or anywhere else for a couple of days?

I will have an access to the forum while in Pattaya on a daily basis - I will be posting my reviews frequently and you may all await a long review after I am back

People - any help will be a treasure for me.

Mike

[Bill]

Steve 101,

Jomtien is nice if you don't want too many bars and girls "in your face". It has Less people, , less noise , fewer girly bars, is more spread out, and sometimes a better class of tourist. Just carry a 50 cent pocket pancho that you bought from walmart in case of rain. Only your mommy will worry you will catch cold. To "grab" any pattaya beach baht bus taxi is asking to be ripped off if you don't know the appropriate prices and how to negotiage. Riding public baht busses with others in the back, pay the going rate of 5 baht between north and south pattaya. Jomtien is approx. 10-25b from S. Pattaya, and depends where you get off. If its only you and/or your date, then they can charge you anything they can get away with if you specify exclusive nonstop to a location or hotel. Be careful and don't believe everyone and everything you read in this forum.

[LukeSkyWanker]

Steve101, I agree with Hamilton W the Dynasty inn on Soi 13 is a good bet, Wonderful bar opposite has lots of LBFMs some good lookers aswell. Another hotel which said they would match Dynasty's prices was Sandy springs also on Soi 13 but at the other end, this also is a nice hotel both are guest friendly ID at reception unless they get to know your regular girlfriend I was there about 4 weeks ago.


May the force be with you or try genericsonline.com.

[The Traveler]

Steve101

Avoid to stay at Jomtien, especially during raining season.
If you rent a motorbike and have to drive that far in rain, you will be pissed and might get a cold. If you want to use a taxi, you will have trouble to find one at Jomtien if you decide to go out late at night and they will try to rip you off in both directions.

Try to stay somewhere at beach road. Easy to grab a taxi around the clock. It's on route and cheap, no rip off.