Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

It surprised me how few other men used the LD time to get some hands on action, because the willingness to DFK in the bar seemed like a good predictor for performance.

This is my pet peeve. Too many guys buying lady drinks and doing absolutely nothing other than staring in to a girl's eyes or touching her shoulders and waist. DFK, mutual groping, and lap dancing should be standard if you buy a girl a lady drink.

Will never forget the good old days of 2016 when Soi 6 girls used to greet you with their hands down your pants.

[Free Dude]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

28 yrs on Soi 6. 1000 baht. Chick rating =8. Room extra 400 baht.

40 yrs Beach Rd FL. 600 baht. Chick rating = 6. Small and skinny. 200 baht ST room extra.

50 yrs Soi Excyte massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating =7.

49 yrs Soi Chaiyapoon massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Rating=7.

Total including room = 10,840 baht. Or 1084 baht per punt. Equals 36 USD per punt. Yes, I monger at the low end, but all good bangs even if most were not "optic f*ucks".

This is very similar to my week in Pattaya at the end of October. Except that I did one 27 year old, while the rest was between 20 and 24.

Most of my 15 or so girls were from soi 6 and I paid 1000 for sex and 500-600 for the room and a round of drinks for me and the girl. The first bunch of girls were not particularly good, but after a while I got better at vetting them. It surprised me how few other men used the LD time to get some hands on action, because the willingness to DFK in the bar seemed like a good predictor for performance.

My favorite girl was a 21 year old from a massage place. 300 for the message (only happened once really, for about 5 minutes) and 1000 for sex. Did her 6 times or something like that.

Most expensive was a bar girl from tree town for 1500 (and 500 BF). Some birthday going on, so I got about half the drinks that night for free because of the bell being run. No LD, but just took her to my hotel after the party started to slow down. Fucked quite a lot that night (drunk sex can be fun sometimes).

Went to the gogo's of course, but didn't see much that really justiefied paying twice as much. Let alone what the Bangkok guys seem to consider normal.

As someone who fucks many, many working girls in Europe, it was interesting how few girls gave me blow jobs (and when it happened, mostly during the worst sessions). At the same time it stood out how easily the girl got wet and accepted a couple of fingers in their pussy.

[Bunky]

First time in Pattaya. Arrived mid-evening. All in all, I'll take the blame for my disappointing first night experience given low energy level and unfamiliarity with the city layout. (My hotel, which showed as being somewhere in between the south and central areas on the booking site map, turned out to be on North Pattaya. F* me!) Hoping to do better today, and will check out Soi 6.

If you've never been to Pattaya, it's important to figure out the basic layout *before* you arrive. If you know where things are, you'll be able to book lodging in a place that's centrally located. You'll also be able to get where you need to go on foot, by baht bus or by motorbike taxi. Most importantly you'll be able to get down to business immediately upon arrival without wasting a bunch of time. Online maps are fine, but I also recommend buying an old-fashioned map that you can look at while you are planning your trip. I like the Groovy map of Pattaya, which I find has just right level of detail. You can buy it from Amazon for about 270 baht plus shipping.

https://www.amazon.com/GROOVY-PATTAY.../dp/9745250333

[Yungger]

First time in Pattaya. Arrived mid-evening, and went to Walking Street. Seemed relatively slow and not nearly as wild as I had been imagining, but opi understand its slow season. Wasn't feeling all that spry after a traveling for 30+ hours to get here, so decided to just go with a BJ bar rather than find a bar girl and decided to head to Lxlitxs. Selection was very disappointing at 11 pm - 5 women, none attractive, maybe one in their 20's. Figured I'the just go with an older woman thinking her skills might be best. BJ was fine as she was happy to have a customer, but she didn't go deep. All in all, I'll take the blame for my disappointing first night experience given low energy level and unfamiliarity with the city layout once I arrived (My hotel, which showed as being somewhere in between the south and central areas on the booking site map, turned out to be on North Pattaya. F me! Hoping to do better today, and will check out Soi 6.

Have always good fun in Windmill, sidestreet of walking street. Damage? Yes can be some. Or daytime? Try Kinnaree, Pratumnak Soi 4 - Damage around 2 k. But it is also a good quality bar. Be there not too late. Around 2 pm.

[Goatscrot]

Indonesia is my favourite place for some years and I get local price because I speak local language. I would never ever pay more than 300 k for an ST. 100 k for a hand job or maximum 200 if the girl allows me to touch her and friendly.

When I was exploring Kalimantan and far east, I always get girls less than 20 years of old but no english at all for 300 k.

BTW, it is possible in every country and depends on your luck to get a non greedy girl. I am right now in BKK with the girl I met last week and she is staying with me for 2 whole nights. Did not talk about money and all but last week I paid her 1600 baht for LT.

Unfortunately speaking the local language is not a positive in the Farang P4 P scene in BKK or Pattaya. Gals can't pull the same crap with locals that they can with tourists. My Thai is pretty good and when they ask questions in English I respond in Thai. Many times I am met with sighs and eye rolls. There are exceptions but not that many these days. Locals are not the preferred targets. We "know too much. ".

[Gajith]

And again, compare with scenes that are driven by locals, Jakarta and even HK and you'll see quite different pricing. In Travel and Classic you get a pretty good gal for about 800 Baht and in Fuji HK, about 2 k gets you a white skinned looker.

Indonesia is my favourite place for some years and I get local price because I speak local language. I would never ever pay more than 300 k for an ST. 100 k for a hand job or maximum 200 if the girl allows me to touch her and friendly.

When I was exploring Kalimantan and far east, I always get girls less than 20 years of old but no english at all for 300 k.

BTW, it is possible in every country and depends on your luck to get a non greedy girl. I am right now in BKK with the girl I met last week and she is staying with me for 2 whole nights. Did not talk about money and all but last week I paid her 1600 baht for LT.

[JC9999]

First time in Pattaya. Arrived mid-evening, and went to Walking Street. Seemed relatively slow and not nearly as wild as I had been imagining, but opi understand its slow season. Wasn't feeling all that spry after a traveling for 30+ hours to get here, so decided to just go with a BJ bar rather than find a bar girl and decided to head to Lxlitxs. Selection was very disappointing at 11 pm - 5 women, none attractive, maybe one in their 20's. Figured I'the just go with an older woman thinking her skills might be best. BJ was fine as she was happy to have a customer, but she didn't go deep. All in all, I'll take the blame for my disappointing first night experience given low energy level and unfamiliarity with the city layout once I arrived (My hotel, which showed as being somewhere in between the south and central areas on the booking site map, turned out to be on North Pattaya. F me! Hoping to do better today, and will check out Soi 6.

[Goatscrot]

No wonder all you do is complain in the BKK thread. We get it. You don't want to spend x USD on girls. So why not just post about the girls you are doing. That might be useful. Constantly bitching about current prices of Go Go girls and other top tier girls is crying in your beer. It is unbecoming.

Why? Because as the prices have gone up the performance for the most part has gone down. It's not like we are getting a better experience for what is often 4 times the price. Jeez, when you buy a new car you pay more than you did 20 years ago but you get better features and better performance. Unbecoming? I remember my second trip to Nom Penh in early '00. Ran into a guy who I met in Bkk in July 99. First thing he did was grab me by the shoulder and tell me, "this is what you pay the girls. " he proceeded to list the prices for different venues. To which he added, "if you pay more you'll ruin it for all of us. " That really stuck with me. And he was right. Unfortunately, tourists and two week millionaires do tend to ruin a scene. It's about them, their two weeks, and their money. It's "my money" and I'll do what I want. And most certainly that's your choice, but to act as if this has no effect is silly. And personally, that's an attitude I find unbecoming. To me paying 150 usd for st with a gal whose going it leave after one shot and try to get out in an hour or so is just nuts. I'd postulate that prices in all over Bkk and in Pattaya gogos are driven solely by tourists, which used to not be the case. And again, compare with scenes that are driven by locals, Jakarta and even HK and you'll see quite different pricing. In Travel and Classic you get a pretty good gal for about 800 Baht and in Fuji HK, about 2 k gets you a white skinned looker.

Many aspects of the Thai p4 p scene have become quite expensive Natty. And yes, it's not so great for us residents.

I had some great gals in Pattaya for a good price.

Why don't I post about experiences in Bkk? Because I haven't had a memorable oily or FL in ages. It's been one meh after another. Why lost about mediocrity? Guys aren't interested. Unless it's great or there is one to avoid, it's not worth the effort to type.

[Mr Enternational]

Where can I find this masseuse who provides A+?

In damn near any massage parlor in Pattaya. Most I would say are under 64 though.

[Run Mann]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.



64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

Where can I find this masseuse who provides A+?

[Member #4698]

Man after my own heart. That's about what they are all worth to me as well. Spending over 100 usd on a gal in LOS makes no sense to me. My last trip to Pattaya was Soi Honey MPs and soi 6.

No wonder all you do is complain in the BKK thread. We get it. You don't want to spend x USD on girls. So why not just post about the girls you are doing. That might be useful. Constantly bitching about current prices of Go Go girls and other top tier girls is crying in your beer. It is unbecoming.

[Goatscrot]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

28 yrs on Soi 6. 1000 baht. Chick rating =8. Room extra 400 baht.

40 yrs Beach Rd FL. 600 baht. Chick rating = 6. Small and skinny. 200 baht ST room extra.

50 yrs Soi Excyte massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating =7.

49 yrs Soi Chaiyapoon massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Rating=7.

Total including room = 10,840 baht. Or 1084 baht per punt. Equals 36 USD per punt. Yes, I monger at the low end, but all good bangs even if most were not "optic f*ucks".

Man after my own heart. That's about what they are all worth to me as well. Spending over 100 usd on a gal in LOS makes no sense to me. My last trip to Pattaya was Soi Honey MPs and soi 6.

[Franga]

Is that a typo? If not take a bow for being the guy who has sessioned the oldest chick reported on ISG.

No typo, she is really old but has a pretty face. And quite horny too, rubbing her clit a lot during the deed. That surprised me.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Ah Soi 6! You have made the right choice. A particular establishment on Soi 6 called Pook Bar might be just what you are looking for. Do not pay much attention to the signage. The Thais particularly mix upstairs for downstairs. Just go upstairs and the tall beautiful amazing Thai ladies will ensure that you leave with a smile.

Ignore this malicious post and put KiJang on your ignore list. Pook Bar is a ladyboy bar.

https://lovepattayathailand.com/listing/pook-bar/

http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/location/pooks-bar-soi-6/

[Turgid]

..............64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5..............

Is that a typo? If not take a bow for being the guy who has sessioned the oldest chick reported on ISG.