Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

I took Apple with some trepidation because a recent report said that she was a dud but I decided to go ahead anyway because I got such a good vibe from her in the line-up. She is also young and pretty. Her photos are accurate.

Apple is in her mid 20's. She is of medium height and build with a well-proportioned figure. She has no obvious baby damage. Her skin is white and flawless. Apple looks good naked and she knows it. She didn't have to dim the lights.

She also has amazing boobs. They are big, natural and perfect. In those rare moments when I wasn't fondling them during intercourse, Apple would reach up and fondle them herself; as well she might. Her soft, untrimmed Bush is naturally tidy.

In her photos, Apple is careful not to open her mouth when she smiles. Her dental braces are very prominent and could frighten those of a nervous disposition. They look rather sharp but they aren't. We could kiss without any problem but they prevented her from opening her mouth wide. Apple tried to give me a proper blowjob but she couldn't keep her mouth fully open for more than a minute at a time. This could be a deal-breaker for some.

Apple is a timid girl who must be won over. If a guy were to simply present his dick saying "it won't suck itself" before trying to stick a grubby finger up her ass, things might not go well. She fucks like an inexperienced civilian girl and seems to require an emotional connection together with some degree of trust being established before she can fully commit herself to debauchery. I really had to bring my A-game. Once we got there, however, I think she could have banged my brains out all day.

When I took her again the following week, Apple's inhibitions were completely gone. We had a great session and she suggested that we might do an overnight sometime. The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.

Apple is a pretty girl who can give a full-on GFE to those capable of winning her over but she might be a risky choice for punters who don't have the patience or inclination to play Prince Charming.

This report is ridiculously far removed from reality. It has obviously been written by a complete fantasist. I quite enjoyed the session so I don't want to be mean about her but I have to call out this report.

For a start, the photos are not realistic and she knows it. She expressed surprise that I was even able to recognise her from her website pics. She's definitely older than mid 20's. She's about the same age as Prae and Amm or Snow White's Emmy. Her face looks well north of 30 although her breasts are large and reasonably firm. I would say she's about 30. Her skin is not white and certainly not flawless. It's the tone of an average Thai woman and she has mild acne. She's also much fatter in real life than her pics suggest. Her hairy bush was a turnoff.

She isn't particularly timid either. Judging from this and another post I was expecting some shy little nursing student but she's actually very talkative (in Thai) and loves a bit of banter. She was happy to suck my dick and take a finger in her arse. She didn't have to be won over by Prince Charming. I found her service level fine, a bit above average for sois 24-26 but not PSE.

This was an all right punt but come on, be realistic when you post a report.

[Zam007]

Leena. Magno Massage.

Booked in advance, mentioned A+.

She looked completely different from the pictures.

She is not ugly but, nowhere close to what she looks in pictures. I would have never picked her in a line up, nor anyone else from who were present in Mango when I went.

But I still went ahead and decided to give it a shot.

She was very warm and welcoming and kept thanking me for choosing her. I think I paid 2. 8 k which included VIP room. I had requested for A+ but I guess they forgot to ask me for the extra 500! I decided to just go with the flow.

I was taken upstairs, then the usual routine of cleaning. She gave me an awesome BJ. Sucked me a for a long time.

After I got hard, we decided to hit the bed, dried quickly and started a second BJ session.

Made her turn around, while she sucked, I decided to get her ass all warmed up, so fingered her deep and she seem to enjoy it and there was no mention of 500 Bht tax. But it was really tight. So decided to fuck her pussy, after about 15 minutes and a bit more warming up to open her butt, I tried anal again, but it was too tight for me and it kinda hurt me. So I gave up and asked her to suck me off and she did an awesome job.

But I wanted more, so I left without asking for 2nd pop.

I met a German girl while I was flying to bkk, I hooked up with her later in the evening and It was awesome. So I guess it was a good call not to have the 2nd pop because I was able to impress her to come back to me the next day.

Candy SW.

SW has a new uniform, and I must admit that it works! The girls look much better with those red clothes.

I asked who can do anal, and all girls except one didn't lift. Apparently all girls warmed up to me.

There were at least 8 of them at that time.

Couple of them caught my eyes, but one hottie stood out. It was only after I selected I realized that it was actually Candy whom I did play with a year ago. She looks different and in a nice way. New boobs worked to improve her image.

As we went up stairs, I could see her cameltoe, and I decided to pull her panties off right in front of other girls, which she loved and she helped me out, and basically walked to the room without panties as other girls looked on!

In the room, even before she got her stuff or got into the shower, she sucked me for like 20 minutes, it was only after I cummed in her mouth, she washed off and went to get her stuff. I later fucked her, but not anal because she's too tight and got my 2nd pop and walked away happily.

Addict. Her name starts with the, and I think it was Disya. I am not really sure.

Addict is a very busy place. At one time, there can be as many as 12 customers and if you go in the afternoon, it's quite easy to see all girls being taken. I had to go in about 8 times to find a line up that was bigger than 2!

I ignored club 102 completely as the girls there can sometimes behave like princesses.

The 8th time I went there, I finally saw a line up that had over 2 girls, this time there were more than 12 or 14. I pointed out to a cutie and she appeared happy. The girl looked more like girl next door type.

I wanted to see how horny can I get her and I let my hands play around in her ass, to which she responded by pulling me to the room by holding on to my penis. That was sexy! This too was noticed by other girls who were getting down.

She dropped me off in the room and promised to come back fast, and she did.

She looked cute, her body is perfect and her boobs too are quite big for a thai.

Fast forwarding the other details, I chose the jacuzzi. I let her take control and she cleaned me off very well like an obedient asian mistress and sucked my dick. She was not a pro like Leena or Candy from the other places mentioned above, but just like the way she looked, she also performed like a girl next door or a GF. Which for me was not a bad thing. Back in the bed, she massaged me, which was okay. Then we started the sex session, Initially she was shy for DFK, but later she initiated and it was nice because DFK makes me harder and makes me want to be more involved. Then I had to release. I still had about 20 minutes left and when I asked her for 2nd pop, she disappointed me by saying that only 1 pop is allowed. For 2 pops, you will have to inform them in advance and pay more. I paid around 2. 5 k in damage. I think you will have to pay around 1 k more for 2 pops.

Anyway those are the rules. I still thought she deserved something, and tipped her 200 and walked away.

More reports coming soon!

[Paolo99]

Seems a bit unrealistic. I imagine girls would not be wanting to be ass fucked more than 10 to 15 minutes, and 5 minutes might be common. I just guess since I am not there to see and usually not taking it. Others can contradict me, if they really ass fuck for a full 30 minutes. I think it might be uncommon.

I knew one guy who claimed he did for the full hour to get his money's worth (100 Euros surcharge). Ha ha. He also got plenty of knockbacks.

If she gets 3 Farangs in a raw it's not unrealistic.

30 minutes in a two hour session is just 2 ass fuck of 15 minutes. You think it's not realistic?

I've done it multiple times, and I'm very far to be a sex performer. A lot of guys are completing that they cannot cum at all during a session while others openly say they spent the whole session in the girl's ass, we're not all hung like horses but even a medium sized dick can make some damage.

[Paolo99]

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

I know that they work with different starting times.

But what she showed me was completely different to what was supposed to be according to their twitter account.

And she was not interested by a booking, she told me to come back at the moment I want and to check directly the line up.

Try it yourself next time you'll want to go there (let's say early afternoon or lunch time to be sure that the girls are not busy), just check their twitter account first and see if she show you the same girls on her tablet when you'll be in the shop.

[Paolo99]

None of what you say changes the fact that it's becoming more prevalent at Snow White.

I was not talking about the fact that it's becoming more prevalent in SW.

I was saying that it's not fair to call it BS.

I believe that all the girls are not equal regarding the A+ service. Some of them can handle it a lot better than others and some bad experiences with guys that doesn't give a shit about what the girl is feeling might ruin it for all the other guys.

It depends on who are these girls that deny A+ , were they known to be good providers before?

[Syzygies]

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

Seems a bit unrealistic. I imagine girls would not be wanting to be ass fucked more than 10 to 15 minutes, and 5 minutes might be common. I just guess since I am not there to see and usually not taking it. Others can contradict me, if they really ass fuck for a full 30 minutes. I think it might be uncommon.

I knew one guy who claimed he did for the full hour to get his money's worth (100 Euros surcharge). Ha ha. He also got plenty of knockbacks.

[Franciscass]

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

If I book a girl far out, I always re check before showing up that she actually arrived.

I have seen a line up of 12 girls or so (maybe 15) on a quiet day. 23 available at one time is highly unlikely.

Line up depends on what time of the day you visit. Overlap shifts periods are mid afternoon to early evening. Then up to 8 girls (8 rooms) could be working at any given time. Add in the girls who don't appear in line ups and 7 to 13 girls vying for your your attention sounds about right. Checking an hour or so before you visit to confirm availability of a room and your girl of choice is highly recommended.

[Syzygies]

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

If I book a girl far out, I always re check before showing up that she actually arrived.

I have seen a line up of 12 girls or so (maybe 15) on a quiet day. 23 available at one time is highly unlikely.

[Bouvis]

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

I simply have run out of fucks to give when it comes to agreeing on some ass only to cop this type of excuse.

If ones butt hole is sore from being flogged then take the day off, and if all cocks are big, big then go and work in a bank.

[PerezPerez]

Today is my second day and I am here fore few more days. I would like to try 1 day a place recommended by regulars here in BKK (not necessarily already tried), may be a new place most are curious and haven't tried yet. One of the day of my visit I would like to try and review it. Please leave your comments with the name and suggested location.

[Franciscass]

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

Some of the more popular girls rarely appear in a line up, their bookings are enough to see them through their shift. Not sure how on any particular day the IPad or the Twitter post compares to actual girls that show up but DD is or at least used to be a well managed shop, seems odd they would consistently get it wrong. That said on my last visit there a while back after making a booking for 4 pm when I got there I was asked to wait 30 minutes as all rooms were occupied. No call letting me know no apology and an attitude of if you don't like like it then leave it which I did. Haven't been back since.

[Whoreman]

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

That makes her having a dick in her ass for 1 hour and half during the last few hours, with some of these guys fucking her ass very roughly.

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

The "too big" stuff is (most of the time, except for guys that already know that they have big dicks) often a simple way for her to say that she's already hurt and cannot handle more ass fuck.

This doesn't apply for girls that doesn't say it in the line up (when the customer expressly says that he is looking for some ass play) even though some of them might still be shy to say it in front of their mamasan.

None of what you say changes the fact that it's becoming more prevalent at Snow White.

[Paolo99]

This too big big routine appears to be becoming more prevalent with these providers in Bangkok.

It's total BS. As you duly noted these women are seasoned professionals and have taken yards of cock.

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

That makes her having a dick in her ass for 1 hour and half during the last few hours, with some of these guys fucking her ass very roughly.

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

The "too big" stuff is (most of the time, except for guys that already know that they have big dicks) often a simple way for her to say that she's already hurt and cannot handle more ass fuck.

This doesn't apply for girls that doesn't say it in the line up (when the customer expressly says that he is looking for some ass play) even though some of them might still be shy to say it in front of their mamasan.

[Paolo99]

DD'S Twitter's post listed 23 girls available today (Tuesday). Assuming at times all 8 rooms occupied and allowing for some shift changes it still means customers being turned away while 10 or more girls are available.

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

[Paolo99]

I choose one she said her name is AnAn, I couldn't find her on their website though.

Her pic is on their twitter account, and there are pics of some of the other girls that doesn't appear on their website.