Medellin Reports

[Smoothy]

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks.

The last thing I want to do is fuck my maid. If you want a maid who cleans your place well, then you should hire an ugly maid. If you want a maid who fucks, you are going to get a lazy maid who thinks she can do very little cleaning since she is fucking you.

[Knowledge]

What has worked for me is find a good looking girl who fucks. I think most of us have that part covered. Then you ask her to also do household chores.

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

[MiamiSammy]

I'd love to know how to find one of these.

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

[Talon]

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks. I pay mine 63 mill per day.

Nothing cramps your style like a chick living with you full time.

I'd love to know how to find one of these.

[MedellinGringo]

2 mill for a hot chick that fucks, cooks and cleans. No strings attached?

Sign me up. Need to add this expense to my Medellin retirement budget.

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks. I pay mine 63 mill per day.

Nothing cramps your style like a chick living with you full time.

[D Cups]

Last night, I confirmed with the owner of Patrick's Irish Pub that he will have that game on. He may even have it on the large screen on the porch, in which case there will be audio. He said he has all the NFL games every Sunday.

Much obliged, Fun Luvr!

[Holycross]

Many probably don't but I do not make their lives more difficult by being an asshole.

You misunderstood where I was coming from. I don't get off by been an asshole; I'm actually the opposite with providers. My reply was to another poster saying the girls may not want to fuck me; he was not wrong.

The first time in a Medellin casa I was with a paisa for 3 hours, fucked, talked, fucked again; I think we both enjoyed our time together. I tipped her and we met privately the same night. The following day. Hooked another paisa; asked for an hour but she "only does 30 min sessions" - so fine with me, fucked and came in less then 15 minutes. Paid (can't believe there was a 15 min rate) and we both went our separate ways. There were some good lucking college aged frat guys that came in at the same time but I struck first. It was obvious she rather fuck one of them.

I ubered to the casa, she was the best of the selection, should I have walked away? Maybe but I was in the room, Viagra had kicked-in and I was ready to fuck. Does that makes me an asshole? So be it.

[Holycross]

Yeah I'm sure that would be the case.

But it entailed them living with me which was a no go zone.

I know guys that pay 2 million COP a month and you can get a surprisingly got chick at that price They cook and clean but they are still with you 24/7.

2 mill for a hot chick that fucks, cooks and cleans. No strings attached?

Sign me up. Need to add this expense to my Medellin retirement budget.

[Fun Luvr]

Is there a sportsbar in Poblado that shows NFL? I want to see the Packers kick the 49 ers ass November 24 at 4:35 pm. Any American football fans feel free to join me. Cheers amigos.

Last night, I confirmed with the owner of Patrick's Irish Pub that he will have that game on. He may even have it on the large screen on the porch, in which case there will be audio. He said he has all the NFL games every Sunday.

[Surfer500]

I feel ya E, I yearn for the new pussy too, and then after a bit, I yearn for the TLC of a known "girlfriend".

I live in and out of both worlds, and I dig it!

I essentially hang out and live in 2 cities; both Medellin and Rio.

My routine works great for me in both cities.

Others may just like the quick slam bam, gracias ma'am only.

I enjoy the new and the known, depending on the mood.

Yes indeed, here in Medellin I have a "weekend girlfriend" I only allow over on the weekends, however during the week, I'm in El Centro like a rabid dog.

[Balboa]

And I speak from experience trying it out. The more you delude yourself into thinking its a friendship the more leverage they have to put one over on you.

May be true in your experience, however, not in mine of almost 30 years on the playing field.

I weed out the scammers and takers right away and only stick with my "keepers".

I speak the language very well, I'm experienced and I'm good at it.

We all have our own way, and as always, to each their own.

[Balboa]

Just like having a girlfriend. We fuck like rabbits at first. Then when we get to know each other the shit tapers off. The sex does not magically become out of sight because we have built a friendship, it instead becomes the same old saltine crackers. I yearn for the strange, not the familiar.

I feel ya E, I yearn for the new pussy too, and then after a bit, I yearn for the TLC of a known "girlfriend".

I live in and out of both worlds, and I dig it!

I essentially hang out and live in 2 cities; both Medellin and Rio.

My routine works great for me in both cities.

Others may just like the quick slam bam, gracias ma'am only.

I enjoy the new and the known, depending on the mood.

[John Gault]

John Gault,

Thanks for posting about your bad experience.

Just wondering, what did you mean about the value of a good wingman. You said you were with an old time monger?

The value was a little different than you would expect. It came from former Wingmen at home who offered to send me money Western Union. This happened since I was feeling sorry for myself, and had sent them E- Mails of the deed.

BTW this old time monger was the one who told me that I was doing to many toda la noche. He told me " you are paying them to sleep'. LOL.

[Turgid]

..........Do you really believe hookers enjoy fucking you?

Many probably don't but I do not make their lives more difficult by being an asshole.

[JjBee62]

For me it is the exact opposite. Diminishing returns. To me, the best pussy is new pussy. If I have sat around and fucked this chick 30 times and made friends with her, then I have already fucked her 27 times too many; especially if I am paying. I would rather pay for new pussy - new pussy being the reason I monger.

I know plenty of chicks that fit this bill, hooker and non-hooker. I remain cordial with them, but I am really not trying to fuck them anymore after so many times. I am the kid in the candy store. Nom, nom, nom, these gumdrops are delicious. Fuck these gumdrops, show me to the chocolate covered pretzels. Fuck these chocolate covered pretzels, show me to the sour hard candy, etc.

Just like having a girlfriend. We fuck like rabbits at first. Then when we get to know each other the shit tapers off. The sex does not magically become out of sight because we have built a friendship, it instead becomes the same old saltine crackers. I yearn for the strange, not the familiar.

The key words: "for me".

Whatever each of us does, we do it for ourselves. There are guys paying $200 a night for lodging and spending $100 on meals in Medellin, while other guys are staying and eating for $30 a day. The first guy might spend another $200 a day on one girl, while the other spends $50 a day for 3. Each does it "for me. ".

There are guys looking for fat chicks, guys looking for skinny chicks, guys looking for fake boobs and asses, and guys looking for all natural girls. There are guys looking for grannies and even guys trying to rob the cradle. Each one is doing it "for me. "

When it comes to some type of friendship with the girls, there are extremes which I'm uncomfortable with. There are guys who are only looking for girls they can abuse, verbally or physically. If you need to treat someone like shit to feel like a man, stay away.

The other extreme is a genuine long term relationship or marriage. I'm not saying you shouldn't go live in Colombia, settle down, find a nice girl and marry her. I'm saying you need to think long and hard before making that leap with a working girl.

Friendship, however, shouldn't be based on someone's profession, and working relationships don't need to be devoid of friendship. You just need to be aware of your situation, and set and respect boundaries.

If you visit a place once a year for 5 days, the chance of developing any real friendship is slim. You might find girls you want to see again, assuming they remain unchanged, but that's not friendship. Unless you spend a lot of time in one place, don't worry about it. Either find girls you want to repeat with, or find new girls. Whatever works best for you.

If you're living in Medellin full time, why wouldn't you develop some level of friendship with the girls? Even if you don't want to see a girl every week, she's still a useful contact. Whether you're looking for 2 chubby girls to help a buddy check off an item on his bucket list, or looking for a guy with a truck to help you move, your best source is your contacts. If you're looking for a particular type of girl, the girls you're friendly with will find her for you. If you cut them in for 50 k they'll even negotiate a lower price for you.

I'm on both sides of the fence on this issue. With the right girl, the sex gets better with familiarity. There's also the excitement of finding someone new, especially when she exceeds your expectations.

But, whether I'm repeating with a favorite or trying out someone new, I guarantee, I'm only doing it for me.