Medellin Reports

[GeneHickman]

The last thing I want to do is fuck my maid. If you want a maid who cleans your place well, then you should hire an ugly maid. If you want a maid who fucks, you are going to get a lazy maid who thinks she can do very little cleaning since she is fucking you.

LOL. I was just going to say the same thing another way, the reason she is fucking you is that she doesn't want to find work as a maid.

[Charm City Dave]

The last thing I want to do is fuck my maid. If you want a maid who cleans your place well, then you should hire an ugly maid. If you want a maid who fucks, you are going to get a lazy maid who thinks she can do very little cleaning since she is fucking you.

My Daddy taught me, always select the correct tool for that specific job.

[Big Boss Man]

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

Before you act, please watch this Seinfield rerun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maid_(Seinfeld).

Then, of course, do whatever pleases your dick.

[Mr Enternational]

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

LOL. Are you guys new on this planet? Find a chick that fucks and hand her a broom.

[Mr Enternational]

One thing I will say is that these chicas mood would be even better if I was fluent in spanish, they are generally super happy to meet me but after 5 minutes of tryng to converse you can tell they are a bit disappointed, Duolingo doesn't make you fluent guys haha, I can read and type spanish at a decent level but my listening and speaking skills is holding me back a bit.

Try Pimsleur.

[RudeBwoy100]

Popped my first paroxetine tablet today, so far I'm having no adverse side effects, fucked a tall 5'11 chica at new life and the same light skin venezuelan at playmates bar show today. I went from a 2-3 min man to a 5 to 10 min man and was exhausted both times tryng to hammer these chicas culo's into oblivion, left the bed full of sweat both times :).

One thing I will say is that these chicas mood would be even better if I was fluent in spanish, they are generally super happy to meet me but after 5 minutes of tryng to converse you can tell they are a bit disappointed, Duolingo doesn't make you fluent guys haha, I can read and type spanish at a decent level but my listening and speaking skills is holding me back a bit.

[Smoothy]

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks.

The last thing I want to do is fuck my maid. If you want a maid who cleans your place well, then you should hire an ugly maid. If you want a maid who fucks, you are going to get a lazy maid who thinks she can do very little cleaning since she is fucking you.

[Knowledge]

What has worked for me is find a good looking girl who fucks. I think most of us have that part covered. Then you ask her to also do household chores.

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

[MiamiSammy]

I'd love to know how to find one of these.

Yes, please tell me more- is this just something you luck into, or is there a method?

[Talon]

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks. I pay mine 63 mill per day.

Nothing cramps your style like a chick living with you full time.

I'd love to know how to find one of these.

[MedellinGringo]

2 mill for a hot chick that fucks, cooks and cleans. No strings attached?

Sign me up. Need to add this expense to my Medellin retirement budget.

It's better to hire a maid that is decent looking and fucks. I pay mine 63 mill per day.

Nothing cramps your style like a chick living with you full time.

[D Cups]

Last night, I confirmed with the owner of Patrick's Irish Pub that he will have that game on. He may even have it on the large screen on the porch, in which case there will be audio. He said he has all the NFL games every Sunday.

Much obliged, Fun Luvr!

[Holycross]

Many probably don't but I do not make their lives more difficult by being an asshole.

You misunderstood where I was coming from. I don't get off by been an asshole; I'm actually the opposite with providers. My reply was to another poster saying the girls may not want to fuck me; he was not wrong.

The first time in a Medellin casa I was with a paisa for 3 hours, fucked, talked, fucked again; I think we both enjoyed our time together. I tipped her and we met privately the same night. The following day. Hooked another paisa; asked for an hour but she "only does 30 min sessions" - so fine with me, fucked and came in less then 15 minutes. Paid (can't believe there was a 15 min rate) and we both went our separate ways. There were some good lucking college aged frat guys that came in at the same time but I struck first. It was obvious she rather fuck one of them.

I ubered to the casa, she was the best of the selection, should I have walked away? Maybe but I was in the room, Viagra had kicked-in and I was ready to fuck. Does that makes me an asshole? So be it.

[Holycross]

Yeah I'm sure that would be the case.

But it entailed them living with me which was a no go zone.

I know guys that pay 2 million COP a month and you can get a surprisingly got chick at that price They cook and clean but they are still with you 24/7.

2 mill for a hot chick that fucks, cooks and cleans. No strings attached?

Sign me up. Need to add this expense to my Medellin retirement budget.

[Fun Luvr]

Is there a sportsbar in Poblado that shows NFL? I want to see the Packers kick the 49 ers ass November 24 at 4:35 pm. Any American football fans feel free to join me. Cheers amigos.

Last night, I confirmed with the owner of Patrick's Irish Pub that he will have that game on. He may even have it on the large screen on the porch, in which case there will be audio. He said he has all the NFL games every Sunday.