Pattaya Reports

[NahkMD]

I was in Pattaya for the 1st time for about 5 days last week of Oct. Nothing fancy in this report but thought I share my thoughts on Pattaya for ya.

Landed in bkk and took Ann taxi to Pattaya arriving around 1230 am. On the way had this TF chick send me a massage asking if I was in Pattaya. Told her yea but she didn't believe me. Showed a pic of my boarding pass and she believed me. Got to talking to meet and finally meet at like 130 am. Got to my hotel (Acqua Hotel, BTW great hotel). Went to 7-11 and got the beer and food ready. She came over at 130 am, 23 why. O Skinny chick with nicely done boob job, no scar. Talked to her for a while about her job and life. She's from Udon Thani and tells me she's been in Pattaya for 3 weeks and works as a massage girl, no beer bar. After talking, went to do the deed and fucked her multiple positions. Cumed twice and then once by HJ. It was 5 am and I told her I kept her here long enough and I'm sure she had to go. Never asked about money, I just slid 2. 5 k and she left with a smile.

I saw her again couple other times and we hung out in the clubs and such but she said she will be leaving to try find another job as massage isn't reliable in terms of always making money.

Next day I went to explore this city. Many more foreigners than I expected honestly. Lots of construction going on which shows that the city reps are at least trying to take care of this city and expand I guess. Terminal 21 is awesome to get food and just chill out inside.

I don't go to beer bars as I don't drink like that, and gogos are pretty much money drainers from what I have read so I can't comment on any. I went to one beer bar on soi 6 called Playtime?. Not sure why the fuck I went to it, I think it was playing music I liked. But went in got a rum and coke. These girls don't seem to know wtf that is. Took like 3 people to understand what rum and cokes is. Anyways this beer bar was a dub. Girl came and gave me a drink and left. 4 girls in the front, 2 with the customers, and I'm alone sipping my drink. Finished my drink and left ASAP.

Clubs: Insomnia cool club. Lots of FL but man was it always packed with dudes. I went ever night and I believe for the majority, expect this one day where it was raining, dudes outnumbered the girls. I spoke to couple of them and they mostly were quoting 2 k ST (around 1-2 am), one said 3 k. Never bothered with any as I didn't really care was just looking to see their prices again for research purposes. I'm 100% sure I could have bought it down to 1.5 k. I suggest people negotiate to the market rate just caz these girls know they can pull a fast on from a newbie who knows nothing better.

Lucifer Club: This club was the only club I found not to be filled to the brim with people. You could find a spot and chill and there was always FL coming and going. Girls her were also I believe more accepting of Indians as there were always Indian dudes here. Only thing with this club is the insane loud music. I know it's a club but Jesus, its legit ear rape if you stand in front.

808 Club: Always popping with people. Attracts African Americans and lots of younger type crowd. Has rap and are+be playing. I really liked it for the music. Definitely had the hottest chicks in here IMO. Lots of smoke in here which was a problem for me. Also, not the biggest club. Most girls here were chilling with the GF with bottles in the table so kind of difficult to approach them without the right game, or if she's not smiling at you haha. Price I was quoted by 2 hot chick I asked 3 k st. There were some thicc girls there but they were scooped up by the party going dudes.

The pier: I tired going into it but was told no. It seems its only for japs / Koreans. They sent me to this Russian booth and I just turned around and left. Probably caz they thought I was Indian even tho I'm not LOL.

TF and Tinder: These worked great in Pattaya. Not so much in BKK tho (for me). Like I said all my girls were from TF and price seems to be cheaper here than anything as most of the TF girls are just FL who don't work in beer bars or other similar establishments. Tinder was also decent, had match but never time to meet like that. I fucked 4 girls from TF all who were all chill. 1 of them hung out like every day with me and the other one took me to Nong Nooch and we hung out there. 3 of the TF girls went for the 1.3 k rate ST except 1 who stood at 1.5 k ST. 2 of them had kids and 2 didn't.

Daytime: Did not see too many FL on Beach road in the day time, night time you got a good amount just sanding out there but it's nothing too crazy but they are there if you want. What's the options for day time? MP / TF I guess?

Final thoughts. Pattaya is an interesting city and as someone here said, you need to be here for months to understand the economics at play. I can say the same for BKK, which is even crazier. As for actually staying in Central Pattaya, I do feel it's over populated. I went to Jomthiem and liked it much more. If you want to monger, then yea guess staying in central is best option, but Jomehiem is more relaxing. I wish I could have gone to those smaller clubs but being a first timer with no wingman, I wasn't too comfortable going there solo.

In regards to prices, getting 1.5 k for a ST seems to be a lot for these girls. I gave 2 of these TF girls just 300 bhat for hanging out and they couldn't believe it. Like its chump change for me but to these girls, it must be a lot. So when I hear people over pay, even tho I'm not living here, it pains my heart, knowing this is why girls come up with insane prices. Is this a correct assessment to make on the prices or am I wrong here?

I will be back again as I know the layout of the land now. Hopefully not solo. Hanging out with a wingman makes things more fun. I would up my TF / Tinder game too before getting here, it's a little more work but 2 weeks before you come just start talking and find those freelancers. I think that's pretty much it.

[Franga]

I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

Prostitution is only illegal if carried out in "a place of prostitution". Your hotel is not a place of prostitution. It is a business that provides accomodation services. Prostitution activities may take place there, but it is not a place of prostitution (ie, a brothel).

Similarly for all of the massage places. They carry on the business of providing massage services, hence they are not places of prostitution.

However girls are very wary of leaving any evidence of prostition activities being carried out on their premises so will remove all condoms and their packages, and take them elsewhere.

[Franga]

Can someone gives me advice as to whether this is a good place to stay as far as distance to Soi 6 and walking street?

It is convenient to Soi 6, but not walking street. There are a lot of road construction activities on Beach Rd at the moment, so traffic is slowed there, especially at the busy time in the evening. So getting to Walking St via Beach Rd may take some time.

[Member #4698]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?
2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?
3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

1. Tell her exactly, "I want to barfine you my hotel."

2. A) Only pick up girls from girl girl bars and GO GO's. And don't worry too much about it because it is very obvious and 99.9975% of the time you will know. B) But when in doubt pass ie trust your instincts on this. C). Ask politely if you must. LB's will tell you the truth. Girls will laugh and ask you why you ask. And posties will tell you they are girls. Ha Ha. D) How to decline a LB advance? That's funny too: just smile and say, "I looking for girl, sorry" and that will do it.

3. Take Horatio's advice. 700 to 1000 baht is the range for Soi 6 bar girls, but a couple of hundred baht doesn't matter if you like the girl and she is better looking than most of the others. To such a girl you might say, "I give you X (the venue price) plus I give you good tip if you make me happy." That works a lot. On the other hand if a girl asks for some outrageous sum 2 or 3 times her venue's range. Walk away. She is no good.

4. On illegality, 555: Don't worry about it. Once you arrive in Pat and see with your own eyes what is going on, you won't give it a 2nd thought. BTW, your hotel is girl friendly. Take as many girls as you like back to your room and have a blast. And don't miss the Walking Street Go Go's!

5. RTFF. It is all here.

[Horatio]

You just tell the girl you want to bar fine her. Don't be so caught up on overpaying. A few hundred baht isn't that big a deal to overpay.

Mostly things are pretty straight forward. Say what you want and be upfront.

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

[Jbatts77]

If you've never been to Pattaya, it's important to figure out the basic layout *before* you arrive. If you know where things are, you'll be able to book lodging in a place that's centrally located. You'll also be able to get where you need to go on foot, by baht bus or by motorbike taxi. Most importantly you'll be able to get down to business immediately upon arrival without wasting a bunch of time. Online maps are fine, but I also recommend buying an old-fashioned map that you can look at while you are planning your trip. I like the Groovy map of Pattaya, which I find has just right level of detail. You can buy it from Amazon for about 270 baht plus shipping.

https://www.amazon.com/GROOVY-PATTAY.../dp/9745250333

Can someone gives me advice as to whether this is a good place to stay as far as distance to Soi 6 and walking street?

I am staying for 5 days, I am 33 years old, attractive and in shape, and my whole reason for going is to smash tons of Pattaya Girls. I can't find any solid info online that helps with this.

Anyway, here is where I am staying:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Re...e.html?m=19905

[Jbatts77]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

[Mr Enternational]

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot. A chick hit me up talking about an Indian guy that killed a chick the other day.

This guy from indian kill the girl. The guy love her to much and give her everything she want. But the girl meet new good one more then him and the girl say no to stay togetther with him. And the guy come big angry.

Guys please remember the 3rd Commandment of mongering: Thou shalt not covet these hoes.

[InsolentSpike]

Hello everyone,

Have done the German FKKs and am now ready for the Pattaya experience.

I'm not a drinker or party person but am intrigued about the idea of LT action.

I have been watching countless YouTube videos and plan to check out the Beach Road Freelancers.

Are the freelancers a good idea for LT? Many stunners from what I see in the videos.

Thanks!

[FL Hawk]

This is my pet peeve. Too many guys buying lady drinks and doing absolutely nothing other than staring in to a girl's eyes or touching her shoulders and waist. DFK, mutual groping, and lap dancing should be standard if you buy a girl a lady drink.

Will never forget the good old days of 2016 when Soi 6 girls used to greet you with their hands down your pants.

Good advice, and one I tend to ignore. I am much more likely to BF her is she gets into some kissing and groping, but my nature is that I rarely initiate such action. I have one more trip to Pattaya in 3 weeks to work on that.

I started coming to Patts in May 2015 I can't say I was ever greeted with hands in my pants! But I am old and you have that charm that the ladies love. Haha.

[Franga]

Some photos of the old X'Zyte nightclub from 2009.

[Banana Boi]

I've seen both spellings, your's make sense if there was a club by that name.

The disco was called Xzyte Club and I've spelled the name of that soi on here as Soi X-zyte and Soi xzyte in the past.

That huge piece of land is such a wasteland. Has its semi annual mini fairs. About 2 years ago I went to an amazing outdoor Thai concert with lots of acts there. Felt sorry for guys who were looking for P4 P that night because so many hot Thai girls were at that concert.

[Downandup]

Thanks I think the place might be called Jonart massage? There is two Soi, the far left it runs around back to Soi Buakhao the other is as BB noted Soi Excite.

No, I was corrected on another board, it's Janet Massage.

I am pretty sure that it is called Soi Excyte, which is named after the nightclub which existed on that large open area of ground further down and closer to 3rd Road. It is now torn down.

I've seen both spellings, your's make sense if there was a club by that name.

[Member #4766]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

28 yrs on Soi 6. 1000 baht. Chick rating =8. Room extra 400 baht..

Great Report man.

I am about to visit Pattaya on 15 Nov. I will be staying at Baywalk. I hope to get as much fun as possible. Your report gives a idea about going rates. Thank you very much.

[Mr Enternational]

However I found that girls had very good memories of exactly how much I had paid them in the past, even if was weeks or months ago. Some would then ask why the amount had changed.

Some may not even care to a certain extent. I have been fucking this chick that is a dental hygienist. I usually give her 1200 baht. The other day she sent me a message saying that she misses me. I said you miss me, or you miss my money? She got offended.

She came over that night. I like her coming over because she has a real job to go to and doesn't lay around all day like the chicks that don't. She usually gets up at 9 to be at work at 10. But she woke up at 9:30 trying to fuck. After that she started lounging around. I said hey you are late for work. She said she didn't have to be there until 1 today! Damn.

When she got ready to leave I gave her 1000 baht, 200 less that usual. She thanked me and gave me a kiss and keeps sending messages as usual.