Puerto Vallarta

[Sky Ryder]

I have been to PV at least 20 times. I have no idea where you are referring. How about an address?

If it wasn't clear, this was my first trip to PV in more than 20 years. I didn't take the time to write down the street address and am not even sure a saw a sign, but it was one of the main beachside street. I'll to give better directions.

I stayed at the Sheraton Buganvillas, walked north along the street that fronts the hotel (in the direction of the marina). After about a 10-15 minute walk I found the No Name Spa on the west side (beach) side of the street. There is a large grocery / general type store either just beside or less than a block away, and just north is a building called "Party Store" on the front, and I was not able to located] that store on Google either in hopes of giving an address. The building that houses the spa, is on the corner of the street with a sign that says the entrance to an Adults only resort, but I can't remember the name. I hope this helps.

I am coming back next week and hope to find something / someone that I can hire for an evening to have drinks, laugh with a bit and then get a decent fuck and send her on her merry way. I know this is highly unlikely, but one needs to have goals. I have been looking on SA to see if that will produce results, but so far only crickets. I would even be interested in a private massage from a MILF type if she has decent skills and a fun personality.

I have no illusions of success, but we will see. I might even get a massage in the hotel, which I am sure will be legit, but the girls were cute. I had tried to find the place in the Marina shopping complex, but must have gotten the wrong shopping area. I looked for the street that was mentioned had a lot of massage spas, but was not successful either. Only had one day, so not long to look around. The No Name was good and fit the bill, so I have that in the back pocket.

Sky.

[Scubatoo]

The amount of info here that it current is pretty slim, but today I was heading up the road when I saw a storefront that looked like it was a closed up business that someone had painted on the windows. Turns out the windows were painted, but the business was far from closed. The name is "No Name Spa'. It is located south of The Party Store in the building that serves as the entrance to the adult resort in PV......Sky.

I have been to PV at least 20 times. I have no idea where you are referring. How about an address?

[Sky Ryder]

The amount of info here that it current is pretty slim, but today I was heading up the road when I saw a storefront that looked like it was a closed up business that someone had painted on the windows. Turns out the windows were painted, but the business was far from closed. The name is "No Name Spa'. It is located south of The Party Store in the building that serves as the entrance to the adult resort in PV.

I walked to be greeted by LuLu, one three cute ladies on duty this morning. She showed me the "menu", which started at $550 for massage, went to $1250 for HJ, $1650 for oral, $2250 for "completo".

I told her I would decided which service depending on how good her service was. She spoke pretty good English, nice shapely legs, cute butt, and nice, if smallish tits. The other two girls all had their positives and I would have been pleased with any one of them.

Surprisingly, the massage was very enjoyable and was a lot more than a little oil rubbed around just to get to the finish. On the flip, I chose the BJ, but she told me everything is covered. I had lucked into a nice MILF last night that was almost finished with vacation and wanted to get a little strange so my interest in working hard for a pop had waned. I don't like Latex condoms, and forgot to bring my own, so HJ it was. LuLu was disappointed I wouldn't do something more, but gave a pretty good HJ. I really wanted to bend her over the table and tap that ass, but it all worked out. She went full nude, but wouldn't allow my fingers to roam far.

I would totally repeat with LuLu, but expect I would have enjoyed any of the girls I saw. I will go back the next time I am in PV.

Enjoy,

Sky.

[WantSomeFun]

Is the strip club 4 play located next to the farmacia Guadalajara in old town open this year. Heading down in a week and always had a good time there.

[Sky Ryder]

I have a trip planned to PV in a couple of weeks and trying to be pre-plan appears to be difficult at best. I will try to share what I find, and appreciate any input. I tend to focus on outcall escorts for a multi-hour encounter as opposed to a 30 min session and dash. Any input on specific ladies or best practices to find this type of talent is appreciated and I will report back.

TIA.

Sky.

[Scubatoo]

I'm about to wrap up an extended stay in Puerto Vallarta and want to share some of what I've learned and experienced about pay for play services in this wonderful city. It is low season right now; the temps and humidity keep many tourists away. The info below may not apply to busier times......

Thanks for taking the time to write this Report. To all those who take advantage of offered intel, but do not give back to this Forum, I hope you reconsider. It is how we all learn.

[Only Me Again]

I'm about to wrap up an extended stay in Puerto Vallarta and want to share some of what I've learned and experienced about pay for play services in this wonderful city. It is low season right now; the temps and humidity keep many tourists away. The info below may not apply to busier times.

Strip clubs:

I've only ventured into one -- Paradise, on Blvd Francisco Medina Asencio -- the main north-south street along the beach. It is a couple kilometers north of the downtown area, maybe halfway from downtown to the airport. It is crazy expensive; dancers drinks are 395 pesos ($20 US approximately). Lap dances on the floor are a similar amount. Dancers told me the cost of a private dance, and it was so high I promptly forgot it. But the night I went there I saw many very beautiful dancers. If you've got so much cash you don't know how to spend it all, you could enjoy yourself here or in a similar club. But there are far better options.

Massage:

Massage must be one of PV's primary tourist-oriented businesses; there must be hundreds of massage places throughout the city. You can find two kinds: the everything-but type, and the everything type. You can tell the everything-but type by the white clothes the masseuses wear; it's almost like a uniform. The women who massage everything wear less-formal attire. You can also tell by the massage table. Everything-but places will have a folded sheet or towel on top of the massage table, to cover your body; the everything places have only the table. And the prices are amazing. Around tourist resorts you might pay 500-600 pesos for an hour-long massage ($25-30); in other areas the price can drop to 350 pesos ($18) for a 75-minute massage. And the quality of the massages in the everything-but places is very high. My favorite place for massages is the shopping center just south of the Office Depot across from the Paradise strip club; there are around a dozen massage businesses in that center. The ones towards the back are more likely to be places where you can get everything massaged. Unfortunately, the price jumps significantly if you want a happy ending -- and that's what the masseuse will say, as in "quieres un massage con happy ending? Instead of paying 350 pesos, you'll be asked to pay 1,000 pesos. But the masseuse will often accept less. But when faced with a choice of $18 for an amazing everything-but massage, or $40-50 for a happy ending massage, I often go with the cheaper option as the quality is so very good.

Most masseuses who do everything-but massages don't come within 2-6 inches of pubic hair, but I did have one masseuse who came right up to that area. I was writhing on the table, wanting so much to have her go just a bit farther. She politely declined when I asked, even though she had been brushing my balls with long strokes from feet to head. It might have been the most turned-on I've ever been, and the buzz stayed with me all day.

I've sampled one downtown massage place -- Best Massage, on the main north-south street, just a block or two from the Puerto Vallarta sculpture on the malecón. The masseuses are young and beautiful. The "relaxing massage" was 400 pesos; the masseuse offered a happy ending massage for 1500 pesos and full service for 2500 pesos. She wouldn't negotiate, and I went with the relaxing massage as the prices of the other services were ridiculous. It was a horrid massage. Don't expect a quality massage in an everything massage business.

La Antorchas:

This often-reviewed place is on Blvd Francisco Medina Asencio, just south of the marina, opposite the El Soriano grocery store. I stopped by twice; the first time I sat and conversed with the guy who runs it, who told me he had a beautiful woman working, but I never saw her, and after sitting by myself for 10-15 minutes after he got called off by his kid, I left. I came back a second day, and two women were sitting by the door. They wore lots of makeup and were quick to explain the prices: 1000 pesos ($50) for a massage and full service, plus 250 pesos for the room. So for about $65-70, you can do it all here. The women were less attractive than some of the masseuses, but for the price, I'd go here anytime. And think about the difference between Las Antorchas and all of the other options: $70 for full service here; $60 for a handjob at a massage parlor; perhaps hundreds for full service at a tourist strip club.

[Scubatoo]

Guys I am hotel zone and it is a pain to escape to BB in old.

Town for a hit or miss. Anyone know of MPs near the hotel.

Zone. Not Antrochas please. He he.

Check out PV Jacuzzi & Spa on Ancla at the Marina. See my post at #2037 for details.

[Vitrea]

Guys I am hotel zone and it is a pain to escape to BB in old.

Town for a hit or miss. Anyone know of MPs near the hotel.

Zone. Not Antrochas please. He he.

[Vitrea]

Went there this afternoon. Saw Jocelyn. Bit chubby for my style but massage and play was excellent. There were two other decent ones. One coming and one going. I came back at 6 PM and place was closed on a Monday though the girl said she will be there till 8 PM. Rest of the street was no good.

[PVMonger]

Have you seen her? The only two reports about her are very good but by members with just that one post. I hope she is for real but like to verify from seniors.

Yes, I have seen here. She was OK but the chemistry just wasn't there. She said she liked DATY but I wasn't able to get her off and I must've been down there for 10 minutes. She did a good BBBJ / CIM but not nearly as good as Jaki's.

I saw here back when there were still ads on BP and CL and I think she advertised on both. Yes, Mileroticos is very hit-and-miss. I rarely pull from there but when I do, I always click the phone number and see what ads show up. If there are multiple ads for multiple chicas, you know its a agency. And never, ever, send a chica a prepayment!

[Vitrea]

I typically goes to clubs, Massage places and used PV playmates a while ago. How is the general success on Mileroticos? Some of the girls look good. Anyone with bad experience?

[Vitrea]

She posts ads on Mileroticos.

Have you seen her? The only two reports about her are very good but by members with just that one post. I hope she is for real but like to verify from seniors.

[PVMonger]

And how do we get a hold of her?

She posts ads on Mileroticos.

[GeneHickman]

I was in Pvr for a couple of days and came a cross Katy. Very authentic, easy going, open minded and very pleasurable. If you want to have a good time with a nice companion, and also pleases some Sexual desires. She awesome for that! No rush for the time, nice conversation, kinky stuff and whiling to please and be pleased. Blond nice skinny shape, great boobs, nice butt.

And how do we get a hold of her?