Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

Yep and doesn't like DATY either.

Even Focus is now refusing a finger in her pussy or arse. To be fair she did immediately follow up with 'you can put your dick in my arse' but even Addict girls are ok with a finger in the pussy so I was surprised a provider with a reputation for good service would have this attitude.

[Paolo99]

Maybe they took your criticism on board as her photos have now been changed. They deserve credit for posting honest photos like that. I can see that her tummy is not acceptable for me so I won't waste my time but there are plenty of guys who will find her attractive.

http://thanksmassage.com/index.php/g...019/08/02/695/

She's also starting to explore the smooci experience.

There are some other pictures of her but all photoshopped.

https://smooci.com/escorts/7y7v6x

[TrueBlue666]

Decided to try Sara because of (or in spite of?) her reviews. Sometimes I just get the mostly baseless assumption that I'll have a better experience. That pretty much ended up being the case again. Her face is mostly the same as her pictures (a bit darker, though, shocking, I know). She said her age as 22-23 (I've never had the answer given as a range before), and I'm inclined to believe that's probably accurate. As stated previously, she's not skinny, but she's not fat, but she has rather large breasts for a thai gal, and they felt natural. As for the experience, she was only slightly stubborn, gentle coaxing was really all it took to get her to do something, and really the only thing she absolutely forbade was kissing. She was a little reluctant to let me in the back door (I'm not small), but she ended up taking it in multiple positions anyways, again with a bit of gentle coaxing. Flattery and a friendly demeanor can go a long way. After we finished and were just chilling off, she was actually pretty friendly. I guess she goes back and forth between Thailand and Korea (spending more time in Korea than Thailand), so if you don't get to see her, that may be why. Would I recommend her? I don't know. If you're kind of the impatient sort, probably not. If some reluctance doesn't bother you, then I'd say you'll be fine.

Any other younger "A. Level" (A+, greek, back door-othies, etc etc) gals anyone'd recommend for this weekend? When I say younger, I mean mid twenties or younger. I don't mind reporting on them if I try them out. I've already tried the Snow White and Cherry girls that I've wanted to try.

[Diglerni]

Well luckily you are not obligated to choose a single Soi. There are large numbers of MPs near each other.

Soi 22 has a lot of MPs but I don't go there. Never was very impressed by talent levels.

My preferred Sois happen to be the small sub Soi off Soi 24, Soi 24/1 perhaps 100 metres away, Soi 26 right next to Soi 24/1 (very close), and Soi 33 (and its sub sois) just over 5 minutes walk away. However I also like Doki Doki Soi 31, not so close to Soi 33 MPs. 5+ minutes walk again.

You can travel fast between these locations on a motorcycle taxi..

Amazing response. Thank you so much. I think I've been in the alley you are referring to 5 years ago. With so many places its so hard to choose. I'll mostly hang around the 23/24 area to look.

[Syzygies]

Long time reader, first time poster.

If you had to pick one soi to go to for massages, which one would you pick? My buddy and I are only in BKK for 4 days and want to do the massage scene one day or night. Looking for the area with the most concentrated parlors. Preferably ones that offer body glides.

Thanks in advance.

Well luckily you are not obligated to choose a single Soi. There are large numbers of MPs near each other.

Soi 22 has a lot of MPs but I don't go there. Never was very impressed by talent levels.

My preferred Sois happen to be the small sub Soi off Soi 24, Soi 24/1 perhaps 100 metres away, Soi 26 right next to Soi 24/1 (very close), and Soi 33 (and its sub sois) just over 5 minutes walk away. However I also like Doki Doki Soi 31, not so close to Soi 33 MPs. 5+ minutes walk again.

You can travel fast between these locations on a motorcycle taxi.

Why not browse and see which places appeal to you, even if you only have 4 days. Just because you enter a massage place, don't feel obligated to choose girl. In my case if I don't like the line up, I move to the next place. Life is too short to pick a girl that does not really appeal to you.

You could make a short list of highly recommended places to try, even though opinions vary greatly on these places. Your choice must vary also depending on if you need the pornstar experience including fucking her ass, or not.

Also bear in mind the line-ups can vary. My first visit to DokiDoki was disappointing with about 5 girls available and did not like them. 2nd visit weeks later and had nearly 15 girls and I did like 2 or 3.

I am thinking I would like to look on Soi 23 next time, having spotted some nice looking girls when passing on a motorcycle, some distance from these other Sois mentioned. Strangely Sois 23 and 24 are opposite sides of Sukhumvit road, but not at all close to each other.

Soi 19 has a few Massage places. I did not visit any there recently. Soi 7/1 has places. Many others. Tulip is under Thong Lo Skytraain station. I have not used it for years due to poor line ups at the time of visit.

Avoid Soi 4 Massage places. Too many ladyboys there I think.

Also get it very clear in your mind if your priority is a superb Thai style massage, or if you are after a great sex service. For me is very much the later. I don't give a shit about getting a massage, unless its a nude girl body slide with gel. The girl is welcome to massage me with her tits, ass, mouth and pussy (no hands).

You can experience many different things in Bangkok in 4 days, provided you are not highly supervised by a wife or similar. As a long time reader you should know about most popular thinsg.

[Diglerni]

Long time reader, first time poster.

If you had to pick one soi to go to for massages, which one would you pick? My buddy and I are only in BKK for 4 days and want to do the massage scene one day or night. Looking for the area with the most concentrated parlors. Preferably ones that offer body glides.

Thanks in advance.

[Goatscrot]

BB has been 23 for the past 5 years or so if you believe the Cherry website. Does she still refuse to be fingered? That would be a bit of a deal killer for me.

Yep and doesn't like DATY either.

[Whoreman]

Has anyone tried her? Please let me know the review and if she has a visible baby damage.

I've tried her. She's never had a baby but does have some mild stretch marks, maybe just a result of losing weight. I think her silicone implants are quite recent as they're still high up and feel hard. Very sweet girl.

Anyone tried Magic or Pookie? Any baby damage? A+?

[Whoreman]

Booked BB at Cherry. Not much to say. She's pretty (a few years older than the pictures) with a good body (great ass), does an enthusiastic job of both the massage and the fun parts. She's A-level just like the site indicates. I've been visiting her for 3 years or so (every time I visit Bangkok), had her sister before that. Anyways, I've never regretted a session, and probably will continue to choose her. I don't really bother with anyone else at Cherry. Cherry's not where it was a few years ago, quality wise, but BB and Focus are still great, so I'd recommend them at the very least.

BB has been 23 for the past 5 years or so if you believe the Cherry website. Does she still refuse to be fingered? That would be a bit of a deal killer for me.

[Franciscass]

I agree and the attention it's getting is completely without justification. If I was going to stroll up soi 26 I'd check out Addict first and then maybe Orient. The trouble is when people post sensible, factual reviews they don't attract many responses so get buried in the responses to more controversial posts. For example, someone recently wrote a review of a girl at Addict which received very little attention and now I'm struggling to find it.

Not taking sides here as I haven't been to Mango for a long time but a shop can only remain popular over time by providing a superior service by well trained attractive staff in a well maintained environment. Favourable reviews on ISG even if hyped may help business short time but if they are not backed up by consistently genuine good experiences the place will become just another run of the mill shop which alas is what with some notable exceptions most of them are.

[TrueBlue666]

Booked BB at Cherry. Not much to say. She's pretty (a few years older than the pictures) with a good body (great ass), does an enthusiastic job of both the massage and the fun parts. She's A-level just like the site indicates. I've been visiting her for 3 years or so (every time I visit Bangkok), had her sister before that. Anyways, I've never regretted a session, and probably will continue to choose her. I don't really bother with anyone else at Cherry. Cherry's not where it was a few years ago, quality wise, but BB and Focus are still great, so I'd recommend them at the very least.

Tangmo has a few reviews on her, but I went with her anyway. Her face is pretty damn cute, particularly if you get her smiling. I see that people haven't had much luck at that. Maybe you booked her too late in the day (too many problematic customers), or maybe I'm just ridiculously charming? You decide. She's cute, young, and small pretty much all around, but I think she has a great ass (best at SW IMO, I've had like 5 of them incl. Candy over the past couple years). So, I'll give you that she's not particularly enthusiastic or talkative, but that didn't stop her from riding when I asked her to, despite her complaints about size. She is friendly in her own way, though. She even puts in that effort to make sure I get off twice. She also gave a great BJ. She is VERY tight, so you may need to take this into consideration if you're larger than average for a westerner (maybe don't even try), but she managed to get it in both holes with effort and lubrication. Anyways, I like her, booked her 3 times. This is obviously a YMMV type of thing, if you're not willing to put forth the effort to be friendly and flattering until she finally reciprocates, I don't think you'll have fun with her. Lastly, don't ask her for a massage. She has no idea how; that's not really why I go there, so that's fine. I don't really need to recommend SW, you all know what it is, but I do recommend Tangmo, if you're a patient friendly person.

Booked Dear at 7 Heaven (you can only book same day, I just did it because I know who I wanted and they get grabbed up quick). Pretty face (I think she's 22 - 24, the pics are from when she started 2-3 years ago), good body (but it's a BJ shop so whatever, really), but awesome technique. Sometimes I feel like I'm not going to be able to walk afterwards. Nice gal, too, friendly enough. She takes long holidays, so you may not be able to see her. If you don't mind BJ only bars, then this place is pretty great. I know the price puts some people off, given that for a nude BJ you pay just as much as an hour at SW or Cherry but I don't really care. I know some people were complaining about some particular mama-san at this place some time ago, but if you book in advance you deal with the front desk for like 30 seconds, so it doesn't really matter. Otherwise, you can always just show up on the spot, check the tablet and point out who you want. I recommend both her and the shop in general.

Don't ask me for specific details about their bodies. They're all more than attractive enough for my purposes. As far as prices go, I paid exactly what was indicated on the sites plus tips (anywhere between 500 - 1000 thb per instance).

[TempStories]

Has anyone tried her? Please let me know the review and if she has a visible baby damage.

[Mr Benn]

Two quotes come to mind on the current conversation between members on Mango.

'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as bad publicity. Phineas T. Barnum.

MR be you are long overdue that free shag.

I am just a normal punter who visits the same massage shop every week for a bit of fun. When I try out a new girl, I post a report here. I have also encouraged others to do the same. The full extent of my self-interest is to avoid wasting time and money on duds.

I was slowly working my way through the Mango line-up in order to compile a performance summary of every girl in the shop. I had intended to post it here in the hope that it would be welcomed as a "report of distinction". Evidently, I was being rather naive.

You are a sensible and constructive member of this forum so your opinion carries weight. If you think that I am a paid publicist for the Mango shop then it is likely that others will think the same. For this reason, I have decided to stop submitting girl reports for that venue.

As well as reviewing the performance of the various girls, these reports also reveal a rather intimate part of my character so, despite being protected by the cloak of anonymity, the unduly negative reaction from some feels a bit personal and is obviously discouraging. Contrary to your assertion, I don't get paid for this.

I accept that my reviews here are kind but this is just a reflection of my real-world character. As a customer, my approach is always friendly and gentle. This brings out the best in most girls and I seldom have a bad session. I am not one of those guys who gets off on tenderising a piece of meat with all the joie de vivre of Eeyore at a Tijuana donkey show.

[Whoreman]

Ok, I found it. She sounds worth trying but unfortunately we don't have a definite name. Has Addict got rid of the 4000 baht 'superstar' girls?

Addict. Her name starts with the, and I think it was Disya. I am not really sure.

Addict is a very busy place. At one time, there can be as many as 12 customers and if you go in the afternoon, it's quite easy to see all girls being taken. I had to go in about 8 times to find a line up that was bigger than 2!

I ignored club 102 completely as the girls there can sometimes behave like princesses.

The 8th time I went there, I finally saw a line up that had over 2 girls, this time there were more than 12 or 14. I pointed out to a cutie and she appeared happy. The girl looked more like girl next door type.

I wanted to see how horny can I get her and I let my hands play around in her ass, to which she responded by pulling me to the room by holding on to my penis. That was sexy! This too was noticed by other girls who were getting down.

She dropped me off in the room and promised to come back fast, and she did.

She looked cute, her body is perfect and her boobs too are quite big for a thai.

Fast forwarding the other details, I chose the jacuzzi. I let her take control and she cleaned me off very well like an obedient asian mistress and sucked my dick. She was not a pro like Leena or Candy from the other places mentioned above, but just like the way she looked, she also performed like a girl next door or a GF. Which for me was not a bad thing. Back in the bed, she massaged me, which was okay. Then we started the sex session, Initially she was shy for DFK, but later she initiated and it was nice because DFK makes me harder and makes me want to be more involved. Then I had to release. I still had about 20 minutes left and when I asked her for 2nd pop, she disappointed me by saying that only 1 pop is allowed. For 2 pops, you will have to inform them in advance and pay more. I paid around 2. 5 k in damage. I think you will have to pay around 1 k more for 2 pops.

Anyway those are the rules. I still thought she deserved something, and tipped her 200 and walked away.

More reports coming soon!

[Whoreman]

Two quotes come to mind on the current conversation between members on Mango.

'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as bad publicity. Phineas T. Barnum.

MR be you are long overdue that free shag.

I agree and the attention it's getting is completely without justification. If I was going to stroll up soi 26 I'd check out Addict first and then maybe Orient. The trouble is when people post sensible, factual reviews they don't attract many responses so get buried in the responses to more controversial posts. For example, someone recently wrote a review of a girl at Addict which received very little attention and now I'm struggling to find it.