Pattaya Reports

[Downandup]

In little more than a week in Patt's I did my usual stops. Soi 6 is good, I spent a good amount of time in a number of the Nightwish group bars. Best Gogo seems to be Kink on LK metro or Windmill off Walking Street.

Freelancers are easily found off ThaiFriendly but the availability can be a problem. They come and go so when you want to call them out they may not be around. I had my best success booking ahead for the evening or next day. One thing is that they are wary of time wasters so a definite booking works well. Any anyone not in Pattaya should not message the girls, it may get you blocked.

Soi Pothole seems to have a good choices but the selection was poor visually.

[Christian G]

New name and looks for the old The Office agogo, now is called FRIENDS.

[Christian G]

Naughty club, next to Club 555 it's just open.

[Christian G]

New club called Golden Time will open soon in soi Buakhao (it is the former Surprise Yourself). Same property as Babylon G. Club.

[XanderFran]

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot. A chick hit me up talking about an Indian guy that killed a chick the other day.

This guy from indian kill the girl. The guy love her to much and give her everything she want. But the girl meet new good one more then him and the girl say no to stay togetther with him. And the guy come big angry.

Guys please remember the 3rd Commandment of mongering: Thou shalt not covet these hoes.

I heard the news as well. It was terrible, Apparently she was murdered in a hotel near Soi Buakhao and just left the country. No word about any of this, It's fucked up.

[Fmojo]

Just let us know where you end up so the rest of us can avoid it.

SE.

Where's that thumbs up emoji when you need it?

[SouthEaster]

Just let us know where you end up so the rest of us can avoid it.

SE.

[Banana Boi]

Are there any naked bar in Pattya? Where I can get naked and drink beer and dance?

Since they give public BJ's in some of, if not all, the G clubs and BJ bars in Pattaya I suppose that would be your best starting point.

[AManHasNoName]

Are there any naked bar in Pattya? Where I can get naked and drink beer and dance?

[Bunky]

How is Pattaya the week of Christmas? Have booked December 23-27 How's the crowd during that week? Extreme or do-able? Or does it more so increase after the week of Christmas?

I've done several trips where I arrive about December 20 and depart in the first week of January. If that's not the peak of high season, it's pretty darn close.

You will encounter lots of nighttime traffic on Second Road headed north, especially from Central Festival Mall to Soi 6. Ditto for Beach Road headed south, especially from Hooters to Walking Street. Plenty of gigantic tour buses. Sometimes traffic gets so bad it's faster to walk than take a baht bus. If you're in a hurry the motorcycle taxis are also an option. Lots of traffic on Soi Buakaow as well, so much so that your really have to keep your head up when you walk along the shoulder. Other than those areas, no problems with traffic at all.

You'll notice the Chinese tour groups in two places. They will be traipsing up and down Walking Street at night, of course. But you'll also see them clogging the sidewalks near The Base Condo in the central part of town. I know these knots of people annoy many on the this forum, but I don't have a problem with them. Other than at night on Walking Street, their itinerary does not overlap mine. They go for their early morning speedboat rides and buy overpriced souvenirs. And I do what I do and go where I go. I've never had to wait for a seat in a restaurant or a bar or a go go club. Perhaps the dining room Casa Pascal is more crowded for their most excellent breakfast buffet.

It seems to me there are lots and lots of girls in town at Christmas time. The go go clubs will have full lineups and Soi 6 will be heaving. Most, if not all, of the beer bars in Soi Made In Thailand will be open. My sense is that some girls leave town to ring in the new year elsewhere. But you'll be gone before then.

[Turgid]

............2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"? ............

For me the problem isn't lady boys, I can easily recognize and avoid them. The problem is post-ops who I sometimes am not able to discern. I do recognize after clothes are off and, therefore, some expense has been incurred for nothing, which happened to me once some years ago.

[Syzygies]

By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.

How would you know that? How many did you need to ask to know the answer and they answered that they were in fact a LB? Common enough to get the answer that no, they are in fact a real girl.

Seems very stupid to be asking an obvious LB whether in fact she is one. An Asshole type of question. ha ha

Seems a bit hypothetical. It seems rude to ask to me, unless I really don't know the answer, then of course there needs to be a valid reason to be asking, otherwise, seems quite rude to be not minding one's own business, so to speak. If I ever wanted to fuck a girl, seems I am almost never unsure about her gender status. So never have occasion to ask.

I am aware of bars existing where they had a small number of LBs since many year ago, e. G. Deja Vu was one, and it was a big secret. I was told off for asking some other real girl about my suspicions. Some customers could easily have been blindly unaware. If the customer asked them directly, I am not sure if they would try to lie or not. Many LBs pretending to be girls, had the objective to be sucking on the guys dick before "she" removed her panties, so the customer might not find out she still had a dick or a strange pussy.

[PedroMorales]

Read Thai? It says mister or miss in English. You should be able to tell by the voice, look, and mannerisms before you even get to asking about an ID.

Some of our pals want to check out hookers more than you'd check out a used car. I am simple: quacks, looks, walks, talks like a gander.

[Mr Enternational]

The easiest to know if you are dealing with a lady boy is to ask to see their ID. IF you can read Thai, it says gender at birth and even though there have been attempts to allow the gender line to be revised there has been no change. By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.

Read Thai? It says mister or miss in English. You should be able to tell by the voice, look, and mannerisms before you even get to asking about an ID.

[Dinghy]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

The easiest to know if you are dealing with a lady boy is to ask to see their ID. IF you can read Thai, it says gender at birth and even though there have been attempts to allow the gender line to be revised there has been no change. By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.