Medellin Reports

[Cocr Brotheler]

Saw these in one of the units listed for rent in Provenza and had bought a similar styled one I saw roadside while driving from Pereira to Armenia about 10 years ago. I love this style and type of artwork and search for these sometimes when I am not mongering.

Where abouts in Medallo can I find either original oil painted works, reproductions or ceramic tiled versions?

Thanks so much!

[Knowledge]

A guy once told me he rented an apartment above Conejitas for several months but had to move because there were so many cockroaches. I hadn't thought about that for years until I read this report. Everybody hates roaches. I can deal with them for hte time it takes to session but I can't abide living and eating in a place that is infested.

On Saturday I headed over to Energy first thing in the morning. I saw Mia, a young light skinned beauty. Nearly as good looking as Marcela. The rest of Saturday I rode the Metro and Metro cable. Went to the Arvi nature preserve. Got some good photos of the city from above. Saturday night, back to Conejitas again. On World Travel's list, certain places get a star for recommendation. I was wondering why Conejitas didn't have a star. That night I noticed the cockroaches for the first time and the room had no water whatsoever. Not even the cold water was working. Oh well. I would still give it a recommendation just because of the girls. Saw Ana Maria that night. 80 k. Another great time. Sunday morning before I had to make it over to the airport to catch my plane, I went over to New Life one last time. I saw a nice Venezuelan named Dana. Giant ass and tiny waist. Cute, great service. A very nice way to end my 10 days in Medellin. Thanks again to all the contributors to this board. Vern is out.

[Vern2020]

On Saturday I headed over to Energy first thing in the morning. I saw Mia, a young light skinned beauty. Nearly as good looking as Marcela. The rest of Saturday I rode the Metro and Metro cable. Went to the Arvi nature preserve. Got some good photos of the city from above. Saturday night, back to Conejitas again. On World Travel's list, certain places get a star for recommendation. I was wondering why Conejitas didn't have a star. That night I noticed the cockroaches for the first time and the room had no water whatsoever. Not even the cold water was working. Oh well. I would still give it a recommendation just because of the girls. Saw Ana Maria that night. 80 k. Another great time. Sunday morning before I had to make it over to the airport to catch my plane, I went over to New Life one last time. I saw a nice Venezuelan named Dana. Giant ass and tiny waist. Cute, great service. A very nice way to end my 10 days in Medellin. Thanks again to all the contributors to this board. Vern is out.

[Vern2020]

Hi Vern, thanks for the report.

Just one question: how was the football game? Did you feel safe at all times? Can you drink inside the ground?

Thank you!

The football game was a blast. I asked for the cheapest ticket, and I was crammed in the section with all the locals. People were incredibly nice. I was travelling by myself. They helped me find a seat that didn't have a water puddle in it from the rainstorm earlier. I don't drink, but vendors were walking around with beer. I am now a huge fan for life of Atletico National. I recommend this activity highly to anyone who likes futbol. I felt very safe. If you go, wear something green!

[Vern2020]

Why did you not partake of extras?

160 k included the great massage and full service. One of my best sessions of the whole week. And the timing was perfect after that long bus ride. Got to shower, relax, massage and sex.

[Baudelairemod]

Later this night I went to see the local soccer team Athletico National play in the stadium not far from my hotel. Had a great time!

Hi Vern, thanks for the report.

Just one question: how was the football game? Did you feel safe at all times? Can you drink inside the ground?

Thank you!

[Turgid]

...........Chica punta= just avoid, the beds arent fully clean, the water is cold, chicas are okay looking but they're clock watchers.

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You have certainly given back to the forum and more. Regarding c.com I think you probably made some bad choices; I have gotten really good service most of the time there. I got the feeling they were going through a bad patch during my visits there in August and September. The mamasan was not as friendly as in previous times.

[Turgid]

........... When the bus finally made it back, I noticed a sign for Jade Palace Spa. I recognized this name from World Travel's list, so I thought it would be a good idea to go check it out after such a long trip back. Man, am I glad that I did. That place was great. Only 160 k for the hour. The massage was really top notch, and the masseuse Luna was super hot.............

Why did you not partake of extras?

[Vern2020]

Picking up on my trip report for last week. Wednesday I went to Guatape, which was a really nice tour. The bus left from El Poblado early in the morning, and came back right in rush hour traffic. It took forever to get through the last couple of miles in the traffic. When the bus finally made it back, I noticed a sign for Jade Palace Spa. I recognized this name from World Travel's list, so I thought it would be a good idea to go check it out after such a long trip back. Man, am I glad that I did. That place was great. Only 160 k for the hour. The massage was really top notch, and the masseuse Luna was super hot. On Thursday, I took it easy part of the day because I caught a little cold. It seemed to me that about half the people in Medellin were walking around coughing and sneezing, and I guess I caught it. Thursday night I went to Conejitas again and saw a really hot Venezuelan named Charlotte for 100 k. On Friday I tried to make up for Thursday being slow. I started the day at New Life and saw another girl named Marcela. Not to be confused with Marcela from Energy. In the afternoon, my room at the hotel still wasn't cleaned, so I went over to Aisha spa in Laureles. This place was all women in their 30's - 40's. But older women really know what they're doing. The sex was great. Saw Diana, 100 k HR. Friday night, back to Conejitas again and saw a gorgeous Colombiana named Vanessa. She was also 100 k. I might not have been able to get that third nut of the day, but Vanessa was like a super model. I can't believe I got to bang her for the equivalent of $30!

[Surfer500]

I leave latina kitty cat heaven tomorrow so I'm just going to write a summary as I've gone into detail on individual days already.


Until next year, medellin es el mejor!

This is a really good overview / synopsis of the mongering scene in Medellin. Well written with a very objective "take" on things. If they have a "report of distinction" section, it belongs there, as the reader can within a minute get a birds eye view of the mongering scene in Medellin without having to comb thru 100 posts.

[Mojo Bandit]

I'm travelling to MDE tomorrow and just saw the Airbnb house rule "strict prostitution policy". I'm sure that I can handle it. This is Latin America after all. Has anyone had similar experience?. Or any advice how to deal with it.

Best advice I can give you is find a cheap back up place in say Laureles where you can take these chicas to fuck, there are cheap as hell places there. But always, always, always message the apartment through the AirBnb message system and get a message back saying that the building allows overnight visitors. Medellin is a very modern city with a thriving tourist sector to their economy and a certain element of that economy has no love for the monger class.

The way to deal with it is to see the house rule before you book and pick somewhere else. Let us know how "I'm sure I can handle it" works out for you.

Why do people think they can get away with anything just because it's Latin America?

I saw that also JjBee62, but I was still trying to figure out what he was thinking. My apartment building had a very professional security service where they not only checked IDs but scanned them right there at the desk as well as taking photos of everyone who entered the building. If the building does not want prostitutes in the building, they are not getting in the building. Latin America has nothing to do with it. Maybe de does not realize that the personnel are just as professional as any staff in any other country and just as worried about losing their job, probably more so in a country that has 10% unemployment.

[RudeBwoy100]

I leave latina kitty cat heaven tomorrow so I'm just going to write a summary as I've gone into detail on individual days already.

1. Hotel= ayenda 1235 botero; 2. 5 stars hotel imo, decent breakfast, rooftop view and girlfriendly. You're going to need to ask for a fan though and the wifi only works in the lobby of the first floor which is the biggest downfall imo but at such a cheap price its worth it.

2. Medication;.

A) paroxetine= is an antidepressant which delays ejaculation as a side effect but after a week my boners were only 70% of what they normally were and I would take like an hour to orgasm which isn't that fun imo.

B) viagra / sildenafil= sells for 5000 pesos per 2 50 MG tablets; I cut the tablet in 2 and used it, have no side effects yet and my penor was slightly harder, still not like it was before taking paroxetine but its still solid.

Locations:

A) poblado= I went a few times, once with vern to a disco club and the others to malls to explore and watch a movie. Poblado advantages is that it has a modern city feel, great malls, movies in english and a lot of american restaurant chains. Its more for upper class colombians, and the few tourist that go there. Poblado disavantages is that its more ecpensive and imo has little to offer for mongerers.

B) laureles= has a local feel, few tourist or americanized restaurant chains but its a middle class area and the night life is the best in medellin if you"re looking to party. I think if you're looking to meet non pros and stay long term ide stay here but it doesn't have much mongering options.

C) el centro= lower class section of medellin, has tonnes of homeless people and a few drug addicts but I only got begged once for money during my 2 weeks here,. Centro looks grimy but its way safer than the taxi drivers and others make it seem. Centro on a Friday or Saturday night is lively and I would say its safe to walk to and from strip clubs and bars even late at night as there are tonnes of people on the road and some police. Every other day ide advise for you to not walk pass 8 to 9 pm as the roads are empty.

Restaurants in centro: I have lunch everyday at the small food court beside the nuttibara hotel, its nice as I order chicken breast pork, beef, potatoes, rice and veggies or fried rice. Anybody who says that colombian food has no flavor is crazy, I overall liked the food even at the smaller cheaper restaurants.

Casas in centro:

Chica punta= just avoid, the beds arent fully clean, the water is cold, chicas are okay looking but they're clock watchers.

Yakuza= I didn't go but it has a bar and some nice looking girls hanging outside it, I think most guys just bring them to their hotel.

New life= the best casa and I really had no reason to try any other once I went here. The rooms are solid, has hot water and a great lineup of slim, thick, mature or young ladies, you can find whatever you want here. Ide advise you go early to get these girls as fresh as possible, before 12 pm as in the afternoon its packed with gringos and these girls are doing like 10 guys per day. You pay as you go so no clock watchers here.

Strip clubs.

A) fase dos= as I came in I had girls begging for tips without even dancing and chicas pulled out google translator really quick trying to sell sex. These chicas are used to gringos and they are aggressive, I left because I like to relax at strip clubs and it was off putting.

B) luna lunera= I've sessoned with 2 chicas, both worked hard but sadly the club is another gringo trap. On weekends they don't even sell beers and if you want to drink you have to order a bottle. They only sell beers in the room with the chica and they are 25 k pesos which is crazy imo.

Centro strip clubs.

C) barra ejecutiva= only has customers on fridays and ssturdays, female quality is okay but never sessioned here. Beer prices are 12 k pesos and chica 80 to 100 k.

D) bar maracaibo= only popular on Fri. To sat and has the least customers of all the strip clubs in medellin. The girls are friendly but give terrible sex, they don't want you to slap, kiss or touch anything.

E) avenida bar and grill= its a bar where girls are fully clothed, no dancing but you talk and pay for sex here. Not my scene so I didn't session.

F) conejitas bar & grill= the best strip club in medellin by far. The rooms are similar to newife, beers are 6 k pesos which is the cheapest, girls dance around the clock, its open from 2 pm to 4 am and is the only strip club in medellin that has customers outside of fridays and satutdays. The female quality is decent, they have both thick and thin girls. The prices for chicas seem to be increasing though as chicas are trying to make 100 k for media hora normal and I've been quoted as high as 200 k for one hour. Just know that the range is from 70 to 100 k for 30 mins, the slimmer girls seem to charge more but I will say only 1 girl gave me bad service here, this club gives the best service out of every strip club or casa I've been to so its my favorite. I actually feel like the girls here are enjoying the sex as they visible get wet, moan and are into the sex and I think its because they're having sex with less men as appose to new life.

Lastly.

Botero park sw scene= this isn't my scene at all, tonnes of middle aged women annd over weight women here, there clearly are gems if you're willing to wait but they can't be found at all times. One thing that bothered me the most was there clearly was a mother pimping out her 12 to 13 year old daughter and as I sat on a bench resting my feet for 30 mins that child had like 5 diff guys approach her and she seemed to be the most desired thing in botero square. It made me sick to see this and I was shocked to say the least.

Basically centro is the best place for mongering in medellin, laureles nor poblado doesn't have better looking chicas, only gringo pricing and better surroundings. However I've seen tonnes of white young europeans staying at my hotel, middle aged experienced americans and 1 black american; what they did was know some spanish, dress not too bummy nor in expensive clothing to make themselves a target and they all seemed fine.

Until next year, medellin es el mejor!

[Vern2020]

Many of the casas are closed on Sunday, and Monday was a national holiday so same deal. But New Life is open, so I went there Sunday. Started by touring Botero Plaza, which is not far away. I was looking to check out the street walkers as well, but 1:00 or so on a Sunday must not be a good time for them. I didn't see too many. I was thinking that I would definitely pick up a SW and use one of the short time hotels around here on this trip, but it just never happened. I kept myself so busy all week, that I just never made time to come back during a better time and try. Anyway, New Life is a great place, as has been mentioned several times on this board already. Solid lineup. Maybe not as many 8's - 10's as other places, but I chose Jimena who was very cute and petite. Had a great time for 52,000 pesos, which is less than $16. Absolutely unbelievable. Sunday night I went to Apoteosis Club, which was nearby my hotel. This is a strip club in the Laureles area on Calle 44 (San Juan). I think I might have been charged gringo prices. Either that or the quotes on World Travel 69's list are out of date. Instead of 80 k / HR, I paid 150 k / HR. But I had a nice time. I forget the girl's name. Great session, and the staff was nice. But that place was a little dead, FYI. Convenient for those staying in Laureles. Monday I walked around Botero Plaza some more, didn't see a lot of SW. Went to the art museum there, then went to New Life again. Saw Jimena again. Monday night I went to Conejitas strip club, which is also in Botero Plaza. I really liked Conejitas a lot. They have a lot of girls, and many of them are young, thin and beautiful. Monday night I saw Juliana for 70 k. The prices are for 30 min sessions. Tuesday I started by going to Secret Spa by my hotel. This is more of a massage parlor that offers full service. The only catch is they don't have beds. You have to do it on a massage table. I think these massage places are allowed to have signage. The other massage place I went to later in the week also had a sign out front. I forget the girl's name, but it was 150 k / HR. Started with a nice massage, then a good session. Tuesday night I went back to Energy and I saw Marcela again. She is really amazing. Probably the best girl of the week.

[SadButTrue82]

Just got back from a 10 day vacation last week and I had a great time!

Glad you had a great time in MDE. I'm also a Laureles kinda guy. In all my years never stayed any place else though that might change on my next trip. I also agree ain't nothing worse than a chica trying to rush you. I'm not a huge casa guy but if I find a nice casa girl its easier for me to just get her number and invite her back to the airbnb for like 100-150 mil.

[Mr Enternational]

Cost was 150,000 pesos, which is less than $50. Unbelievable. That's pretty much what I paid the girls in Sosua, DR on my vacation last year, and this girl blew all of those girls out of the water.

Great report. Good thing those Sosua diehards won't listen to how great other places are in comparison, so they won't come fuck them up as they have done Sosua.