Monterrey

[CenTexCrash]

Actually come to think of it, yes she had on some kind of flesh toned bandage strip across her nose.

Everything that happened before Fany and Lola became distant afterthought.

No it looked like some strip as if she was cleaning her nose or recovering from nose surgery, seems to fit my girl since she was light skinned and with big boobs. There was like another Sala like right there on the next street. I was tempted to go but one of the chicas has a grudge against me so I ended up at indio Azteca which is like a men's only bar.

[LovesToSploog]

No it looked like some strip as if she was cleaning her nose or recovering from nose surgery, seems to fit my girl since she was light skinned and with big boobs. There was like another Sala like right there on the next street. I was tempted to go but one of the chicas has a grudge against me so I ended up at indio Azteca which is like a men's only bar.

Don't remember piercings or marks but she was about 4'8", maybe 70 lbs, and cameltoe showing thru outfit. Boobs were gigantic for her petite frame. They said she's available at Depa1 on Sundays but she wasn't there in the morning. A little too small for my taste.

[CenTexCrash]

Don't remember piercings or marks but she was about 4'8", maybe 70 lbs, and cameltoe showing thru outfit. Boobs were gigantic for her petite frame. They said she's available at Depa1 on Sundays but she wasn't there in the morning. A little too small for my taste.

Did Camila have something on her nose? I might have fucked her haha.

[LovesToSploog]

Did Camila have something on her nose? I might have fucked her haha.

Promptly arrived Friday night parked and walked across into Reynosa's Zona, technically Saturday at 1 am. One of my favorites I thought was gone for good was there just moved to front of complex. She trusts me, we had a nice unrushed romp for 500 p. Touching, unlimited positions, no licking, kisses limited to light pecks, Calld it a night to be up and early to hit the bus.

Woke up, checked out of Reynosa hotel, and spent too long trying to find a mecanico to clean up a pair of headlights I carried across with me. The plan was when done, walk them back across and put them back in the trunk then walk back into Reynosa to bus station, but the morning dragged too long so just took these bulky headlights with me as checked luggage on the bus to Monterrey. Pretty sure people were looking at me funny.

All week leading up to here, kept getting mass text alerts from Spa Imagen about a 700 p promo, 1 HR hot girl (s) 1 pop, BBBJ. Figured I'd try it out. Re-reading the fine print, it was a 700 p sex with a 800 p massage, out the door price is 1500 p not 700 p. Gave them a piece of my mind while already on the bus.

Arrived in MTY at 3 pm, realized bus station's storage site was 10 p / HR so to avoid 240 p of daily storage, took them with me to known reputable hotel, Hotel 500, dumped my luggage, freshened up and looked up 4 addresses to Twitter user MichelDepa. Set Uber to start east work west. 4 pm the fun begins.

Depa2 - Calle Arteaga 1510, corner building with a small 3 step stair rise to entrance. Said 8 girls, only 3 there, none were my type, so left.

Depa 4 - Calle Doblado 1142, said 3 girls, only 1 with other occupied. One present, petite girl Camilla with giant boobs but really small frame was afraid I might break her so declined.

Different depa vendor on Twitter. Calle Diego de Montemayor 1014, one block over from Depa 4, 2 girls 1 doable, but wanted 900 p for bare minimum so I left.

Depa 1 - too long a walk pinged Uber, Calle Ariste 204. Said 8 girls, only had 4 way out of shape gordas. Walked out. Started thinking if Osiris is still open.

Depa 3 - the one that started it all. Where I fell in love. Calle Carranza 1180. Had a tolerable selection of 7 girls. 2 finalists, but one appeared to have post baby wrinkling. Went with skinny one Fany. No English, tits were kinda small but I made it work. Breakdown: 400 p: 30 minutes one shot, sex only. Add 200 p: expand 30 minutes to 60 minutes, add GFE and unlimited pops. Add another 200 p: BBBJ. We did everything, long drawn out BBBJ with kisses in between strokes. Peeled off her bikini to reveal coudln't tell if apendix or see-section scar but let it slide this time. Did some DATY, a lot of missionary with DFK, and finally time to pop asked and she said for extra 200 p would enable CIM. So 200 p later she had a mouthful.

While resting up, with Google Translate, she gave me the bad news: my Cinco de Mayo date Annie has since graduated UANL and landed an internship in Mexico City with a comfy desk job and no longer available for P4 P. Damn. So were started warming up for round 2, she did another BBBJ and then. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. WTF it's been 50 minutes, there's still time! She said it takes 10 minutes to clean up. So showered up, said goodbye, and they told me Fany would be available next day, Sunday, at Depa 1 location, the only of 4 that is open on Sundays. Noted. Total damage 1000 p but maybe the 200 p for CIM was a bit much if I had to repeat. By comparison Annie when she was available ages ago was 1300 p.

No Uber. Depa 3 is literally 3 blocks from Hotel 500. Also walked into Masajes Deseos to see if any 350 p prospects were on hand. The only one doable, was getting dressed clocking out for the night. Spent the night with a strange itch for seafood, went to some place east side, got my damn tilapia and shrimp. After that, it was 10:30 pm time to check out Club Matahuela, hopped on Metro to Central station, walk across to the giant OxxoGas corner store and keep following that street to Matahuela. Was about to walk in.

Forgot to pack an extra pill. Had a similar moment in Angeles Philippines earlier this year, damnit. Uber'd back to the hotel popped pill, gave phone 20 minutes to charge up. Uber to Santander one block west of Club, Santander ATM unlike Banorte claims no withdrawal fees.

Went inside Matahuela, 15 p cover. Bought token drink not to make a scene. 70 pesos for botle of Coca Cola, waiter claimed he only had 20 p change thanks for tip. Whatever, I'll enjoy this $4 coca cola.

-Main room is front stage and rear stage. With my limited night it appears every hour or so, the available dancers are plucked and lined up on stage in style of Thailand / Philippines fish bowl selection where guys pick out the girl they want. At that point, had to hit can badly when done came back out fishbowl was all gone.

-stage dancers while dancing guys reach out to run their legs and ass. No dinero tossed there way just rubbing.

-one flirty girl through out the night kept smiling, when you know you know. Prefect stomach ass and legs. Tits kinda small but I could tell she was in to me. But her dance number was called so had to wait 3 long songs for her stage to finish. She took one guy into Privado then re-appeared. I nabbed her down stairs we went.

-her name was Lola, it was 60 p for booth 4 minutes. As song went I asked servicio. She quoted 400 p for oral and penetration. Right there on a metal foldimg chair. But Also her perfume was strong. I tried to look past it. I tried. No cash handed yet. But that tilapia and shrimp from earlier? Lost it. All of it. Got excused from the basement.

-Cleaned up in the bathroom. Found Lola again but she wanted nothing to do with me. Management wanted something to do with me: 200 p clean up fee, which figured was fair, repeatedly saying Lo Siento, they were cool. Also saw good looking prospect dancing but she disappeared.

-pushing 1 am and club closes at 1:30 haven't gotten anything yet. Then. Another Asian fish bowl presentation, quickly saw red dress girl just seen was in lineup, quickly locked her down and took her in. Another 60 p booth and fondled every inch of her. Forgot to get her name but body was an 8 albeit tattoos. Quoted 500 for servicio, shelled it out advised I need to pay for condom and extra time upon exit. She steps away, briefly worried she took my 500 p and ran but she returned with condom and pile of paper towels.

-pants dropped, bra popped open licked them initially, condom on and she got down and mouthed away. I could tell I was likely just a number to her. Then while seated on folding chair, panties dropped and cowgirl riding began. Could not believe it was this easy to pick out a stripper vagina. Licked her tits the whole time. Then flipped to standing doggy style and finished eventually. Got dressed and she was yelling "propina" I'm thinking is this normal. She was barking that the doggy style was extra and asked 200 p. I didn't want problems. On exit paid staff 50 p for condom and 120 p for 8 extra minutes. Walked back upstairs 1:30 am lights were on chairs were being stacked. Uber back to hotel.

Sex with red bikini girl was awesome but still wondering what Lola would've been like.

[CenTexCrash]

Got breakfast at Hotel 500, freshened up, checked out and placed luggage and two large headlights in storage closet. Walked to Masajes Deseos, zero good picks so left. Set sights at 10:30 am for Depa 1. Got there. Asked for Fany. They spilled it on me "Fany comes in around 3 pm" that might be time I start heading back to Bus station back to Reynosa and none good looking so left somewhat bummed.

Browsed thru my older MTY WhatsApp messages found one provider that looked promising said unlimited pops bank GFE.

Option be Matahuela opens up at 2 pm.

Result: attempting to lock down this Mileroticos listing. Would text via WhatsApp and her replies would be audio and talking too fast for me to keep up, pleaded that my phone audio is screwy please type, and she kept doing audio bytes. Also went awol for almost 2 hours but options were limited. Finally met at 1 pm after waiting outside over an hour. Out of shape, story kept changing, 3 minutes into it I realized I messed up. Her story kept changing, I tried pressing the WhatsApp said unlimited GFE she said I didn't type that. Lousy session, 1 BBBJ 2 mechanical pops, older with mileage, had the audacity to request propina on way out the door I just looked at her funny "for what?

In hindsight, should've used this time to enjoy a nice land-based meal.

Also in Mitras district checked out Sunday afternoon lineup at Osiris Spa. Selection underwhelming, left. Popped blue pill on the go. Hit metro to Central station and walked into Matahuela, Sunday afternoon no cover charge. Ordered another 70 p Coca and got exact change this time. Saw girl on main stage, waited for her to get within leg rub reach but her song finished and got off stage. Dang. Finished coke and walked around and selection was very limited.

-The same girl popped out from the basement and I flagged her down to go back into the basement. Said her name was Britney, probably implants, few tats. Shelled out 60 p for booth and away we went. She got topless, I got touchy asked and she said 500 p for session. Add 50 p for condom too. Dropped pants and condom in her hand, caught me off guard by starting with a BBBJ that I enjoyed every second of. Almost 2 minutes worth. Put condom on and sucked off more. Then mounted folding chair cowgirl. Tits at eye level getting sucked on. Putting on good effort, even got away with some DFK here and there. She asked me I wanted some doggy, I did but based on lasy night it might be extra so I declined. She turned around and did reverse cowgirl for a little bit. Then flipped back to first cowgirl and finished. It more than made up for early afternoon mulligan. And she didn't ask for any propina afterwards. Paid exit fee 110 p for condom plus 4 extra minutes. 500 p for girl and 170 p to room.

Why didn't I find out about this sooner?

Really wanted to go see MichelDepa's Fany one more time but return buses back to Reynosa were dwindling and I had to be back by Monday boo. Uber to Hotel 500 to get stuff, another Uber to Bus Centrale, a Dominos pizza on the go and off I went back to Texas. Border Patrol was overwhelmed and didn't have time to question why I'm walking around with headlights so off the hook. Hit the road at 9 pm with McAllen's 94.5 Hard Rock at my disposal. Slept in IH-37 rest stop just north of Three Rivers, and was back in Austin by 4:30 am, out came the break room bean bag.

Weekend was a mixed bag of hobbying. Next time I won't have headlights anchoring me down either.

[CenTexCrash]

Promptly arrived Friday night parked and walked across into Reynosa's Zona, technically Saturday at 1 am. One of my favorites I thought was gone for good was there just moved to front of complex. She trusts me, we had a nice unrushed romp for 500 p. Touching, unlimited positions, no licking, kisses limited to light pecks, Calld it a night to be up and early to hit the bus.

Woke up, checked out of Reynosa hotel, and spent too long trying to find a mecanico to clean up a pair of headlights I carried across with me. The plan was when done, walk them back across and put them back in the trunk then walk back into Reynosa to bus station, but the morning dragged too long so just took these bulky headlights with me as checked luggage on the bus to Monterrey. Pretty sure people were looking at me funny.

All week leading up to here, kept getting mass text alerts from Spa Imagen about a 700 p promo, 1 HR hot girl (s) 1 pop, BBBJ. Figured I'd try it out. Re-reading the fine print, it was a 700 p sex with a 800 p massage, out the door price is 1500 p not 700 p. Gave them a piece of my mind while already on the bus.

Arrived in MTY at 3 pm, realized bus station's storage site was 10 p / HR so to avoid 240 p of daily storage, took them with me to known reputable hotel, Hotel 500, dumped my luggage, freshened up and looked up 4 addresses to Twitter user MichelDepa. Set Uber to start east work west. 4 pm the fun begins.

Depa2 - Calle Arteaga 1510, corner building with a small 3 step stair rise to entrance. Said 8 girls, only 3 there, none were my type, so left.

Depa 4 - Calle Doblado 1142, said 3 girls, only 1 with other occupied. One present, petite girl Camilla with giant boobs but really small frame was afraid I might break her so declined.

Different depa vendor on Twitter. Calle Diego de Montemayor 1014, one block over from Depa 4, 2 girls 1 doable, but wanted 900 p for bare minimum so I left.

Depa 1 - too long a walk pinged Uber, Calle Ariste 204. Said 8 girls, only had 4 way out of shape gordas. Walked out. Started thinking if Osiris is still open.

Depa 3 - the one that started it all. Where I fell in love. Calle Carranza 1180. Had a tolerable selection of 7 girls. 2 finalists, but one appeared to have post baby wrinkling. Went with skinny one Fany. No English, tits were kinda small but I made it work. Breakdown: 400 p: 30 minutes one shot, sex only. Add 200 p: expand 30 minutes to 60 minutes, add GFE and unlimited pops. Add another 200 p: BBBJ. We did everything, long drawn out BBBJ with kisses in between strokes. Peeled off her bikini to reveal coudln't tell if apendix or see-section scar but let it slide this time. Did some DATY, a lot of missionary with DFK, and finally time to pop asked and she said for extra 200 p would enable CIM. So 200 p later she had a mouthful.

While resting up, with Google Translate, she gave me the bad news: my Cinco de Mayo date Annie has since graduated UANL and landed an internship in Mexico City with a comfy desk job and no longer available for P4 P. Damn. So were started warming up for round 2, she did another BBBJ and then. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. WTF it's been 50 minutes, there's still time! She said it takes 10 minutes to clean up. So showered up, said goodbye, and they told me Fany would be available next day, Sunday, at Depa 1 location, the only of 4 that is open on Sundays. Noted. Total damage 1000 p but maybe the 200 p for CIM was a bit much if I had to repeat. By comparison Annie when she was available ages ago was 1300 p.

No Uber. Depa 3 is literally 3 blocks from Hotel 500. Also walked into Masajes Deseos to see if any 350 p prospects were on hand. The only one doable, was getting dressed clocking out for the night. Spent the night with a strange itch for seafood, went to some place east side, got my damn tilapia and shrimp. After that, it was 10:30 pm time to check out Club Matahuela, hopped on Metro to Central station, walk across to the giant OxxoGas corner store and keep following that street to Matahuela. Was about to walk in.

Forgot to pack an extra pill. Had a similar moment in Angeles Philippines earlier this year, damnit. Uber'd back to the hotel popped pill, gave phone 20 minutes to charge up. Uber to Santander one block west of Club, Santander ATM unlike Banorte claims no withdrawal fees.

Went inside Matahuela, 15 p cover. Bought token drink not to make a scene. 70 pesos for botle of Coca Cola, waiter claimed he only had 20 p change thanks for tip. Whatever, I'll enjoy this $4 coca cola.

-Main room is front stage and rear stage. With my limited night it appears every hour or so, the available dancers are plucked and lined up on stage in style of Thailand / Philippines fish bowl selection where guys pick out the girl they want. At that point, had to hit can badly when done came back out fishbowl was all gone.

-stage dancers while dancing guys reach out to run their legs and ass. No dinero tossed there way just rubbing.

-one flirty girl through out the night kept smiling, when you know you know. Prefect stomach ass and legs. Tits kinda small but I could tell she was in to me. But her dance number was called so had to wait 3 long songs for her stage to finish. She took one guy into Privado then re-appeared. I nabbed her down stairs we went.

-her name was Lola, it was 60 p for booth 4 minutes. As song went I asked servicio. She quoted 400 p for oral and penetration. Right there on a metal foldimg chair. But Also her perfume was strong. I tried to look past it. I tried. No cash handed yet. But that tilapia and shrimp from earlier? Lost it. All of it. Got excused from the basement.

-Cleaned up in the bathroom. Found Lola again but she wanted nothing to do with me. Management wanted something to do with me: 200 p clean up fee, which figured was fair, repeatedly saying Lo Siento, they were cool. Also saw good looking prospect dancing but she disappeared.

-pushing 1 am and club closes at 1:30 haven't gotten anything yet. Then. Another Asian fish bowl presentation, quickly saw red dress girl just seen was in lineup, quickly locked her down and took her in. Another 60 p booth and fondled every inch of her. Forgot to get her name but body was an 8 albeit tattoos. Quoted 500 for servicio, shelled it out advised I need to pay for condom and extra time upon exit. She steps away, briefly worried she took my 500 p and ran but she returned with condom and pile of paper towels.

-pants dropped, bra popped open licked them initially, condom on and she got down and mouthed away. I could tell I was likely just a number to her. Then while seated on folding chair, panties dropped and cowgirl riding began. Could not believe it was this easy to pick out a stripper vagina. Licked her tits the whole time. Then flipped to standing doggy style and finished eventually. Got dressed and she was yelling "propina" I'm thinking is this normal. She was barking that the doggy style was extra and asked 200 p. I didn't want problems. On exit paid staff 50 p for condom and 120 p for 8 extra minutes. Walked back upstairs 1:30 am lights were on chairs were being stacked. Uber back to hotel.

Sex with red bikini girl was awesome but still wondering what Lola would've been like.

[LovesToSploog]

I see they took down her Twitter again and now there is another one but without her phone number, if you need it PM me.

Can't really recommend this chicka enough, highly professional, very attentive and overall a great time. She is one of the main chickas I wanted to see before I went to Monterrey and no doubt she outdid my expectations. She is petite but very voluptuous, she is short and I'm about 5' 2". Our first session was hot, she gave me a great BBBJ, rode me hard, and I saw multiple orgasms. In between breaks we talked and such so it was also nice just talking to her. Saw her again the next day for two hours since I just couldn't leave without seeing her again. This was Sunday so you need to know her to schedule during her off days. Her pictures don't do her justice, she is alot better when she walks in the door.

Recap of my cost: Tamara two hours 2400 pesos included bbbi, GFE, and unlimited relations.

Brisleth same as Tamara.

Dept4 30 minutes with BBBJ for 900 pesos.

[LovesToSploog]

I've heard pocho in Guadalajara, but I've also heard mocho in guerrero and now in Monterrey, it means the same. I won't lie, her on all fours really was a nice site, I'm planning on going to Mexicali next week to see some skinny chickas, with bubble butts.

She didn't say pocho? Thanks for the lead on the delgadita. The meat is sweetest closest to the bone.

[Juan Carter]

Of all the women I have been with, I think she was the thinniest out of all them. The session was okay, she came in and kinda made wind of my Spanish saying it was mocho which means chopping, shitty whatever.

She didn't say pocho? Thanks for the lead on the delgadita. The meat is sweetest closest to the bone.

[LovesToSploog]

Brief summary of my second session with Tamara, she was just like 15 minutes late, but she did tell me so she is a reliable chicka. Like the day before, it was nice. She has a bubble butt which is fun to just play with while she gives oral. It was amazing getting her in different positions and just talking was just as comforting. Like I said, she is a must, if you are in Monterrey.

My final chicka, Dafne, well I paid 3000 for 3 hours. She came half a hour late and I didn't really know what to expect. She has a very cute face, she has big tits, slight baby damage and though she isn't fat, she isn't skinny either. From my session, fucking her doggy was the best position and basically the only one I wanted her in. She gave me oral for quite some time because I was just out of energy and didn't want to do anything. Another ymmv chicka, definitely should have made this a hour session, but like I said try her, you might have better chemistry.

In the end, I realized that I should probably just stick to 1 hour with each new gal and do 2 for my favorites, I would have been happier with that approach and had time to hang out during the day. Though I said I won't come back to mty, I reconsidered since I had a good steak at El Lingote at parque fundidora and there still are some cuties out there, we will see when I get my bonus in a couple of weeks.

[LovesToSploog]

Of all the women I have been with, I think she was the thinniest out of all them. The session was okay, she came in and kinda made wind of my Spanish saying it was mocho which means chopping, shitty whatever. The sex was good, turns out it is nice to fuck thin women in doggy style as much as it is to fuck a big booty broad. I had fun in that position with her. Her oral was good and she liked it when I ate her out. Overall it was a basic session for two hours though there was a lot of conversation by the end, however from 3-11 it was almost back to back to back with 4 different women so it was a relief to finally have space. I was dead, high, and just a bit tipsy. I was happy just seeing Camila once like I said with Brisleth. I would say try Camila but only do 1 hour, see how the chemistry is, I feel like this was a ymmv city or perhaps because the chickas are younger.

Went to Barrio Antiguo and it was okay, got a beer at two places then left back to the hotel. Sucks no other chicka was available that night so I knocked out and had to wait up for my second session with Tamara.

Session with Camila was 2,000 for 2 hours, BBBJ, and multiple relations.

[LovesToSploog]

Seen her at least once in Tijuana and kept in contact through Twitter, she has been seen by Juan Carter as well. She wasn't really on my schedule and I was even complaining to Hogosha that I didn't want to fit her in my schedule since I was packed but after seeing Tamara she was asking if I could still fit her in and I was like fuck it. She comes in, she's short, not thin but meaty but definitely not fat. She looked cute though I am aware of how old she really is, which I will not say. She works at a sala and it was apparent in some positions. Anyways, the experience was GFE, BBBJ, multiple positions. I think she holds a grudge against me for personal reasons but she still saw me which I suppose money talks more than anything. Out of all my session she was better than most. I'll probably repeat, she usually ask for me anyways, I'd say see her but try in the morning as she is a busy gal.

She was 1000 pesos for 1 hour but she left a little earlier and that was okay because right after her, Camila, my last session of the night, was coming in 30 minutes.

[LovesToSploog]

Can't really recommend this chicka enough, highly professional, very attentive and overall a great time. She is one of the main chickas I wanted to see before I went to Monterrey and no doubt she outdid my expectations. She is petite but very voluptuous, she is short and I'm about 5' 2". Our first session was hot, she gave me a great BBBJ, rode me hard, and I saw multiple orgasms. In between breaks we talked and such so it was also nice just talking to her. Saw her again the next day for two hours since I just couldn't leave without seeing her again. This was Sunday so you need to know her to schedule during her off days. Her pictures don't do her justice, she is alot better when she walks in the door.

Recap of my cost: Tamara two hours 2400 pesos included bbbi, GFE, and unlimited relations.

Brisleth same as Tamara.

Dept4 30 minutes with BBBJ for 900 pesos.

[LovesToSploog]

As I mentioned, Hogosha and I were in the city and we ended up meeting at Sierra Madre Brewery, real cool dude. Walked around Macroplaza, got a drink at Santa Lucia and we decided to check out Dep4 a home brothel, this was the top tier of the other similar named house brothels. I wanted to see some chicka named Barbara and ask if she was there so when we get to the house, I knock, we get let in and there is only one chicka available. She was tall, thin but with some nice meat and was wearing lingerie, Hogosha took her for one hour for 800 pesos. Meanwhile I had to wait for the next chick. Which took like 20 minutes. Opted for 30 minute one shot with BBBJ. My girl was light skinned, thin and with nice boobs. She gave a good BBBJ, she took doggy rough, and for what it was, it was a good deal. Texted Hogosha about his experience, he said it was good. This place is recommendable.

[LovesToSploog]

Coming to Monterrey, I was out drinking in Tijuana until 12 am and then I took some edibles when I was waiting on the plane to arrive. Knocked out got to Monterrey, from MTY to Centro is about 200 pesos on Uber, fairly quick.

First time here beautiful city with the mountains everywhere. Anyways get to hotel hacienda and I ask if there are any rooms available, they had temporary for 3 hours yes but all night you have to wait until 12 pm. Well my first date with Brisleth at 10 to 12 pm and since it was still 8:30 I went for a walk and got some tacos at La Mexicana. Came back around 9:20 got the room, hit up Brisleth. She was like 30 minutes late no biggie.

Upon seeing she has a nice body, real nice butt and a cute enough face. Well we talked and I was high as shit and tired so I was slurring. We started our session with some DFK and then she gave me a good BBBJ. She got on top and started riding me. Switched her to doggy and came within minutes because of the view. Then we just talked and stuff, went at it again, same deal but I finished myself off. Overall I would say see her for 1 hour and for me it was good seeing her at least once, ymmv.