Nairobi

[Mombie75]

Am in nai at the moment. Badoo gojng crazy after I arrived yesterday. Took a luo stunner, 5 ft 7, long nips, solid slim figure, from it today and met her in town after she finished work. She said she will stay the night for 5 k, I said 3 k and she agreed. Saves her a trip home and back to work in the morning.

Gave her a solid 1 hour pounding and she is currently asleep while I watch foot all in my apartment.

[Neddy69]

I respect your posts, and you have been posting for a long time in Africa, but I have also in Kenya, so do you have any pics of these cheap women in the photo gallery? I'd like to see them, and try to decipher what I'm doing wrong, because I like women that look good, smell good, and have stripper bodies, and that ain't happening at 1500. Your often off the beaten path, so do these women have perfume, nice clothes, brush their teeth? I don't set prices for other mongers. Each man has his own taste.

Quite frankly. I hardly monger in Nairobi. Simply too expensive. This guy stroke luck with 1500. The girls I took were from Simmers, Black Diamond, and Sabina Joy. They were all decently dressed, nice looking. No street skanks. These you can get for 500. I am not setting prices for other mongers. But for me its easy. If I don't get the deal I want I walk straight away. Probably many other mongers insist on that particular chica and that's of course when she has you by the balls. I personally never paid more than 3000 ksh in Nairobi. There is loads of civilians working in shopping malls etc. They make maybe 15 k ksh a month. So a lot likes to complement their income. In general I hunt in Mombasa or on the country side like Nakuru no probs at all to get nice students for a 1000.

I have loads of pics. But I am lazy to compress them down and black out their faces. But I can assure you they are all nice and good looking and smell good. I remember that Taita comes up to me in Simmers and thinking I am a high roller from one of the hotels. She started with 7 k. I started laughing. In the end she wanted to go with me for 3 k. Did I take her. No. Bad Karma.

If I don't find anything I sleep with my pillow.

The advantage I have. My balls are always drained as I spend 3 months at a time in Africa.

Neddy.

[Naked Gunz]

You paid 1500 ksh. And of course in the morning the girl takes the matatu home for 100 bob. LOL.Neddy.

I respect your posts, and you have been posting for a long time in Africa, but I have also in Kenya, so do you have any pics of these cheap women in the photo gallery? I'd like to see them, and try to decipher what I'm doing wrong, because I like women that look good, smell good, and have stripper bodies, and that ain't happening at 1500. Your often off the beaten path, so do these women have perfume, nice clothes, brush their teeth? I don't set prices for other mongers. Each man has his own taste.

[Neddy69]

I thought I got a decent rate because of talking to other Europeans they told me of 12-14 K Ksh, actually the most of Europeans pay figures of this kind.

I admit my fault by saying that I love those "undressed smoking slay queens". Having said that I have been able to have sex with a good looking girl in microskirt and high heels for free. Just give her 1500 Ksh for the taxi to come back home (OK the real rate of Uber was like 650 Ksh).

Thanks for these others tips. The next year I will try to be smarter. And try Mombasa too.

These "other" Europeans are probably the usually overpaying, clueless NGO / UN / Corporate expats on 10 k plus USD. A month.

12 to 14 k ksh. Thats more than the monthly salary of a night watch man.

But you did good with the micro skirt girl. That's exactly what you do. You give taxi money. I love sexy chics too. But I pay only normal market rate and not the inflated UN / High roller expat rate.

You actually did very well with 1500 ksh.

And it was not free. You paid 1500 ksh. And of course in the morning the girl takes the matatu home for 100 bob. LOL.

Neddy.

[UngernKhan]

Ungern Khan. ALL Hotels in subsaharan Africa are girl friendly. Except one christian guesthouse in Maralal. Thats why I was a bit sarcastic.

With regards to "asking prices". Its commendable you traded them down to 6000. Which is still double the standard Nairobi Rate. LOL. You never negotiate. You tell them I pay 2000 for massage. Period. The basic mistake is to ask how much. Because then they know you're fresh meat. If they don't like what they hear. Move on. Another tip. The later the night like 2 am prices drop off a cliff as chic's heavily discount to avoid spending loads of money on transport. Look for simple dressed girls sipping on a cheap soft drinks. Avoid the updressed smoking slay queens...

I usually negotiate 2000 and tell them if I am happy with the service you'll get a Tip on top in the morning. Like 500 to 1000..

I thought I got a decent rate because of talking to other Europeans they told me of 12-14 K Ksh, actually the most of Europeans pay figures of this kind.

I admit my fault by saying that I love those "undressed smoking slay queens". Having said that I have been able to have sex with a good looking girl in microskirt and high heels for free. Just give her 1500 Ksh for the taxi to come back home (OK the real rate of Uber was like 650 Ksh).

Thanks for these others tips. The next year I will try to be smarter. And try Mombasa too.

[Neddy69]

Hi Neddy,

I know that this information could already be found on the forum. My intervention was for updating purposes only.

Having said that, I thank you publicly for your interventions, you are my myth regarding Kenya.

A point in my favor that could please you is that I was probably the only European in Nairobi who negotiated the outrageous prices that were offered to you by girls.

In Westlands the most of WG try to ask for 150-200 dollars. Perhaps due to inexperience with this area I couldn't get under 6000 Ksh.

Ungern Khan. ALL Hotels in subsaharan Africa are girl friendly. Except one christian guesthouse in Maralal. Thats why I was a bit sarcastic.

With regards to "asking prices". Its commendable you traded them down to 6000. Which is still double the standard Nairobi Rate. LOL. You never negotiate. You tell them I pay 2000 for massage. Period. The basic mistake is to ask how much. Because then they know you're fresh meat. If they don't like what they hear. Move on. Another tip. The later the night like 2 am prices drop off a cliff as chic's heavily discount to avoid spending loads of money on transport. Look for simple dressed girls sipping on a cheap soft drinks. Avoid the updressed smoking slay queens...

I usually negotiate 2000 and tell them if I am happy with the service you'll get a Tip on top in the morning. Like 500 to 1000.

These are the Nairobi prices.

Another tip.

They ask where you stay. If you say Sarova Stanley they will raise the asking price as you're an obvious high roller. Just feed them bullshit. LOL. Tell them you sleep at Eureka Highrise in Moi avenue. Hahaha.

Neddy.

Who avoids Nairobbery. Way too expensive.

Go to Machakos instead.

[UngernKhan]

Wow. A piece of essential intelligence. Keep up the good work. Keep on contributing valuable unparalleled info like that. I like your name though. The full name is Baron Roman Fyodorovich von Ungern-Sternberg. Born in Graz. Styria. Austria. I suppose. Pleasure.

Neddy.

Hi Neddy,

I know that this information could already be found on the forum. My intervention was for updating purposes only.

Having said that, I thank you publicly for your interventions, you are my myth regarding Kenya.

A point in my favor that could please you is that I was probably the only European in Nairobi who negotiated the outrageous prices that were offered to you by girls.

In Westlands the most of WG try to ask for 150-200 dollars. Perhaps due to inexperience with this area I couldn't get under 6000 Ksh.

[Neddy69]

I've been some nights in Nairobi and checked some hotels.

All these were GF without any kind of problem:

- Sarova Stanley (CBD).

- Emerald Hotel (Westlands).

- La Maison Royale (Westlands).

Wow. A piece of essential intelligence. Keep up the good work. Keep on contributing valuable unparalleled info like that. I like your name though. The full name is Baron Roman Fyodorovich von Ungern-Sternberg. Born in Graz. Styria. Austria. I suppose. Pleasure.

Neddy.

[UngernKhan]

I've been some nights in Nairobi and checked some hotels.

All these were GF without any kind of problem:

- Sarova Stanley (CBD).

- Emerald Hotel (Westlands).

- La Maison Royale (Westlands).

[Naked Gunz]

What do you think about the Kileleshwa area? I am planning to book an Airbnb in that area. The other option is "less then 1 km from Yaya centre". Both apartments look very nice, also have good reviews. I'm just wondering about the location as I have never been in Nairobi. Please help with advice and info.

I have said many times in this forum that Woodmere in Kilimani is hands down the best place to stay: Minutes from crazy CBD (what monger stays in CBD anymore, all the spots are gone and its too fucking noisy), quiet, greenery, small store on site to buy last minute bottle of wine, walking distance to YaYa, cheap, clean, and all the Ubers know the place! Reata near the NPC (Nairobi Pentecostal Church) is very nice too, and closer to CBD, but its about 107/ night last time I stayed there.

[Onojdi]

Location is fine in general, but where you planning to go?

Yaya is close by for the shops, close enough to westlands for nightlife on weekend. Close enough to town as well. When I say close enough I mean 10 minutes out of the rush hours in the evening.

My idea is to meet the freelance girl and to spend the day / night together. Walk around, visit the interesting part of the town with her using her like a guide and company. In the night to go for a drink somewhere, explore the nightlife. And bang her in the meantime LOL. And change her after 1-2 days.

[XXL]

...Thai girls have 3-4 showers a day. Kenya girls shower in the morning....

That's why some of us find mongering in Africa more arousing.

[Mombie75]

What do you think about the Kileleshwa area? I am planning to book an Airbnb in that area. The other option is "less then 1 km from Yaya centre". Both apartments look very nice, also have good reviews. I'm just wondering about the location as I have never been in Nairobi. Please help with advice and info.

Location is fine in general, but where you planning to go?

Yaya is close by for the shops, close enough to westlands for nightlife on weekend. Close enough to town as well. When I say close enough I mean 10 minutes out of the rush hours in the evening.

[Onojdi]

What do you think about the Kileleshwa area? I am planning to book an Airbnb in that area. The other option is "less then 1 km from Yaya centre". Both apartments look very nice, also have good reviews. I'm just wondering about the location as I have never been in Nairobi. Please help with advice and info.

[Mombie75]

Good report buksida.

I get to Nairobi 3 or 4 times a year and it can be very hit or miss, I'm there in a few weeks time, hopefully I will get a hit.