Madagascar

[GabrielSilva]

Good report. You took the plunge. But as I pointed out previously. Mada is for advanced Africa mongers. You're just facing the steeper learning curve. Better stick to Kenya next time. About the pousse. Some try to overcharge. I don't care. Never argue with anybody for 50 cents give or take. Bad karma. Taxidrivers all over the world are the same. Same with the girls. I can tell you stories from Mtwapa.... Just pay as you did. That's part of your training fees. There's always some assholes. In Africa just see the witch doctor. He'll put a curse on him all right. I did that with a thieving girl once...

La Buse.
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First of all my congratulations for your qualities as a mentor despite the fact of a slight and disturbing reaction of preconceited prejudice against your vision of women and taxi drivers in general.

Concerning your protege. I would say that he made me laugh enormously. What a sense of humour. Both the sketch with his regular GF visiting her sister and later at the Hotel with the chicks and the unbeatable scene with the pousse pousse. That one took the cake! I can barely imagine the scene of a pousse pousse driver chasing a VAZHA for the overate of some frugal 3. 000 Ariary. That should be taken as a reference for any future stand up comedian Contest. Even by Madagascar's terms and cost of living! You made my day. Keep it up!

[Amadeuss]

If you plan to go, consider its not an anglophil country. Learn French. . or stay back home.

And it's not a place with bars and mamasans where you can shop like in a supermarket. It's a big savannah to hunt your prey and separate it from the heard before you can catch her.

You like Angeles City? Stay there. Mada is not for you.

[Neddy69]

Finally I cut my betsileo kitten loose. Fortunately Cotisse runs 2 busses next morning to Tana. So I went over to book to Antsirabe. Final notes on Morondave. Stay a month and you can unlock paradise. Don't come for 5 days. You'll just be exhausted. Now in November its stifling hot. Well no difference. Its always stifling hot. But the difference is now the temperature hardly drops at night. Indoors its unbearable humid unless you have the ceiling fan run at full speed. Best time where its cool at night is April to September.

Cotisse departs at 0530. The trip takes around ten hours to Antsirabe.

What a difference. Here at almost 1400 meters pleasantly cool at night. First time since a month I sleep without a ceiling fan. Here the temperature drops to 15 at night.

I checked in in the time honoured Diamant Hotel. The advantage. The premier hooker discoteque Tahiti is part of the complex. The hotel is old like 1970's style. You have three wings. I booked the most expensive room for 60 k. You can go as low as 30 k. But then you have the noise of Tahiti. No thanks. The other advantage is you have a big gym with a lot of cardio machines for workout as well as an indoor swimming pool. The rooms are a bit run down but spacious and cool. The plumbing is a bit run down.

Antsirabe. If you love fin de siecle architecture. Have a look at Hotel de Thermes. Official its a 3* Hotel built in 1896. I looked at the medium priced suites. WTF. In December low season starts and you can get the suites for around 127k ar.

If you find a perfect 10 in Tana and you want to splurge, spend a couple of days in Hotel de Thermes. You can use Premier Classe to ride in style.

The city is extremely pleasant. Not crazy traffic like Tana. The only town where there is real Rikschas pulled by barefooted Malgache. Cyclopousse is 2000 ar.
Eateries. I found a japanese Ramen Resto. As well. Woukd you believe it. A GREEK resto. So I went to dine Moussaka. Turns out that until Ratsiraka took over there were 2000 greeks living in Madagascar.

After dinner I went to check the chicas. There is a about 20 merina SWs plying the opposite roadside of Diamant. There were a few doables. Merinas can be stunners. But most of them are short and tend to get a fat ass very quickly.
After I had a quick look at Tahiti. Again time warp. Like Queens in Tamatave. 80s and 90s Disco music was on. But at around 2200 hrs the place is empty except some expired hookers started to filter in.
I called it an early night as I hv to get climatized going from 40C max in the coastal plains to 15C..
Slept like a log.

La Buse

Who is amazed by the number of churches here... Lutherans Catholics you name they got it. And not to forget an original greek-orthodox village pope in black garb...

[GabrielSilva]

Thanks for the response.

June and July are cooler and might be a bit rainy in the capital Antanarivo. Concerning the Island of Nosy Be. Warmer than Tana but I personally Think NOSY is best by September-November and that also applies for the capital. Just my five cents! Concerning the Beauty of the African women it varies very much from the Islands of Cape Vert to Angola or Mozambique. But you are absolutely right about the beauty of the Eritreans and Ethiopians. But when it comes to the attitude it may leave a bit to be desired. And as a choice Madagascar is fine. Mostly in terms of natural Beauty both of the scenic views and the natural born Beauty of its ladies. And most important. Treat them with respect! Greetings from Lisbon.

[The Tall Man]

Tata Djemba: I didn't like this club very much, visited it around midnight on a Friday. The club itself is pretty basic. One rectangular concrete square. I got the impression it caters mainly to the poorer classes.

LE Robyv: Visited this club twice, once during the week and once on Friday, starts getting busy from 23:00 onwards. Make sure you visit both floors, upper level and lower level. They have a totally different layout and atmosphere.

Tam Tam: This club is trying to survive in my opinion. Was there at half past twelve on a Friday. Club was nearly empty and the owner was offering free drinks to the girls. The waitress told me it gets busy at 3:00 am.

During the day there are always some SW in bar Les Dromadaires. Also saw some in bar restaurant LE Boeuf. Also saw about 10 SW standing in the courtyard of Hotel Lovasoa and a couple at the entrance of Hotel Pamplemousse.

Wow love the photo of the girl! Perfect body for my taste.

The Tall Man.

[Neddy69]

For cheap hotel but good value with balcony try "Nouveau Synchro".

https://goo.gl/maps/7MyXPHPmaMzxNaxe6

Club "VAKI Night" seems to be the leading. https://goo.gl/maps/Jk3tGzdzTdAgydmv7.

Tray Mirana restaurant also used as bakery coffee shop and cheese heaven https://goo.gl/maps/VRsD37tGhH9mEQBi9.

Thanks. I had coffee and cake in Mirana today. Good food too in the resto.

La Buse.

[Member #4673]

Antsirabe. Where I ll check some 100% gasy boites nobody ever heard about.

For cheap hotel but good value with balcony try "Nouveau Synchro".

https://goo.gl/maps/7MyXPHPmaMzxNaxe6

Club "VAKI Night" seems to be the leading. https://goo.gl/maps/Jk3tGzdzTdAgydmv7.

Tray Mirana restaurant also used as bakery coffee shop and cheese heaven https://goo.gl/maps/VRsD37tGhH9mEQBi9.

[Pokeris]

La Buse.

Who escaped the stifling hot lowlands to Antsirabe. Where I ll check some 100% gasy boites nobody ever heard about.

Curious about antsirabe and Fianarantsoa. its on my list for February trip. Strange its not much reports on ISG about this two cities with big population!! Will be interesting to read what you will find at antsirabe.

[Triple Darknes]

You know how the less developed a country is, the more expensive it is to get western-standard stuff there? Accra is less developed than Mombasa, particularly tourist-wise, so a reasonable hotel like Frankies in Accra with backup generator and wifi is $100 per night, whereas you can get similar accommodation on north coast Mombasa for less than half that (at the beach too). The beach is another issue. In Kenya they at least use it, with hotels, restaurants, tourist stuff along the coast. In Accra it's mostly just nothing. Only rubbish and weeds, and a few shacks on the beach. Other things too, such as traffic lights often out of order, streetlights not working, etc, were more common in Accra than Mombasa, at least when I was there.

Accra pros are more expensive too. If you get a decent-looking pro out of Jokers it'll be US $50, twice as much as a girl from Sheba or Casaurini in Mombasa. Both LT (LT seems much more normal in Africa, pretty much default, which I like). I did find a few non-pros during my trips, sometimes online and sometimes in clubs. One of them was really great: met her multiple times over 3 trips, we hung out, went to cinema, restaurants etc (which I paid for of course) but she never asked for anything beyond that. Quite a natural athlete. Beautiful thick, strong thighs and classic full, round, firm, high African bubblebutt, and she could do ten running backflips in a row! Getting a boner thinking about her right now, LOL. Another one was a fvcking disaster. I wrote about her a few years back: after swearing she didn't want anything at all, she tried to hit me up for US $500 and got violent when I refused.

Physically I prefer West Africans. If you watch athletics on telly, it's like the difference between 100 m and 1500 m runners. Personally I prefer the former. Of course there is a degree of overlap and not all girls in Accra are built like Merlene Ottey (if only!) but that's the overall trend. I certainly haven't found girls in Kenya with the kind of thickness and gymnastic strength of the chick I mentioned above and a few others from Ghana. Facially I would rank them about the same, neither countries approaching the prettiness you find regularly in Ethiopia or Eritrea.

Anyway that's enough talk about Ghana and Kenya! I'm looking forward to my trip to Madagascar next summer. Most of the best looking girls in Badoo seem to be in Tana so I might make a trip there depending on how I find Nosy Be. June / July is high season right?

Thanks for the response.

[Neddy69]

Tata Djemba: I didn't like this club very much, visited it around midnight on a Friday. The club itself is pretty basic. One rectangular concrete square. I got the impression it caters mainly to the poorer classes.

LE Robyv: Visited this club twice, once during the week and once on Friday, starts getting busy from 23:00 onwards. Make sure you visit both floors, upper level and lower level. They have a totally different layout and atmosphere.

Tam Tam: This club is trying to survive in my opinion. Was there at half past twelve on a Friday. Club was nearly empty and the owner was offering free drinks to the girls. The waitress told me it gets busy at 3:00 am.

During the day there are always some SW in bar Les Dromadaires. Also saw some in bar restaurant LE Boeuf. Also saw about 10 SW standing in the courtyard of Hotel Lovasoa and a couple at the entrance of Hotel Pamplemousse.

In the evening a lot of streetworkers active in the the triangle around Hotel Amazone and the main street paralel to the sea. Bad hunting area if you like your women mature. Picked up a sweet 20 year old there. She was tiny about 45 kilos, a beautiful ethiopian like face and fluffy afro curls that bounced everywhere every time she moved her head. 20 k ST, no problem. Later, when she arrived at the hotel she said she preferred staying the night as she was afraid of 'the night pirates'. I laughingly said she could if she was going to be a 'nice girl'. I don't think she got that. She spoke about 100 words french like a lot of the WG's here and I think for that reason Madagascar is not going my favorite destination. I don't like cold calls too much. I like to build some sort of a connection with a girl and with the 'comme moi, comme toi' french (meaning: I like what you like) that's not going to happen. Than I prefer a country like The Gambia where nearly everyone speaks decent english. Having said the was 100 GFE, totally natural and relaxed. While we where having sex she was playing with her clit as if it was an elastic. They can be so convincing. Some times you wonder. Is this real? Or is there a grey zone between the earth and the heavens? In the morning I gave her 30 k She didn't count it, didn't even look at it.

Later that day the owner of Saifee offered to drop me for free at the taxi brousse stop for Mangily. I took the two seats next to the driver for 8000 AR. No seat belt. Nevertheless very glad I did that. We are driving in a small Mazda van but somehow they had managed to squash 7 people in the row behind me + 1 conductor hanging outside.

Many thanks to Pokeris, Southeaster, NMexpert and others for their previous reports on Tulear.

Very good mission Update. Ya the clubs. I was there in 2015 when Tata Dzombe opened. Yes it's a hole in the wall gasy disco. Not for everyone.

RobyV seems to take alle business now. The famous and much loved Zsa Zsa closed its door forever. RIP. Tam Tam is suffering naturally.

You're the first guy I hear complaining about GF sex. The chica speaks only 100 words french. Be happy. Because a college or University graduate with fluent French won't do it for 30k. These are girls from La Brousse. Total natural. Praise the lord man.. That such a place on earth still exists...

You miss conversation? Go to Kenya. Gambia? Thats the place you can have the worst overpaid sex in subsaharan Africa. But you can converse with the 2000 dal hooker in flawless English.. hahahaha....

Go figure.

La Buse.

Who escaped the stifling hot lowlands to Antsirabe. Where I ll check some 100% gasy boites nobody ever heard about.

[Doc16]

Sure walk half day in your room when sun penetrate strongly.

Thanks for the brilliant idea.

OK, OK, I now understand. You don't want to give priority to the sun for penetration.

[Chris P]

Expound on the differences in Infestructure and prices. To me Mombasa is kinda small a lot of people told me that the infestructure is better in Kenya and I've heard stories about prices. West Africans tend to be more muscluar but Luo's and even some Kambas will give West Africans a run for their money in the ass department. I know I'm the only monger to ask but what about the "things to do" situation? If the heat is the same as mombasa I'm going to need reliable Electricity (at least a back up generator) and decent 4 G internet speeds for me to be comfortable. Keep in mind that If I go to Ghana it will be for at least 3 months so that's a long time to be uncomfortable.

I kind of got my sea legs in negotiation but like you mentioned I prefer LT and condom optional how was the prices and the ability to get "nonpro" or at least not hardcore. How sticky are nonpros.

Based on the reports on Mada it seems like unless I get with actual fulltime street walkers I could get super GFE. Speaking of Nairobi I can say that chicks are pretty good at long game meaning they'll give you "freebies" and expect to be the main GF (with all the expenses of that).

What were the Accra Non Pros like? It almost seems like non pro doesn't exist in Mombasa.

You know how the less developed a country is, the more expensive it is to get western-standard stuff there? Accra is less developed than Mombasa, particularly tourist-wise, so a reasonable hotel like Frankies in Accra with backup generator and wifi is $100 per night, whereas you can get similar accommodation on north coast Mombasa for less than half that (at the beach too). The beach is another issue. In Kenya they at least use it, with hotels, restaurants, tourist stuff along the coast. In Accra it's mostly just nothing. Only rubbish and weeds, and a few shacks on the beach. Other things too, such as traffic lights often out of order, streetlights not working, etc, were more common in Accra than Mombasa, at least when I was there.

Accra pros are more expensive too. If you get a decent-looking pro out of Jokers it'll be US $50, twice as much as a girl from Sheba or Casaurini in Mombasa. Both LT (LT seems much more normal in Africa, pretty much default, which I like). I did find a few non-pros during my trips, sometimes online and sometimes in clubs. One of them was really great: met her multiple times over 3 trips, we hung out, went to cinema, restaurants etc (which I paid for of course) but she never asked for anything beyond that. Quite a natural athlete. Beautiful thick, strong thighs and classic full, round, firm, high African bubblebutt, and she could do ten running backflips in a row! Getting a boner thinking about her right now, LOL. Another one was a fvcking disaster. I wrote about her a few years back: after swearing she didn't want anything at all, she tried to hit me up for US $500 and got violent when I refused.

Physically I prefer West Africans. If you watch athletics on telly, it's like the difference between 100 m and 1500 m runners. Personally I prefer the former. Of course there is a degree of overlap and not all girls in Accra are built like Merlene Ottey (if only!) but that's the overall trend. I certainly haven't found girls in Kenya with the kind of thickness and gymnastic strength of the chick I mentioned above and a few others from Ghana. Facially I would rank them about the same, neither countries approaching the prettiness you find regularly in Ethiopia or Eritrea.

Anyway that's enough talk about Ghana and Kenya! I'm looking forward to my trip to Madagascar next summer. Most of the best looking girls in Badoo seem to be in Tana so I might make a trip there depending on how I find Nosy Be. June / July is high season right?

[Albert9989]

Whao, beautiful shape, at least from rear.

Well done TP.

[TailPipe]

Tata Djemba: I didn't like this club very much, visited it around midnight on a Friday. The club itself is pretty basic. One rectangular concrete square. I got the impression it caters mainly to the poorer classes.

LE Robyv: Visited this club twice, once during the week and once on Friday, starts getting busy from 23:00 onwards. Make sure you visit both floors, upper level and lower level. They have a totally different layout and atmosphere.

Tam Tam: This club is trying to survive in my opinion. Was there at half past twelve on a Friday. Club was nearly empty and the owner was offering free drinks to the girls. The waitress told me it gets busy at 3:00 am.

During the day there are always some SW in bar Les Dromadaires. Also saw some in bar restaurant LE Boeuf. Also saw about 10 SW standing in the courtyard of Hotel Lovasoa and a couple at the entrance of Hotel Pamplemousse.

In the evening a lot of streetworkers active in the the triangle around Hotel Amazone and the main street paralel to the sea. Bad hunting area if you like your women mature. Picked up a sweet 20 year old there. She was tiny about 45 kilos, a beautiful ethiopian like face and fluffy afro curls that bounced everywhere every time she moved her head. 20 k ST, no problem. Later, when she arrived at the hotel she said she preferred staying the night as she was afraid of 'the night pirates'. I laughingly said she could if she was going to be a 'nice girl'. I don't think she got that. She spoke about 100 words french like a lot of the WG's here and I think for that reason Madagascar is not going my favorite destination. I don't like cold calls too much. I like to build some sort of a connection with a girl and with the 'comme moi, comme toi' french (meaning: I like what you like) that's not going to happen. Than I prefer a country like The Gambia where nearly everyone speaks decent english. Having said the was 100 GFE, totally natural and relaxed. While we where having sex she was playing with her clit as if it was an elastic. They can be so convincing. Some times you wonder. Is this real? Or is there a grey zone between the earth and the heavens? In the morning I gave her 30 k She didn't count it, didn't even look at it.

Later that day the owner of Saifee offered to drop me for free at the taxi brousse stop for Mangily. I took the two seats next to the driver for 8000 AR. No seat belt. Nevertheless very glad I did that. We are driving in a small Mazda van but somehow they had managed to squash 7 people in the row behind me + 1 conductor hanging outside.

Many thanks to Pokeris, Southeaster, NMexpert and others for their previous reports on Tulear.

[Member #4673]

Wouldn't using an eye mask seem somewhat easier? Weighs 4 grams.

Sure walk half day in your room when sun penetrate strongly.

Thanks for the brilliant idea.