Jakarta

[Banana Boi]

That's my main complaint with this forum the last 10 years or so. The same few places are mentioned over and over and over again. There are hundreds of places in Jakarta!

Back in the old days of the forum, guys used to make a point to only post when they discovered a new place worth sharing. We don't need to hear about Hotel Classic 500 times. We already know about it.

Isn't it the same on every forum? 98% of the guys go to the same few common places. I'm pretty adventurous and at least have ventured to some places in Jakarta most guys have never been to or even heard of like Ruko Robinson, New Medika, Berlian, Kimochi Mabes, etc.

Why do we hear about Classic, Travel, Kota Indah, and Malio as well as BATS and CJs the most? Because these are the places closest to where people stay when they are in Jakarta. Imo the only place that is far away and worth going to is Kelapa Gading.

[BkkVistor77]

Tinder is a damn goldmine

I totally agree, every time I've been to Indonesia Tinder has worked a treat. Lots of working girls in Jakarta and Bali, so if you're in a hurry to meet someone there is always that option, but even better if you have a little time and are willing to put in a little chat work, there are a ton of very attractive women looking to meet up. Just be relaxed, and don't talk about sex straight off the bat and things will go great. I had a 28 year old picking me up from the airport and driving me around Jakarta, another girl from East Java who I met online in Bali who ended up driving me to Ubud on her motorbike and back. Great sex with both of them, very relaxed, sweet and honest girls, treat them well and happy hunting!

[Smoothy]

I didn't really need a list of 100 women in their mid to late 30's ringing my phone to death.

I'm with you. I don't have any interest at all in women over 30 years old in Jakarta. Not even for free. Why settle for that when there are so many girls around?

[Smoothy]

So instead of complaining, how about taking the lead and telling us all about it? One new place a week is a good cadence.

After all you are a resident in Jakarta and you have enough experience here that all of us could benefit from. Deal?

Scroll back and read the history. I've already done that.

[BenderOver]

A few random ramblings of the last few months of mongering activities; Warning long post...

I'll just end with this; Indo women are some of the nicest humans on the planet, some can be a little hard to connect with initially due to their circumstances. Always be polite, buy them chocolates if you want, treat them well and respect the fact they have probably been through a lot worse in their lives than you ever will. They will return the favour 10 fold.

Great post, MB.

I haven't had as much luck on Tinder, but then I'm really pushing the limits on the search. I'm mid 40's and limited my search to 18-19 year old girls. The response has been weak to say the least. My fault completely, but being honest, I didn't really need a list of 100 women in their mid to late 30's ringing my phone to death.

I wish I had time to keep looking through the hundreds of massage parlors around Jakarta and even go into villages for them. I hit up a small city / big village and went for a legit massage at their Grand Spa. That massage turned into an easy BBFS session for 500 k tip but the provider wasn't as young, hot, and skinny as the girls from our favorite places in Central Jakarta.

I have a friendly look and smile, and get the attention of young ladies many occasions in the mall. I'm no stranger to offering them my number written on a piece of paper to W / A. I think it's a little less obtrusive than asking for theirs. They take the paper and tell me they'll call, but seldom do. Again, these are probably the mid 20's girls in the mall, usually working at the stores. The shopping girls tend to be a little stuck up and are usually either with their BF or a gang of GF's so they're not really available to be chatted up with.

And I do agree that the Indonesians are so very friendly. Lovely culture to just relax in and soak up, though the traffic and the poverty in Jakarta paint a little bit of a messier picture as far as vacation spots go.

[BenderOver]

Oh do tell, please!

Half the fun of this game is listening to the fails. Don't you think it gets a little boring listening to person ABC telling us how they met person CBA, and how they got them back to the hotel and then they (a) got undressed (b) had sex, (c) woke up the morning. We have all been doing that shit forever.

Tell us instead how your date turned up and you put your hands down her pants to find a big stiffy. Or how you transferred the fee and she sent you a photo of her boyfriend ordering KFC with a big shit eating grin on his face.

So captain Bob lost his phone because he drank too much. Full points for telling the story but what about all those stories where he woke up the next morning and she was there making him a coffee. All the valuables still intact where he left them. You got to take risks in this game and listening to all these weekend winners gets a bit boring.

OS.

Agree do I! The greatest teacher failure is.

[Blanquiceleste]

That's my main complaint with this forum the last 10 years or so. The same few places are mentioned over and over and over again. There are hundreds of places in Jakarta!

Back in the old days of the forum, guys used to make a point to only post when they discovered a new place worth sharing. We don't need to hear about Hotel Classic 500 times. We already know about it.

So instead of complaining, how about taking the lead and telling us all about it? One new place a week is a good cadence.

After all you are a resident in Jakarta and you have enough experience here that all of us could benefit from. Deal?

[Dirk67]

You're complaining that the girl insisted on a BBBJ? Did you actually mean CBJ? If you didn't, you're probably the only poster who has ever complained about getting a BBBJ instead of a CBJ.

Sorry, definitely meant CBJ. I couldn't even bring myself to type it.

[Dirk67]

Here are some pictures of her.

Haha, thank you. Were these negotiated for extra tip? I know some guys do that for photos / video.

[Turgid]

..................Another tinder one night stand, hijaber bit of an attitude. Anyway, having a chat and she asks me why I haven't learnt the language better. Starts schooling me on how arrogant it was to live here and not learn the language, discussions turns to expat salaries and how its not fair expats earn alot, I can't explain to her that expats exists for a reason. Borderline throwing her out, but the cialis was kicking in, thought I'd actually use some reverse psychology and be nice to her. Once I reached over and kissed her deeply, it was the end of the defensive and her animalistic instincts kicked in. Of course fucked her as hard as I could to teach her a lesson.........

That's showing her. She learnt that if she makes herself obnoxious she'll get taken care of right.

[Smoothy]

There are hundreds of massage places, in the style of Fortune in the outer suburbs that never get a mention on this forum, don't think you have to stick with those mere 10 that get a mention here.

That's my main complaint with this forum the last 10 years or so. The same few places are mentioned over and over and over again. There are hundreds of places in Jakarta!

Back in the old days of the forum, guys used to make a point to only post when they discovered a new place worth sharing. We don't need to hear about Hotel Classic 500 times. We already know about it.

[MasBule]

A few random ramblings of the last few months of mongering activities; Warning long post...

-Tinder is a damn goldmine, I have been on for 3 mths and have 99+ likes. Its got so bad if I have a chat and if they live too far or one word answers -- I just move on. I read somewhere your brain can only properly balance about 5 conversations at any one time. My tips are to have photos of yourself in Jakarta at Jakarta landmarks, eating some street food. What this does is shows that your not a tourist and not prepared to pay for sex (my experience). You'll find alot more genuine girls who just want sex, its still a fact in this city.

-My profile says I am single expat looking for friends for good times, simple but effective. Tagged is equally productive, but easier to start conversations although a few more hookers. Also on the free version and I have 99+ likes, it doesn't take long to stack up if you regularly post on the feed.

-I have 2 alter-ego twitter accounts, one focused on pasturi, specifically MMF. Has been productive, although these have a long burn time and many scams. Most recent was a husband and wife team and after I dropped my load in, the hubby jumped on and did the same. Double seeded. The other is purely a BDSM account and while a younger account it is starting too show some promise. Twitter has lots of hookers but they generally make theiir intent clear. It takes a while to get momentum through adding contacts of contacts.

-Phone top-ups at indo-marts are a great source of girls, they take your number and top it up. If you have a smile and start a chat, then you ask them to add you to whatsap. They generally always do. Game on from there. Usually quiet submissive little javanese hiljabers, especially good hunting in outer areas of Jakarta.

-Current regulars squeezes, 1 one Javanese tiny girl and one christian from Madura (in Jakarta).

-Irregular squeezes are a Chinese lawyer with a great apartment in Kuningham, an executive in an Oil and Gas with her own house and car, my old long time ex-virgin Javanese maid, a freelance PR web design girl from maluku - but not fuzzy wuzzy type and a Chinese executive virgin who just does mutual licking. A lover of non-penetrative soft BDSM.

-Not boasting gents, half of these girls you might not do, got to admit I am lover of great fuck with a girl who is very into it rather than a Chanel carrying instagram working girl who wants me to pay for everything all night. Most of the above stay overnight.

-So far only two have asked for money, no dying uncles yet, but a girl in between jobs and needs cash for rent which she will pay back. Well who cares if she does, so long as she suggest the thought is there. And the PR web freelancer who asked for expenses the next morning, I gave 300 k and she was happy, is 'expenses' the new 'taxi money'? Having said that dinner and a few drinks in an expat bar costs me double what I pay in KI.

-As Gajith mentioned previously go-massage has a high handjob conversion rate. Let the girl in your room, get naked on your bed. That usually signals your intent and it all happens from there. Have also experienced 2 full services as well, of course these aren't free.

Some dodgy experiences include;.

-the frequency of girls coming over on menstruation and not advising prior, guess they just want a free feed and a chat. Think I got to explain the rules more diligently in the future.

-Was planting my seed into a girl missionary style, pretty sure she came and must have had one of those orgasms where the ass contracts. Well I know she didn't shit on my bed, but damn the fart indicated she may had. Hard to keep going after that, but had to take one for the team and finish the job trying to remember if I had any incense left over from my last Bali trip.

-A lovely girl, so sweet, bataknese christian, well every sex there was varying levels of blood. Like all through the month. Dr google suggest that could be a symptom of chlamydia and I know HIV is spread easier with blood. So since then administered a dose of azithromycin and moved on.

-Fornicated with a one night stand from tinder, getting amongst it and found the biggest hemorrhoid I've ever encountered in my life. Big fat pink fucking thing that just turned me off completely, doggy style was abandoned and missionary employed to finished the deed, whilst thinking of a lovely fresh kelapa mudah with rum in it that was to follow.

-Another tinder one night stand, hijaber bit of an attitude. Anyway, having a chat and she asks me why I haven't learnt the language better. Starts schooling me on how arrogant it was to live here and not learn the language, discussions turns to expat salaries and how its not fair expats earn alot, I can't explain to her that expats exists for a reason. Borderline throwing her out, but the cialis was kicking in, thought I'd actually use some reverse psychology and be nice to her. Once I reached over and kissed her deeply, it was the end of the defensive and her animalistic instincts kicked in. Of course fucked her as hard as I could to teach her a lesson.

-Girl from a bar in KI, think ATR as I recall. 2 days on the job straight from the kampung, and it showed, no shower and washing the cock protocol, just undressed straight into blowjob. Well turned out she had the hairiest pussy I've ever experienced. Very unusual for an Indo working girl, add to that hairy legs discovered whilst in missionary position and her legs on my shoulders was an interesting find. Very cute, however I suspect due to peer group pressure she is probably shaved up now.

On the P4P scene. KI is the best value for money and service for a 18-25 yrd old, if you can handle the loud music and chain smoking bapaks, its as easy as it comes. There are hundreds of massage places, in the style of Fortune in the outer suburbs that never get a mention on this forum, don't think you have to stick with those mere 10 that get a mention here.

Some cute stories.

-with one of the regulars, in the morning I went to the shop to get some bread, came back and she was googling how to put a teabags into the coffee machine?

-Another one, I go for my morning exercise, come back and the bed is made, the floor is mopped and my clothes are folded neatly in the corner and eggs are cooking.

-Also some of these girls will catch a ojek, then a train, then another ojek to spend time with you. That's so flattering.

Hope the post was of interest, some good and some bad stories, answering OS request for some variety to the regular dissection of an uninteresting Classic hotel evening.

I'll just end with this; Indo women are some of the nicest humans on the planet, some can be a little hard to connect with initially due to their circumstances. Always be polite, buy them chocolates if you want, treat them well and respect the fact they have probably been through a lot worse in their lives than you ever will. They will return the favour 10 fold.

[Banana Boi]

If you trust your buddy then go for it. Imo you come to SEA often enough so why go to Jakarta when it's Ramadan. Just go to Jakarta on your next SEA trip. You and I would never go to FKK clubs during Orthodox Easter or Christmas / New Year's yet some less experienced FKK guys would say it's great and there are girls there.

FYI going to FKK clubs during the first week of Ramadan was always my favorite time to go to Germany. Took the girls about a week before they figured out the clubs were slow and to go back to Ro until the end of Ramadan.

[Breadman]

Didn't you or someone else recently ask this question? Short answer. Go some other time if possible.

Yes I did but I'm getting conflicting information from a guy who lives in Jakarta (he's not on this site) who says the clubs will be open stating there are lots of catholic girls there as well. So I'm trying to find out if the clubs are actually open or just closed during the day. I just can't imagine a club like Malio completely closing down for an entire month nor girls going without pay for that long as well. I know in Germany the Muslims don't go out until the evening leaving the daytime action relatively open during Ramadan. So the question is still relevant. And if the clubs are open for normal hours and have very few customers that might mean the girls are even more hungry for your business making Ramadan the best time to visit.

[Banana Boi]

What is the state of the brothels (such as Travel, Classic, Malio club etc) during Ramadan? Are they closed down? Limited hours? Is Jakarta worth a visit during Ramadan or should one visit before or after?

Didn't you or someone else recently ask this question? Short answer. Go some other time if possible.