Angeles City

[Blanquiceleste]

To really appreciate it you have to lower your standards quite a bit and appreciate it for what it is. Cheap sex

Dinner at Brass Knobs Restaurant which was reported to be decent food but Chicken Schnitzel and chips and soggy vegetables were pretty poor. Got there at 6 pm and bar was full with approx. 12 girls on stage. Saw 2 Platinum girls who were 8's, a few regular girls who were 7 ish and others well, pass.

Looks like Kazeu's advice has been well received and implemented. Finding 8's at Brass Knobs (or any other place on Perimeter, except some of the K bars) must mean something.

Wait! Did I also read something about find a 7 on WeChat for 1200 pesos? Can't wait to read the reports over the next few weeks.

[Sxxxx]

Real pensioners avoid Christmas travel as the flights are too expensive.

In that case, real pensioners do not deserve Christmas Pussy!

[Elemental]

Spent a week+both weekends in PH late October. A few days in MNL, and few in AC. Already posted in the Makati thread, so this is for AC.

Got to AC via the Genesis bus from MNL airport. Really easy and comfortable, would definitely take it again.

Arrived kind of late, around 9 or so. Checked in, unpacked, showered, etc. My buddy just arrived the same day and he just crashed, so I started by hitting up a girl from Tinder that I've been chatting up for a while. Agreed on 500 to meet and 2.5 k more if the "interview" goes well, which it did.

She was 24, light skinned, not a stunner but a spinner which is what I usually go for. Says that it's her first time ever freelancing. Didn't believe her at the time, but I am of the opinion that she did not lie about that (still talking to her a month later, so I've learned a lot).

Anyway, decided to move it to the room.

Although she didn't want to blow me, I got her to do it anyway for a short while. Quickly moved onto the bed where the fun began.

Now, I'll be honest. I was already pretty drunk at this point, so I don't remember much. What I do remember is that she was super vocal saying shit like "fuck me hard baby, you dick is so big, etc. " All in all, awesome service. A+, would (and did) see again.

In the morning, locked up my shit and got breakfast with my friend while the girl slept.

Came back and she's still sleeping so I just start bothering the shit out of her. She responded with "do whatever you want back there" and I obliged. Fucked her prone bone, no cover this time. Shit happens. That woke her right up, and she turns me on my back and jumps on top of me. "I'm so fucking wet baby!" - yeah, I noticed hahaha.

I'm pretty sure she had way more fun than I did. Later I find out that she had cum multiple times every time. Feels good man LOL.

Anyway, sent her on her way, and spent the rest of the day just wasting time. Walked over to a place called Gerry's for lunch, which was pretty terrible. Everything was super greasy, which I now understand is normal Filipino cuisine.

I thought my buddy would be up to hit the bars in the evening but I guess he was still jetlagged and so he just crashed early again. Decided I'll give Tinder girl another go. Chick took freaking forever to get ready, so I was determined to get her drunk. Met at Tequila Reef, which also was not good, but the tequila worked. Went back to the hotel and pretty much the same shit.

During the day, my buddy and were needed a cover story about just visiting Subic, so booked a car from the hotel to Subic to spend the day there and take random pictures.

With our cover story set, and my friend finally recovered from jetlag, hit the bars Tuesday night for our final night.

Started at Shooters. Remember reading about it here so checked it out. Terrible talent and left after a beer. However, I liked the setup, which was more like a strip club. Later, I realized that other places were more like a theatre / fishbowl / stage setup.

Went to another place where the girls were advertising that there were 60-100 girls inside. Can't remember the name, but they weren't lying. Unfortunately, there were maybe 4 girls worth my money there. Since it's our first time in AC, decided to have a few drinks and keep moving.

After a few more stops in random bars, we ended up XOXO.

That place is much bigger on the inside than it appears from the outside. Tiered pricing, I think it was like 3. 6 k for a normal girl, 4 k for a "model".

Had a blast in there. As I walked in, I thought I saw a mamasan from one of the previous bars, and shouted "didn't I just see you at the other bar?

After that, she took really good care of us. We were laughing and joking, I was feeling up her tits while she was feeling mine, just good ol' fun hahaha. Later she explained that she thought I was someone she knew (which I clearly wasn't).

She was giving me all kinds of recommendations on the girls, and provided me with a laser pointer so that I could point out a girl and she can tell me what she knows about them.

After a few flops, I picked out a "model" to barfine. To my regret, as the girl I picked went to change and leave, another really cute girl speaking great English sits down next to me. Had half a mind to swap my purchase, but decided whatever. Maybe next time.

Girl was 20, light skin, looked more Chinese that Filipino. Terrible English, but great attitude, and she tried to communicate at least.

Started in the shower, moved onto the bed. A little more cushion than I would've normally liked, but hell, I couldn't complain. Another round in the morning, and off she went. And off we went, back to MNL.

[BrainDrain]

Enjoy the fucks while you can get them guys, cause the Pensionado's are arriving en masse, few days time.

Real pensioners avoid Christmas travel as the flights are too expensive.

[Kabul Guy]

1. Tourists look at all kinds of crap. Thailand's and Holland's Red Light Districts are now family tourist haunts.
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Amsterdam has actually started banning guided tours to the Red Light District due to the congestion caused by al the lookie lou's and the negative impact on the girls earnings.

[Wicked Roger]

You say you splurged $4 k on a J class ticket for an 8-hour flight on a totally shit airline.

and drink top class plonk with the hiso crowd hahaha.

Never ceases to amaze me that men pay huge sums to get here and then are cheap charlies while here. Very odd behavior ED.

Top class plonk? I did not know Shangri La serves VB on tap? LOL (well that is what top class plonk means to a someone from the Eastern states LOL).

[PedroMorales]

Now? I first visited the Red Light District of Amsterdam in 1973 and it was a tourist attraction then.

Now tour Angeles.

[Turgid]

...........Holland's Red Light Districts are now family tourist haunts.........

Now? I first visited the Red Light District of Amsterdam in 1973 and it was a tourist attraction then.

[SEAtraveller]

Day 2 Ok starting to get my bearings and get a better feel for the place yes it is just another Pattaya but on a smaller scale. And yes I went to Pattaya once and am not going back.".

If Pattaya and Angeles are not your cup of tea, then what is?

Meh, Angeles might not be a mongering heaven, but it definitely worth visiting once. I would regret not visiting it once in my lifetime.

[Engine Driver]

NI, I was in AC the same time as you, but our experiences are totally different.

The Philippines is one of easiest places on earth to get laid and you are making a meal of it. You are an experienced monger, yet you have made some basic mistakes.

Firstly, you over planned everything way in advance and just asked too many questions, which basically annoyed many people. You even planned out what meal you would be having at such and such time / date / place six months in advance. Such level of precision planning might work for you in Geneva or Frankfurt where time means something, but it sure ain't going to be successful in downtown Angeles Fucking City. A 4.00 pm date with a chick might mean she turns up at 5.30 pm, 6.30 pm or doesn't show up at all. Get used to it. You can't plan anything in AC as nothing works to a schedule. Roll with it.

Secondly, you are suffering from Fear of Missing Out (FOMO). Let the opportunities come to you in AC. You can't possibly chase everything. You will go mad. Sex is everywhere and take the first option which presents itself. In the Philippines you can't pass up on the first unexpected offer as your planned option might never eventuate. Then you go home with blue balls like you did on Day 1.

The other thing that confuses me is your cost conscious approach. You say you splurged $4 k on a J class ticket for an 8-hour flight on a totally shit airline. Then you are counting every peso on the ground. I'm happy to pay a fraction of that for a Cebu Pacific ticket and endure 8 hours with working class Filipinos from Western Sydney and eat their 2 minute noodles. That then means I can splurge on gold toilets at the Shangers and ABC, pay way too much for top shelf hookers and drink top class plonk with the hiso crowd hahaha.

[Chocha Monger]

There are lots of pretty things handing out cards for massage on Fields Avenue. Most of them look about 14-16 years of age. That's because that's how old they actually are. Hahahaha. A number of people have confirmed that's their age. The bars won't take them and they need the money to support their dad's cheap tequila habit back in the provinces. Their Korean masters have paid the cops to look the other way, but that's no reason for you horny mongers to fall into the honey trap. Yes I agree that there will be nothing more sexy on this planet than to watch a 15 year old cutie stroke your cock while lovingly gazing into your eyes, but just keep walking and don't accept their cards. If you are busted with a girl in your hotel room, your life as you know it is over.

They list this particular massage on their flyers as "The Prince Andrew" for 500 pesos. You should decline this option and head to the nearest pizza shop instead.

CM,

I am always grateful for your considered wine and food pairing suggestions. All that money your mom invested in your sommelier education has clearly not gone to waste.

While those old horny mongers are stocking up on cheap tequila by the crate load to bribe their way into virgin provincial pussy, you and I will be traveling in style, quaffing Legende Bordeaux Blanc and barebacking nasty pug nosed hookers with a bad case of the clap. Hahahaha. The antioxidant properties of that particular Frogland plonk are well known to ward off infections.

We have even read about one horny monger that wants to drive around the remote provinces, with a pickup truck full of cheap tequila, looking to flag down innocent virgins. Hahaha. Back in White Man Land, if he tried that trick, they would send him to a maximum security Federal penitentiary and throw away the key. Hahaha.

BTW, since old Club Foot has died, are you thinking of taking his place on the Wine List Guys group? They are looking for an erudite Francophile like yourself to take up the editorship of their esteemed wine rag. Also, was Trim Keeper ever a wine connoisseur?

Getting papa drunk on cheap XXX Siglo Treinta Tequila Gold in order to defraud his provincial virgin daughter of her virginity sounds familiar. Perhaps it is because it sounds suspiciously like colonialists giving the natives firewater in return for ownership of their land in what is now White Man Land. Things usually turn very ugly when horny foreign man, cheap tequila, and male relatives of Filipina fuck meat come together. The odds are good that it will result in the fatality of the horny foreign sex monger. Whoever came up with that scheme would do well to reconsider all possible outcomes.

In spite of being an erudite Francophile, I have not received an invitation to the editorship of Backwater Wines. I believe this is because the readership of that rag is largely composed of Night Train quaffing pensioners rather than refined connoisseurs of fine Carruades de Lafite. As for Trim Keeper, his interests lay beyond vintages. He was more of a connoisseur of exotic provincial fuck meats, part poissonnier and part grillardin.

[Sxxxx]

It's Christmas time, prepare yourself for the onslaught of fat, bald headed, lizard skinned, body odoured Mongers, who come out of hiding this time of the year. The girls are waiting for them, not the handsome young rogue elephants, they are waiting for the oldies who arrive bearing gifts (Chrissy chocs). The younger ones, only arrive with an elephant sized erection. Which do the girls prefer?

Money is the girls objective, not large penises, and the oldies are generous with their money, and soon to sleep after their first ejaculation. You younguns have got something to look forward to later on in life. Young girls preferring old guys who have proven, over time, to be 'easy money' (K factor).

Enjoy the fucks while you can get them guys, cause the Pensionado's are arriving en masse, few days time.

[PilotPaul]

Day 2 Ok starting to get my bearings and get a better feel for the place

Did you do a swing by a Aqua at ABC? There are always FL there, something different.

[PedroMorales]

Yes this IS a sex forum, No one of the reasons I go on vacation IS to get away from the attention if you only knew, and NO I have got 6 days to go here so I shall stay and as stated before if you don't want to read it don't. I will continue writing my reports in the style and manner I wish. One thing I pass on to those who are bothered to listen is that in life where you end up and what you achieve is down to the choices you make and the way you conduct yourself. Maybe if some people changed their choices and conduct they wouldn't HAVE to come back to the "dregs of Angeles".

Very well said. You remind me of one of the world's greatest mathematical physicists, who found go go clubs were excellent places to solve complex mathematical problems. That is why I go that. That and banging cheap, inked poon.

[NewImage]

Day 2 Ok starting to get my bearings and get a better feel for the place – yes it is just another Pattaya but on a smaller scale. And yes I went to Pattaya once and am not going back. Day time was quick trip to SM Mall, getting supplies and looking around. Ok agree it's a shithole and yes I am not the typical Angeles monger but hey if you don't go, you know the rest. Dinner at Brass Knobs Restaurant which was reported to be decent food but Chicken Schnitzel and chips and soggy vegetables were pretty poor.

*Got there at 6 pm and bar was full with approx. 12 girls on stage. Saw 2 Platinum girls who were 8's, a few regular girls who were 7 ish and others well, pass. There were 2 "ladies" on stage that reminded me of the old Chinese boilers at home – you have to be kidding me, must be 40+ and OMG if anyone BF them I'the fall off my stool. Anyway overall impressions of Brass Knobs was "mehr".

Walked into 8 other Perimetre bars and talent at that time of night was very average. My usual MO was to walk into bar stand for 2 minutes and walk out. Went to go into Ponytails but it was closing – at 9 ? Did quick walk up and down Walk St – nothing caught my eye. Went back to CPH and fired up Wechat to see what's available. Found a provider who was willing to come over for 1500 which dropped to 1000 after 5 secs of negotiations. Looks were 7 ish but perf was GFE and stayed for 2 pops. Let her go with tip of 200. Apparently has sister (LOL) who is eager to meet me. A pleasant hour and a half for 1200 with a 7 I thought wasn't bad. So yes Angels appears to be just cheap sex for, as Mr. Kaz stated " those of us who like the dregs".

Yes this IS a sex forum, No one of the reasons I go on vacation IS to get away from the attention – if you only knew, and NO I have got 6 days to go here so I shall stay and as stated before if you don't want to read it – don't.

I will continue writing my reports in the style and manner I wish. One thing I pass on to those who are bothered to listen is that in life where you end up and what you achieve is down to the choices you make and the way you conduct yourself. Maybe if some people changed their choices and conduct they wouldn't HAVE to come back to the "dregs of Angeles".