Bangkok Reports

[Shiney1]

I would hate to post anything that Nyezhov would disapprove of. Therefore, I will refrain from posting my last two days of mongering in Bangkok.

I don't get it. My posts have been complemented on other boards. This board seems to be a lot about steak houses, how things suck now compared to 30+ years ago, and attacking an open and honest poster who is an experienced monger, even if this is his first trip to Thailand.

Enjoy your board but don't expect anyone to post much. This is why people lurk and don't post.

Tool Shedd.

Hi Tool Shedd.

Please ignore the off-putting comments from a one and do continue to write your adventures in your own unique style. I am a great admirer of your writing style and have read all your FRs at least twice while living vicariously through all your posts at both Thailand and Abu Dhabi forums.

You are the Star and a beacon of light.

[EihTooms]

I had invited a girl at King Castle I yesterday. Luckily I had asked about short time before paying her a drink because ST was "Cannot".

Today King Castle I again. Plied the mamasan's green laser on a girl on stage. Girl in Cannot palaver with mamasan. Hab customer, so the mamasan's translation.

I had taken 2 girls out from Pink Panther's before so I fell back on Pink Panther. Not many girls tonight that I fancied, only one in fact. I pointed to her. Cannot. Hab cust...

Outside Pink Panther I settled for a MILF. 600 BF + 1500. Inside the hotel room at Tarntawan she turned out a scammer.

What's going on here folks? Is it possible to get laid in this town? How can this call itself a mongering destination?

To add to this just in case there really is a trend going on instead of the usual "it comes and goes in waves" phenomenon; twice in the past week I put girls out of my room with only 20-30% of what I agreed to pay them because they were either so godawful at their job or they outright lied to me (scammed) in the bar about what they agreed to do. And I only gave that much because they had at least gotten naked and started to do something minimally competent in my room. Unfortunately, I had already paid the 700 baht or so barfine for each in the bar. One was from a beer bar and one was from a go-go bar. Both bars were places I have frequented many, many times and for the most part had not been scammed.

But this was twice in a row in just the previous week. I have avoided trying new girls for now and have retreated to some of my good quality regulars until this "wave" of bad experiences has a chance to run its course, maybe a couple of weeks. In my case I live here and can weather these kinds of lousy waves, compare them to the terrific weeks I've had and no doubt will continue to have. But I suspect if this was my first trip to Thailand and I got 2-3 of those kinds of experiences in a row, I would book the next flight the hell out of this country, vow never to return again and assume any "good" reports I read from punters on sites like this one were pure hogwash.

[Tool Shedd]

Tool Shedd, keep on posting. You post for those who like it. I want to hear more about fake orgasm, does she know?

She looked in the condom and wondered about the lack of joy juice there. I think she wrote it off to my age and physical condition.

[Kerrstar]

BTW, all hotels in the area are girl-friendly except to 5-star Hyatt

Nope, all four Hyatts in BKK are GF friendly. I've stayed in them all quite often.

[EihTooms]

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If you are looking for full nude too there is the upstairs, sure it's usually the be or see shift girls, but there are smiles on their faces and everyone seems happy and you can use your phone (caugh caugh, crazy / kozy houses). I don't object to their policy on phones BTW, but if I am not going to use mine when patronizing your establishment when the girl is on my time she isn't on her phone either until she is paid and we are done.

LOL. That is one of the best new ideas I have read here in a while. Excellent suggestion. I will probably incorporate that in my upfront agreements at the establishments that frown on or forbid you to use your phone. And I'll ask the mamasan or whoever collects the barfine to explain my phone policy to the girl the same way they "explain" their phone policy to me in the bar just in case she doesn't undetstand when I tell her about it.

[Chacal60]

Your reports have been solid and your willingness to swap details through PM appreciated.

I urge you to ignore the haters, and don't leave the forum.

I would hate to post anything that Nyezhov would disapprove of. Therefore, I will refrain from posting my last two days of mongering in Bangkok.

I don't get it. My posts have been complemented on other boards. This board seems to be a lot about steak houses, how things suck now compared to 30+ years ago, and attacking an open and honest poster who is an experienced monger, even if this is his first trip to Thailand.

Enjoy your board but don't expect anyone to post much. This is why people lurk and don't post.

Tool Shedd.

[Syzygies]

I would have pulled from there but the hottie I was with turned out to be on the rag, or just didn't want to barfine. Annoying for sure, but not my first time and I had fun at the opening and with my friends so was still a fun time and her loss on the baht and my magic stick. Also I heard that the barfine pricing is crazy at something over 1500 or more? Someone else may be able to add here.

Lastly cowboy, I stopped in Shark to see if my old regular who supposedly had moved off the pole was back, but surprisingly she was not.

Like you said, opening night they could have hired some "models" from agency who were not up for BFing. Not unusual at all. Maybe nothing to do with her period.

In Shark, some gogo girls get a regular BF / sponsor, e. G. Mali is one I think, and may not be back for a long time, or ever. I saw her with her guy in Billboard one night a few months back. You did not mention the name so this girl is unlikely to be your girl I guess. Mali (sometimes called Maa for short) is just one example of older girl but very sexy (ex Suzie Wong). I have taken both Maa and Patty for 3 some at times, but probably Maa will not be back (for now).

Dollhouse is O.K. nothing so special (a bit quiet) , but I know it absolutely depends on where you have good regular girls. Shark sucks for me (over dressed and crap dancing), if were not for regular girls, although music is O.K. If Shark does not have Maa or Patty, I would not bother. Did not try BFing the Coyotes (yet).

Doll House used have a terrible mamasan (annoying type), then she left and a really great waitress was promoted to mamasan, but I think she is gone now too, since Doll House ex owner died when did the fall from the high balcony of apartment building while drunk. So I used to be there fairly regular a few years back.

[MichaelSamuel]

Like many of the regulars I don't have much that I view as being valuable to contribute here since I mostly spend most of my time with regulars (1 from dollhouse, 1 from twister, and a previous lorde girl).

Nana bar wise I had drinks in twister and billboard, both had some selection, though billboard was better overall.

I hit the new XXX on opening night and it was a really nice bar, never been in a brand new gogo bar before, the poles still had that new pole smell. Girl selection was pretty damn fine, but I know it was stocked extra for opening night so how that holds out time will tell. I would have pulled from there but the hottie I was with turned out to be on the rag, or just didn't want to barfine. Annoying for sure, but not my first time and I had fun at the opening and with my friends so was still a fun time and her loss on the baht and my magic stick. Also I heard that the barfine pricing is crazy at something over 1500 or more? Someone else may be able to add here.

Lastly cowboy, I stopped in Shark to see if my old regular who supposedly had moved off the pole was back, but surprisingly she was not. There were a few cuties around but nothing above a 7/8. Dollhouse has been my normal hangout as of late for many reasons: one of my regulars works there, manager is great and a good host, music is better than average, girls do not push for drinks, girls and customers look like they are happy and having a good time, waitresses are funny and playful, and lastly there are always at least a few girls working every night I would bar fine. Now if you are looking for the best girls in total it's probably not dollhouse, but for overall bar performance it gets my business. Other than my regular took a cute little thing named Mint at no more than 40 kg for a ST romp that was fulfilling. BF was 700 either cause it was ST or because after 1 am, not sure which? LT before 1 is definitely 1 k. If you are looking for full nude too there is the upstairs, sure it's usually the be or see shift girls, but there are smiles on their faces and everyone seems happy and you can use your phone (caugh caugh, crazy / kozy houses). I don't object to their policy on phones BTW, but if I am not going to use mine when patronizing your establishment when the girl is on my time she isn't on her phone either until she is paid and we are done.

[EihTooms]

Some reports on this thread suggest the Viet girls on soi 4 are mercenary and not service minded. Are they that much better looking than the Thais that they're worth the higher price and risk of poor service?

In my opinion, no, unless you get an upfront agreement from them that they will do whatever is important enough to you that it can make or break the idea of spending the money and time having a session with them in the first place. But that is mostly true of any P4P girls in Thailand.

[Steve 9696]

My biggest opportunity for improvement is to grow some of that there crocodile skin.

Thanks for your comment.

Tool Shedd.

Let me jump in here too! Please keep posting and ignore the haters. And if you really want good service for fat old bald guys go to Sharks FKK in Germany. They are used to it and it's their job. They will make you happy!

Also the Romanian girls at Diva Escort in London are fabulous. About $200/hr.

[EihTooms]

Some reports on this thread suggest the Viet girls on soi 4 are mercenary and not service minded. Are they that much better looking than the Thais that they're worth the higher price and risk of poor service?

In my opinion, no.

[Applesauce]

BTW, all hotels in the area are girl-friendly except to 5-star Hyatt, Sheraton, Westin, etc.

The former Starwood brands are definitely girl friendly. Even so now under the Marriott acquisition.

At the Sheraton Sukhumvit, either the front desk will call your room when the girl arrives or an employee will escort the girl directly to your room. I don't really like the latter but that's what they do. I booked a girl through Smooci, she really didn't look that attractive in person and I was embarrassed that the Sheraton staff escorted her to my room.

The Westin front desk will call your room and ask if you're expecting a guest. When the girl leaves, the front desk will call again to make sure you're okay.

[Nounce]

Tool Shedd, keep on posting. You post for those who like it. I want to hear more about fake orgasm, does she know?

[Nounce]

Do the Viet girls congregate in a particular place on soi 4?

They often share rooms at Nana City Hotel. That is near Rajah. You should be able to find them there. They usually have lighter skin.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Your reports are informative and entertaining, and well worth reading. Glad you reconsidered you decision to not post any more reports. Stopping posting because of stupid attacks by supposed know-it-alls actually gives them the power to control the board that they crave. You should instead tell them fuck off and put you on their ignore list if they dislike your posts so much, as well as put them on your ignore list.