Puerto Vallarta

[Chillando]

This place seems relatively new according to the past forums. I'm staying in la zona romantica and there are a few masaje places dotted along the main strip of la zona. I window shopped a little but didn't see anything to my liking. Eventually I took a cab to Las Antorches but it was closed on a Sunday about 1 pm. The driver offered to take me up a little more ways to Ancla 30. It's near the Marina Vallarta. After stopping by a bank I walked up to the front door and was greeted by a beautiful chica and there were several more inside. I would say 7's and up easily (at least to me). They take you back to a room after showing you some options, tell you about the menu and the. You make a selection. I chose the completo con sexo why masaje and it was about 3600 pesos. A little spendy (I'm Most familiar with Guadalajara's esteticas but it was vale cado centavo. I chose Helena after realizing the first hostess wasn't available for the service. She was very pretty and had a very nice cuerpito with be cups and a perfect round ass. She had long black hair and full lips and small hands which I'm a sucker for. Perfect 10 for me probably an 8 or 9 for you all. She gave a great masaje. Probably about 30 minutes and then flipped me over. I was able to kid her body and suck in her tits and neck while she Massaged my dick. It didn't take too long before she offered oral and didn't disappoint. It was really GFE or about as close in México as I have had. She probably sucked me for about 10 minutes and then offered to ride me. She really fucked me hard which was amazing. She rode in too and let me suck her tits and grab her ass. I bent her over and had my way there. I was having a harder time finishing because of a medication I'm On but she gave me a great handjob until I exploded all over while she gazed up at me- keeping eye contact. It was great. I had a shower after and we had a quick hug and kiss. All in all perfect for a little rendezvouz. Of all the masajistas I observed I would say this place definitely has the more premier selection.

[JPF]

It is off the main road on a little side street along with Sahara and LA10. The address I have doesn't show up on google maps but a taxi driver should know it. I used Uber and searched for Sahara and it found it (it didn't know of Tapanko).

They were friendly and there were "almost" no scams. I followed the advice and made sure I knew all prices before committing to anything. The one dishonesty was when I ordered a lady drink. I was told it was 600 pesos but when it arrived there was a 50 peso service charge added.

The building was bright and new and is a strip club with a big stage in the middle. The music is loud and there is cigarette smoke but the ceiling is high so the smoke isn't as intense as at some other bars. A talkative MC speaks a lot in between women and songs. Each dancer dances for 2 songs, one clothed and the second topless. Some pulled down their g-strings. Their names appear on the video monitors along one wall. There is a one song gap inbetween dancers.

There was no cover charge. A beer was 60 pesos. A lady drink is 650 pesos but that gets you about 30 minutes of their time which is pretty good in my opinion. This is at your table in the main room and most will get topless and allow extensive touching.

A big lady drink is 2800 pesos and comes with a little sparkler. It is done in a private area on the top floor and lasts an hour. I didn't do this but was told you can get naked and do everything except have sex.

For sex, you can get a room for 2200 pesos. I think this was for half an hour. The room has a sink and toilet and an L-shaped couch. They will serve you drinks in the room, again 650 pesos. The woman I went with didn't speak any English (my Spanish is minimal) but she was attentive and I had a good time.

There were a lot of women there (20-30) and some were very good looking. I don't know how some of the women make money because a lot of the men just drink and watch which makes sense because of the high price for lady drinks. I was there about a couple of hours and would guess I only saw about 5-7 women getting taken. I am used to strip clubs where the dancers get showered with money and in Tijuana where the women circulate and get $1 tips for some groping. There is none of that at Topanko and most of the women just sat around.

[JPF]

Av. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2600.

https://kinggeorgepub.com/

It is open from noon until midnight.

The building is very nice inside and the staff were very friendly. There was no pressure but, of course, they did offer options to me.

There was no cover charge. A beer was 60 pesos, a lady drink was 290 pesos. I think a table dance was a similar price but I didn't get one nor did I see one. The price for a room plus a girl for sex was US $190. That was the only price I was given in US dollars which I thought was a little strange.

They brought over one woman who spoke English and I bought her a drink. She stayed about 10 minutes but I wasn't interested in more.

I was there in the afternoon and saw about 7 women. They were attractive but none of them really appealed to me. There are table dances in an area that can be curtained off but there is no stage show. The manager would bring girls around but they didn't seem to circulate on their own. The area is divided into different sections so from where I was sitting I often didn't see any women at all except when some were brought to nearby tables.

[RocksWithSalt]

However, the streets around the bar (one block south, three blocks east, and on Bolivia near the Hotel Montes de Oca) were full of streetwalkers. I saw around 10, very unattractive women. One was agressive and followed me and reached for my arm, a couple spoke to me, and several gave me the eye.

This confirms some of the content of this Map, not sure if you've seen it.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...o-Vallarta-Map

[JPF]

Colombia 1422 on the second floor and there is no sign on the building.

It is a small, plain bar. I was there on a Friday at around 10:30 pm and it was dead. Two women (not attractive) and two men.

However, the streets around the bar (one block south, three blocks east, and on Bolivia near the Hotel Montes de Oca) were full of streetwalkers. I saw around 10, very unattractive women. One was agressive and followed me and reached for my arm, a couple spoke to me, and several gave me the eye.

There were some other people hanging out on Guatemala but in general the whole area was deserted except around the bus stops.

[JPF]

There were reports on No Name Massage at Venustiano Carranza, 354,2nd floor. It was reported that there were two women and only the younger one did massage with extras. I went there and on the door was a sign saying that due to the sale of the building it had moved to Jacarandas 391.

I went to the new location. The metal door was closed but a section of it was open so I could look inside and saw a small lobby / waiting area. Also there was music playing but no one was visible and I assumed they were in a session. From what I could see there was only one area off the lobby and it was separated by a curtain. If that was a room then only one customer at a time could be seen.

This massage place has a name (on the sign on the door): Ninja Massage by Cecilla Callejo.

[JPF]

Address: 30 Ancla (the last unit of shops on Ancla on the left walking from the marina).

This was a real contrast from Las Antorchas. The building was pretty new and had nice facilities (showers, vip room) and 7 young women who were all reasonably attractive. (There was a sign in the window looking to hire more women between the ages of 18 and 30.).

It is open from 10 am until 10 pm and there are two shifts of women. The only negative if you are looking for bargains is that it is more expensive than other places I've seen. 800 pesos for a regular massage, 1800 pesos for nude, mutual touch, hand job; and 3100 pesos for full service. There are a couple of other options within this range. Also, I was given a tour with 3 women and if I chose any of them the price would be as listed above. If I wanted to choose among all 7 women there was an additional fee of 100 pesos. Also, there was one woman wearing a purple smock who was 300 pesos more because she had already worked that day.

Lea was very attentive and gave me a nice massage and a good time. After I was finished she continued the massage to fill the hour which was not my experience at other places.

Definitely recommended.

[JPF]

It is on Av. Francisco Medina Asencio, just south of the marina, opposite the Soriana Super Playa de Oro supermarket, just north of Farmcias del Ahorro (street number 2740).

It says restaurant and bar on the sign (under Las Antorchas) but the inside is a shell of a building. There was a small bar and bartender but not much else. There were two women there who were the least attractive, older women I have seen on this journey. They were friendly and wanted me to take them both to the back but I got out of there quickly. This was at around 11:30 am and there were 2 cruise ships in port.

[Acehi491]

My first time in PV and I did research mainly by going back in posts on this site. Many of those posts are now out of date. Also, few had actual addresses so the ones I got by googling may not have been correct.

Coni Spa. Moved?

I had Basilio Badillo 330 and "near the original" on that street. There was nothing at that address. There were two massage places on that block. Both with 2 women each, dressed in white. They weren't attractive to me so I didn't investigate further.

That might have been my post. Here's what I remember: it is on Basilio Badillo, just west of the Wings Army, on the same side of the street. There is a small, open courtyard, and the door to Coni was in the corner of this courtyard. That was last April, so things may have changed.

It sure seems like prices have gone up in recent years though. For the price of a $1,500 HJ in town, you can get FS at Anatorches, and often a simple massage comes with it.

[JPF]

I looked for two massage places previously reported on.

Regarding the "no name" spa between the Sheraton Bouganvillas and Party City. South of Party City is Office Max and south of that is the Mega supermarket. However, just north of Party City is an intersection with some businesses on one side (but no painted over windows) and a resort (Plaza Santa Maria) on the other side but I didn't see anything that said it was adult only. In the strip of businesses is Spa Claudio and inside there were 2 old and 1 younger unattractive women.

Two people posted about the many massage places in a shopping center south of the Office Depot on the main street. I found the Villa Vallarta which is indeed very large with many buildings to wander around. However, I only saw 4 or 5 massage places. A few had no people visible and the ones that were visible were not attractive women.

[Kust69]

Hey guys,

Just landed in PV. Looking for a decent FS place without spending a ton. And also a place that is good for massage.

Reading the posts here it's hard to tell which ones are good bet still. Little help here. Thanks!

[RocksWithSalt]

. Great Expectations Spa. Morelos 224.
He 1 k. He topless 1. 5 k. FS 2 k.

Thank you for the field research, I will be down in a few weeks and that is an easy stroll from where I am staying. Look forward to more reports.

[JPF]

I had better luck today. Great Expectations Spa.

Morelos 224.

It was there and the prices from the post I read were still accurate:

He 1 k. He topless 1. 5 k. FS 2 k.

Esmeralda gave me an even better massage than I had at the last spa and afterwards her performance was very good. She is probably in her 30's and has a nice body. She was working alone and had to interrupt the massage once to answer the door. Also, she was wearing not only white but a white uniform. She was not outside looking for customers. I guess the advice that masseuses dressed this way do not give extras is not always accurate.

[Scubatoo]

If it wasn't clear, this was my first trip to PV in more than 20 years. I didn't take the time to write down the street address and am not even sure a saw a sign, but it was one of the main beachside street. I'll to give better directions...

Thanks, SR. Check out my post at #2037 for directions to the FS spa at the Marina. Also, you might want to check out King George Sports Bar near the Marina anytime after noon or so.

[JPF]

My first time in PV and I did research mainly by going back in posts on this site. Many of those posts are now out of date. Also, few had actual addresses so the ones I got by googling may not have been correct.

Coni Spa. Moved?

I had Basilio Badillo 330 and "near the original" on that street. There was nothing at that address. There were two massage places on that block. Both with 2 women each, dressed in white. They weren't attractive to me so I didn't investigate further.

Coni 2?

I stumbled upon this on my way back. It didn't have a number on the door but was next door to 228 a on Hwy 200, south of Calle Francisco I. Madero.

It was one block from the old 4 Play.

It closes at 9 and a relaxing massage was 400 p. There was one woman not dressed in white there who told me the price and times. It was just closing when I was there.

4 Play. I knew this bar was closed but when I looked on google street view there was a new bar in that location. However, it is also now closed even though a couple of the silhouettes of women were still visible.

Best Massage.

Morelos 877.

This was the only place the first night was matched what I had noted. There were 3 women working, all dressed in black. Prices are 500 massage, 1500 HJ, 2000 BJ, 2500 FS. The options were given to me inside before the massage started but payment wasn't expected until I was done. Ana gave me a good massage but her ending didn't leave me happy.