Nigeria

[Zakmo]

Been in PH for the week and I've seen a number of ladies out, but the word on the street is that PH is pretty dry as the Christmas period sees a large outflow of residents who return to their hometowns in the East and South East for the festive period, so take my advice with that it mind.

Anyway, went out on town on Friday to a few different spots. Notes below:

Started off at this place called "The Boss" in GRA. It's a lounge attached to a club. I went for suya (open flame cooked meat brushed with a hot spice. The dish is similar to a kebab and is a popular night street food) and noticed a few girls out and about. Not too many ladies as this seemed to be a spot you'the actually take chicks to than pick up.

There's a rather large and prominent red light district not too far away from "The Boss" that I talked about in my previous post. Don't know the name but it's around Sani Abacha way close to this area where there are a lot of open air beer parlours, shawarma spots and the like. A drive through there and I didn't really see anything I'the write home about. Definitely a lot of women, but no one with the bodies I'the have cared for. I drove up a bit more to an area close to Hotel Presidential and saw some other ladies as well, but alas, nothing too crazy.

Went to this one club called Lamborghini Night club. This is your typical upscale night club with loud music and bottle service. A section runs about 150 K and the place was CRAWLING with working girls, and quite attractive ones as well. Got in there with my people and scoped the place out. Again, was with family so couldn't really pull the trigger. Saw about 6-8 girls that I really did rate. A few of them had a little section and danced (quite suggestively I should add). This club confirmed my hunch on the Nigeria scene. Work out of clubs and lounges. The best talent is there. The club was definitely heavily slanted to working women. You could spot them out pretty easily. Wandering eyes and the like. I did mess up by not trying to silently get a number or inquire about prices. Again, I knew this time around would be tough for me to get any traction because of my family obligations.

Anyway, headed to ABJ for NYE and this looks like it's going to be a great time. I thought my Lagos leg would be the best but my ABJ leg might actually be the best. My set up there is better than in Lagos and NYE is arguably going to be the best night to go out and find action and I expect all the clubs to be in full swing. I'll look to snatch a top tier chick for the night as well. More to come. It's actually pretty good that I haven't spend much cash while in PH. I'll splurge on NYE in an ABJ club, then check out the smaller spots the following days. I'll also be back to Lagos for the first weekend in Jan. Depending on how ABJ goes, I may actually have done all that needs to be done. LOL, I'm now wondering whether to go for a busty chick on NYE or big booty chick. Hopefully I can find a chick with both.

Another side note: The iG / digital game just isn't quite clicking for me. I do know iG has a number of runs girls and the like, but getting a response is taking far more time than it's worth. Again, work out of the clubs and bars.

More to come folks.

[Zakmo]

Port Harcourt or PH, is a city that I've hobbied in before to good effect but knew it would be tough this time around. PH is definitely one of the better cities in Nigeria and there's pretty good talent centralized in center PH (GRA Phase II & III). The city attracts a lot of ladies from the East and South-East, so there's that as well. I've heard ladies from Uyo and Calabar are quite the catchl.

I'm in town for family functions so I doubt I'll get a chance to hobby, but I can offer advice on what I've seen just by moving about around night.

-The main red light district is around GRA Phase 3. A little off Sani Abacha way. There are a lot of clubs in that area and any respectable woman wouldn't be caught dead there. As with the rest of Nigeria, a lot of pros operate out of clubs and lounges.

-From the little I've seen, the chicks are probably on par with the girls you'the find on the Ikeja axis. I haven't seen any chicks with particularly jaw dropping features. Most have a slim to average build with medium boobs and butts. What you'the expect from the average in fit woman. I did see one lady with a rather large and bubbly ass. Of course I couldn't pull the trigger.

-I'll be in PH till the weekend before heading to ABJ. I might be able to get some action or at least better sample the market on the weekend.

-I'll expect to get a lot of intel on my ABJ leg. There are many spots I'm looking to investigate (Kubwa, Wuse 2 club axis, Garki, etc). Going to run the club and street game.

-My 2nd Lagos leg should probably be the best leg. I'm not in a rush (going to actually be on a proper solo vacation away from the fam) and after the new year, a lot of the foreign based Nigerians will leave so prices will / should drop. The festive season sees a slight swell in prices.

-I'll try one more time on the iG / Snapchat game. But I really think I'll need to run out of the clubs to score the top tier talent I'm looking for.

Left on my list is a mega boobed lady (EE plus cups) and a mega booty lady. I get those two and this trip has been a success.

I've tagged thus far 5 ladies who, collectively, would average about a 7 (face and body combo). Lowest being a 6, highest an 8. Good thus far.

[Zakmo]

Hey guys, apologies. Been taking me a while to post the results of my trip. I'll send over a few posts today then try to get the rest over the next week or so.

[Skeggles]

Well, I am back here for a little while. Lagos that is.

Hit pats bar 2 times. Midweek the girls were there earlier, Friday night feeling a bit sick left lonely around 10 pm. So midweek seems to be a better option there. For me anyway. Only one freelancer on Friday night by 10 pm. Looked a bit old and haggard but she gave me her number, both of them. Maybe can get a discount price.

My driver has a list of places to go so I will report in on my experiences and chances over the weeks. Though I am convinced this is Definitely a good place to be.

[GuyMan007]

Of course. Got a bunch more reports to drop, from ABJ and PH. These forumns only work well if people contribute. The Cave is one of the longer running strip clubs in Ikeja. Been running since at least 2011 or so.

The condoms here I find just a bit too narrow at the base. I read somewhere that most men can fit regular sized condoms, the larger ones are in part an ego thing.

It's NYE so I'm looking forward to see the best on offer tonight. Will update accordingly.

Kiss are my condoms of choice. Thanks for the info about Cave. Will check it out.

[Zakmo]

Thanks zakmo. Great reports. I like the detail in them. I didn't know cave was a pre-eniment strip club but I agree its down and dirty. Just how I like it.

Interesting you note the same about condoms. Looks like the myth of bbc's is busted. Well in Nigeria anyway. I found the same with the girls. Small and tight. Well the ones I found were.

Looking forward to the next installments of zakmos travels.

Of course. Got a bunch more reports to drop, from ABJ and PH. These forumns only work well if people contribute. The Cave is one of the longer running strip clubs in Ikeja. Been running since at least 2011 or so.

The condoms here I find just a bit too narrow at the base. I read somewhere that most men can fit regular sized condoms, the larger ones are in part an ego thing.

It's NYE so I'm looking forward to see the best on offer tonight. Will update accordingly.

[Skeggles]

Awesome trip reports! I will use it as a guide for sure LOL.

Thanks zakmo. Great reports. I like the detail in them. I didn't know cave was a pre-eniment strip club but I agree its down and dirty. Just how I like it.

Interesting you note the same about condoms. Looks like the myth of bbc's is busted. Well in Nigeria anyway. I found the same with the girls. Small and tight. Well the ones I found were.

Looking forward to the next installments of zakmos travels.

[QweyLow1]

Awesome trip reports! I will use it as a guide for sure LOL.

[Zakmo]

This is going to be a shorter post but I went back to Cave to sample the talent. Went on a Sunday night which was expectedly slow, but still had some stunners and a good number of ladies (12-15). For the most part I just got lapdances, drank and ate some great peppered snail (Nigerian delicacy). Earlier that night I met up with one of my contacts from the Cave. Got a room not too far from Cave and had a good time with her. She was quite short (4'11) but had some perky boobs and a nice round ass. She was also quite the rider. Her short frame allowed her to really get into it. Economics: Room - 10 K for the whole night it's what I'the consider a whole night room. For her, I gave her 8 k for a couple rounds with breaks in between.

Anyway, will be on to the other leg of my journey. This part will be more family oriented so I think I'll be on a break for at least a good week or so. Also good as it'll allow me recharge and take a break from the partying and smashing.

PRO TIP: If you have a specific brand of condom you like, BRING THEM. The most visible foreign brand in Nigeria is probably Durex and I find they run rather small. I like to get the Trojan Magnum Thin or Bareskin. They fit very well but most importantly, they aren't to tight, especially at the base. Again. Bring your own condoms!

I'm actually looking most towards my ABJ leg of the trip. Moving around in ABJ is much easier than Lagos and a lot of the talent is concentrated in few spots. Infrastructure is also much better.

[Zakmo]

Was on the Island today for an unrelated event and just so happened to sample the talent on offer. The Island definitely has more talent but also a larger number of semi-pros. Chicks that won't necessarily solicit, but look for a beneficial relationship. The pro's are still pretty easy to spot.

One thing to note. Nigeria is not really built for short time. This place is best attacked when you bring a girl back to your place. The peace of mind and comfort can't be over stressed. Best thing to do is get a hotel for the night in one of the "happening" areas and go from there. You can usually get a decent room for like 10 k for a night.

Anyway, was out in VI and Ikoyi for a couple events and upon leaving, I drove around VI near Ademola Adetokumbo. On some back roads surrounding the area, I saw some ladies standing on the street. Slightly better quality than what I saw on the mainland but still, nothing too crazy. Drove around some more then I spotted a chick in white pants with a little bubble butt. Pulled on over to her and chatted for a bit. Started at 10 K but I haggled down to 6. 5 K for ST. Picked her up and took her back to a little hotel room that I arranged through a friend.

Took her to the room and got her to start with a blow job. It was decent but nothing to write home about. She was about a 6. 5, body was a good 8. Slim figure, nice round, soft bubble butt. Anyway, she was pretty good in the sack. No lie, I went pretty hard on her and she even complemented me when done. She gave me her number in case I wanted to follow up with her.

So the Island and the Mainland have similar set ups. The streets around the clubs will have girls paroling through, but the best talent will be in the clubs themselves, albeit for a higher price and will want to go all night (at your place).

Next up for me is to follow up with some of the chicks I met at the strip club on the mainland. One chick in particular I really want to meet up with. Great frame and sexy body. I'm traveling through Nigeria so I may meet up with her when I return to Lagos. I'll be off to ABJ and PH as well.

I think websites and social media should only be used for specific chicks that are on your bucket list for what ever reason. Outside of that, boots on the ground is the best strategy.

I will say this as well, for this trip, I was looking for three body types:

1. Thick booty akin to what you'the find in SA / Kampala.

2. Huge tits, like Double Es.

3. Very slim petite bodies.

I've seen a number of type 3, but almost none of type 1 and 2.

[Zakmo]

Continuing from my Pt. 1, I was now driving through the streets around 4 am looking for talent. Again, some decent ladies, but nothing particularly crazy. Mainland has some good talent, but you definitely have to keep a sharper eye out for the chicks.

I do think I waited too long for talent. I think the sweet spot is between 2-3 am. Then, a good number of people are leaving the clubs, but the top talent hasn't left. Yes, the numbers are in your favour if you want a shag. But be mindful, top girls will still go first. And by top girls I mean the ones with the best bodies and the like.

Anyway, did a pass through the aforementioned spots but didn't find anything to my liking, that was until I passed a small joint near Opebi and saw a chick with some thick hips and a decent ass. Picked her up and she was a 6 in the face, 8 in the body. Quoted me 10 K, jokes. All in all, we settled for 4. 5 K, which was still highish, but not bad. Went back to a hotel not too far along and we had a pretty good session. She actually enjoyed it more than I did (she came a few times) and she took my number afterwards. Finished up and went back home. I think when I look at what was spent that night it came close to 40 K, mind you, I was treating my friend for that night. So all the dances, drinks and all were on me. So about $112, for the night I had, I'the say pretty good value.

Some side notes: The girls start working pretty early. Around 10 pm or so, I saw a few of them outside of Radisson Blu and near Cubana (a lounge). You'll see more semi-pro types in lounges and clubs.

All in all, a pretty good night. I'll be back to the Ikeja axis in a few. Next time the plan will be.

Go back to the Cave and sample some other ladies there.

Check out a few bars and lounges for the semi-pro types.

Leave a little earlier to ensure I get the best pick of the litter.

Will be checking out the Island next. Might also hit up ABJ as well. So far so good, Nigeria is definitely getting much easier to navigate. Even for the uninitiated. Technology has really evened the playing field. With Google Maps, you'll have directions to most places. Debit and CCs are widely accepted. Uber is easy to use and pretty effective. Phone lines are cheap to get and data is even cheaper.

More to come.

[Zakmo]

Got back to business in Nigeria and I decided to start things off with a trip to Ikeja. Being that I'll be in Nigeria for a while, I decided to take things easy and not spend too much in my first weekend in town. Wanted to get a flavour of what was on ground and whet my appetite for the long run. Key to the hobby is not just taking your time, but scoping out all of the options, especially if you have time.

As a guide to my report, K=Thousand. $1 USD = 357 Naira roughly (355 for easy math).

So I met up with an old friend around 10 pm to catch up and grab drinks in the area. We stayed around the Allen Avenue axis for the night. Anyway, on to the night.

We head to a strip club called 'The Cave' in Ikeja around 12 am or so. Entry was 5 k a head but we got in for 3 k each. The club itself has a pretty standard strip club layout. There's a main stage that girls go to perform and then various women walk around giving lap dances to men. It was Friday night and pretty packed. Drinks are on the pricey side e. G. A shot of Henny is 3 k and most drinks outside of beer are sold at the bottle level. Its very easy to spend what you didn't plan on spending. Add in the tips you give staff here and there.

The Girls.

Being that the Cave is the top mainland strip club, I expected top talent (as it concerns Mainland) and for the most part I wasn't disappointed. Although from what I've seen, Silver Fox on the island has the best talent but the atmosphere there is very different. It's more a showout club, big on flossing and the like. The Cave is for the down and dirty so to speak. Back to the girls. Pretty good line up of women. There were probably 35-40 women. Great figure on quite a few of them, slim bodies with nice bubble butts, a few heavier set women. A few stunners there are well. There was one chick with short blond hair, slim waist and a nice phat ass. Some average chicks as well. Facially, most were about average (from a mainland standard) but again, a few nice ones. Also something to note, there were some really nice bartenders that didn't actually strip at all. From a body perspective, good, but not a whole lot of booty.

Anyway, about 80 or so guys in there. A lot of drinking, smoking and the like. The music is loud and a mix of Nigerian jams, hip hop music and reggae. Lap dances are 2 K and you can get quite hands on depending on the girl (lick nipples, finger them etc). Club is definitely raw, not like some other strip clubs that are more so clubs that happen to have naked women. The seating isn't as good as I'the like. You're a little to close to a different party. Most people mind their own business but you get what you pay for.

Lapdances were pretty decent value. 2 k gets you about 10 minutes depending on the girl and if wanted, you can take a chick back to the private booths and smash. Mind you, not all girls are willing to go back. I had 2 girls tell me they didn't want to. One chick quoted me 20 k to go to the back. Too much. Most of that goes to the house. I took her number instead and said I'd link up with her later. Also to note, I saw a foreigner there. I think Lebanese or so. Mainland isn't dangerous per se, no one is out to hurt you. But if you're not from there, people will try to fleece you, but you should never really be worried about safety. The people fleecing you are also trying to have a good time. If they can get 500 naira from you then they can buy a small beer and enjoy in their own way. Just a pro tip.

I think I got like 4 lap dances from different women and got 2 numbers of some chicks I wanted to smash later. Will see how that pans out.

Left the club around 3, dropped off my friend then went driving through some of the streets with various women (around 4 am). Hit up the main streets (Allen, Awolowo, Opebi, Toyin). Driving through is nice, but the streets are a bit too fast moving to really get an idea of the talent levels. From my drive through I some some talent, but nothing really caught my eye per se. Will continue with Pt. 2.

[Zakmo]

As promised, Going to start uploading some of my field reports from various cities in Nigeria. Note: These reports might be out of order in that they've been uploaded well after the action happened and there might be some chronological issues, nonetheless, I think this will be some good info for the forum.

[QweyLow1]

Never had blacks from the motherland so am planning a tour of Africa. Countries such as Kenya, Uganda, and Mada are all easier to get into than Nigeria. And pussies are cheaper than both Thailand and Colombia.

True the minimum in Thailand is $50 these days. But there's no place like Thailand when it comes to mongering. It's literally an adult Disney World LOL Plus the day time activities is unbelievable. To many mongers drove up the prices.

[QweyLow1]

Thanks for all the info, I think I'm going to shoot for Lekki and possibly venture into Ikeja once or twice. I don't not look like a local and it's hard for me to blend in. I'm sure with time Inwill figure Naija out like I have done with other countries. I will most def report my findings.

Are airbnbs secure or are hotels my best bet. I just don't want to be that yancee guy who's bringing ashawos in and out of his hotel. I don't want all eyes on me LOL.