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12-30-19 17:55 #7767
Posts: 177Your magical tour guide to Santa Fe
You guys want a tour guide to Santa Fe? Here you go.
Step 1: Learn just some basic Spanish.
Step 2: Walk down Car. 15 from the corner of cal. 24 until you get to cal. 23, scoot down 23, and then loop back up to 24.
Step 3: Approach a girl you like, make small talk, buy at least 30 minutes, don't go over 60 mil.
Step 4: Bang your girl at a nearby short time hotel.
Step 5: Walk out of the hotel with a smile on your face.
That'll be $200 please.
Seriously though guys, if you can navigate a large international airport to find your gate, you can do Santa Fe. Anyone can spend their money how they want to, and if you want someone to show you around, that's your choice. I'm thankful for the expats who share stories on here, they have great info. They should-they live there for Christ's sake! What did you do before this forum, or before cell phones and digital maps? You traveled. You explored. The first time I mongered in Colombia, I walked around (by myself) till 1 am learning the layout. I ended up with a cute 20 yr old with a great bubble butt. I remember it well, not just for the sex, but also for the experience of getting out there.
Now, if you're one of those guys who watches the news reports and believes that the entire world is one big murdering zone, or books "adventure tours" to get a "genuine experience", or have no sense of adventure, then by all means you should get an expat to help you out. However, if you're a traveler, and can navigate those big airports, you'll be just fine.
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12-30-19 17:18 #7766
Posts: 1078Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
Good Post IMO.
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12-30-19 09:26 #7765
Posts: 314Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
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12-30-19 00:41 #7764
Posts: 5Originally Posted by FakeNick [View Original Post]
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12-29-19 20:35 #7763
Posts: 5493Originally Posted by NeilGeorge [View Original Post]
Why should the moderators, or admins, force him to do anything? Nobody is forcing anyone to seek out Woodman09. There's no ISG representative at the airport demanding you go spend a few hours hanging out with him.
If you're interested in a tour, send him a message, get a price and then decide if it's a fair price. He's not going to take you to Santa Fe and then demand 3 million pesos. I'm sure he'll give you a fair rate up front.
Where does taking advantage of newbies come into play? He's there. He has a life. He has things to do. I assume he spends part of his time earning money to support himself. If you ask someone to take time off of work to help you with something, shouldn't you pay them? Especially if you ask a complete stranger. Try it sometime. Walk into a local plumber's office and ask if they can take time off work to come snake out your drains for free.
If you're going to Bogota you can try to hook up with someone to be your wingman. YMMV. I've met up with several "I'm almost fluent in Spanish" mongers who are limited to a 100 word vocabulary. I've met up with guys who claim to know the city like the back of their hand, but they can only find 3 places. I've met guys I couldn't wait to get away from, along with guys who felt like long lost friends. I've scheduled to meet with guys who changed plans at the last minute and left me hanging.
There are plenty of reports from guys who decided to tackle Santa Fe on their own. Some did fine. Some hated it. Some were terrified and couldn't get out fast enough. Most of those people would have had a better experience if they had first contacted someone like Woodman.
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12-29-19 15:52 #7762
Posts: 1289Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]
As for HK, yes, $100 is becoming more common. It's been months since I've sessioned with a chica there but I have spent more money than I'd like to admit on alcohol. LOL.
Again, thanks for the advice! Going to focus efforts on the Medellin information and try to avoid another trip down Coahuila. LOL.
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12-29-19 13:59 #7761
Posts: 96Go for take out from the clubs
Originally Posted by MtVadose [View Original Post]
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12-29-19 06:44 #7760
Posts: 1792Originally Posted by Dcrist0527 [View Original Post]
Well welcome to these boards and you need to come visit, don't bother with the DR as the Sue has changed dramatically, my last visit to the DR was about 3 years ago and just no reason to go back.
Honestly you can't go wrong picking either Bogota or Medellin and if you have the time you need to experience both. Just know that the set up is different than our beloved HK club in Tijuana, not better nor worse but just different, so when you come don't have any expectations rather just come and experience it.
I have been reading lately how the HK prices are pushing $100 for a 30 min session which is $200. For the hour, damn that $200 USD equals about 650.000 pesos here in Colombia, as a point of reference a club in Medellin such as Fase Dos (chicas are about 7 to 9's) and you pay 200.000 pesos for about one hour with some fun cute latinas (paisa), and heck my typical all nighter, example 8 PM till the next day about noon and I give my stable of girl about 150.000 or $50 USD.
Now the casas both here in Medellin and Bogota for that matter are fun, you pick from a line up and the cost is about 35,000 (yes about $12. USD) to upwards of about 70.000 pesos (about $23. USD) and you get about 45 minutes, and you can find some real sweeties.
And if you choose Bogota let me give a shout out to woodman, I know him personally, went chasing chicas a few nights around Sante Fe in Bogota with him and a few other guys a few times this year, lots of fun, he is as real and legitimate as they come, and you should see some of the cuties he finds, everything he writes here on the forums are real, damn impressive.
So you just need to come and see for yourself.
The Tall Man.
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12-29-19 03:15 #7759
Posts: 300Originally Posted by Woodman09 [View Original Post]
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12-29-19 00:44 #7758
Posts: 1110Originally Posted by MtVadose [View Original Post]
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12-28-19 19:42 #7757
Posts: 1289Thabks Tall Man
Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]
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12-28-19 19:34 #7756
Posts: 1110My Brittany Spears Returned
I was walking through SF last night just going to grab a schwarma wrap. No intention of boning down. Actually kind of broke until next week.
And there she was, Maye a supercutie 20 yr old. Looks like Brittney in Hit Me Baby One More Time video.
Anyhow I had just started hitting that about 6-8 weeks ago and she went back to Venezuela.
I have been looking for her ever since because the sex is electric, I make scream and she lets me gag her and pull her hair. Also just love the BBBJ when she slobbers all over my cock like a porn starlet.
I think she likes my old ass, hard to believe, I'm her papa gringo. I feel like Humbert in Lolita, By the way RIP Sue Lyon.
So when I saw her we were so happy, she wanted to get busy I told her I wanted to but I need to take a pill.
I ended up getting some vitamin V and spending some of my last weekend cash. I will see her tonight again, she just texted me.
Get to Bogota and Live Your Best Life.
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12-28-19 15:53 #7755
Posts: 91I arrive to Bogota 3rd January, will probably spend a week before moving on, plan to see Medellin, Cali and Cartagena along with some tourist places over 6 weeks.
I'll visit Santa Fe and chapinero area casas for the experience but I generally prefer longer term with a more semi pro, my current plan is to use seeking. Or are there any better options, Latin america cupid, tinder, specific clubs or anything else?
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12-28-19 10:17 #7754
Posts: 23Originally Posted by WindAngel [View Original Post]
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12-28-19 08:03 #7753
Posts: 14First time in Bogota
First time there and was blown away. I was about 25 min away from SF and by myself so didn't venture down there. Maybe next time. Instead I called up eroticasbogota and requested Ximena. She was at my hotel in an hour. OMG 19 why why / o and just like the pics. Spoke a little English (better than my Spanish) and we used google translate for the rest. 300 COP for GFE, pics, and videos. All I can say is wow and I can't wait to go back.