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01-16-20 03:02 #11520
Posts: 279Bull in the China shop
Ouch! New meaning to bull in the China shop if you're walking around like that for three days!
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01-16-20 00:50 #11519
Posts: 219Man suffers three-day erection after taking stimulant
A man from Mexico was reportedly left with a three-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant 'used for breeding bulls'. The man received urgent surgery at Specialist Hospital 270 in Reynosa, Tamaulipas, when his condition became persistent. He is said to have taken the drugs after planning to have sex with a woman, 30. Doctors said 'he had taken a sexual stimulant which he had bought in Veracruz, used by farmers in that region to invigorate bulls for insemination. '.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/14/man-s...ulls-12053778/
Happy hunting and punting.
Lotus.
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01-15-20 01:20 #11518
Posts: 278Not new Brighton shop
Originally Posted by GenuineLotus [View Original Post]
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01-15-20 00:06 #11517
Posts: 219Jarit Thai Massage at 8 C St Andrews St Brighton. Avoid
It said; new new new massage shop in Brighton and thought how many times do you need to repeat the same word. It turns out its not new but a different owner. Usually, I never go Thai but made the exception on the basis of their Locanto introductory advertised rate of 59 HR. As it turned out, their rate wasn't 59 HR but 75 HR, this was their gag to get customers through the door. Anyway, Chelyn a nice looking younger Thai girl offered a 1 HR massage but needed to ring the boss to discount the massage to 70 HR, OK but only this time and thought big deal. On the back for 45 minutes was OK but nothing exceptional, walking on all fours and feeling really very uncomfortable with what she was doing. At 45 minutes she asked to turn over and I covered my privates with a modesty cloth and was asked immediately if I wanted extras, what can you do? She said, full nude B2 B for 150 $ Woooow! 100 topless and HJ50 that much for 15 minutes work? Who do you Thai's think you are, come over here and want to skin us Aussie guys like that? The best most highly paid tradesmen don't even get that per hour and they want this for 15 minutes work, get lost and said you people are far too expensive. At Chinese shops I get the same for $50, she seemed nice and polite and offered to move slightly but wouldn't do 50 $ and said she gets this in the CBD, well honey, this isn't the cbd and recon a lot of girls are making the big mistake with better money in the suburban shops than the city. WIR no. In fact, I quite often lodge a complaint on their Locanto site about over-pricing which hides your email address. Guys, honestly, please don't be pressured into their price fixing smoke-screen and reject these prices. I was happy saving my money from despair and had King George Whiting, two scallops and a drink for 20 $ at the best fish and chippery around the corner on Church.
Happy hunting and punting.
Lotus.
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01-14-20 16:50 #11516
Posts: 106Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 23:51 #11515
Posts: 161Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 18:58 #11514
Posts: 75Interested
Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 13:14 #11513
Posts: 138I had to try it $30--30 minutes
Hi all,
Visited a lady in Hampton advertising on gumtree for Waxing and Messaging.
That, s right messaging, obvious a typo on her part.
Full body Massages starting at $30 -30 min to $90 -90 min.
OR Full body massage not including genitals $20-25 min to $75-75 min.
She also will not do a massage including genitals until the second visit.
Extra if you want a shower.
Fronted up nice well spoken late 20's Aussie girl So far so good.
Then into the unit.
No massage table here, a single mattress on the floor jammed between the TV and the couch.
I should of left then but why not see what she had to offer.
No oil but used some fragrant lotion.
Even thou she turned the volume down on the TV and played music from her phone I am pretty sure she was watching the TV the whole time.
Place smelt of dog and cigarettes and along with the guy next door coughing his lungs up there was no way I would get a hard on.
Looking around the place while I was getting dressed the place was a mess I have been in some dodgy RnTs over the last 30 Years but this took the cake.
Dirty dishes and food wrapping all over the place.
This was the worst massage I had ever had.
Go on try it but be warned you will need a Dettol bath when you get home.
Cheers.
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01-13-20 11:46 #11512
Posts: 48Subcribed members
I am not a subscribed member and I don't mind paying $25 for a whole year. However, when I checked the method payment, ISG only accepts bitcoin or cash if you live in the US. Creating a bitcoin account is too much of a hassle so not sure how to pay for subscription. Another thing is if I paid by credit card or PayPal (if ISG accepts it one day), I am not sure what the transaction description would be. Don't want it to show that I paid for this website of course as my wife would see it.
Originally Posted by ValueMonger [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 10:33 #11511
Posts: 161Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 08:56 #11510
Posts: 121Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-13-20 08:14 #11509
Posts: 161Originally Posted by Dreamer4 [View Original Post]
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01-12-20 14:51 #11508
Posts: 48ISG is blocked in Australia?
Forgot to mention that has anyone experienced difficulties accessing this website? On my iPad, I could not access the site unless I use a VPN which diverted me to a Hong Kong server. Perhaps this site is blocked by Optus or the Aust Government.
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01-12-20 14:43 #11507
Posts: 48Skokka Melbourne CBD escort take 2
After having a rest on Sat, I decided to check the CBD scene again today (Sunday). Tried 2 numbers with photos showing girls holding the advertised mobile numbers. To cut the chase, turned out that all the photos are fake too!
Anyway, the first place was at Little Lonsdale St, level 4. A Chinese girl greeted me, as I said, not the one on photo, I gave her a try anyway, 30 minutes for $100. She was OK but I couldn't get in the mood. I asked whether she has a room mate, she said yes, I asked for that girl. She came in, a smaller girl which I later found out was Thailand. This Thai girl was much more friendly and nicer tits. I paid another $80 for some actions.
After 45 minutes or so, I still couldn't come! Dam, probably been watching too much porn! I also thought that I want to leave some energy for the second telephone number I called earlier. I stopped, had a quick shower, said thanks and bye.
I contacted the second ad and her place was at 99 A'Beckett St, level 3. Wow, this girl has a beautiful body! She stays there by herself, from Hong Kong, late 20's and been in Melbourne for 4 years. Her tits were tiny but I love Petite girls with small tits so she was perfect. Poor girl I kept on playing and sucking her tits, trying different positions. She was very accommodating, no rush and we kept talking the whole time. I kept extending 30 minutes at a time, ended up staying there for 1.5 hrs at $250. A bit steep but well worth it. Will definitely come back.
Bottom line:
1. Skokka actually OK, just that all photos are fake.
2. So just check it out, go there to their apartment and if you don't like the girl, just say sorry and good bye, check out the next one, no hard feelings and the girl understand. I guess it's their job so this is like marketing.
3. Some Chinese girls can be bitchy. The first Chinese girl kept on talking in the background and complaining when I was having fun with the Thai girl.
4. Just like fishing, sometimes you get a big fish. I found one today at A'Beckett St so hopefully you can find yours too. I found that once you've found your favourite, the subsequent visits will be better.
By the way, I am 42, married with 2 children. Still feel bad sometimes when I go out like this but I guess life is short! Anyone in the same boat?
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01-11-20 03:17 #11506
Posts: 48Taiwanese girl. Can I have her contact please, I don't have wechat. Thanks
My wife discovered Wechat so can't use wechat anymore.
Originally Posted by ValueMonger [View Original Post]